Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

"Monkeys! There are so many monkeys!"

Silhu's scalp was numb, and the village chief was also stunned on the spot.

The two watched helplessly as the woman hanging on the top of the branch stretched out her long arm and swung, and a group of monkeys immediately followed her.

The monkey king in the lead gestured at Qiao Xi, "Zhizhizhizhi!"

Qiao Xi pointed to the deer hanging above his head.

The Monkey King was startled and shook his head violently.

Qiao Xi raised her hand, slapped off the branch, and stared at the Monkey King's crotch, making a castration gesture.

The monkey immediately retracted his hand and went up with tears in his eyes.

An interspecies dialogue is complete.

Little 6: "..."

Although the master didn't say anything, the monkey understood it, and it understood it too! ! !

Less than a few seconds.

With a bang, the deer was released by the monkey.

Silly Zhu became anxious and gestured in mid-air: "She, she, she! Monkey..."

"I saw it!" The village chief gritted his teeth and was so anxious that he was sweating. He immediately looked around.

They diverted all the cameras here, and Qiao Xi was about to get off the tree, with her back to them...

The village chief gritted his teeth.

Don't stop doing it, just push through the bushes and move forward!

He looked in the right direction and pushed forward suddenly when Qiao Xi was about to come down from the tree!

"Yo!" Qiao Xi suddenly leaned to the left and looked into the distance, "There are coconuts on the tree!"

One operation was perfectly avoided.

village head:? !

He quickly stopped his hand and pushed hard to the left!

"Hey, is it going to rain over there?" Qiao Xi leaned to the right, "I have to remind Mr. Yu to put away his underwear."

village head:? ? ! ! !

Next left!right!Left!right!

The village chief attacks, Qiao Xi retreats.

The village chief punched and Qiao Xi raised her foot.

The village chief looked back and dug out, Qiao Xi jumped like a gorilla.

As he walked back and forth, the village chief's hands danced into afterimages, and he ran several meters up the tree, but surprisingly he didn't touch a corner of Qiao Xi's clothes.

Silly Zhu trembled his lips.

This, this, this...have all the women outside evolved like this? !Why is it harder to catch than the New Year pig!

Finally, the village chief panted and stopped, hanging on the tree and shaking.

Qiao Xi finally stopped.

The village chief's eyes lit up.

The last chance has finally arrived!This time we must win with one strike!

Silly Zhu couldn't help but clenched his fists in the distance, his face flushed, and he shouted in his heart:

come on!village head!Go!Go to hell!

3! 2! 1!

The village chief used all his strength and pounced against the tree!

The next second, the huge foot directly touched the face.

"what!"

"Boom-"

Qiao Xi stepped on the village chief's face and used his strength to jump up the tree, pulling out the vines he carried with him!

The village chief shouted, grabbed the tree trunk with all his strength, and slid down a section.

"Tear--"

A patch of white flowers immediately appeared on the chest.

Apparently the vine just cut off half of his clothes starting from his chest.

At this moment, it is taking off bit by bit with the movement.

"Fuck!!" Silly Zhu covered his mouth.

"Fuck!" the village chief panicked.

The two looked at each other, but fortunately Qiao Xi kept looking upwards and didn't seem to notice it!

The village chief mouthed: "Help me!"

Silly Zhu came over with his back bent, and immediately threw the rope to the village chief and asked him to climb down.

Soon, soon!

Just leave soon!

He is homesick!I miss the embrace of Widow Wang!

When there was only one meter left, the village chief smiled, and Shazhu also reached out to pick it up.

At the same time, a shout suddenly came from mid-air.

"Xixi, catch me!"

Then a black shadow swayed over in the distance.

"Look at the new function of my water gun, you can also make nests!" Yu Sinian raised the water gun in the air.

The parabola surges instantly.

It hit the village chief's nest directly!

"what!"

The person slipped and sat straight into the trap.

village head:! ! ! ! !

Shazhu:! ! ! ! !

