[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I knew it! There is no modern netizen who is not mean! ]

[We held hands every year, but now our beautiful date is ruined]

【There are still many bad guys! 】

[If you say it's just a date, I might not feel anything. But if you say I'm here to work, then I'm really excited! ]

The two of them separated for three seconds.

He quickly changed into the work clothes that the staff had loosened.

One red and one blue, the man is handsome and the woman is beautiful.

There are few tourists in the lavender garden, and passers-by just take photos outside the garden.

The program team gave the two people an additional task, which was to increase the number of people entering the park while selling tickets.

"If you can't finish it, you will need to taste a dark dish for dinner tonight."

【Show? You?】

After hearing the mission, the two showed contempt of the king.

"What else did you think? That's it?"

Qiao Xi moved a bench and sat at the door, pulling out a erhu from behind.

[Hmm? Where did you get the erhu from?!]

As the erhu was played, a certain movie star performed without props.

It instantly attracted a large number of foreign friends who were confused.

"It looks so sad, so emotional."

"Chinese classical music really makes people feel heartbroken."

"Wow, this beautiful man's performance feels like my dad has been gone for three days."

Once the emotions are in place, the audience becomes more eager to explore the park.

The lavender garden was packed.

The two of them completed the task beyond the target!

More and more fans from Country E came to the scene. Seeing that the situation was not good, the director team immediately dragged the two away to the next mission location.

"This is the Moragu Grand Canyon. According to records, this waterfall was formed three thousand years ago and has been flowing ever since. It has never dried up."

The slow motion carefully captured the magnificence of the Grand Canyon, and the director team introduced it very carefully and slowly.

[It’s so beautiful! You must go there once in your lifetime]

[It's so beautiful, so shocking]

[It’s really beautiful! So where are those two rebellious sons? ]

The commentator gave crazy eye hints.

He has almost memorized his lines, but where are the guests? ! Where are they?

Suddenly, two vines fly by from the fixed camera perspective.

A row of people from the director team chased past the camera.

When the screenshot was enlarged 500 times, the people on the vines were Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian!

"Yoho~"

"Wow~"

The two of them held on to the vines and even crawled into the curtain of the waterfall.

The director team went crazy.

Who the hell voted!

[You really understand their pleasure points]

[I just forgot about these two monkeys for two days. Thank you, production team, I hate you! ]

The two of them had a lot of fun playing in the canyon.

The director team finally sent out a helicopter to forcibly lure the two hungry people away.

After the two had their meal on the plane, they were airdropped directly to the third mission location.

The famous Eiffel Tower in Country E.

"Teacher Qiao, Mr. Yu, the mission of the iron tower requires you to climb up the ladder to the top and take a group photo."

As soon as the program team announced the task, the two people who had just landed disappeared on the spot.

Photographer:?

[It was so funny that the camera couldn’t even capture it]

[Seeing the photographer's confusion]

[What the hell! What angle is this? Mom, I'm going to heaven! ]

While the production crew was still not able to react, Qiao Xi turned back and took away the photographer's camera.

Yu Sinian also pried away another spare DV.

"Xixi, let's compete to see who can climb up first!"

"Come on, don't cry if you lose."

The two of them climbed, competed and took pictures at the same time.

The photographer who couldn't catch up cried to death.

The audience who was carried away cried to death.

The staff at the tourist attraction who didn't provide protective gear for the two people cried their hearts out.

"Stop! Stop! That's a hundred meters high!"

As soon as the trip ended, the entire director team collapsed.

Everyone was breathing in but not out, and were dying.

Emma lay in the car and doubted her life.

All the bones in my body are almost broken, and my waist is almost broken.

Is she doing a show or is she asking for trouble?

The assistant director grabbed a handful of freshly fallen hair, his expression dull.

Emma glanced at the back of her bald head and felt a sudden chill in her forehead.

The assistant director suddenly said to her: "How about we just give up? Admit defeat. We can't beat those two devils..."

Hearing this, Emma's faith was shaken.

As long as you admit defeat now, all the suffering will be over.

Compared with life, love doesn't seem that important...

