I'm not a basketball bully

Pavria's face was lost at the Waqiaovia Center.

Being slapped on the face by Su Ye, and twice, sucking Su Ye's stinky fart in public!

But fortunately, no one knows about eating farts except the two people involved.

But the most embarrassing thing for him is...

Two front teeth were sitting down! !

Now he doesn't dare to speak loudly, and when he speaks, he will be full of leaks.

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"Hey, two teeth have been killed. Su Ye's butt is really strong. I heard many players who played against Su Ye say that Su Ye's big butt is like a weight. It seems that this is really not an exaggeration! Pachulia is going to be the first representative who proves the strength of Su Ye's concentration!"

On the Tianchao side, Zhang Weiping couldn't help laughing while talking.

The gloating mood overflowed across the screen.

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on the field.

"Hey, he did it on purpose, he definitely did it on purpose! If you don't give him a technical foul, you will be sorry for my two front teeth!"

Pachulia didn't go up to argue with Su Ye immediately, but talked to the referee.

This is in line with his style, no matter what the situation, he will never fight with the opponent.

But the referee ignored Pachulia at all, and discussed it with the two referees.

If Su Ye rides his opponent under his ass in the court, it must be a foul.

But you, Pachulia, didn't play at all, and the position you appeared in, wasn't that purely self-inflicted?

The referee hadn't decided on a penalty for Su Ye yet, so Pachulia was first expelled.

Because Pachulia's mouth is full of blood now, there are clear regulations in the NBA that as long as a player has an open wound that bleeds, he must immediately stop the bleeding. Players with blood are absolutely not allowed to play.

Pachulia was overwhelmed, and I was forced to go off when I finally had time to play.

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"Brother Su, are you okay? Let me see how your ass is bleeding, my God, you can't be bitten by a wicked person."

Iverson ran over to comfort Su Ye, but let go of the quack.

Everyone knew that the blood did not belong to Su Ye.

"What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, I just think your butt is not clean."

Su Ye was a little depressed when he heard this.

He knew that someone would definitely say that, but he really didn't mean it.

"Hey, what are you holding in your hand? It's white and hard. Are they white chocolate beans?"

Iverson looked at the two bloody front teeth in Su Ye's hand and asked.

Pachulia next to him was about to vomit blood.

You people are definitely trying to annoy people here on purpose!

Su Ye returned the two teeth to the referee, and then accepted the cleaning by the staff.

. . . .

Su Ye is fine, just wipe off the blood on his hands and shorts, and then he can continue playing.

But Pachulia has a bigger problem.

I went straight back to the locker room to check and stop the bleeding. Whether I can come back from this game will be a question mark.

As for how to punish this round, neither side received a technical foul, it was simply a block out of bounds.

Pachulia will not be able to come back in a short time, but this is a pain for Josh Smith on the court.

In particular, the 76ers were even more shameless, and put Chuck Hayes and Su Ye on the court at the same time.Two players whose height was nearly 2 meters below the average height actually raged wildly in the penalty area of ​​the Eagles.

Hayes robbed Su Ye.

Su Ye finished grabbing Hayes.

When the fight was fierce, Hayes was alone with two blocks on the opposite side, and Su Ye picked up rebounds from behind.

Gangs commit crimes, and the division of labor is clear!

The outside shooters of the 76ers are going to shoot high, which is even more exciting than shooting training!

Kyle Korver was on the verge of tears on the bench.

No, what do you want them to do to these old shooters?

Shooting and grabbing tactics, the team's highest three-point shooter is still sitting on the bench!

In fact, the so-called shot-and-grab tactics are completely out of Cheeks coach's plan.

He also didn't expect that facing the inside of the Eagles, Su Ye and Hayes would blow up the rebounds, and the shot-and-grab tactics achieved great success!

Looking at the effect of the game on the field, Maurice Cheeks crossed his arms and rubbed his chin, thinking about it.

"In the future, I will meet some teams with mediocre rebounding ability..."

"Using surrender tactics to fight against the opponent is probably a good tactical choice..."

In an unremarkable game, Cheeks discovered a huge tactic.

tell a joke

The combination of two insiders with an average height of 2 meters is actually implementing the throw-and-grab tactic! !

Those who don't know can think it's a college team competition...

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When the game entered the third quarter, the point difference had been stretched to 15 points.

And Zaza Pachulia still hasn't returned to the ring.

It seems that today's game will not come back.

Su Ye didn't score much today, but his rebounds were astonishingly high. Halfway through the third quarter, the number of rebounds reached 16!

As for scoring, Su Ye only had 10 points.

10 points + 16 rebounds, no matter how you look at this statistic, it doesn't match up with a shooting guard.

However, in the last minute of the third quarter, when Su Ye faced Deron Williams' misplaced defense, he still showed his true qualities as a guard!

