Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

On the road.

The boy leaned against the bullock cart, leaving an empty cushion on the right.

Holding the phone in his hand, a hoarse voice rang in the night sky, "Are you here?"

Cheng Dong: "I was going to come, but the Lu family sent a big iced watermelon, so she ran to eat it!"

The young master hung up the phone, trembling with anger!

But after thinking about it, the big watermelon will not freeze after a long time, so it should be eaten first.

"Go slower!" He said to the front.

In front, Old Sun turned his head with pouted buttocks, angrily scolded: "Young man, it's fine if you don't let me sit on the cushion! Still slow? Slow? Look to your right, a snail is overtaking our car! "

He couldn't take it anymore, "Why don't we just stop! Just wait for someone to come and forget it!"

"I'm running away!" Yu Sinian roared, "Do you understand running away?! You can run slowly, but you can't stop! This is the bottom line!"

Old Sun: "..."

If this thing is his grandson, he will whip him up and down!

Another 5 minutes passed.

The old grandson's feet were numb, and he squatted down and stretched his buttocks, and then heard the phone ringing again in the back seat.

"Has she finished eating?"

The young master's voice paused for a moment, then suddenly raised his voice: "What?! Locusts suddenly appeared in the field? Did she go to deal with the locusts?!"

He gasped for a moment, and began to question: "Cheng Dong, tell me the truth, is it you! You refuse to give her a ride, right!"

Cheng Dong's heart-piercing voice came over: "Heaven can learn from you! Is this old slave the kind of person who takes money and does nothing? You promised to give me 200 yuan, don't I want to earn this money?! Master Ah, I'm about to kneel on the ground and beg my young mistress to ride me! But she only has watermelons and locusts in her heart!"

The old grandson trembled, thinking about it.

Sure enough, when the young master dropped his cell phone, he fell onto the bullock cart with a "bang".

Loudly said: "Accelerate, I want to go home!"

He is really going to be angry this time!It's hard to coax!

the village.

Jin Daomao bowed his waist, happily leading a group of people back.

"Once this worm is released, they can't finish catching it for three days and three nights! Hehe!"

As she spoke, she pushed the door of the director's team.

In the next second, densely packed worms rushed towards us!

"what!!!"

Director Jin screamed and ran away with his head in his arms!

The foot slipped, it was a big mouse!

Another slip, and a basket of caterpillars fell from the air!

"Ahhhh!"

She rolled her eyes and completely fainted!

On the other side, Qiao Xi straightened up after hiding in the dark to read.

Suddenly a locust flew by her side, she raised her foot casually, slapped it, killed it, and turned her head expressionlessly, "Okay, let's all go back to sleep."

Everyone's starry eyes instantly!

"As ordered!"

The man walked away yawning.

Zhang Shu and Li Siyao looked at each other, "You're so handsome!"

Guo Yang turned around in circles, "So sorry, so sorry..."

"Regret?" Li Siyao was puzzled.

Guo Yang: "If I had known it earlier, I would have gritted my teeth and made it through, and fired CP with her!"

Zhang Shu sneered, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you'd better calm down."

"Why? Isn't Sister Xi single!" Guo Yang said confidently, "Don't talk about firing CP, it's not impossible to talk about it!"

[You don’t care about us at all now, do you?Did you put fried cp on the table?See you in hell! 】

[Are these celebrities respecting the audience! ! !You better hide it! ! ! 】

[Guo Yang's fans are poisonous, right?He wants to stir fry but can't stir fry!Our youngsters didn't stir it up, don't even think about it! 】

【that is!If you want to fry it, we fry it first!First come, first served, do you know? 】

[Yu Si Nian fans, are you a bit off track?What about boycott? 】

Zhang Shu glanced at Guo Yang and led him directly to the window of the program group.

"Look." She pointed inside.

Guo Yang leaned in.

Dao Dao just woke up faintly and asked, "Where are the locusts in the ground?"

Assistant: "It's all... gone. The last wave is in our room. Just left. Qiao Xi has prepared in advance, and has already put a lot of frogs and poultry in the farmland, eating them in turn. The locusts we put It’s not enough to eat for 5 minutes, and it’s gone in a flash!”

Director Jin felt dizzy for a while, and suddenly stared at the wall!

Her lips trembled, "That, that is..."

On the wall, there is a row of words!Or blood red spray paint—

[I have something to go out of the village, and those who fry cp will die.

——Yu Si Nian (Threat Version)]

Not only that, but all the Wahahas in the director's team were gone.Basically, you don't need to sign it, and you know who did it.

Director Jin:! ! !

Guo Yang:! ! !

Guo Yang covered his mouth and came out.

Zhang Shu asked: "Are you still speculating?"

Guo Yang shook his head violently.

He really likes Sister Xi, but he was lucky to have worked with Brother Nian in a play.

That was when he first entered the entertainment industry.After that, for two full years, he saw Yu Sinian taking a detour.

[Nianzai really gave me many firsts, thank you.This is the first time I saw a man say to the camera "I'm leaving without saying goodbye", the first time I saw a man live broadcast and run away from home, the first time I saw a man take all Wahaha away before leaving, the first time I saw A man calculates the time before leaving and bribes other children to inform everyone...]

[emmmm, I don’t think he wants to inform everyone, he just seems to want to inform Qiaoxi]

【certainly not! (Yu Si Nian Fan·Mouth mouth version)]

[Although I don't know why this man went mad again, but it's normal to put it on him]

【Men, there are always a few days every month, normal】

When Yu Sinian left the village, he was taken back by other bodyguards of the Yu family.

When he arrived at the door, he was about to get out of the car when he stopped suddenly.

Eyes staring straight ahead——

At the gate of Yu's house, a shiny bald head turned around.

Cheng Xi bared her teeth and laughed.

"Young Master, I'm returning to vulgarity!"

I don't know why, but the moment he found out that the young master was broken in love, he was in high spirits!The world is beautiful again!

In order to watch this excitement, he traveled thousands of miles and went down the mountain desperately!A total of eight monks failed to stop his desire to return to vulgarity!

Cheng Xi came to open the door courteously.

"I'll prescribe it for you! I'll prescribe it for you! Be careful! When you just lost love, you are very fragile!"

"boom!"

Yu Sinian sent him flying with one palm.

Cheng Xi pushed herself off the wall, raised her arms and shouted: "Master! You understand my sincerity now! I said at the time that she doesn't love you at all! The way young mistress looks at pig's trotters is more gentle than looking at you !"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The young master roared and rushed through the door!

Downstairs restaurant.

"What's the matter?" Yu Zheng stopped the hand that was holding the soup.

"The young master is back." Li's mother relayed the news in a hurry, "Cheng Xi said, this time it's a serious matter, so be careful. It seems that the young mistress broke up with the young master! He told you to go out first Avoid it."

"What a joke!" Yu Zheng frowned coldly, "I'm going out? I'm his father! Should I avoid him?! He deserves it too!"

After half an hour.

Uncle Liu followed behind Yu Zheng and He Xuefang, dragging their suitcases.

"I'm in a bad mood. It might be heatstroke. I'm going to escape the heat." Yu Zheng said to the servants, "You guys are at home, and report any abnormalities in time. If that evil person starts to burn down the house, don't hesitate to call the police directly. "

The whole family: "Yes!"

However, as soon as the two of them walked to the back door, all the servants trembled!

In front, the young master with a dark face was sitting in front of the door.

With a clothes rail in his left hand, he gently stroked Cheng Xi's bald head with his right hand, and smiled strangely.

The whole family:! ! !

Yu Zheng:! ! !

Yu Sinian: "Where are you going, Dad?"