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Chapter 259: The 3cm chest hair will grow as long as I want

Only the shouts of four people from Country B being dragged were left in the air.

However, just halfway through, I saw another figure dragging people with a broken fishing net by the lake.

When the two teams met, they were both stunned.

Yu Sinian loosened the fishing net: "Bear bear!"

A head popped out of Qiao Xi's fishing net and shouted from behind Yu Sinian: "Boss! What's wrong with you, boss? Why are you caught in the net too!"

[Hahaha, this is amazing, do all these Chinese people have the same brain circuits? 】

[Who knows? Yesterday I was still talking about Sister Bear and Brother Fox. Why do I feel that Fluffy and Sister Bear are also very compatible today? He does exactly the same thing as Sister Xiong, he also uses broken fishing nets to catch people hahh]

[I was silent after watching the entire live broadcast. In the end, this Chinese man simply stopped grabbing the bracelet and just hung them up to play with, spinning them around and around. The leader of the B country team was already begging him. The bracelet was taken away, but he just didn’t want it and dragged people to find Sister Xiong]

After Yu Sinian finished shouting, his voice suddenly stopped.

Qiao Xi followed his line of sight.

Then he saw his unbuttoned coat, with the same swimsuit underneath.

Before she could button it up, she saw Yu Sinian covering her eyes!

Then came his muttering voice——

"You are not allowed to look into the eyes of the King of Farts. You are not allowed to look into the eyes of the King of Farts..."

Qiao Xi: "..."

Qiao Xi walked into the tent and changed back into her original clothes.

When she came out, she saw Qiao Yuyi looking around "Li Cheng", eager to check.

"How's it going? Where did they hurt you? It doesn't matter if your face is hurt, just don't hurt your body!"

The fox head on the side:?

Yu Sinian raised his eyebrows: "Is it hurting you?"

He suddenly smiled and glanced at Li Cheng.

Li Cheng's scalp suddenly became numb, and he felt ominous premonitions coming one after another.

Looking at it, Yu Sinian nodded: "Indeed, I don't know where the injury is. It's time to check it out!"

He grabbed the white T-shirt and lifted it up.

Just take it off! Still facing the camera!

Li Cheng: Gan! ! ! ! ! !

Qiao Yuyi: Oh~~~~~~

"You!" Li Cheng blocked Yu Sinian's body with a lunge and roared, "Put it on for me!"

"I don't!" Yu Sinian slid out and shouted to everyone, "Everyone, come and see me! Come and come and see me!"

"Shut up!!!"

Yu Sinian was grabbed by Li Cheng, and he poked his head towards Antico: "Andico, why are your chest muscles so bulging?"

Andyco immediately pumped up his pectoralis major muscles and started teaching on the spot: "This is it!"

Yu Sinian followed suit, drumming and walking at the same time.

Li Cheng was about to collapse.

Andyco applauded from the side: "Yes! Yes! Chinese! Real men!"

"It's a joke." Yu Sinian made a wave on the spot, then combed his chest hair with his orchid finger, and said sweetly, "One comb to the bottom, two combs to keep it from lifting, three combs to make you crazy, four combs..."

"shut up!!!!"

Li Cheng's whole face turned red, and his face showed through the fox hood.

He took a deep breath and asked, "You have to do this, right? Don't blame me for being rude!"

Yu Sinian used his butt to draw 666 in mid-air, provocatively saying: "It's so scary."

Li Cheng laughed angrily.

The next second, he yelled at the camera: "I'm Brother Fox! I still wear crotchless pants when I'm five years old! I love drawing world maps in bed! I'm nicknamed the Little Bedwetting Prince!"

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and made a akimbo pose.

Inside and outside the camera, everyone exclaimed: Wow!

Yu Sinian grimaced for a few seconds, then turned around and yelled at the camera: "I'm a sultry man! Not only do I like to fart, I also prefer middle-aged young women! The older I get, the more attractive I am. I'm nicknamed the Young Woman Harvester!"

Everyone: Wow? ? ? ! ! !

Qiao Yuyi said thoughtfully, "So it's because I'm not old yet."

In the camera footage, two men were entangled on the spot.

Every time he swung his fist to poke the opponent, he suddenly stopped and started to slap himself!

Li Cheng tugged at the hair sticking out of the fox hood, "I am so narcissistic that I have to look in the mirror eight hundred times every day! I also bought a bunch of cuckolds at home! Oh, by the way, I also like to steal the underwear of my elders! "

Yu Sinian stuck out his butt, twisting and slapping, and there was a snapping sound in the air.

"I have to fart eight hundred times a day! If I can't fart, I can't even eat a mouthful of food! Only when I eat with the smell of farts can I feel that the rice is fragrant and delicious! It's just time for dinner, let me perform for everyone Butt training——"

He started dubbing: "bu~bu~bu~"

Li Cheng was furious: "I'm a bitch! I'm sick! I love Sister Xiong and can't help myself. I can't wait to die on Sister Xiong's bed!"