Emma pulled out her phone and looked at the man wearing a pink bunny headband on the screensaver.

The exhausted faith was suddenly boosted again.

Emma firmly rejected the idea: "No! Absolutely not! We have been preparing for this for so long and working so hard, how can we give up just because of such a small difficulty! We must carry on to the end!"

After these words were spoken, everyone felt hopeless.

The assistant director woofed and burst into tears.

Oh my God, why does she have such a miserable life!

*

Before breakfast the next day, the program team announced the withdrawal of Li Ling and Zhao Yuexue.

After everyone heard this, they continued their meal as usual.

Oh, nothing happened.

[No wonder these two old guys disappeared when we were doing the mission yesterday. They are so shy~]

[Tsk tsk tsk, they both cheated on each other and even got divorced, but they came to participate in a couple variety show. I want to ask the fans if they are embarrassed? 】

[Hahaha, stop teasing their fans. In order to wash their masters, they have turned into super forms, in short: perverts]

[Now that it has come to this, I can only retire. I can’t even keep my dignity in my later years.]

Emma saw the indifferent reactions of the crowd and had expected that the two men were not very popular.

There are more important things right now!

"Are the challenge locations ready?"

Emma walked out of the hotel while talking on the phone.

Before the other end could reply, her vision suddenly went dark.

"Who?!"

"what!"

The pain was so severe that he fainted on the spot.

When Emma opened her eyes again, a movable type sign that read "Men and women rush forward" appeared in front of her.

wtf? !

When she looked up, Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian were sitting on the judges' panel.

"Number one, number one! Contestant number one, come on!"

Emma was completely stunned.

Is this a dream?! An illusion?! Wasn’t this picture from a few days ago?!

She pinched her face.

Another slap.

It doesn't seem to hurt that much.

"Contestant number one, here you are!"

Someone suddenly shouted behind Emma.

Emma:? ? ?

"Come on, come on!"

The staff grabbed Emma and pushed her onto the challenge platform.

Emma was completely unprepared.

I stepped on the roller and slid to the second level.

When she landed, she stepped on a diving goggles dropped by some unknown contestant and fell directly onto the catapult.

take off!

Yu Sinian passionately explained: "Yohoo! Our Emma has launched successfully! How far is the distance? Let's see! 2.5 meters! It's actually 2.5 meters!"

Qiao Xi also echoed loudly: "It's an incredible astronomical figure!"

Emma's mentality was about to collapse amid the cries of the two screaming chickens.

What on earth is she doing?! This dream is too real and too scary!

The terrible thing was that she was now hanging on the ring and could neither swing over nor paddle back.

If you fall in, you will fall into the poop pool from which there is no escape.

no! Absolutely not!

Emma used all her strength and started swinging on the horizontal bar.

Every time when I was about to run out of energy, I would be overwhelmed by the smell of shit from the poop pool.

"Ah! Emma is going up! Hey! She's going down again! Hey! She's going up again! Hey! She's going down again! Xiao Ma, can you be more stable and give the audience some positive and inspirational feedback!"

The countdown bell for the breakthrough sounded.

Emma climbed the building with all her might.

As a result, when we were about to reach the top, we were hit by a column of water.

The whole person fell down.

In the end, he couldn't escape Babachi's punishment.

Emma's mouth twisted and she fainted.

Seeing this, Yu Sinian laughed wildly.

“You deserve it!”

On the side, Qiao Xi held his chin and stared at Yu Sinian, whose face was full of excitement.

"Is it that fun?"

Xiao 6 laughed secretly, "How can it not be fun~ Master, now you are just giving the props to the villains as toys~"

The master has just reached level 98 and obtained the [Scene Replay] item.

This prop can be used to specify a person to experience a week at any time.

Qiao Xi pulled Emma out without hesitation and sent her back to all the clips of the program crew doing bad things.

It’s not that I don’t want to retaliate, it’s just that the time has not come yet.

Qiao Xi bared his teeth and turned his head, "What a show..."

Yu Sinian turned around and high-fived.

They both said: "Let's start!"

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