Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 347: Your father, your father is better than
The coast was crowded with members of the camp.
After seeing the fish that Qiao Xi brought back behind him, he immediately became excited.
"Empress Xi is so awesome! The young master really didn't lie to us! She can do anything!"
"Boss, I'm here to help you move too!"
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way -"
Yu Sinian drove a forklift and showed up handsomely at the fish fishing scene.
"Wow! Boss Nian disappeared for so long, so he was looking for a car!"
On the barrage, the person who had just been satirized immediately canceled his account and ran away.
[Laughing so hard, why didn’t you scold me? I thought it was some kind of tough thing! It turned out to be that turtle with its head shrinking! 】
【Holy shit! How on earth did she do it? ! I saw Eastern Star Spot! That fish is so expensive that it hurts! Ask for a tutorial! 】
"Guide, the fish they caught this time are all super expensive fish, and they look delicious at first sight."
The staff wiped away envious saliva.
Longing eyes were cast from the monitor screen to the chief director.
Others also looked at the chief director in unison.
The chief director looked to the sky in tacit understanding, "After all, our program paid to rent this island. We should have a share in everything they caught from the sea. Then..."
*
"No."
Qiao Xi stared at the chief director opposite and said directly.
Chief Director: “We have the right to ask for these fish!”
Qiao Xi: "Oh, no."
Chief Director: "You don't follow the rules!"
Qiao Xi: "Oh, what next? Beat me to death?"
……
The chief director was pinched on the butt by seven people, and he let out an "ouch" and said in a gentle tone: "Then tell me, what do we do... can you give us some fish?"
Qiao Xi turned the grilled fish over and suddenly smiled: "You can eat fish if you want."
A bunch of people’s eyes lit up!
Qiao Xi: "I remember, we taught you some dance skills."
The young master held his chin, "Yes, I am still your instructor."
【Um? When did this happen? 】
[Oh my god, Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian actually learned martial arts from themselves! Your directing team didn't even notice this, this is a real talent! 】
The chief director's eyelids twitched, "So?"
Qiao Xi: "So, teacher wants to review your homework. If you perform well, you will be rewarded."
The young master clapped his hands.
Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi directly brought five baskets of fresh sea fish.
Director team:! ! !
"One click, two click, three click, four click..."
One twists the butt, the other raises the butt, the third twists the waist, the fourth... lifts the skirt.
The audience at the scene covered their eyes and couldn't help but reveal two huge slits.
Oops, why is this martial arts different from what they thought?
I originally wanted to learn both skills secretly, but this is... too exciting!
No, no, no, I can’t learn, I can’t learn.
In the end, eight people completed the leaf-skirt dance with more than 500 people watching and tens of millions of people watching the live broadcast.
Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian applauded: "What an outstanding student! Just practice a few more times and you will graduate! Come on, take these rewards back first!"
……
"Uuuuuuuuah, it doesn't matter. We only lost face, but our lives are still alive."
"Yes, yes, at worst, we can still survive when the show goes back to get a full face."
"If it doesn't work, just change to Earth. Anyway, the space immigration project will be released next year. I will make an appointment as soon as I get out."
Eight members of the director team gathered together, eating fish and crying.
[I think the directing team still has charm]
[I will never forget the bad things you have done, just cry and live, hee hee]
【Program team! You are simply a disgrace to our country! How can you dance like this for them! 】
[The person upstairs is right, you should rush over and help them. I think the event is not over yet]
[I’m sorry, my son’s phone was hacked just now. I never said anything like that.]
The directing team spent three days eating very carefully.
I was originally planning to do another side dance to earn some food.
As a result, they unexpectedly discovered that all the fish in Xiong Camp had been eaten.
"Great! There are no fish now! Qiao Xi must not be able to hold on any longer! There are still fifteen days left. Let's wait for the good news of their withdrawal from the competition for two more days!"
The chief director was excited.
"You two go over and check out what's going on in their camp. If anyone can't stand it anymore and wants to quit the competition, secretly advise them to quit as soon as possible."
Staff: "No, guide, before I finish speaking, Qiao Xi took Yu Sinian to swim."
"Oh, just swim. This sea area has been set up as a no-fishing zone. If they dare to catch fish, please notify the local police directly."
Staff: "No! Director, please listen to me! Qiao Xi took Yu Sinian and swam directly to the island group on the west coast next door!"
"Next door?" The chief director sat up, "Isn't that the filming location of the extreme escape program?!"
"Yeah, before they left, they said, there's nothing to eat, go get some!"
*
west coast.
The two figures successfully landed on the island.
The flag of the Bear Camp was planted on the coast.
A drone that flew by accidentally captured the scene of the two people landing on the beach.
[Hey~ there are two more people who can’t figure it out and want to run away]
【Um? Why are these two faces so strange? Have you seen it on our show? 】
At this moment, Director Goethe was on the shore watching the wilderness survival guide asking for help.
"Asking for help from fans and doing a striptease? Hahaha! I think they are hungry to survive in the wilderness! They actually did such a shameful and stupid thing."
Goethe couldn't stop laughing.
Fortunately, fortunately, he saw that the situation was not right and quit in time, so he didn't lose such a big person!
"Director, but their program has been very popular recently, and many investors are chasing the previous bear girl and fox head!"
Goethe took a drag on his cigarette, jealousy flashing in his eyes, "So what? He, Yossarian, dared to kneel down for those Chinese people just for money, without even giving up his face. How can you compare?"
The staff smiled playfully and said, "Singing director, you are right. If we hadn't been so kind as to take a trip last time, their show would have stopped filming now! How could they be so popular!"
"That's right! Our program will not bow to those actors. We have our own bottom line! If that woman like Qiao had participated in our program, she would have been treated submissively." Goethe couldn't help thinking.
The more I think about it, the more I feel that what I said makes sense.
"The three-legged cat's kung fu is just a gimmick created by the show. We generously helped them survive in the wilderness. Who would have thought that they would retaliate with revenge! They stole more than half of our recent ratings."
Goethe summoned a drone and discussed it face to face.
"Friends in the audience, I am telling you the truth as I treat you all as brothers and friends. The wilderness survival next door, even though it is so big now, is actually a script, and it is all untrue, especially the Chinese guy named Qiao. Women are the biggest losers. They paid a lot of money to the show crew to bribe them to act. It’s very hypocritical. Our show team doesn’t even bother to cooperate with such hypocritical artists.”
"really?"
Two voices appeared from behind.
Goethe: "Of course it's true! If we meet those Chinese again, we will definitely deal with them!"
"Great, this is a rare opportunity. Try it now."
Goethe:?
What's going on?
He turned around and was shocked by the two-faced Gini!
"you……"
"boom!"
The woman made a flying kick, and Goethe flew directly into the sky with him and his chair.
"boom--"
A man gave a fruit and knocked him into the sea.
The staff looked at the two men and women wearing black face kinis in horror.
"who are you!"
Man: "Your daddy."
Woman: "Your father is better than me."
The man turned around suddenly and said in a dissatisfied tone: "Xixi!"
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