Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

[Time and Space Calendar Year 356, 14th Month, 255th Day, Weather: Hard to say]

I never dreamed that the Lady from Heaven would come to earth.

What was even more unexpected was that the Madam and the Young Master... quarreled even more fiercely than the Master and the Young Master!

Today, the mistress took a fly swatter and wanted to spank the young master, but he hid behind the mistress.

Young Mistress: "Forget it, he is still a child. It's New Year's Day, so he's here, so have a cup of tea."

The lady fell to the ground crying, and the young master followed closely behind her.

I saw it all. One was wiping his tears with an onion, and the other was eating mustard and almost rolling his eyes.

In the end the onions were confiscated and the mustard was thrown away.

The young mistress also punished them both by asking them to do a task.

Oh yeah! Long live the young lady!

*

[Time and Space Calendar Year 357 June 6, Weather: Artificial Hail]

The Young Master and Young Mistress held their fifty-second wedding today.

We have previously attended their fun-themed weddings, cartoon-themed weddings, singer-themed weddings, underwear-outerwear-themed weddings, and everyone-eating-truth-pill-themed weddings...

Just when I thought they could never come up with the next weird wedding, they throw this cosplay-themed wedding.

Young Master Li cosplayed as the Grim Reaper, and chased Young Master with a scythe, because Young Master cosplayed his fart.

Master Yu did not let the young mistress go either, because she was cosplaying his underwear.

Oh, I wish them happiness.

I won’t say more. Today I’m cosplaying as Huanhuan’s eyes. I’m going to get my customized cataract jacket.

*

[Time and Space Calendar Year 358, 77th Month 999, Weather: Hou Yi, come and shoot the sun, it’s so hot]

The young master and his wife were discussing having a child, but were unanimously opposed by everyone in the Space-Time Administration.

Everyone has just gotten used to these two crazy guys, and now if they combine the two of them, I'm afraid no one will be able to sleep in the middle of the night, lady on the ground!

However, in the Space-Time Administration, couples can decide for themselves who will have the baby. I overheard secretly and heard that the young master was eager to have the baby.

I am also curious about who will be reborn in the end.

Let’s ask again at the directors’ meeting tomorrow.

*

[Time and Space Calendar Year 359 June 6th, Weather: Snow in June]

A result that surprised us all was announced at today's directors' meeting: the young master and the young mistress each have half of the child.

I almost thought I had heard it wrong.

One person lives half of the life? How?

You give birth to the upper half and I give birth to the lower half?

Or do you give birth to the left half and I give birth to the right half?

I'll wait and see.

*

[June 359, 6 in time and space, weather: thunder and lightning]

I was shocked!

I was shocked!

I was shocked!

I was shocked!

Me, me, me, me…

(The following content was written by Qi Xiaohuan and dictated by Cheng Xi because Cheng Xi was too shocked)

The young master and the young mistress gave birth today!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right, only one day later, the baby was born! ! ! ! !

ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Who would have thought that a director would actually steal other people's system props!

The young mistress directly stole the props of the "Good Fertility System".

But what she didn't expect was that the lucky pregnancy system was used for those who wanted to have children, so how could it be possible to only have one child?

Damn it, they made 108 babies in one day! We are trying to name them right now, it will take a whole day just to name them!!! Oh my god, our good days are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It turns out that half of one’s life is not what I understood.

But... one person gives birth to 54!

Help us!

*

【Time and Space Calendar XX**&&%%^*)^】

The next several pages were missing, filled with children's scribbles.

There were faint hints of "Uncle Chengxi" and "Love you" written in childish crooked handwriting.

*

[June 365, 6th year of the Spacetime Calendar, weather: cloudless]

Finally, these little bastards are 5 years old! In these five years, I haven’t had time to write a single word. I was just taking care of the kids! Taking care of the kids! Taking care of the kids!

Today, Xiao 8 dyed the beard I was just about to grow red, and spread rumors to everyone he met that my beard turned red because I was angry!

Little 15 was so angry that he had a fight with him. I was just feeling touched, but it turned out that Little 15 was so angry because he wanted to dye his hair green.

Sooner or later I'll beat their asses into a pulp!

The young lady's idea of ​​naming the children with numbers was useless. These children looked exactly the same as if they had been planned. Even the genders were exactly the right number: 54 boys and 54 girls!

His eyes are like a young master, his nose is like a young mistress, and his temper... is a bit of both.

However, it's not all bad.

At least after these bastards were born, all the surrounding management bureaus no longer dared to provoke us. The management bureau next door moved overnight, and our enemies would leave on their knees within five seconds of coming to our door... Well, sometimes these bastards are actually quite heartwarming——————

Gan!

My diary was taken away again. I'm so mad! Someone drew a turtle in my diary! I'm going to complain!