The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!
Chapter 1003 Zhao Ritian is almost going crazy
Zhao Ritian is an upright person.
He felt that this shouldn't be the case.
If we want to make fun of someone, we should be the ones to make fun of them! You are shit, what did Lu Chengwen say? You are just chickens and dogs! What right do you chickens and dogs have to boo us! ?
Long Aotian hugged Zhao Ritian's waist: "Calm down!"
Lu Chengwen grabbed the microphone while tearing it apart: "Hey, hey, hey, don't get excited! This is so embarrassing!"
"I don't care!" Zhao Ritian was arguing with his two brothers while holding on to the microphone tightly:
"Lu Chengwen said that you are all worthless. You are so weak and worthless that you have no right to laugh at me! Even my senior brother Long Aotian, whose sexual function is completely abolished, can beat you to a pulp! I tell you, you all have the way to die..."
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and pulled out the microphone cord.
Long Aotian pushed Zhao Ritian and said, "Are you sick? What do you think I did?!"
Zhao Ritian was still very excited: "I know you all bet on Xiong Jianmen to win, so I'm going to show you how to win three games in a row today, eh? Hey, hey!?"
Zhao Ritian slapped the microphone: "Hello!? Hello!"
I turned around and asked the host: "There is no sound! What happened to you?!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Zhao Ritian: "If you have a temper, look at them!"
Lu Chengwen pointed, and the three brothers from the Xiong Jianmen on the opposite side couldn't stop laughing.
Lu Chengwen said: "They are your targets!"
Lu Chengwen snatched the microphone, plugged it back in, and said into it, "I know everyone looks down on you! But me and Long Aotian both think you can win!"
Zhao Ritian was moved and nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
Lu Chengwen said, "It's useless to trash-talk the audience. They will only laugh at you! Your target is the three of them! Remember, you have to beat three with one! You have to beat three with one! Got it!?"
Zhao Ritian raised his fists above his head: "One through three!"
"Sh-!"
The people in the audience booed even louder.
"He's still a one-on-three. If this idiot can beat three of the Xiong Jianmen, I'll be handstand diarrhea!"
"Haha! He can penetrate the Three Bear Sword Gates with one blow? I'm so fucking awesome!"
"He can penetrate three bear sword gates at once!? I'm going to eat shit on live broadcast!"
At this time, a host asked: "Three, which sect are you from?"
One person said: "We are disciples of the Qinri sect!"
The host was very excited: "Can you say what you just said again!?"
"No problem!" The elder of the Qinri faction said: "Zhao Ritian can defeat three people at once, and I will have diarrhea when I stand upside down!"
The second one leaned closer to the microphone: "I'm going to fuck you with sulfuric acid!"
The third brother leaned closer to the microphone and said, "I'm eating shit live!"
The audience burst into laughter!
Zhao Ritian was so angry that he almost cried. He pointed his finger domineeringly and said, "I will let you know how powerful I am! Start! Start quickly!"
When the host saw that the atmosphere was already like this, there was no need to create more atmosphere.
This bunch of clowns started playing by themselves.
The audience was also very anxious and wanted to see the battle start soon.
As a result, both sides immediately determined the vanguard, lieutenant general and general.
There is no doubt that Zhao Ritian must be a forward on the Yanbaomen side, otherwise how can he defeat three opponents at once?
Long Aotian naturally determined that he was a lieutenant general, and his purpose was of course to protect Lu Chengwen and let him play last.
Meanwhile, Xiong Jianyu patted Xiong Naichao on the shoulder and said, "Junior brother, go and perform for everyone. Uh... he's a fool, don't really cripple him, otherwise it will look bad. People will think we are bullying a fool and leaving no room for him."
"Don't worry, big brother! It's up to me."
Then he said to Xiong Guishan: "Junior Junior Brother should be able to beat at least two, or even three at once. You are ranked second. This is only the second round, and I don't want to expose my strength too early."
"Don't worry, big brother! Leave it to us!"
Xiong Naichao laughed: "I don't think Second Brother needs to go on stage. I only need to kill two of them. Then, is Lu Chengwen still considered a ancient warrior? Hahaha!"
Xiong Naichao and Zhao Ritian stood face to face.
Xiong Naichao was laughing, Zhao Ritian's chest was heaving, and he was wiping away tears.
Xiong Naichao shook his head: "Brother, don't be so excited! You have to admit that you are short, and stand firm when you are beaten. Don't worry, I will show mercy to you later."
Zhao Ritian pointed at him and said, "You show mercy!? You show mercy!? You were born of a wolf, raised by a dog, a bastard, a worthless thing! You have this stupid roe deer head on your neck, this turtle bastard covers your back, you wear a mourning robe on the stage, and if I give you a banner, you will look like a filial son and grandson of thousands of families..."
Everyone was stunned.
This Zhao Ritian... I don't know how good his kung fu is, but he's pretty good at swearing!
Where on earth did he get such a curse word?!
Yu Kuohai sat on the judges' panel, smiled bitterly and shook his head.
He turned around and said to the other three family heads: "This kid is actually not simple. I destroyed his cultivation, but he actually recovered."
"Oh?" The Patriarch of the Zhai Family was very curious: "Why did you destroy his cultivation?"
Yu Kuohai said: "You chat with him. If you don't beat him to death within three minutes, I will consider you a generous person."
"Oh."
Zhou Yangqing said: "From yesterday to today, Yanzhaomen has been behaving properly and has not done anything excessive. So far, there is no suspicion of cheating. I don't understand, Lu Chengwen... is he really willing to lose money and keep the betting until the official competition?"
Zhou Miaomiao asked, "Dad, they won't hurt Lu Chengwen, right?"
"This is a ring, so who can say for sure? In the previous elimination matches, it was basically a crushing situation, so we were able to stop at a certain point. But as time goes on, the competition becomes more intense. It's normal for people to get injured."
Yu Shasha frowned: Lu Chengwen, what on earth are you doing?
At this time, the referee stood between the two and chopped down with one hand: "The game begins!"
Xiong Naichao hugged his shoulders and smiled at Zhao Ritian.
Zhao Ritian was about to take action: "Hey! Hurry up and get ready!"
"No need." Xiong Naichao said, "I'll let you have three moves first."
Zhao Ritian said angrily: "Hurry up, I'm going to kill you in seconds!"
Xiong Naichao laughed loudly: "You? You defeated me in seconds? Hahahaha! Ahahahaha!"
Zhao Ritian was anxious: "Hurry up and get ready, don't say I'm bullying you! I want to defeat you fairly!"
Xiong Naichao shook his head: "Young people are always impatient. I'll teach you three moves. Let me see what you are made of. Then I can give you some pointers."
Zhao Ritian turned around three times in a hurry: "Hurry up and get ready, I'm going crazy!"
Xiong Naichao stretched out a hand and hooked it at him: "Then come over! Use your most powerful move and attack me. Let me feel what kind of martial arts your Yanshao Sect belongs to. Such a small and broken sect, but you still have a lot of self-esteem. Haha."
Zhao Ritian stamped his feet in anger and said to the referee, "Did he commit a foul?!"
The referee said, "It has already started, you can attack. Hurry up, you two are taking so long."
Zhao Ritian said: "If I attack now, it won't be considered a violation?"
"It doesn't count!"
"Isn't that taking advantage of him?"
"Not counting."
"Not really... just... a raid or something?"
"I already said no..."
The referee felt a gust of wind blowing on his face before he uttered the word "count". The black boy in front of him... disappeared in an instant.
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