Qiao Xi:?

Yu Sinian counterattacked: "I'm even sicker! I'm even sicker! I force love on my servants, and my 30cm chest hair will grow as long as I want!"

The old house of the Yu family.

Aunt Zhao screamed at the screen: "Young Master! What are you doing! You can just do this at home, why do you confess on a show! You are really perverted! I can't stand it anymore!"

Li Ma sighed next to her.

Fortunately, fortunately, she was mediocre in appearance and was not noticed by the young master.

On the screen, the battle was already heating up. "Li Cheng" found a small blade from nowhere and was about to cut his chest hair.

He also said to the camera: "Oh, when I talk about chest hair, I just thought that it is a bit too long. I will shave it off today!"

"Stop!" Qiao Yuyi pulled him and cried loudly, almost breaking down: "I don't care how you hurt yourself, but just don't touch those hairs! Don't get excited! Can you cut me? Cut me!"

When Li Cheng saw Qiao Yuyi crying, he was angry and shocked.

He gritted his teeth and found the right moment to pull out the blade.

Quickly holding Yu Sinian's neck behind the tree, he said, "I'll just admit defeat!"

"Oh, I told you earlier." Yu Sinian shook his head, "I've already prepared my shit."

Li Cheng:? ? ?

"Have you had enough fun?"

The two looked up and saw Qiao Xi carrying a bundle and leaning against the tree.

They immediately let go of each other and nodded in unison.

Qiao Xi spat out the weeds and said, "Let's go and find those little brats first."

[I don’t understand, but I am very shocked]

[Is this the power from the mysterious East? 】

[You don’t understand, it’s called the soil and water that feeds a person…forget it, I can’t make it up, it’s so fucking embarrassing]

[I once saw Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian at the top of the voting list. Every day I was afraid that they would lose their face to the world. God knows how happy I was on the day the list was announced. I thought we had finally escaped. I thought we This family scandal can no longer be exposed. Facts have proved that family scandals will not disappear, they will only move]

[They are so interesting, I love following this live broadcast, it is much more interesting than ours]

[I am a psychiatrist. If anyone on site needs help, I can help at any time]

A group of people arrived at Country B's camp for fun, only to find that there was no one there.

Andyco kicked the empty box on the ground, "Master! Those bastards ran away again, not long ago!"

Qiao Xi opened her sunglasses and looked around.

"Assemble, we have a mission."

"Yes!"

Soon, everyone from Country A's team arrived.

Qiao Xi drew a bunch of portraits and handed them to everyone.

"Scatter all these portraits tonight. Anyone who catches the person in the portrait will be rewarded alive or beaten to death."

Everyone gathered in a circle and saw the sky-high yellow hair on the portrait.

Secretly shocked: It’s so abstract! But so vivid!

Qiao Xi added: "Also, when I caught him, I would like to inform you that our team has officially started recruiting new people. The registration location is under the No. 79 tree. The conditions for entry are: living, breathing, and able to understand human speech. Yes. Join us and we’ll provide you with three meals a day.”

After hearing this, Andy's eyes burst into tears, "Master, do you think we are useless?"

Qiao Xi said: "It's not that I dislike it."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's really useless."

Andyko:! !

His face instantly turned red, and he said in broken Chinese: "Master! We will definitely prove it to you! We are mankind's most loyal friends!"

Qiao Xi:?

Qiao Xi turned to look at Yu Sinian.

Yu Sinian immediately squatted on the ground and watched the ants move: "It's not me. I didn't teach anything."

[It’s not me, I’m taking the teaching qualification exam]

[It’s not me, I’m cooking]

[It’s not me, I’m shitting]

[It’s not me, I’m breastfeeding the child]

[Of course it’s not me anymore, I’m sweeping graves]

……

One night, the news that Sister Xiong's team was recruiting people spread almost throughout the island.

Although many people have never met her in real life, they know that there is a famous lunatic named Fox Head in her team! You can also pack rice! People came here admiringly.

The next morning, the registration point was already full of people.

The program team has been monitoring in the background.

The person in charge was anxious.

"No, if we continue like this, the individual competition will turn into a team competition. What's the point of that? Send two people to the scene to stop him!"

When the staff arrived, Qiao Xi had already passed various competitions and selections, leaving more than forty young and strong male and female guests.

The staff member immediately darkened his face, walked forward, and said through the translator: "Ms. Xiong, we are an individual competition, have you not forgotten?"

The organizer of this program is country A, and the staff come from five countries.

This guy is from country B.

Qiao Xi glanced at him and nodded.

The staff member added: "Gathering together will affect the fairness of the competition system. Please evacuate the guests immediately!"


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