Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 288 It’s not good, it’s burning again
Rosen: "Yeah!"
Fox Head: "Ah, but I am weak, I'm afraid..."
He paused, then circled his index finger and said, "But if you insist, then okay."
Rosen almost laughed out loud.
Chinese men are weak!
One minute later.
"Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang!"
"Ouch!!!" Rosen yelled.
Chinese men, perverted!
Rosen looked at the fox's head climbing up the tree, clutched his chest, and gasped: "Get down here!"
The fox head hung on the tree: "Come up."
Rosen: "Get down!"
The fox head shook his head: "You have no talent, you can't get up."
"Fuck!"
Rosen was walked around the nearby forest ten times, climbed fifty trees, and received ten punches from the fox, but in the end, even the corners of his clothes were not touched.
Others were too exhausted and did not follow the entire journey.
After seeing him come back alone, he curiously asked about the result of the battle.
Rosen said harshly: "Haha, that Chinese coward didn't dare to fight me. I just threw a few punches, and he ran away like crazy in the forest."
[Ah, am I blind? Didn't the fox head give him ten punches? 】
[That’s him cheating! Before we even shouted start, he started! A Chinese villain who only knows how to run away and cheat! 】
[Anyway, this fox-head was running the whole time~ If he was so scared, why would he try to fight our Rosen~ Go home early and find your mother~]
[Okay, okay, just hit it twice. It’s time to put an end to the characters of these two powerful Chinese people, they look annoying! 】
Desert Island Central Hospital.
"That night...didn't you see it? It was just what you thought."
"Real feelings? The technology is very average."
Xu Liu lay on the hospital bed and responded to the questions in the live broadcast room one by one.
At first, he just wanted to add some shock value, but he didn't expect that when he mentioned his previous experience of selling ass, he was just cheating!
How could he let it go? The hype started right there and then!
The barrage instantly poured in like sea water.
【Ding! Congratulations on leveling up and getting props: cheat]
[Lie: It can hypnotize the user and make the user obey the instructions, which lasts for 3 days]
Little 6:? ? ? ? ? ?
I'm dirty! My son is dirty!
It is a truth-telling system! ! ! How come a prop like "cheating" can be derived? ! ! ! !
Xu Liu was crazy with joy.
If this prop is used on Qiao Xi...
Neither does he! dare! think! That! meeting! have! many! Cool!
Xu Liu recovered immediately.
Xiao Liu sensed his thoughts immediately.
He cursed secretly, "It's so shameless to die in Bigu Liu!" ! !
That night, Xu Liu broke into Xiongxiong Camp alone.
Yelling wildly at the door.
Everyone was annoyed by the noise.
But Xu Liu was like a mangy dog, unable to catch him at all.
They had no choice but to call Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi raised her eyelids: "What is it called?"
Xu Liu was excited.
Said to Xiao Liu: "Quick! I want to use -"
Little 6: "The system is being upgraded, please wait five minutes to use props."
Xu Liu:? !
You fucking did it on purpose!
But he couldn't say anything about the system upgrade. He could only grit his teeth, raise his head and stutter to Qiao Xi: "You, you, you... just wait for me for five minutes!"
Qiao Xi:?
[Although I can't see Sister Xiong's expression, I know that there is a sentence in her eyes - how the hell is she mentally retarded]
[Also—Is there something wrong with this thing’s brain?]
[Also—could IQ be leaked through Juju? 】
Xu Liu squatted under the tree pit and pretended to be his grandson for five minutes.
When the time came, he immediately shouted excitedly: "Use props! Lie!"
[Ding, the system has no relevant props]
Xu Liu:? ? ?
Resentment value system: "Hi...host, it's me."
Just a second ago, the props exchanged by the system ended.
Xiao Liu is gone, and the resentment value system is here.
Xu Liu: "..."
Gan! So it’s not an upgrade at all, it’s just delaying time! ! !
He rolled his eyes in anger.
On the other side, Xiao Lu, who had succeeded in stalling, shouted wildly at Qiao Xi: "Master! You have to kill Xu Liu! I can't stand him anymore. I'm dirty!"
Qiao Xi rubbed her almost-shocked ears but did not turn off the channel immediately.
After seeing the props, she finally understood why Xiao Lu had such a big reaction.
Qiao Xi: "Look at me."
*
"Moo~moo~"
It was late at night, and someone passed by the cowshed. After seeing clearly inside, his pupils were shaking.
This is this...
"Holy shit! Damn it! Beasts! Some beasts are attacking cows!!!"
Soon, word spread in the camp——
"Hey, have you heard? Eight cows were brutally tortured last night, and Xiao Liu was almost paralyzed from fear when he got up at night!"
On the other side, Qiao Xi and Xiao Lu had finished sorting out the story line during this period, and the door suddenly opened.
Yi Xi looked at each other for a year, and a few seconds later, Qiao Xi turned around and jumped out of the window!
"boom!"
Inside, Yu Sinian collapsed.
Qiao Xi stopped.
"Oops." He rolled on the ground and covered his heart, "Oh no, it's burning again!"
Qiao Xi: "..."
I'm the one who's fucking bad!
Little 6:? ? ? ! ! !
No, it hasn’t been back for more than a week! ! ! What's going on? !
"Are you having an attack?" Qiao Xi asked through gritted teeth.
Yu Sinian didn't answer.
But the blushing face, the slightly panting breath, and the intensity of rubbing her fingers all gave a positive answer to this question.
He said: "It's okay, just burn me to death."
Little 6:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
what! ! ! What did it miss? ! ! !
Qiao Xi covered the drone lens with a cloth.
【? ? ? ? ? 】
[Hiding it behind my back again and not showing it to me! So broken! ! ! 】
[Are you two coming again? ? ? Come again? ? ? ? The last time we were treated as outsiders seems like just yesterday! 】
[It’s not like it was just yesterday! Recently, the frequency of Brother Fox’s tantrums has obviously increased significantly]
[Bibi in a low voice: Take a bath, bath, bath, bath! 】
Qiao Xi was still muttering in her heart, holding Yu Sinian, whose face was flushed, and looking around.
I didn't just do it yesterday.
It stands to reason that even if an attack occurs, it will be the day after tomorrow.
Is he still ahead of schedule? Why, the more arrogant a person is, the shorter the time will be?
The young master was rolling around crazily on the bed wrapped in quilt.
He rolled into Qiao Xi's arms, and Qiao Xi pinched his face.
He immediately acted as if he was letting anyone have their hands on him, and remained motionless.
After Qiao Xi pinched his face, he touched his Adam's apple.
Feel from Adam's apple to collarbone.
Wherever you go, there is a bright red scene.
Then it went down from the collarbone, turned left, turned right... and dug into the armpit!
Qiao Xi directly took out two hot stones!
"Yo." Qiao Xi raised her eyebrows.
Yu Si Nian:! ! !
He rolled out of her arms.
But Qiao Xi caught him with quick eyes and quick hands.
She directly picked people up and knocked them down.
Bang bang bang!
Pour out dozens of heated stones.
Qiao Xi clapped her hands.
"It's burning, it's really burning. It must have been burning for half an hour, right? It's so fake."
The young master's swollen face, if discovered, simply put it aside and went over to him, "It's not all fake. For example, now..."
He said colorfully: "It can be true."
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