Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

The assistant said: "But...she doesn't have the resources."

Pan Lei:?

Assistant: "Currently, there are only two variety shows and one drama to be aired. The drama to be aired will be online next week. It belongs to Yu Si Nian. You can't touch it. If you do, the old man of the Yu family may take Yu Si Nian and shit in front of our company. "

Pan Lei was shocked.

So poor? ? ?Are you so poor and still so crazy? !Who gave her the courage?

"Then buy some black notices first." Pan Lei finally decided.

"Ok."

In Xicun, Shao Yu was beaten up, and he shouted unyieldingly: "I thought you were pitiful, so I asked you to go to our place to eat! You don't know a good heart!"

Qiao Xi turned around, "Oh?"

"Oh what!" Shao Yu pointed to the food on the table, "It seems that you are worthy of eating these pig food! I tell you, if you want to eat something good, it's too late to convince me now!"

A figure shot out suddenly!

Soon enough, Da Zhuang grabbed grandma's legs and pulled her back, "Grandma, calm down!"

"Pig food?!" Grandma Da Zhuang was so angry that she took the village chief's crutch and poked Shao Yu's skull, "Have you ever seen a pig eating this? Open your eyes and look! Is this pig food?! "

Shao Yu jumped at the poke, "What is it if it's not pig food? Could it be some kind of delicacy?! Stop being funny..."

"Shh!"

Aunt Zhao used a bright knife and swiped it twice.

The skin of the ham was peeled off, revealing the golden inside.

There was a moment of silence.

Then, Shao Yu's team burst into even louder laughter.

Wang Kai said: "So you want to tell us that this ham is only broken on the outside?"

Shao Yu leaned forward and said, "Okay, okay, okay, let's count you half as bad? Indeed, it's only half bad, how can you give it to pigs to eat! Otherwise, grandma, why don't you come with me? It's okay to have more pairs of chopsticks." !”

A group of people winked and jeered.

[Laughing to death, country people just haven’t seen the world, so they eat moldy things to make this happen, hahaha]

[Brother, do you really not understand?This is Spanish ham! 】

[Here comes the popular science: Spanish ham is made by curing pig legs with sea salt at low temperature, then sent to the storage cellar, dehydrated, air-dried and matured.Grandma Da Zhuang’s hand is the best one, and the price is at least tens of thousands]

【? ? ? ? ?real or fake? ? ?A moldy leg is worth more than my own leg? ? ? 】

Shao Yu smiled and found that no one was laughing except them.

At the same time, their director team also sent popular science information into the headphones.

The smiles on the faces of the entire team gradually stiffened.

"Why don't you laugh?" Qiao Xi raised her eyes and asked, "Don't you like to laugh by nature?"

Shao Yu: "..."

Qiao Xi: "We country people are not willing to give food to pigs. We all eat it ourselves. Oh, it smells so good - grandma, give them each a stick to lean on when we go back later. The mountain road is dark, and they are blind and blind to begin with." Stupid, if you break it, it will affect your work tomorrow."

Shao Yu: "..."

Qiao Xi: "Wang Kai, wipe your saliva. I said you are stupid and you are drooling."

When the whole team went out, they were so angry that they were howling and crying.

"It's too much to bully others!" Wang Kai cried, "She curses people so unpleasantly!"

[Don’t cry, her scolding is a bit ugly. That’s because you haven’t seen her conduct as a person. If you do, you will know that her conduct is even more ugly]

[Stop howling, people are following you behind your back, look back at the new world, Amen]

When everyone heard the noise, they turned around and saw Qiao Xi standing with a group of people, grinning with bared teeth.

The whole audience got chills on their backs!

Qiao Xi swung her dog's tail and said, "Let's go, don't you want to take us to dinner? I know you are filial, Yuzi. I just ate three-thirds full, and I will have another meal after exercising."

Shao Yu: What? !

That was the rations he saved in order to show off, and he exchanged it with the directing team!She brought more than a dozen people with her!It would be strange not to eat them up!

However, they didn't dare to say this. The whole team held their breath and left with Qiao Xi and his party.

Before leaving, Qiao Xi looked into the team and asked, "Where is Yu Si Nian?"

"The young master said that he has something to deal with, so let's go first," Cheng Xi said.

