Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 250 My dog cooked me 4 dishes and 1 soup all night long
This guy can’t skydive? ! So what are they? Waste? !
The person in charge who was lying down immediately stood up and said excitedly: "With the demonstrations of these two players, I believe everyone will not be so afraid! Come on, let's start with you!"
The pointed Yu Jiujiu:?
Yu Jiujiu held on to the cabin door tightly, her ponytails were blown into braids, and she cursed: "Damn, these two lunatics, I don't - ah!"
Halfway through the words, the coach memorized them directly.
The cries of ghosts and wolves can still be heard from a long distance inside the cabin.
Mo Niannian, who had been pretending all the way, couldn't help but said harshly: "Tsk, there's nothing to be afraid of."
Grandma Da Zhuang: "That's right! There's nothing to be afraid of."
Two minutes later.
Mo Niannian cried loudly: "Ah! Ah! Send me up quickly, I won't jump anymore! If you don't send me back, I will let you be buried with me!"
Grandma Da Zhuang's coach cried loudly: "Ah! Ah! Grandma, please, please don't move! If I do another backflip, I will really die!!!"
Everyone watching was sweating, but seeing that they all landed safely, they didn't dare to act like a monster and followed the instructor to skydive.
In about fifteen minutes, everyone landed.
On an unknown old tree on a desert island.
Cheng Xi was shocked, "Miss, your landing posture is so unique!"
Yu Jiujiu snorted: "How do you think you are any better than me?"
The two stared at each other.
On the same tree, a silkworm chrysalis-shaped nest is built, and a trouser version hangs upside down.
Cheng Xi put his hands on his hands and looked at the sky, "I did it to prevent you from being too lonely."
After some fiddling, the two finally landed.
Yu Jiujiu pulled off his parachute, picked up a branch from the ground and rushed forward.
"Little Miss!" Cheng Xi caught up, "Go over there, Young Mistress... Sister Xiong said to meet in the center of the island."
"I don't." Yu Jiujiu quickened his pace.
Cheng Xi followed Yu Jiujiu and muttered: "Follow Sister Xiong, at least we won't starve to death, freeze to death, or be beaten to death. Just be honest..."
"Staopo!" Yu Jiujiu: "I don't want to go find her! Even if I starve to death, freeze to death or be beaten to death, I won't let her give me a finger!"
After that, Yu Jiujiu ran deep into the jungle without looking back.
She will definitely prove it to Qiao Xi, prove it to her father, and prove it to everyone!
She is not a useless waste!
Cheng Xi looked worried as he watched the direction Yu Jiujiu left.
If this is the case, then should I...
He pulled at the waist of his trousers, and the next second, he turned around and ran towards the center of the island.
We need to find the young lady quickly to save people!
After Yu Jiujiu left alone, he found that Cheng Xi had not come. He was annoyed and a little scared at the same time.
But thinking about the flag I had set before, I still forced myself to stumble forward.
Not long after he walked, he was hit in the head by a bird droppings, causing Yu Jiujiu to jump on the spot.
Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly saw a golden supply box.
Yujiujiu:!
Open the supply box, which contains a bottle of drinking water and a lighter.
"Hahahaha!" Yu Jiujiu laughed with his hands on his hips, "God help me! I am the luckiest little girl in the world!"
Although there were not many things, they greatly encouraged Yu Jiujiu’s self-confidence.
If Cheng Xi knew that she found the supply box so quickly, he would regret it to death!
"Ugh--"
Cheng Xi sighed.
He regrets so much.
He turned around and looked at the ten supply boxes, and then looked up at the sky.
I really regret it, I shouldn’t have picked up these rags just now!
There are so many supply boxes, and not a single one is edible!
He was so hungry that when he passed by the beach, Cheng Xi picked a harpoon from the supply box and went into the sea.
It didn't take much effort to spear more than ten sea fish.
After Meizizi landed ashore, a circle of shadow suddenly appeared around her.
Cheng Xi was stunned and looked up.
"Fuck!"
Around him, more than a dozen blond, shirtless and muscular men surrounded him!
