Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

On the screen, white papers flew together, and the crying was loud!

"Old Guan, you must be happy when you go underground!"

"Old Guan, everyone is here to see you off for your birthday and funeral!"

"Old Guan..."

I saw that the one kneeling in the front row was Qiao Xi's team!

They wear sackcloth and filial piety!

They yelled!

[Watched for half an hour, this fucking is quite explosive in the entire funeral industry]

[Yu Si Nian, you are confused!Get up mom!You were very restrained at the beginning, but when Qiao Xi promised to let you plow an acre less tomorrow, why did you waver! ! 】

[Don't say, my Yi Han is also so unpromising, a second ago: I don't do it.Josh: Minus one hour.This kid knelt down!He just knelt down and began to cry skillfully! ! ! 】

【Who says my daughter Fan Zhiying is not... She even asked if she could add a bowl of meat if she cried the loudest】

【Is there no one to speak up for Lao Guan】

[Lao Guan: I hate the funeral procession that has no sense of boundaries! 】

"What's going on here!" Jin Dao was so angry that he was half dead.

Followed by the pd and said: "This old pass is a happy funeral. It is a good thing to go at the age of 120. It is a good thing in the village."

"When Qiao Xi went out for a walk just now, she saw the notice posted by the village next door! I said what she was doing after looking at it for a long time! It turned out that she was eyeing someone else's table! It said that the villagers with good crying skills went over there , everyone can also send money and eat for free!"

Director: "..."

The remaining team members: "..."

Only one sentence appeared in their minds: They really can't earn this money.

Qiao Xi just cried all the way, all the way to the mourning hall, and even grabbed the coffin and refused to let go, which moved everyone!

"Don't be too sad!" Lao Guan's wife is also 100 years old. She pulled Qiao Xi up and said, "There will always be such a day. Lao Guan walked happily... Come, sister, this is for you."

A red envelope was stuffed into Qiao Xi's hand.

"Oh! You can't do it!" Qiao Xi stretched his pockets wide.

With the red envelope in her pocket, she covered her face and wept again.

"Old Grandpa Guan, I will burn mahjong for you!"

[Wait, grandma is 100 years old, grandpa is 120 years old, don't count because you are too old! 】

[Forgetting love!A difference of 20 years! 】

【Niu, in those days, this should be opposed by the whole village, right? 】

【Oh my god, the day when I shed tears for someone else's love, of course it will end up being less ruthless than Qiao Xi】

When grandma found out that Qiao Xi could speak the dialect of their village, she immediately switched to the dialect and brought Qiao Xi and her team to the main table.

He also greeted Yu Sinian: "Hey boy, come here! This young man is so handsome!"

"What did she say?" Yu Sinian asked.

Qiao Xi: "She said you are so handsome. If you like women, you will be even more handsome."

Yu Sinian:?

【"Seeing Needles"】

[hhhhh, does she doubt Nian Nian's sexual orientation? 】

【Isn't it because Brother Nian stopped Yi Han from washing her hands in the afternoon?Miss!I've knocked it all over, but you're good, you use a vise to twist Yuelao's steel wire? ! 】

The dishes are here.

Qiao Xi quickly forgot everything and cooked as much as she could!

While working, he said to the photographer: "Did you see this rib? Is it big? Is it delicious? I'm going to take it back to Duan Fulin later..."

Yu Sinian gave a hand.

"...Take a good look! Hahaha! I can't kill him!"

Yu Sinian: "..."

Too much to worry about.

The heartbeat returned to its original speed in an instant.

No, he is concerned about whom Qiao Xi brings meat for?

The young master frowned beautifully, and was in no mood to eat for a moment.

And Qiao Xi didn't fall down for a minute, and the cooking speed was incredible.

The old grandpas and grandmas at the table were startled by her, fearing that they would not be able to eat a bite of meat or chat, so they all started eating quickly!

