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Chapter 200 Are you doing hair removal at such a young age?
The whole team rushed to the fields.
As soon as I arrived, I saw a green patch of land extending into the distance on the edge of the field - it had obviously been sown, and the area was quite large.
The teammate said: "Our field has been sown for an acre, and we don't know when they came to do it! It was so fast!"
"Impossible." Wang Kai said immediately, "I asked, Qiao Xi stayed at Ergou's house early in the morning and never came out. Could it be cheating? It was agreed at that time that her teammates could not interfere, but she could only She planted all the land herself! No, I have to tell Brother Yu to go... By the way, where is Brother Yu? "
"I don't know, I didn't see Brother Yu so early in the morning!"
Everyone looked at each other in shock, and finally decided to stay by the field ridge, absolutely not giving Qiao Xi a chance to cheat!
On the other side, Qiao Xi was full and took Yu Sinian out to eat.
Qiao Xi walked in front with dogtail grass in her mouth and a grass ring on her head: "Take a hundred steps after dinner and live to be 99. Every year, we must lead young people well, what do you think?"
Yu Sinian nodded fiercely: "Yes!"
[I understand the truth, so why are you walking on the roof? ? ? 】
[This is also called walking?This is fucking called crawling!They are definitely going to do something bad! 】
【Nian Zai is back!Nian Zai, stop messing with her!My brain was already abnormal, but this time it’s even more fucked up]
[Laughing to death, can Nian Zai come back?Look at his expression, I would believe him if he said he was reading the wedding vows]
[If I remember correctly, this should be Shao Yu’s room down here, right?Damn it, what are they going to do? ! 】
[I don’t care, the lovers are wearing straw rings, is it still far from getting married? 】
On the roof, the two stopped at a skylight.
As soon as the head was touched, the thief's eyes darted around.
Looking through the skylight, Shao Yu was wailing under the quilt.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy!"
He ran out all night last night. He didn't know why, rushed to the field and started planting. He planted all night long!
what is going on!Why does he have an urge to work? !Why do these hands just want to pick up a hoe? !More importantly, why would he help Qiao Xi? ! ! !
No, we can't go on like this!
"Xiaohui! Tie me up!" Shao Yu yelled.
Teammate who was called:? ? ?
Shao Yu: "Hurry! Tie me to the bed! Tie me tight! Don't let go! Hurry!"
Xiaohui stepped back repeatedly: "This, this, this... Brother Yu, I, I, I... I'm sorry, I really don't like this..."
"Do not talk nonsense!"
Xiao Hui was about to cry but had no tears, so he could only tie him up with tears in his eyes, and then said: "Brother Yu, wait, I will call Wang Kai over!"
【What do you mean?Is this what Wang Kai is good at? ? ? 】
[Yo yo yo yo yo, call Wang Kai over here!What is your team doing?Collective colander?Big leak? 】
[Laughing to death, the melon-eating team is in place immediately, follow Sister Xi, there will be no shortage of melons]
The door is closed.
Shao Yu couldn't move and finally felt comfortable.
However, there was a sudden flash in front of his eyes, and a hanging rope bounced down.
Shao Yu:?
The next second, Qiao Xi slipped down gracefully and stopped in front of him, smiling mysteriously.
Shao Yu:! ! !
"How did you get in here!"
"Yuzi, do you like working?" He flashed his eight white teeth.
[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
As soon as Shao Yu heard the word "labor", his blood surged and his eyes lit up!
He squirmed uncontrollably: "Love!"
Qiao Xi turned around gracefully: "Want to plow the land?"
"Think!...Bah, I don't want to, I don't want to! Get out! This is my room!!! What scissors are you taking?! Qiao Xi, I'm warning you, don't touch me, you..."
The big scissors swayed in the air, making a large S-shaped movement, and stopped in the middle of Shao Yu's butt crack.
Shao Yu: "Get away! Get away!"
Click.
The rope fell down.
"Go and run to the land you love most." Qiao Xi waved his hand.
A few seconds later, Shao Yu screamed and flew towards the edge of the field.
Cuihua's mother, who came back from harvesting rice, broadcast live: "Oh, you don't know! There is a young man farming in the next village who is crazy. He wears a Kuchazi and does it right there! Even a few cows can't hold it back. !”
The big, hard-of-hearing grandma suddenly stood up: "What the fuck?! Wearing a kuchazi and having sex with a cow??!! That's incredible! Whose cow is this?"
