I'm not a basketball bully

Jessica Alba is actually not the first time to watch Su Ye's game.

When Su Ye was still a college student, she and her good sister Scarlett Johansson came to the scene to watch Su Ye's crazy March quarter-finals.

It's just that because of busy work, I didn't have time to go to the scene to see Su Ye.

Today, she finally spared time to come to the nba to watch Su Ye's game as she wished.

And Jessica's position is very forward, in the first row.

Naturally, a wave of interviews by the reporters at the scene was indispensable.

"Jessica, you didn't even say hello before you came. It really brought a surprise to the fans in Philadelphia. So, whose performance do you look forward to more?" The reporter took the microphone to Jessica Alba's asked in front of him.

High EQ: Whose performance do you look forward to more?

Low EQ: Who are you running after?

Jessica has also been in the entertainment circle for a long time, and she knows that this is a trick played by reporters.

If I say a name inadvertently, and then a few close-up photos are taken by the cameraman at the scene, throwing it on the Internet will be a piece of gossip that will arouse fans' infinite reverie.

However, Alba didn't care, and the answer was generous and unabashed.

"I have nothing to hide. As early as when Su Ye was still in college, I watched his game live. I like his way of playing. Yes, I just came to watch him play!" Alba replied.

The reporter obviously did not expect that Alba's answer would be so direct.

"Then there must be something about Su Ye that attracts you."

"That's right, I like his pair of big buttocks, I really like watching him use his buttocks to arch people!"

reporter:"……"

This is the first time I've heard of a woman liking a man's ass.

The reporter was a little skeptical, this Alba didn't like Su Ye's butt, and he was greedy!

Just like Su Ye's buttocks with infinite power, which is like a perpetual motion machine, which rich woman can't be greedy?

Alba has always been such a person, who likes to go straight and not beat around the bush.

Su Ye on the field felt very depressed when he heard Alba's interview.

Could it be that the most attractive thing about our old Su is his butt?

What about appearance?What about ball skills?

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"Today's Wachovia is really full of superstars, even Hollywood women have come to the scene!"

On the other hand, Jazz player Carlos Boozer said harsh words in an interview with reporters before the game: "It's just that Su Ye will disappoint Ms. Jessica today."

"Because I will let Su Ye reveal his true colors in front of Ms. Jessica!"

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"Chris, you and Su Ye are college teammates and roommates, so you should know Su Ye's emotional experience best. Jessica said that he went to Su Ye's college game, so you know Su Ye and Jesse What's the deal with the card?"

On the other side, Chris Paul was speechless when he was interviewed by reporters.

As soon as the reporter came up, he asked about the private relationship between Su Ye and Jessica Alba.

Paul: "I don't know, and I don't want to know."

You ask me about Su Ye's relationship?

What does this have to do with me?If you want to ask, you have to ask Su Ye himself!

"I only know that although Su Ye and I are brothers."

"But on the court, Su Ye is my opponent today!"

"I will not show mercy, I will only be more vicious!"

Chris Paul is going to extend his cannon fist to Su Ye's territory today.

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The game starts soon.

The 76ers are still a regular starting package.

For the Jazz, positions [-] to [-] are:

Paul, old shooter Matt Harprin, ak47 Kirilenko, Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur.

Okur took the jump ball with his height and wingspan.

Paul took the ball across the court and faced Iverson's defense. These two No. 3 players were quite familiar. After all, they were banana boat brothers, and they had two weeks of devil training together.

Paul was at the top of the arc, with his back facing Iverson organizing the offense, and made a 2 gesture with his fingers, indicating the implementation of the No. 2 offensive tactics.

Afterwards, Su Ye ran up and came to Paul, covering his crotch with both hands.

Su Ye, he actually blocked Paul!

This……

The fans at the scene were stunned.

For a while, it was not clear which family Su Ye belonged to.

Su Ye actually gave the opposing point guard a pick-and-roll!

In fact, Su Ye can't be entirely blamed for this. After all, he has been teammates with Paul for a year. As soon as Paul reached out, he subconsciously went up to pick and roll him. This has formed muscle memory.

"Damn, this is riding a horse..." Su Ye felt very embarrassed, the title of undercover agent was given a real hammer by himself.

Su Ye quickly ran to the basket to defend, but just as Su Ye stepped forward, a basketball flew in front of him.

As soon as Su Ye grabbed it, he took the ball in his hand.

The moment Su Ye got the ball, Su Ye's reaction was to attack the basket first, but he only remembered when he raised his hand.

No, no, I am defending!

During this round, the fans at the scene couldn't handle it.

Su Ye went up and played a pick and roll for Chris Paul!

That's outrageous enough, undercover enough.

In the end, Paul actually passed it on!

After Su Ye got the ball, his subconscious reaction was to shoot.

It's a series of twists and turns!

These two people are afraid that they are not spying on each other, how about setting up this cosplay kite?

"The Jazz's offensive position, let's see how Paul is doing his job? Hey, why did Su Ye go up and play a pick and roll for Paul? Good shot, Paul really made a pass, layup? Oh, why did it stop? Oh By the way, this is the offense of the Jazz!"