【Fuck! A country's heavenly group! 】
[This Chinese is in trouble hahahaha! 】
[Now all the messages we send will be displayed through translation, right? Friends from other countries, can you see what I said? I am from country B! 】
【The visible Smecta! 】
[Is this Chinese really good at Kung Fu? That fish is spot on with every fork! 】
[China was at the bottom last year, have you forgotten? A group of artists who only know how to dance and dress up are sent here. I don’t know what they are here for. They are in charge of their beauty while they are trying to survive. In short, I only have one impression of China now, which is a joke]
【ha? Where is my sister Xiong? Fuck me, Sister Xiong! 】
【Grass! Speaking of this, I really want to scold Qiao Xi Company to death! Although I'm not a fan of Qiao Xi, that company really deserves to be damned! Qiao Xi can come and blow up the island, right? Look at people, the stinkers are even mocking you right at the doorstep! 】
After landing, everyone wears a live broadcaster, and the picture will be transmitted to the global platform through live broadcast. At the same time, the global platform's barrage will also be automatically translated through a translator.
Cheng Xi stared at these people, stepped back, hugged his chest, "I, I, I don't have that interest!"
At the head, a bald man with particularly large pecs waved, "Come on!"
"Ah! Robber! Bandit! Pervert! Ah!"
In an instant, Cheng Xi's supply box and lunch were looted.
Cheng Xi, who was held hostage, beat the sand and shouted angrily: "You bully the minority with more, what kind of men do you think you are, you have the ability to fight alone!"
Several muscular men looked at each other.
When they realized they didn't understand, Cheng Xi deliberately switched back to the foreign language mode and repeated it.
Ten seconds later, Cheng Xi, who had been stripped down to his underwear, was lying on the beach crying, leaving only a hood.
"Young Master, Young Mistress, where are you? They are all bullying me! If this continues, I really won't be able to live to support you until you die! God, please show your spirit quickly. I am willing to use Cheng Dong Fifty years of being single, why not reunite with the young master and the young mistress! Wow!"
Cheng Xi knelt on the beach, crying and kowtowing three times to the sun reverently.
At the same time, the live broadcast room of global real-time barrage translation burst into laughter after seeing this clip.
[Hahahahaha, this Chinese is so interesting! After being beaten, he actually begged his grandparents to show his spirit]
[Oh~ God, what’s the name of this poor little guy? I’m going to pay attention to him. He’s so cute when he cries.]
[Everyone is talking about their own things in this live broadcast room, and the translation is viral]
Country A's muscle group robbed Cheng Xi's supplies and were very happy after taking inventory.
Muscular Man 1: "Hahaha! This trip is really worth it. We are worthy of following this boy all the way. There are so many good things!"
Muscular Man 2: "Bro! It's best for the Chinese to rob us. From now on we will only rob the Chinese for their supplies, and they won't dare to resist!"
Muscular Man 3: "By the way, Chinese cuisine has a long history. It is said that anyone can cook delicious food on the road. When the time comes, it will be even more perfect if we grab someone to cook for us!"
"This is a good idea!" Pectoralis major said, "Let's go and grab one now!"
[I’ll go and we’ll get together as soon as we get here? I say guests from country A, don’t go too far! Isn’t this an obvious robbery? 】
【? ? ? They specialize in robbing Chinese people, so don’t bully them too much! I'm warning you, if you have the guts, don't snatch that woman with the bear's head! Be sure not to snatch her! Very easy to grab! 】
[My only concern is that they actually snatched people alive just to eat Chinese food]
[Why do I feel like I have seen that bald guy with big breasts somewhere? Is there any universal online friend?]
【I'm coming! He was the loser's lackey in the headlines of Country A's last slum fight! And he was beaten to pieces by that Zhao Aiye! 】
[Holy shit, holy shit, they really caught someone! Look! 】
In the camera, a girl surrounded by muscles is holding a pot with holes in it and crying, "I can't cook!"
Yu Jiujiu collapsed.
Why is she so miserable! He was caught before he even took two steps!
Muscle Tiantuan turned his attention to another woman——
Yu Xiao held up the missing spatula and cried louder.
"I don't know how to cook! The food I cook can make my dog cook four dishes and one soup all night long! Wow, sister Xi, help! Sister Xi, where are you!"
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