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Chapter 215 The old lady got under the bed and made me laugh

the other side.

Silly Zhu hugged the wild goat he had just hunted and smiled broadly.

"Three wild goats! Oh my god, we're definitely winning this time! I'm going to throw this goat in Qiao Xi's face soon to see what she's proud of! There's only one hour left, we'll win even if we don't do anything !”

Shi Xiang curled his lips at the side: "She is just a showman. She relies on cleverness to win. This is the most undesirable thing for us athletes."

[If nothing else, having shooters is indeed a bug. How can this be compared?]

[Yo yo yo, we can’t compete now?Aren’t you sister Xi very capable? If you can’t beat her, then you start talking about your status as an athlete. Isn’t it a shame?]

[It’s really a grandma who got under the covers and made me laugh.Even if there are athletes, you won’t be allowed to say it, right?This configuration is almost ready for the Olympic Games. Do you really think that we Xi fans are vegetarians? 】

Here, Xu Liu covered his nose, but his lips curled into Nike in the palm of his hand.

Go to hell, Qiao Xi, I'll let you taste my athlete's foot today!

However, a second passed and Qiao Xi remained standing.

Two seconds passed, and Qiao Xi's expression did not change.

Three seconds passed, and Qiao Xi smiled like a flower.

……

Xu Liu:?

Why is it useless?The prop is malfunctioning?

He frowned and tentatively took his hand away from his nose.

The next second, a stench rushed up to the Tianling Cap!

"vomit!"

The vermicelli he ate for lunch spurted out directly from his nostrils!

"Damn it! Who sent the hidden weapon?!" Luo Lin stepped back.

Turning his head again, he was startled: "Hey, hey, hey, Xu Liu, what's wrong with you!"

Just as the two of them were about to rush forward, Qiao Xi waved his hand first and shouted: "Liu Liu has a serious illness!"

As she said that, she came closer and was shocked: "What? You need a cow to relieve yourself?! What nonsense are you talking about? Where can I find a cow for you in this wilderness! Just bear with it!"

Xu Liu:? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

Luo Lin and Deng Kai, who were about to step forward, immediately stopped and both covered their hooks.

Good guy, this, this, this...

[God suddenly got a serious illness, hahahahahaha]

[Xu Liufeng’s reputation has been seriously damaged. Is it because Sister Xi has lost her conscience, or is it because Liuliu is addicted to bullies?To know what happened next, please watch this episode breakdown]

[Hello, no one cares about Xu Liu's life or death?There are still three vermicelli hanging from his nostrils! 】

[Although, why is he spraying powder for no reason? ? ? 】

Xu Liu was so angry that he almost pouted.

He held his nose and gasped, calling the system frantically: "What's going on! Did the prop malfunction! Why can I smell it but they can't?!"

The system also panicked, "No! Logically speaking, the props will not malfunction. Master, look, isn't it written here? The [Athlete's Foot King] prop was successfully used. Its function is: smoke down all creatures within 2 mm of the surrounding area. time……"

The voice stopped abruptly.

The next second, the system and Xu Liu made a sharp blast at the same time!

How many? ? ?

Within how many meters? ? ? ?

"2 millimeters?! Isn't it 20 meters?!" Xu Liu was angry.

"No, I don't know! It was indeed 20 meters before! Did you see it wrong???"

2 millimeters, wouldn’t he only be exposed to the smoke?

Xu Liu couldn't take a breath, so he accidentally took another breath and fainted on the spot.

Xiao Lu laughed loudly in Qiao Xi's consciousness.

“It’s such a loss, it’s such a loss!”

Some good person changed "0" to "cent"!Starting today, Xiao6 will mourn Xu Liu under his real name!

"But Master." Xiao Liu asked, "What special means are you talking about? We don't have any other props to let other teams come over now!"

"Who said there isn't?" Qiao Xi sat down on the ground and crossed her legs, "There are also things to retrieve from the air."

Teleportation?

Xiao Liu was puzzled.

Even if you take their prey, you can only take it three times, so you still can't win, right?

Qiao Xi's slow and leisurely voice sounded.

"Xiao Liu, use props to retrieve objects from the air, just take the stupid pillar..."

Xiao Liu listened carefully and made a choice in his mind.

What to take?Taking Silly Pillar's prey?Or simply take the bow and arrow in his hand?

"...Fleece outer pants."

Little 6: "Okay...what?!"