Su Ye got a chance to switch to singles. This time facing Delong, he didn't choose to lift his butt and arch inward.

The main teams are leading by almost 20 points, so it seems a bit too much to bully people like this.

So Su Ye decided to let Delong take a good look at our old Su's improvement in technical work this summer!

Su Ye dribbled the ball backwards with his crotch to open up space, and then suddenly his crotch sped up to connect with the crossover in front of his body and changed direction, bringing the ball from his right hand to his left hand.

Combined with the shaking of the shoulders, Su Ye's extraordinary change of direction is very similar to Deron Williams' specialty.

"I got you!" Deron Williams was also a crossover master, and he judged Su Ye's move correctly.

Although he predicted Su Ye's actions correctly, he was still shocked.

There are not many power forwards who can make this dribbling action in the NBA.

Su Ye's technical work has indeed improved significantly this summer.

However, at the moment Delong posted Su Ye, Su Ye suddenly joined the ball, took a step with his right foot, and used his strength to jump back.

Step back!

crossover + step back!

Deron's eyes widened for a moment.

This action!

Are you sure it's a power forward?

For a moment, Deron really thought that Su Ye was a shooting guard!

Because the soles of the feet are still in the state of going backwards, but the body can't help but lean forward to cover Su Ye, the center of gravity is tilted up and down, and Delong is accidentally swayed by Su Ye.

"Om!!"

There was a sudden burst of exclamations and screams in the Wachovia Center Arena.

Su Ye, a power forward, even used his dribble to knock down the opposing point guard! ! !

Su Ye was also a little stunned for the first time.

Unexpectedly, he simply used two moves to dribble and knocked the person down.

I don't need to go around in circles, but I can knock down the guard on the opposite side!

This is the second player that Su Ye has knocked down. The last player's name was Kobe.

Who will say that I am not a defender in the future? !

However, after Delong was knocked down, Su Ye's situation was not ideal, because the position he was standing at now was in the middle distance, which was not within Su Ye's range.

Knock the opponent down, and if the shot doesn't go in, it won't be perfect.

It seems that there are some authors who write novels, who are over 1 meters long, have a fair appearance and a high value, and have a monthly income of 80, but the key point is that he has no birds, which is embarrassing.

But the atmosphere has already reached this point, if Su Ye doesn't make a move, he won't be able to.

Ever since, Su Ye had an idea.

After taking a step back, he made a 180-degree turn with his right foot as the axis. After the turn, Su Ye's left foot stepped into the sideline of the penalty area.

This distance is just right!

The [Creampie Expert] badge is enough to use it.

Su Ye stepped on the sideline of the penalty area with one foot and completed this relatively close mid-range shot.

"Shh!"

"It made it! ohmygod! It's unbelievable. Su Ye actually knocked Deron Williams to the ground, and hit a mid-range shot. This is even worse than knocking Deron Williams to the ground." It's humiliating!!"

The live commentators exclaimed on the spot!

No one expected that Su Ye would become an ankle terminator!

The key is that he fell down, but the point guard on the opposite side!

Bryant, who was watching the game in Los Angeles, pointed to Deron on TV and laughed.

"You're so funny. The point guard can throw Su Ye on his back. What's his level?"

Laugh to death, Kobe still has the face to laugh at others.Reward you with a War Circle!

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"Get up, it's cold on the ground."

Being knocked down is humiliating enough, but Su Ye got worse.

Deron's mind is in a daze now.

Listening to the cheers of the fans on the sidelines, Deron Williams' mind was in chaos.

How the hell did I get knocked down by an inside player!

Is this bee really a power forward?

It wasn't until Su Ye's trash talk reached his ears that he realized that he was really ashamed this time.

Being knocked down on the basketball court is even more embarrassing than being dunked.

After all, sometimes you are blocked by others, and you may be labeled as lacking in talent but daring to fight.

But getting knocked off the dribble isn't about talent, and you're rarely called a defensive gummy.

Deron Williams felt that he couldn't just admit being knocked down by Su Ye, he had to find a place to come back anyway!If you throw the pot to the floor at this time and say that there is water on the ground, isn't that a bit too low-level?

Kobe: Don't look at me, I'm not low-level, there was really water on the ground at that time!

correct!

Deron had an idea, and then complained to the referee at the bottom line: "Please, he took a walk just now, how can he make another turn when he takes a step back?"

Su Ye's extraordinary action was indeed unprecedented.

A change of direction, followed by a step back.

Generally, people who can make this action shoot directly after coaxing people down.How can Su Ye be as shameless as he even turned forward a bit, taking a step closer to the basket, in order to improve his shooting percentage?

The referee at the bottom line was also amazed by Su Ye's action.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with Su Ye's action, and his footsteps were very clean!