"It's from Ergou's family. Ergou's brother is letting it go recently!"
Grandma Da Zhuang almost pouted: "What???!!! Didn't you even let Ergou's brother go?!!!"
She jumped up and slapped her thighs: "Ouch! In broad daylight! Immoral! Big and strong! Big and strong!"
Da Zhuang pulled Aunt Zhao back.
Grandma Da Zhuang kicked his butt, "Stop falling in love and take me to see the world! Quick, quick, quick!"
On this day, Xu Liu did not go out, but received a mountain of supplements from his neighbors.
hospital.
Qiao Yuyi has already unbuttoned the third button.
Li Cheng's face turned purple and he roared and struggled.
"Are you crazy?! I have someone I like!"
Qiao Yuyi didn't stop: "I know, but Aunt Zhao is already married."
Li Cheng:? ? ? ! ! !
"You, you..." He spoke incoherently, veins popping out, "Get off here!"
"Get him, fuck him, fuck him, take things by force, twist melon literature, isn't this what you like? Oh yes, now is the hard-to-get thing you said?"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Why did you make him..."
After he finished speaking, Li Cheng suddenly turned pale and his lips trembled.
Looking up again, he saw Qiao Yuyi's approaching smile.
She raised his chin with one hand: "Stop struggling. Even if you scream until your throat breaks, no one will come to save you today!"
"Shh-"
The collar was suddenly torn open!
Li Cheng:! ! !
The next second, Qiao Yuyi's smile froze and she thrust her head.
"No Li Cheng, you are so young and you do hair removal???!!!"
When Qiao Xi received Qiao Yuyi's call, she was about to rush to Lu's house to have dinner.When the Lu family heard about Qiao Xi's entry into the village, they immediately ended the big order in their hands and hurried back to the village. They informed Qiao Xi that they could drag their family to live in the mountains because "we brought back a lot of vegetables from outside. Can’t finish it”.
Qiao Xi packed her luggage and Yu Sinian on the spot and went up the mountain overnight, reading Qiao Yuyi's text messages while walking.
[Qiao Yuyi]: "I'm back, let's meet up with the Lu family."
"Ah, you're back now? So soon?" The young master sighed from behind, then suddenly took out a handful of medical records and frantically flipped through the live broadcast camera.
"Fortunately, I carry his medical records with me. Let me see what illness he has? This one is stomach disease... This one is neurasthenia... This one is rabies, no, manic state... This one is intestinal The microscopic examination sheet... also includes kidney deficiency and spleen deficiency..."
He looked up from a handful of medical records and made a diagnosis on the live footage: "Brother, you may have kidney deficiency. Take good supplements. Don't be in a hurry about recording the show. I will help you make up for the footage you lost."
He turned to Qiao Xi and said, "Brother is weak. Unlike me, I can breathe all night without stopping. Xixi, you know. Oh, by the way, Xixi, you won't look down on my brother from now on, right?"
Qiao Xi asked Xiao 6: "You really can't kill him?"
Little 6: "I want to, but I really can't."
[Another day of pity for Mr. Li, you said you messed with someone, but you messed with these two]
[Where did the list of kidney deficiency come from!Yu Sinian got a cold sheet, don't think I can't see it! 】
[No, this thing carries Li Cheng’s medical records with him? ? ?Mr. Li, you won’t even kill me? ? ? 】
In the ward, He Xuefang held her hands and feet and tried to rush out.
"I'm going to kill him!!!" Li Cheng roared.
"Don't be angry. If you could kill me, I would have killed you." He Xuefang advised him, "Don't bother, he and Qiao Xi are both difficult to kill."
While talking, Qiao Yuyi appeared in the camera.
Li Cheng stiffened.
Then he suddenly jumped up and turned off the live broadcast.
Brook Village.
Qiao Xi stopped after listening to Qiao Yuyi's description.
"You just said that some killer did some hair removal on Li Cheng, causing him to lose 90.00% of his manliness, so you came back without any interest?"
As soon as I arrived, I saw a green patch of land extending into the distance on the edge of the field - it had obviously been sown, and the area was quite large.
The teammate said: "Our field has been sown for an acre, and we don't know when they came to do it! It was so fast!"
"Impossible." Wang Kai said immediately, "I asked, Qiao Xi stayed at Ergou's house early in the morning and never came out. Could it be cheating? It was agreed at that time that her teammates could not interfere, but she could only She planted all the land herself! No, I have to tell Brother Yu to go... By the way, where is Brother Yu? "
"I don't know, I didn't see Brother Yu so early in the morning!"