What to take? !Fleece pants? ? ?

Not prey?Not a bow and arrow?Isn’t it even their dry food? !

the other side.

Silly Zhu hunted another rabbit and was about to laugh when suddenly a gust of cold wind hit him!

He trembled and looked down suddenly.

In the cold wind, only a pair of blue long johns were left on the two shivering legs, which swayed when the wind blew.

Shazhu:?

Shazhu:? ? ? ! ! !

"Fuck! Where are my pants?!"

at the same time.

The leaders of the other two teams, one lost his underwear and the other lost his hiking boots, were both standing there grinning and spinning around.

While the three teams were running around anxiously, countless heads suddenly appeared in the forest.

"Squeak!"

The leader of the monkey jumped out and waved his fingers in front of Silly Pillar.

"Go away! Leave me alone!" Silly Zhu waved his hand impatiently.

His pants are gone!He's freezing to death!How can I have the heart to deal with these savage monkeys!

"Wait, look at it." Shi Xiang pulled him, "It looks like..."

He pointed toward the monkey.

Silly Zhu took advantage of the situation and looked.

Monkey shook his butt at him, made a motion of taking off his pants, and at the same time started to swing, his red butt balls wagging arrogantly in front of Silly Pillar.

[Pfft hahahahaha top sarcasm]

[So where did the pants go?I watched the replay three times, but I didn’t catch it! 】

[Laughing, monkeys have become spirits these days, right? 】

Monkey's set of moves almost made Silly Zhu's nose spit out.

Finally, it waved its hand, threw a leaf to Silly Zhu, and swaggered away.

Silly Zhu took a closer look and saw that there was a head like a Yaksha painted on the leaves. Not only that, this Yaksha was also holding a pair of pants in his hand!There are also some prey animals such as rabbits drawn below!

At the same time, Director Jin, who was outside the live broadcast camera, was sweating.

She watched the whole process, and of course she knew it was Qiao Xi's handiwork.But the drawing is so sloppy, can anyone recognize it?

However after a few seconds.

In the live broadcast room, the three teams faced the leaves at the same time and spoke in unison.

"Damn! It's Qiao Xi! It was Qiao Xi who took away my pants (underwear) (hiking shoes)! She also threatened us and asked us to hand over all the prey!"

Director Jin:? ? ?

["Recognition in one second"]

[No, I will smile slowly again, Sister Xi’s image is deeply rooted in people’s hearts hahahahahaha]

[Me: Li Kui?Them: Qiao Xi!It’s because I’m not worthy of being a Xi fan. I’ll go back and reflect on it.】

[Sure enough, the person who knows you best is always your enemy]

Here, Xu Liu woke up and fainted, fainted and woke up again, and finally survived the most terrifying three to ten minutes in his life.

When they opened their eyes again, Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian had already eaten roast chicken.

"Hey, are you awake?" Qiao Xi asked with a smile, "Why did you feel dizzy when you looked at your feet just now? Are you afraid of feet?"

Xu Liu: "..."

If you don’t say it, it’s fine, but once you say it, it starts to falter again!

He gritted his teeth and looked at the time.

Then he raised his head and said: "Miss Qiao still cares about me? We lost in half an hour. You guys are so calm and can still eat the roast chicken."

"Do you want to eat it?" Yu Sinian handed the chicken feet over and waved them in front of him, "This chicken has no athlete's foot, so you can eat it with confidence."

Xu Liu: "…………"

He glared at Yu Sinian!

"I won't eat! You should still care about whether you win or lose!"

Outside, Grandma Da Zhuang had already asked people to place the banquet in the yard.

Everyone was eating and waiting for the results of the game.

The village chief would stroll over from time to time to take a look. When he saw that Shazhu was still ranked first, he couldn't help but go to Grandma Da Zhuang to show off his power. After being pulled back by the insole, he cursed again, and finally made it to the end.

In order to create a sense of mystery, Director Jin canceled the live broadcast in advance and took out the counting board.

When the time came, Director Jin stood up.

"Now, let's welcome the returning team!"

Everyone stood up immediately and looked towards the exit of the forest.

Grandma Da Zhuang rode Da Zhuang and reached the exit first, shouting: "Xi Wazi! Here, here!"

The village chief was not to be outdone: "Si Zhu, Shi Xiang, here, here! Bring back all the prey. I want to see which village next door has the nerve to compete with us!"

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