This wave of operations by the two of them swayed the commentator Zhang Weiping.

"Haha, it seems that the cooperation between Paul and Su Ye has become a muscle memory, and their minds may still be stuck in college." Yu Jia also said with a smile.

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"Fuck, why are you?"

Paul was also confused on the field.

Su Ye's pick-and-roll and roll just now were not too textbook, so Paul also passed the ball subconsciously.

Unexpectedly, Su Ye in front of him was already wearing the opponent's jersey.

This scene is really emotional.

But it's just...

This wave is going to be the top five.

"You still talk about me, give you a pick and roll, you are a true legend."

Su Ye gave the ball to Iverson,

76ers offense.

This time it was a serious pick-and-roll cooperation. Iverson and Su Ye came up with a pick-and-roll.After being disassembled, Iverson attracted the defense of two people and accelerated to the basket.

But after entering the penalty area, he passed the ball back to Su Ye who followed up from the middle. The pick-and-roll was very beautiful, and the only defender in front of Su Ye was Paul.

"I'm sorry, Luo Luo, eat me!"

Su Ye pushed his butt inward.

Seeing Su Ye's strong buttocks rushing towards him, Paul closed his eyes and said silently in his heart: "Ye Ye, love me, take it easy!"

Bang! !

With a muffled sound, Su Ye pushed Paul away and scored a layup.

Looking at Paul again, after being knocked away by Su Ye, he actually rolled twice on the floor.

Those who didn't know thought that Paul put his teeth in cosplay Hokage on the field.

"Oh! It's a beautiful pick-and-roll attack. Su Ye directly hits Paul. The twin stars of Wake Forest University are completely broken. Now standing in front of you is the Philadelphia-loving pig combination!"

Love pig combination is a nickname given to Iverson and Su Ye by 76ers fans on the Internet.

"Beautiful! Just like that!"

Jessica Alba, in the audience area in the front row, waved her arms and celebrated loudly.

The cheerleaders of the 76ers all stared at the news.

"Hey, the slogan is quite loud, and there is even a celebrity opponent!"

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"You didn't die, Luo Luo."

On the field, Su Ye reached out to pull Paul up.

It was only at this time that Paul realized how hard it was for those college players who played against Su Ye.

I really can't stand this big butt!

If you let the 1-meter Wuba Paoge defend the inside players, he really has no other way except to dig out the eggs.

Paul grabbed Su Ye's hand and was about to stand up, but at this moment, Iverson in front suddenly yelled.

"Get back on defense, Brother Su!"

"okay!"

Su Ye responded, and then let go of his hand, and Paul, who had just been pulled up halfway, fell back down again.

Paul: "Let me tell you, you did it on purpose..."

There are actually fake moves when pulling people up! !

It seems that you have learned a lot of technical work from Iverson.

Su Ye's operation completely broke the former Wake Forest twin star combination. In the next offensive round, Paul assisted Mehmet Okur and hit the old 45-degree goal on the flank.

The score came to 3-2.

Looking back, Iguodala's air cut layup missed.

Utah Jazz offense.

Paul inspected the running positions of his teammates, and passed the ball to Okur, who was out of the three-point line without the ball screen.To tell a joke, Okur's height of 2 meters did not go straight after the screen without the ball, but ran to the outside.

Because Okur just scored a three-pointer in the last round, Su Ye focused on taking care of Okur. Su Ye quickly gave up Boozer and went to defend the outside line.

As a result, Okur made another pass to Boozer, who was unguarded at the free throw line, and the latter hit a high-arc mid-range shot.

5:2

In this offensive round, the Jazz made perfect use of Okur's outside shooting.

Those with the word "ku" in their names are usually very accurate.

Okur has a weight of 2 meters 16 and 130 kilograms, but he has limited means of scoring inside. Instead, he has a 45% three-point shooting rate outside the three-point line and is a three-point shooter.

With a height of 2 meters, he can't do it inside, but he shoots from the outside. This is indeed an alternative.

So Okur, who just joined the league two years ago, was not liked at all for his strange style of play.Like some rebounding champion in Philadelphia who dreams of being a shooting guard.

However, after coming to the Jazz, head coach Jerry Sloan discovered Okur's shooting talent and believed that he could make a difference, so he began to reuse Okur and put Okur in the starting lineup.

Off the field, Jerry Sloan had a satisfied smile on his face.

The space of his lineup is extremely wide open.

Coupled with Chris Paul's strategizing.

Will definitely do a lot in the new season!

Su Ye also frowned.

With this lineup of the Jazz, it is indeed easy to punish the big center on the opposite side.

The future Dayao will continue to fall in front of the Jazz in the playoffs, because he died at the two long-range shooting points of Okur and Boozer.

Su Ye also often jumps outside the three-point line to defend Okku today, but this gives the inside more opportunities.

The Jazz's offensive start was a bit overwhelming for the 76ers.

With 3 minutes and 58 seconds left in the first quarter, Okur had a chance for a three-pointer at the top of the arc.Seeing that Dalembert couldn't get out, Su Ye ran over to help defend.

