"Director, this time Martin will do it in person. He will never be soft on women!"

"The last person who said he would not show mercy was Rosen." The chief director smiled bitterly and looked piously in the direction of the dark clouds, "I hope God will bless me."

"Don't worry, director! This Martin is absolutely reliable. He is a crooked boy~ a beauty trap or something, it won't work on him!" the assistant director vowed.

"Really?!" The light in the director's eyes reignited.

That would be great!

He squatted in front of the monitor.

Martin, Martin! The hope of the whole village depends on you!

Martin arrived at the gate of Bear Camp.

At a glance, he saw the woman inside who was coaxing Rosen around.

He was very disdainful.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to call the door, two round balls suddenly fell from the sky.

Martin said with his fresh panda eyes, "Who! Who doesn't have eyes -"

"Sorry! Sorry! I didn't hit you!"

Martin turned back angrily.

After he saw clearly the appearance of the man behind him, he suddenly lost consciousness.

Love at first sight, love in dreams 1.

The curse words that were held in his mouth had seven thousand eight hundred tones.

"I...I'm fine."

He touched his nose.

It's strange that my nose is sweating more and more.

Zhou Ninghuan wiped him with a handkerchief wrapped in cow dung, "Oh my god, why are you bleeding so much? Quick, I'll take you to the infirmary!"

"I'm fine!"

Martin wiped his nose and walked quickly on his legs while refusing.

Until the figure completely disappeared from the lens.

The chief director and assistant director outside the camera looked at each other.

"Is this what you call reliable?! I said reliable, but what about the reliable? The facial makeup that changes faces?!"

The assistant director smiled awkwardly and said, "There is an old saying in China that everyone has seven emotions and six desires, joys and sorrows, it's normal. Don't be angry. I'll find another one for you..."

The chief director closed his eyes.

"Guide! Believe me, this is absolutely reliable this time! He is sick! He is seriously ill!!!"

Chief Director:? ? ?

The assistant director explained passionately: "This thug's name is Johns! He is impotent in love! Impotent in sex! It is absolutely impossible for him to fall into the trap of an American man, let alone a man!"

The chief director narrowed his eyes and said warily: "Are you sure?"

"Sure sure!"

Bear Camp.

Men and women gathered together, surrounding a Johns in the middle.

"I'll go, you're so handsome with that side kick, let's make friends, buddy!"

"Awesome, awesome! I have never seen such a powerful and beautiful boxing technique, and I still want to see it!"

The corners of the strong man's originally cold mouth twitched.

Aren't they afraid?

He exerted his strength again.

The exclamations at the scene suddenly became louder.

"Oh my God, I'm jumping five meters high on the spot! Our boss is definitely interested in this."

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"

"You're so awesome, brother, I'll take care of you as a brother!" Zhou Ninghuan took the lead in cheering.

Johns was gradually infected by the sincere praise from everyone.

The performance was even harder.

No, no.

Why does he feel like he has forgotten something?

Forget it, everything that can be forgotten must be rubbish and trivial.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Okay, okay! This is what you, Johns, are doing to be a good person and good deeds!" The chief director slapped his hands loudly.

The assistant director lowered his head and almost buried it in the soil.

"I...I'm going to get him back! What a nonsense, really!"

With that said, he was about to run away.

As soon as we left the camp, a gust of wind blew by.

The two figures swept away with a swipe.

The assistant director rubbed his eyes.

Um? Is he dazzled?

Immediately afterwards, a familiar howling sound was heard from behind.

Chief Director: "Ah! Stop! Stop it, you two! My new pants! Ah! You traitor!"

Johns: "Huan Zai, what do you think? I say I can take off the chief director's pants with one hand! These pants are for you. You are now my best friend!"

Zhou Ninghuan: "You are so awesome! But these pants are a bit big. I can't put them on. They seem too small for you. Forget it, give them to the apes!"

Gibbon: "Squeak!"

"You're welcome." Zhou Ninghuan waved.

The assistant director watched the entire process without closing his mouth.

how so? Which link did the problem occur? !

Ahhhh they are going crazy!

Regarding the death of Xiangxiao Yu in the new pants, the entire director team once again fell into great sorrow, and all the staff knelt down and cried bitterly.

There is no hope at all.

Even if there is a little bit, it will be sprayed clean by the people in Bear Camp every time!

Wow, ah, ah, ah, life is so miserable!

"Otherwise, forget it, let's give up. We really can't fight those devils." A staff member raised his hand and said weakly.

"No! You must not give up so easily!" The assistant director who had been silent all night stood up again, "Director! I have another great idea! Everyone, cheer up quickly, we will start a new battle right away!"

Hearing this, the chief director suffered a myocardial infarction.

"Let me slow down."

He pressed his eyebrows and glanced at the monitor screen.

The three people who were interested in the big plan were still running towards the Bear Camp.

"Go ahead and send someone to call these idiots back!"

*

Bear Camp.

Rosenclasp held the rose in his mouth and said, "Dear Miss Maria, I don't know what you like. I'm just a small gift for our first meeting. Please accept it."

Martin slicked his hair back and said, "Huanhuan, are you free tonight? I would like to ask you to see the fireflies."

Johns: "Look at the fireflies! Huanzai, go to the woods with me to make a pig nest! Watch me bring you a whole family of pigs in one night."

Martin: "Are you sick? Do you understand what first come, first served means?"

"Am I already sick? Are you discriminating against me?! Be careful I find someone to bully you online!" Johns said fiercely.

Zhou Ninghuan ran to the left and then to the right.

Finally, he covered his cheeks and said, "Don't make any noise, don't make any noise! ​​You won't be able to make any noise like this!"

【are you crazy! Do you remember your mission? 】

[Hahahahahaha, where did the director team pick this group of talents from?]

[It’s really amazing, no one can control Bear Camp anymore, right? 】

The staff of the program team were timid and hesitated at the entrance of the camp, not daring to take a step forward.

He heard the sounds of play and laughter inside.

It took him a while to work up the courage to go in. As soon as they met, he said: "Brother Sen, the director asked you to go back and stop playing."

Rosen and the other three sat up straight: "Who is playing? Let's come over and inspect."

staff member:"……"

Do you call this an inspection? !

You guys are smiling so much that you can almost see your stomach! Why does an inspection require such a hands-on approach?

At the host's seat, Qiao Xi waved his hand: "The visitor is a guest, treat me with pleasure!"

Zhou Ninghuan immediately arrived in front of the staff holding small snacks.

"No, no, no, I don't want it, I want to go back... ugh!"

A mouthful of cake.

BGM suddenly sounded around the staff!

This... what delicious food is this! Have they been eating all shit these days? ! Ahhhhh!

"More, more! It's delicious, it's delicious! Long live the bear!"

General guide camp.

After seeing no reply for a long time, the chief director sent another group of people.

People left in waves.

Never came back.

The chief director finally realized something was wrong and was about to leave in person when a staff member hurried back.

"It's not good, guide! I can't call you back! I can't even call you back. The few people who called people just now thought that Xiongxiong Camp was good. They asked me to come back and tell you that I want to work there and won't come back!"

Hearing this, the chief director felt dizzy.

He held up his half-paralyzed body and looked at his last hope: "Why didn't you go?"

"I...I actually came back to pick up everyone's luggage. Say goodbye to the director. I'm in the Xiong Camp and my heart is with you!"


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