Grandma Da Zhuang nodded immediately: "I said this baby has a future! Being the president at a young age must be the company's business, right?"

Cheng Xi's round face turned red instantly, "Ah... forget it, forget it."

The moon is dark and the wind is high, Yuelao Temple is here.

A knife is placed on the neck of the Yue Lao sculpture.

"I'm warning you, I tied the rope and threw away the red bag. My name is Yu Sinian and her name is Qiao Xi. If we can't sleep in the same nest in the end, I will come here and chop you into eight pieces. Take all your incense money and burn this temple down! Do you understand?"

There was silence all around.

Yu Sinian: "If you don't speak, you are acquiescing. You are wise."

He turned around and went out, then came back and took away the two dates on the confession, "Thank you for wishing us a happy marriage. I accept the gift."

Yu Zheng, who went out to peek in the middle of the night because he was worried about his son's mental state: "..."

When the people walked away, Uncle Liu coughed lightly.

"Ahem, master, think on the bright side, at least the young master is not out to steal anything."

"Yes." Yu Zheng was heartbroken, "He is openly robbing us."

The phone vibrated suddenly. Yu Zheng glanced at it and his expression suddenly darkened.

*

In Kimura, Qiao Xi led a group of people into the village chief's house.

They ate the village chief's bacon and packed away the village chief's cured pig's trotters, sausages, pickled fish, rice wine, and salted duck eggs. When they came out, Cheng Xi held two chickens in his hands.

"This is a free-range chicken!" Cheng Xi was excited. "It is fed purely with grains and has never eaten a morsel of feed!"

Cheng Dong: "How do you know?"

"Listen!" Cheng Xi turned around.

Inside, there was a sound of wailing.

While crying, the village chief counted the lives of these two chickens, including but not limited to the mountain where they were fed, their growth trajectory, and their original plans for mourning after death.

Cheng Dong immediately hugged the chicken tightly.

Shao Yu was scolded so much that he didn't even eat dinner, and all the meat for the next seven days was looted!

He sat in despair, his face full of grief: "It's all gone, it's all gone..."

The village chief even chased her out, not daring to scold Qiao Xi, and declared war on Grandma Da Zhuang: "Lian Huazhi! Just wait for me in tomorrow's game!"

"Just wait!" Grandma Da Zhuang shouted back.

Village Chief: "Don't forget, your family heirloom is still with me! It depends on whether you have the ability to take it back!"

Grandma Da Zhuang’s expression changed.

Qiao Xi asked: "What family heirloom?"

Grandma Da Zhuang was so angry that her face turned red and her legs trembled.

Da Zhuang explained: "Last year, grandma impulsively entered the family heirloom into the competition. As a result, the turtle grandson cheated us. Grandma was angry about this for a whole year. This year Kimura invited many experts to come over and changed the competition system. , this year’s Five Village Competition, if we don’t get No. 1, everything will completely belong to Kimura.”

As soon as she finished speaking, Grandma Da Zhuang turned around and yelled.

"You old man, stop spouting shit here! Be careful, I'll find out about you and Widow Wang! We'll see, if you have the ability, don't ask for foreign aid! You're just a guy with a protruding ass and a yellow mind, How many kilograms of rice can you carry in your hands? Not even a wandering cow can look down on something with a rotten crotch!"

[Grandma, is there a possibility that you have already exposed it? ? ? 】

[The face of the village chief, the color of nature]

[A good guy scolds four people in one sentence, and the most innocent one is a cow]

Village Chief Shi suppressed his blush and said, "You, you, you...if you have the ability, please ask for foreign help!"

"Can we ask for foreign aid?" Qiao Xi interrupted.

Da Zhuang nodded: "Of course."

"That's it..." Qiao Xi raised her hand obediently and blinked, "Then I'll apply to join. I'll be Xicun's foreign aid."

"I'll join too."

A hand is raised.

The young master's face was panting under the moonlight, with an innocent smile and a date in his mouth.

He stuffed another jujube into Qiao Xi's mouth and raised his hand higher, "We will be very obedient! We will never disrupt the game or confuse right and wrong!"

Qiao Xi continued: "I won't stir up trouble, put the enemy to death, and kill them all."