But Deron Williams insisted on this movement, insisting that Su Ye's movement was walking!

So much so that the game was over, and during the post-match interview, he still bit his butt.

"Hi Deron. In the third quarter of today's game, Su Ye knocked you to the ground with a wonderful move. You were knocked down by a power forward, so what did you think at that time?"

The local reporters of the 76ers also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

The first question that comes up is to kill people.

"As a point guard, I need to give you some popular science. Su Ye's action is definitely a walking violation."

"Don't tell me why the referee didn't call the penalty? Do the referees understand the ball? I am a serious point guard. No one knows the ball better than me!"

"Su Ye is just a power forward. Does he know how to handle the ball? He doesn't understand!"

"So, the league should cancel Su Ye's goal. It's very necessary! Don't show it wrongly to young children, otherwise Su Ye will lead the children who practice dribbling hard!"

That's the attitude of Deron Williams right now.

I don't care if the game is lost.

You must not let the fact that you were knocked down by Su Ye spread!

Otherwise, how can I still hang around in the nba point guard circle in the future?

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After the game is over.

What made Su Ye very satisfied was that he was finally on my hot search because of a guard move!

After the game, Su Ye was still very nervous.

Because I only scored 15 points in this game, but grabbed a full 18 rebounds, breaking the single-game rebound record of this rookie player.

And he only played 2 minutes in the fourth quarter. After the game entered garbage time, he never appeared again.

If he continues to play, his rebounds will definitely exceed 20!

A shooting guard with more rebounds than points!

He even grabbed more than 20 rebounds in a single game!

If it gets out, who can say that our old Su is a shooting guard? !

But fortunately, after the game, all the topics discussed by everyone focused on the two things of Pachulia's two front teeth and Deron's shaking.

tnt's evening symposium program.

Several experts also specifically brought out Su Ye's footsteps that knocked Deron Williams down, and debated for a few minutes.

In the end, the unanimous conclusion was that Su Ye's footwork was not suspected of walking, and it was an absolute strike!

In the first two games of his nba career, Su Ye dribbled and swayed people.

In Game [-], a double dribble behind the back sent Antoine Walker flying out of outer space.

In the second game, step back + turn around, directly knocked Deron Williams down.

It only took two games.

Su Ye was labeled an ankle terminator by the fans!

And among the top ten shots tonight, Su Ye's move to knock down Deron Williams was also ranked first.

Seeing that among the top ten goals, Deron Williams, who became the background board and made the list, wanted to cry but had no tears.

Originally, he was thinking that the action of killing Su Ye was walking, so that this matter would not escalate.

But it turned out to be a good thing. TNT held a symposium to prove Su Ye's innocence, and the matter became more and more hyped.

Shijiaqiu also came to add fuel and vinegar.

This is like hanging him on the city gate and whipping his corpse repeatedly.

He couldn't get rid of the fact that he was knocked down by Su Ye this time.

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"Hahaha, Deron can be overwhelmed by you. I said, with Deron's level, what qualifications does he have to be the best point guard of our year?"

The next day, Paul called Su Ye, and taunted his old rival Deron frantically on the phone.

Paul is very vindictive, he still does not think that the best point guard in 2005 must be Deron!

Especially last week's Rookie of the Week was Deron in the East and Paul in the West.

This aroused Paul's ambition even more.

He felt that if there was only one player of the week in the league, it must be himself!

Paul wanted to throw Deron far away.

So Delong was knocked down by Su Ye, and Paul was very proud.

If it were me, it would definitely be impossible!

"Hearing what you said, it seems that my ball-handling ability is so unbearable. I can even knock Kobe down, and he is only one Deron away."

Su Ye thought, don't be complacent, kid, don't laugh at Delong now.

At that time, if you are also knocked down by Lao Tzu, you will be more ashamed than him!

"Again, Ye Ye, I'm going to your city of Philadelphia next time. I have to remind you that I won't show affection to you."

The next game for the 76ers is Portland. After the game, they will return to the home court to meet the challenge of the Utah Jazz back to back.

By the time,

The Wake Forest Twins will reunite at the Wachovia Center!

For the first time playing against Chris Paul as an opponent.

Su Ye is also looking forward to it.

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And just when Su Ye and Paul were on the phone.

The famous American Hollywood actress Jessica Alba also called her assistant.

"Are the air tickets and seats for the game to Philadelphia the day after tomorrow?" Jessica Alba asked.

"Everything is well arranged! 1:[-] noon, first class."

"The first row of VIP seats."

"it is good!"

After hanging up the phone, Jessica Alba looked at a framed photo of O'Neill, Su Ye's overlord holding a tripod, on the dressing table, with a slight smile on his face.

"Long time no see, little guy, I wonder if you have forgotten me?"