Inside the tent, the air seemed to be still.

A few seconds later.

"Ahhhhh! Ghost!"

The chief director covered his face and took the lead in shouting.

"What bastard said they disappeared! I'm going to pluck his hair and feed it to the pigs!"

"You still have time to feed the fucking pigs! Run! Run!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mommy, I'm sorry, my son is unfilial and I won't be able to see you again!"

For a time, the camp was abuzz, with ghosts crying and wolves howling, and there were fleeing figures everywhere.

Qiao Xi:?

In the chaos, someone kicked over a box full of pants.

Qiao Xi whistled, "Hey, do it now!"

"Okay." Yu Sinian dug out the giant slingshot that had been prepared for a long time from the director's camp.

Director team:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The murder weapon is next to my pillow? !

In the blink of an eye, the new camp that the director team had just built was kicked over by the two of them.

The territory that the director team had just secretly enclosed was also re-hung with the Bear Camp sign.

"Can you not take it?" the assistant director pleaded.

Qiao Xi shook her head ruthlessly.

She remembered every move the director team made while they were away these days.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Here! Give it all to you!"

The assistant director handed over all the pants that were only two days old.

Qiao Xi had no intention of leaving.

The assistant director trembled, "That's all I have, I really don't have any more!"

Qiao Xi bared his teeth and pointed downward.

……

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuah! My pants! Dad is incompetent, it's dad who is incompetent!"

The assistant director covered his bare knees and wore his grass skirt swaying in the wind.

"I will definitely come back!"

After shouting, Qiao Xi kicked him onto the helicopter.

After sending this away, Qiao Xi looked back at the chief director who was clinging to the tree and vowing to live and die together.

"Are you going?"

Chief Director: "If I don't leave, please beat me to death! I will die here!"

"Okay, he's a man."

Qiao Xi took out a serrated knife from his pocket and walked towards the chief director.

Chief Director:?

Where did she get it from?

It’s not too late to regret it now! ?

"what!"

The birds in the forest were frightened by the cry.

"Go away!"

Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian carried the wood carried by the chief director to the beach.

A javelin was thrown, and the people and wood floated directly into the sea.

The two waved to him, "Goodbye, Lu Binyu."

[Holy shit, shit! It's Sister Xi and Nian Zai, they're back! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, where are you crazy! I miss you so much! 】

[As expected of you, you made a big splash as soon as you appeared on the stage! Now, apart from the drones, there should be no director on the island! 】

[Although I don't like Qiao Xi as a woman, I have always felt uneasy when she disappeared for the past few days. I was relieved to see her appear. 】

[Admit it~ You don’t need to feel inferior if you like Sister Xi (Rose)

As soon as the two appeared, netizens who had been making trouble online for several days became excited, but calmed down.

Qiao Xi went to the director's camp to scrape away the last bits of oil and water.

I accidentally saw the life countdown card they carved on the stone.

"There are three days left." Qiao Xi thought for a moment, "It's just enough time for a three-day island vacation."

Yu Sinian jumped over, "A world for two!"

Qiao Xi interrupted: "Wait a minute, I seem to have forgotten something."

Is it too quiet?

Qiao Xi closed her eyes.

Opened suddenly.

Damn it, Xiao Liu didn’t come back? !

She pulled Yu Sinian back to the camp, "Go and do business first."

Damn it, it must be Xu Liu's fault again!

Yu Sinian wailed all the way and was forcibly taken away.

As soon as the two returned to the camp, they cheered up and down.

Qiao Xi stood on the stage and pressed the first-level alarm, "Lockdown the entire island! Capture Xu Liu alive! This is not a drill! Search every cowshed to find him and get a big reward!"

Yu Sinian must be feeling particularly wilted sitting in the audience.

"Report!" Yu Xiao suddenly raised his hand, "Sister Xi, Brother Nian, I have something very important to say!"

Qiao Xi: "Say."

Yu Xiao stood up, patted his chest and said: "I! Yu Xiao! I used to be Yu Sinian's die-hard fan, but now I'm your and Nizi's biological mother CP fan! I kowtow every day, every night, in my dreams Whispering!"

Qiao Xi:? ? ?

The corners of Yu Sinian's mouth turned up.

Then he pressed it down as if nothing had happened.

Then he pretended to caress his palms and quickly gave Yu Xiao more than a hundred claps.

Yu Xiao's expression was also confused.

She opened her mouth anxiously and added: "Actually, what I really want to say is, when do you plan to get married? Do you have any plans in the past three months? Have you already tweeted in private? Or are you having sex? ? Sister Xi, you must take good care of him during the past 20 years, and don’t use too much force to hook him!”

Audience:? ? ?

Qiao Xi:? ? ? ? ? ?

Yu Sinian clapped vigorously, but under Qiao Xi's sight, he changed to swatting mosquitoes everywhere, and the snapping sound remained the same.

Qiao Xi turned his attention to Yu Xiao again.

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xiao covered his mouth in horror.

she! exist! explain! Varied! What!

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I knew you were a fake but a real fan taking a bath! ! You didn't even say a word about your betrayal, which made me hold it in for so long! 】

[Yu Xiao, I want to declare you a medal for the most eloquent CP fan this year! 】

[Wow, wow, sister, you are so good at it! Qiao Xi! Why are you pretending to be deaf and dumb again? I want to hear the truth! 】

[Yu Xiao! We trust you so much! When you come back, we will whip you to death! 】

For a while, netizens were scratching their heads at Yu Xiao's words.

Yu Xiao was still confused.

The little man's voice in his head screamed louder.

It’s broken, it’s broken! She can't really be sick! Are you hallucinating like this? !

Yu Xiao's face turned pale, and he grabbed Qiao Xi and said tremblingly: "Xi——Sister Xi, there is one more thing."

Qiao Xi patted her hand: "If it's about what kind of underwear this traitor likes to wear when sleeping, there's no need to ask."

Yu Xiao shook his head, "It was a voice that suddenly popped up in my head! It, it, it asked me to tell you, it is the 66 Dashun system. It was in a dormant state just now. When it bounced back, I was confused and tied it wrong..."

Yu smiled and covered his mouth.

She is really sick! Why did she actually say these words to Sister Xi!

Who in the right mind would believe this? I am not going to be sent to a mental hospital!

Yu Xiao was so frightened that she burst into tears.

Qiao Xi understood.

It turned out to be the case.

This little piece of trash is tied wrongly.

Qiao Xi pulled her away from the drone, "What else did it say?"

"It said it had just obtained a binding prop." Yu Xiao stumbled and said, "It can be tied back to you. The prop is still in the buffer. It asked you to wait for it... Oh, it said it was good. Now, get ready to change your bindings!”

[Ding, the system binding is successful! 】

"Master! I'm back! Did you miss me, Xiao Lu?" Xiao Lu said happily.

Yu Sinian shouted, "What's the sound?! Xixi, did you set off firecrackers in my head?"

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