So, the other tables——

"Let me tell you, it's the girl from Lao Wang's family. She's 30 years old. She works in an online store and scams people! The 80 yuan is gone! It's from online dating! So let's fall in love at dusk, and we must not find someone online. !"

Joe Hee table——

"Suck it, suck it, suck it."

Other tables——

"Cuihua doesn't have a boyfriend recently? What?! She's dating Er Gouzi?! That's incredible! Yingzi must be so mad! She likes Er Gou so much, she's been following her back for several years! As a result, Cuihua The flowers have been cut off, what's the matter!"

Joe Hee table——

"Ha Chi Ha Chi Ha Chi."

In the end, Qiao Xi ate and drank enough by herself, and even the old men and old ladies at the table hiccupped and left the table.

An old man with a round face came over and asked, "It's a blessing that the baby can eat! Do you have a date?"

Just as Qiao Xi was about to speak, Xiao Lu's mechanical voice reminded him.

【Ding!It has been detected that the host has the intention to lie, and it is being corrected...]

Qiao Xi: "Yes, I'm married."

In an instant, the whole team froze and turned their heads.

The parties were also confused.

【? ? ? 】

[Do you know what you are talking about? 】

【Nonsense makes you happy, doesn't it】

At the same time, the system has not stopped since just now!

[Shock value + 1000]

[Shock value + 2000]

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for breaking through level 13!The props have been distributed successfully! 】

……

Yu Sinian's eyes deepened.

Qiao Xi took a breath: "Little 6!"

Little 6: "I can't control it!"

It's scarier than Josh! ! !After all, I don't know what this mouth will say!

The old man asked even faster: "What? Married? It's okay to be married, my grandson doesn't mind! How tall is your date?"

"190."

"Is he handsome?"

"handsome."

"Single eyelid or double eyelid? Hey! Don't run away! Is it double eyelid? Although my grandson has single eyelid, but my good brother is very rich! I can borrow money to let my grandson go to the city to pull eyelids!"

【Grandpa, your thinking is a bit too trendy】

[Is your brother's surname Li and first name Da Zhuang?The kind with three hills for one person? 】

[Does anyone think this description is scary... 190, handsome, with double eyelids...]

[Fuck!Isn't Ying Yingdi Yu right? ! 】

[Coincidence.It's been so long, don't you guys understand Qiao Xi's character of farting casually? 】

[Also, I was shocked!Anyway, definitely not every year! 】

[And she said she was married, she laughed to death, with Qiao Xi like this, can she get married?If she gets married, I can eat shit for food]

[Write down the id upstairs, silently waiting for the day when Qiao Xi makes an official announcement]

Here, Qiao Xi disappeared in a flash, and everyone could only come out to look for her.

Yu Sinian was at the end, and Cheng Xi followed up and asked in a low voice, "Master, didn't you say that the relationship cannot be exposed? Then young mistress..."

He stopped in the middle of speaking.

Under the moonlight, there was an inexplicable smile on the young Qingjuan's exquisite face. With his hands behind his back, he walked like a leisurely stroll in the courtyard, and suddenly turned his head and said, "She said I was handsome, did you hear me?"

Cheng Xi:?

"Master, don't forget that you still have to get a divorce."

Yu Sinian took a slippery step and looked back cautiously.

Why does he care so much about whether he can get a divorce?

No, you have to beat and beat.

"Have you ever heard a poem?"

Cheng Xi: "Huh?"

Yu Sinian: "Grape wine luminous cup, men and women will lose their youth?"

Cheng Xi:? ? ?

*

Several people arrived at the simple Datong shop.

Yu Sinian saw Qiao Xi at the door, pressed the corner of his mouth, and was about to go in, when he saw a tall figure sitting down beside Qiao Xi.

Qiao Xi's head popped out of the quilt, looked at Yi Han: "What are you doing?"

Yi Han smiled lowly, "Yu Yingdi is with me today..."

"No more." A clear voice slid over and rang above his head.