I'm not a basketball bully

Chapter 5 The shark is going crazy!Su Ye is on fire!

That's it!

Su Ye was still thinking about why this old man looked familiar. He turned out to be Chris Paul's mentor and the head coach of the basketball team at Wake Forest University.

Su Ye in his previous life was originally a walking "Basketball Encyclopedia", so he still had a little impression of the college head coaches of Chris Paul and Tim Duncan.

"By the way, let me introduce myself too. My name is Chris Paul, the starting point guard of Wake Forest University's Devil Deacon team!"

"Su, do you want to compete in the NCAA with me?"

Chris Paul looked at Su Ye expectantly, he had a good impression of Su Ye.

Su Ye not only has the competitive spirit and tough attitude that Chris Paul appreciates very much.The key point is that Su Ye and him have one thing in common, that is, their big butts are also different from ordinary people in their respective positions.

Yes, the dimension and warp of the buttocks of the two are not small.

Chris Paul even had a name for the duo in mind.

It's called the Wake Forest Big Butt Gemini! !

Or call it, Double Butt Star! !

"How about the boy, do you want to join our Wake Forest University basketball team?"

Just as he was talking, Skip Prosser patted Su Ye's butt with a smile on his face.

"Ah..." Su Ye was a little speechless.

Damn, if you recruit me, you recruit me, what do you do by patting me on the ass?Could it be that you are as hip-fetish as the sharks?Could it be that he recruited Lao Tzu because he took a fancy to Lao Tzu's ass?

"To tell you the truth, Mr. Skipper, I was thinking of the team report, too."

Although he was a little speechless and the coach slapped his own butt, Su Ye still showed a polite but awkward smile: "However, I have to emphasize one point."

"I'm not a power forward, I'm a shooting guard!"

As soon as this remark came out, both Paul and Prosel wanted to laugh.

But the two looked at each other, and both suppressed their smiles.

Shooting guard?

Shooting guards have signature offensive skills, what is your signature skill?War in circles?

Is it going to use the war circle to make the opponent laugh to death, and then pass the opponent to complete the score?

Su Ye: What do you know?This is called a spiritual attack, which can cause 100% of the opponent's body to freeze, thus completing the activation breakthrough!

To be honest, the core reason why Skip Prosser took a fancy to Su Ye was really his big buttocks that rich women would be greedy for.

It's a waste of money not to play power forward with this pair of big butts that surpass Charles Barkley.

However, the two of them would not tear up Su Ye's dream of shooting guard on the spot.

Let's fool him into the team first.

For young people, it's normal to like a chic and handsome style of play that attracts more girls, but you still have to face up to your physical condition.

Unlike a future NBA three-pointer who dreams of being a slam dunk king, he often embarrasses himself in the end.

"It's easy to talk about, report to my team tomorrow, and then take you through a wave of physical testing and trial training. At that time, I will arrange you in the most suitable position in the team."

Coach Prosser smiled, and then patted Su Ye's butt again.

Not to mention, the touch of this back is really healing, and it is already a sign of addiction.

"Thank you coach."

Su Ye was overjoyed.

But it's just...

Does joining the school team have to bear the unspoken rules of being slapped on the butt? Does he really have that habit, he likes to slap his butt on that kind of occasion?

Don't, Boss Ji, don't...

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And the other side.

Shaquille O'Neal, who got into a Mercedes-Benz V-class business car, was heading to the nearest hospital near Wake Forest University.

At the scene of the accident, he didn't feel much pain, but after getting into the car, Ao Pang felt a terrible headache, and the big bump on his head was getting bigger and bigger.

The shark is almost turning into a unicorn, the key point is that the horn is so long and crooked!

The whole thing is the same as the one-eyed king...

"Fake!"

"Slow down the car, Ben Shark now has a splitting headache every time he bumps!"

O'Neill lost his temper at the van driver.

The driver had no choice but to slow down the speed of the car silently, knowing that the shark was getting angry.

"Damn, why are you driving so slowly? Ben Shark is in a hurry to go to the hospital? If Ben Shark's brain is seriously injured and the treatment is delayed, it's all your fault!"

Driver: "Waterma..."

If your head is really seriously injured, isn't it all Su Ye's beating? It's none of my business, and I blamed me for driving bumpy and slow.

Why are you angry with me?Why don't you dare to fight Su Ye!

Really bullying honest people? !

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O'Neill then turned his head to look at the camera team next to him, his face somber as if a dark cloud hung over him: "Did you record everything that happened today?"

Adi's cameraman brother nodded.

He made a record of the whole process, and originally wanted to post it on the Internet to stir up a wave of news.

It turned out to be a good thing. If this news is released, it will definitely be a hit.

But their Shaq overturned.

"I warn you, the video shot today is absolutely not allowed to be leaked." O'Neill's face was gloomy, and he warned.

The elder brother of the cameraman looked helpless: "Shaq, I can assure you that the videos we shot will never be leaked."

"But there were so many spectators on the sidelines at the time, we can't guarantee that they didn't shoot videos..."

"shit!"

Shark swore.

The cameraman brother was right.

In order to save Shaq's face, their team will not spread the video they shot on the Internet, but he can't control the hands of the audience at the scene.

The league's No. 3 center, Shaquille O'Neal, was singled out 0-[-] by a Chinese teenager and knocked to the ground with another elbow.

Now it is the offseason, and there is no explosive trading information in the trading market, not to mention hot news, the traffic of nba is at the bottom.

It is conceivable how popular this matter will be if it is spread on the Internet.

Shark's first fame will also be ruined by this Celestial Flying Pig.

thought here.

The shark's head hurt even more.

Ao Pang clenched his fist, his heart was full of hatred.

When the shark got angry, it laid down millions of corpses!

"Leonard, give me the name of Wake Forest University, Su Ye."

O'Neal then gave an order to his agent Leonard Amato: "3 minutes, I want all the information about him!"

"it is good!"

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And at the same time.

The Suye ko shark incident was also quickly spread on the Internet.

Web news, radio reports, and various forums are frantically reposting the name of a young man from the Celestial Dynasty.

Su Ye! !

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