Su Ye actually guessed that Okur might pass the ball to Boozer in the blink of an eye in his shoe room, so he made two-handed preparations. He predicted Okur's pass and reached out to steal it in time, but he failed.

Boozer attacks the rim, rushes to the rim for a pause, leans on Dalembert, and fights to put the ball in the rim.

"Beep!"

The referee at the bottom line blew his whistle, and Boozer scored 2+1!

Boozer's specialty is his mid- to long-range long two-point shooting, but he is not a pure shooter who can only shoot, and his inside offensive skills are not bad.

Boozer, who got the 6th point of the game, was also very excited. Watching the ball go into the basket, Boozer threw a fist in celebration in excitement.

"what!!"

But in the end, there was a sudden shout from behind, and Boozer's fist hit the vital part of the referee behind him.

"Ouch, I got it!"

"I didn't do it on purpose, I really didn't do it on purpose, please don't tell me."

Boozer hurried up to apologize.

"It's okay, you didn't mean to."

The referee is fine on the surface, but in his heart he is a mother.

You almost killed your children and grandchildren, but being an NBA referee is actually a high-risk job!

"Hahaha, Boozer actually beat the referee. Doesn't this give him a T? No! It doesn't seem to be intentional. It's not easy for NBA referees. How many insurances are there for this?"

Mr. Zhang Weiping took pleasure in other people's misfortune.

The game we played today is really interesting.

The two spies on the field competed with each other in acting and cosplaying kites.

There was also a terrorist who hit the referee with a ball.

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The game is going on and the first quarter is coming to an end.

The referee who was punched by Boozer just rubbed his crotch subconsciously.

Anyway, I'm still a little uncomfortable!

He felt that there would be some accidents in every match against Su Ye.

The overlord throws people with a tripod, chases and kills with a bench in his hand, dances ballet on a technical stage, and was attacked by Boozer again today.

That's right, Su Ye's referee for these games is the bald referee Crawford in front of the movie.

Seeing that the first quarter is coming to an end, I finally have a chance to rest, so I can sit up and down for a while and rub it secretly.

But at this moment an accident happened.

After Louis Williams broke through, he encountered a tough defense from the inside rim protector, so he moved the ball out in a wide range.After Matt Barnes made a three-point jumper, he found that AK47 Kirilenko was about to cover him, so he jumped up in the air and transferred the ball to Su Ye who was open for a three-pointer.

It's a pity that the ball was passed too fast, Su Ye touched it with his finger, but flew out along the sideline.

And the direction of the basketball's flight happened to be the bald Crawford referee who was boxed by Boozer.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!!"

Su Ye still didn't give up, and towards the referee, ah no, the basketball flew over.

Because he was afraid of bumping into the innocent referee, Su Ye yelled loudly.

"Fuck! Are you all targeting me today?"

Crawford quickly dodged to avoid it.

Fortunately, avoid it!

And Su Ye caught the basketball within a hair's breadth of his peak, and flung it back vigorously.

"Hey, it's successful!"

Su Ye's face showed joy, the ball was rescued by himself.

There are wonderful shots of saving the ball in every game, and our old Su is the hardest kid on the court!

But after throwing the ball, Su Ye realized something was wrong.

In front of him, there was a long-legged beauty wearing strappy high heels! !

Moreover, this beauty is a little familiar.

Damn, isn't this Jessica Alba! !

It turned out that Jessica was blocked by the referee just now, and Su Ye didn't see Jessica behind until the referee ran away.

But Su Ye couldn't control his body anymore, and pressed towards Jessica.

"what!!"

Jessica Alba was also taken aback, but instead of avoiding it, she subconsciously stretched out her hands, raised her legs, curled up, and made a self-protection action.

"Farewell, please don't kick me with these high heels!"

Su Ye saw Alba raised his legs, still wearing round and thin high-heeled shoes.

If this is pressed, wouldn't it be pierced through the chest on the spot?

So, Su Ye also grabbed Jessica Alba's feet reflexively.

"Su Ye rushed out of bounds to save the ball. This is his attitude towards the game! Alas, this time he hit the spectator area. This is a lucky spectator randomly selected to go to the hospital. Let's see which kid it is Bad luck?"

When Zhang Weiping watched Su Ye's game, he just said one word: gloating.

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The fans at the scene also wanted to see who was the audience who was hit by Su Ye?What is the consequence?

Zoom in.

Then,

More than 2 fans at the scene suddenly made bright expressions.

Su Ye's left and right hands were holding Jessica Alba's ankle in strappy high-heeled shoes.

As for Su Ye, his whole body was on top of Jessica Alba.

It's so tight in places that it feels like...

that pose.

The broadcaster blushed.

The old... the old man pushes the cart! !

This episode can't be broadcast, this episode really can't be broadcast! !

Su Ye actually gave Jessica Alba an old Su stroller!

The management of Jissbon laughed, and the materials were not too bald!

New advertising words are born spontaneously in an instant!

"Jessbon's golden hunk, you are the toughest in the arena assault!!"