Qiao Xi: Damn it!

[Oh mo, oh mo, oh mo? ? ? ? No, you two? ? ? ? What a damn strong afterthought! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[At this time, a young and beautiful girl walked past the live broadcast room with a question mark on her face. Did I miss something? Is that Brother Fox on Sister Xiong’s back? Can't walk anymore? 】

【family! Although Brother Fox usually likes to hang out with Sister Bear, today I swear on the 382 relationships I have been in that the atmosphere between these two is perfect! right! No! one! Sample! 】

[You have fucked many men, I believe you]

[And they disappeared for three days! ! ! ! ! Three days! ! ! ! ! Mom, I was born by myself! ! ! ! 】

[Whose last name does the child have? I'm so confused for them! 】

[CP brains really shouldn’t be too easy to self-orgasm, okay? What’s wrong with this? Didn’t Sister Xiong say it all? They went hunting for wild food. They like to eat so much. They must be hunting rabbits, chickens, etc. Gone]

[I don’t blame you upstairs, just go and play]

[I think hunting for wild food is real, but the animals we hunt are not ordinary animals, at least they are at the level of foxes]

[You two take off your clothes, let me check the marks on your body]

[Ouch, look at my homepage, family members! Brother Fox’s neck! Zoom in to see the screenshot for a surprise! What a surprise! And his mouth seems to be much fuller than before? ? ? ? ? 】

Qiao Xi glanced at the camp and stamped her sore feet.

A real woman never says she is tired!

But what's going on here?

It’s understandable that they would be turned into a doghouse, but why are there no people left?

Qiao Xi looked around and saw no one.

He caught a glimpse of the grass leaves shaking in the bushes and said directly: "Come out."

staff member:!

Qiao Xi: "Where have they all gone?"

The staff tried their best to hide their panic and tried to use words to beautify the whereabouts of others.

"They collectively suffered from bad stomachs. There were too many of them, and they were all sent to hospitals outside the island for treatment."

Xiba Xiba! He was so unlucky that he won the bad lottery and left it to communicate with the bear girl! Xiba will never be able to eat kimchi made by his mother again, right?

Seeing that the bear girl has been silent.

The staff suddenly became more frightened.

Qiao Xi looked up and glanced at the direction of the drone.

Is there such a good thing? Can I still leave the island?

"Come here." Qiao Xi hooked her hands and said to the staff.

staff member:?

The calves of the staff started to tremble!

"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."

"What are you doing, provoking me?!" Qiao Xi stepped forward and kicked me!

The staff screamed and looked up to the sky in tears: "I want to ask why! Why me! Why why!!!"

"Get up." Qiao Xi kicked a branch in front of him.

staff member:?

Come again? Again? !

Believe it or not, I stabbed myself to death with a tree branch!

The staff did not dare to resist and stood up with branches.

At the same time, Yu Sinian got off Qiao Xi.

Qiao Xi winked and he said OK.

[No, he understands again? 】

[After all, Sister Xiong and I have no tacit understanding, but what I can know is that they are going to cause trouble! 】

"Lift it up." Qiao Xi directed the staff, "Aim it at us."

The staff member took a trembling step forward.

"Come here again! Haven't you eaten yet? It's ready!"

staff member:! ! !

He quickly stepped forward and raised the branch.

Qiao Xi pointed to her arm, "Hit me once, then hit him again."

staff member:? ? ? ! ! !

Mom, I want to go home!

With tears in his eyes, he gritted his teeth, lifted the branch vigorously, and then... touched Qiao Xi lightly.

"boom!"

"boom!"

The two bodies fell to the ground instantly.

And at the same time, he covered his chest and raised his head: "We are injured, we need to go out of the island for treatment!"

In front of the screen, the chief director turned his head.

Two lines of clear tears hung on his face.

"You're sick! You scared me to death! You told me earlier! Why don't you let me leave the island? I'll let you!"

*

The two got off the island successfully.

After arriving at the hospital, Qiao Xi opened one eye.

Make sure no one is around.

Qiao Xima sat up and patted Yu Sinian on the bed next to him.

The two of them tiptoed and quietly slipped out of the large independent luxurious ward.

In the ward, the camera left behind by the program crew flashed wildly.

[In this situation, I am like a local dog, I can only sit in front of the mobile phone live broadcast room and slowly press 6 on the keyboard with my useless hands]

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again due to the two people's sexy moves.

【Ding! Congratulations on reaching level 66! Obtain props: electric shock toys]

"Huh? A small toy?" Qiao Xi directly opened the prop description panel.

[Electric shock toy: paralyzes nerves through electric current, can affect 200 people at a time]

Qiao Xi's expression was subtle.

"Is this a serious prop?"

Little 6: "Hehe, hehe."

Qiao Xi dragged Yu Sinian to follow the sound to find the conspicuous wards.

"Arebati, get excited!"

"The entire audience will pay for the program!"

"Uuhuhuhuhuhu~"

Over there, the doctor is still making rounds.

He shook his head and took note of the patient's condition.

The little nurse asked curiously: "Is the situation serious?"

The doctor said helplessly: "They shouldn't come for gastric lavage, they should go to the brain department and transfer to the psychiatric department."

The director team followed to the hospital.

After seeing the shocking medical diagnosis form from the hospital, I felt completely bad.

Even more shocking news is:

"Oops! Those Chinese people, Bear Girl, and Fox Head have disappeared together!"

The directing team collectively felt weak.

Ruined! Those big daddies are calling again!

*

Qiao Xi is leading everyone to escape on the streets of a foreign town.

"People in front! Stop and come back!"

As soon as everyone turned their heads, the director's team drove a truck and chased after them.

"Fuck you, run away! If you don't run, you will be arrested and put in jail immediately!"

"Shh-"

People fled in all directions.

The chief director gritted his teeth and said, "Chasing the bear girl first!"

The driver turned the steering wheel wildly.

Qiao Xi also noticed the truck behind him with a clear target.

Just as he was about to use some props, a call came from behind him:

"Bear! Come up!"

When Qiao Xi turned his head, the young master appeared shining on his skateboard.

Qiao Xi jumped on, kicked her legs to accelerate, and the double figure skateboard was performed in mid-air!

Everyone in the directing team was stunned!

This is this...

I can't do it, I can't do it at all! ! !

The skateboard duo echoed on both sides of the road.

The escape route is extremely tricky.

In the second half of the slide, the bear girl directly lifted the fox's head up.

There came a 360-degree silky rotation and relied on the arms to dodge.

The chief director directly picked up the intercom: "Send more people! Send more people! Hurry!"

Dozens of reinforcement vehicles came to the scene to surround the two men.

When he was about to be overtaken, Qiao Xi carried Yu Sinian on his shoulders and grabbed a tricycle parked on the roadside selling coconuts.

Yu Sinian threw his wallet back, and the cash scattered with a crash.

“Rent for a day!”

Coconut Boss:? ? ?

His lips trembled as he watched a group of people carrying cameras rushing towards him.

cool!

Is this a movie? !

The tricycle was speeding along.

There are no cameras from the show crew.

Yu Sinian seized the opportunity and asked: "Xixi, who do we think we are now?"

Qiao Xi rolled over.

"I'm in trouble."


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