"Village chief, get up quickly!" He stretched out his hand.

"do not move……"

"No, village chief, what are you doing standing still! They are coming!"

"I know! Don't touch me!!!"

Silly Zhu was stunned when he saw the village chief lowered his head and looked down at him tremblingly.

Spread your legs apart.

--There.

There are several sharpened bamboos tied up.

The trap prepared by the village chief for Qiao Xi is now firmly planted in the most secret part of the village chief's life.

Silly Zhu trembled and covered his mouth, his eyes were red.

"village head……"

The village chief closed his eyes, his whole body shaking like chaff, "Help, help me up, slowly."

It's okay, it's okay.

He has never seen any big storms!

Wasn't it just that he was stabbed?It's fine! ! !

He took a deep breath and stood up one by one.

"Hey, monkeys, come down when you're done!" Qiao Xi's voice suddenly sounded from the tree above her head.

The monkeys responded: "Zee-chee-chee-chee!"

The village chief pulled away with difficulty and said anxiously: "Let's go quickly, don't be discovered by her..."

"Village chief be careful!"

The village chief was stunned and looked up.

A black shadow flew directly down from the tree!

boom!

The monkey king sat down on the village chief's shoulder!

Put the person back down again!

Silly Zhu and the village chief looked at each other.

For three seconds, no one said anything.

Then the village chief's mouth opened into an O shape.

Eight tones flew out from his Tianling Gai! .

Village chief: "Ah~~~!!!!"

Silly Zhu: "Ah!!!!!!"

Monkey King: "Squeak!!!"

The second monkey follows closely behind!

boom!

Village chief: "Oh~~~~!!!!!"

Silly Zhu: "Ah!!!!!!"

The third one!

Fourth!

The fifth one!

"Go away!!" Silly Zhu couldn't bear it anymore and roared, grabbing the village chief among the monkeys.

"Village Chief! Are you still there? You, you, behind you... No, are you okay?!"

When the village chief was pulled out, he was already dying and bloody.

When he looked up, he saw the delicate faces of Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian approaching with curiosity and gossip.

"Hey, village chief, why are you here?"

"Isn't this only for contestants to come in? Are you coming to watch the game too? Come on, why don't you change into a pair of clean pants? Is the red thing on the back embroidered? Did you intangible cultural heritage contestants just embroider it? It's really creative , it looks like a very special shape, it’s an embroidered autumn chrysanthemum, right? I know this question, it symbolizes your noble character and your indifferent nature, it’s high, it’s really high.”

She clapped her hands next to his ears.

The village chief came up in one breath and almost failed to carry it.

The whole person twitched in Shazhu's arms, and now he understood everything.

When he appeared in the tree just now, Qiao Xi knew he was coming!

She did it on purpose!

"You! I, I'm not done with you..."

He rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Village Chief!!" Shazhu ran away with the person in hand and sent him to the hospital urgently.

When the picture appeared in the live broadcast room, the audience was confused.

【what's the situation?Why did one fall down? 】

[No, isn’t this the village chief?Why is he in the woods? Isn't this a violation? 】

[Hey, are you playing so openly?Should player Kimura have points deducted? 】

Village clinic.

As soon as the village chief woke up, he grabbed Shazhu's hand.

"Tell Xu Liu... let him go! No matter what the cost, we Kimura can afford it!"

Silly Zhu wiped away his tears and nodded immediately!

He knew that Xu Liu came to the village chief yesterday with the intention of cooperating, but was rejected by the village chief who suspected his purpose.

Things are different now.

They will definitely avenge Juju!

the other side.

Qiao Xi held the sweet grass root in her mouth and stuffed one into Yu Sinian's mouth.

The two of them dragged the deer out casually.

The young master rubbed her shoulder: "Xixi, who will you hit next?"

Qiao Xi was about to push the person away.

He immediately struck preemptively: "I have information!"

Qiao Xi stopped his hand.

"tell me the story."