Everyone looked at each other in shock, and finally decided to stay by the field ridge, absolutely not giving Qiao Xi a chance to cheat!
On the other side, Qiao Xi was full and took Yu Sinian out to eat.
Qiao Xi walked in front with dogtail grass in her mouth and a grass ring on her head: "Take a hundred steps after dinner and live to be 99. Every year, we must lead young people well, what do you think?"
Yu Sinian nodded fiercely: "Yes!"
[I understand the truth, so why are you walking on the roof? ? ? 】
[This is also called walking?This is fucking called crawling!They are definitely going to do something bad! 】
【Nian Zai is back!Nian Zai, stop messing with her!My brain was already abnormal, but this time it’s even more fucked up]
[Laughing to death, can Nian Zai come back?Look at his expression, I would believe him if he said he was reading the wedding vows]
[If I remember correctly, this should be Shao Yu’s room down here, right?Damn it, what are they going to do? ! 】
[I don’t care, the lovers are wearing straw rings, is it still far from getting married? 】
On the roof, the two stopped at a skylight.
As soon as the head was touched, the thief's eyes darted around.
Looking through the skylight, Shao Yu was wailing under the quilt.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy!"
He ran out all night last night. He didn't know why, rushed to the field and started planting. He planted all night long!
what is going on!Why does he have an urge to work? !Why do these hands just want to pick up a hoe? !More importantly, why would he help Qiao Xi? ! ! !
No, we can't go on like this!
"Xiaohui! Tie me up!" Shao Yu yelled.
Teammate who was called:? ? ?
Shao Yu: "Hurry! Tie me to the bed! Tie me tight! Don't let go! Hurry!"
Xiaohui stepped back repeatedly: "This, this, this... Brother Yu, I, I, I... I'm sorry, I really don't like this..."
"Do not talk nonsense!"
Xiao Hui was about to cry but had no tears, so he could only tie him up with tears in his eyes, and then said: "Brother Yu, wait, I will call Wang Kai over!"
【What do you mean?Is this what Wang Kai is good at? ? ? 】
[Yo yo yo yo yo, call Wang Kai over here!What is your team doing?Collective colander?Big leak? 】
[Laughing to death, the melon-eating team is in place immediately, follow Sister Xi, there will be no shortage of melons]
The door is closed.
Shao Yu couldn't move and finally felt comfortable.
However, there was a sudden flash in front of his eyes, and a hanging rope bounced down.
Shao Yu:?
The next second, Qiao Xi slipped down gracefully and stopped in front of him, smiling mysteriously.
Shao Yu:! ! !
"How did you get in here!"
"Yuzi, do you like working?" He flashed his eight white teeth.
[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
As soon as Shao Yu heard the word "labor", his blood surged and his eyes lit up!
He squirmed uncontrollably: "Love!"
Qiao Xi turned around gracefully: "Want to plow the land?"
"Think!...Bah, I don't want to, I don't want to! Get out! This is my room!!! What scissors are you taking?! Qiao Xi, I'm warning you, don't touch me, you..."
The big scissors swayed in the air, making a large S-shaped movement, and stopped in the middle of Shao Yu's butt crack.
Shao Yu: "Get away! Get away!"
Click.
The rope fell down.
"Go and run to the land you love most." Qiao Xi waved his hand.
A few seconds later, Shao Yu screamed and flew towards the edge of the field.
Cuihua's mother, who came back from harvesting rice, broadcast live: "Oh, you don't know! There is a young man farming in the next village who is crazy. He wears a Kuchazi and does it right there! Even a few cows can't hold it back. !”
The big, hard-of-hearing grandma suddenly stood up: "What the fuck?! Wearing a kuchazi and having sex with a cow??!! That's incredible! Whose cow is this?"
"It's from Ergou's family. Ergou's brother is letting it go recently!"
Grandma Da Zhuang almost pouted: "What???!!! Didn't you even let Ergou's brother go?!!!"
She jumped up and slapped her thighs: "Ouch! In broad daylight! Immoral! Big and strong! Big and strong!"
Da Zhuang pulled Aunt Zhao back.
Grandma Da Zhuang kicked his butt, "Stop falling in love and take me to see the world! Quick, quick, quick!"
On this day, Xu Liu did not go out, but received a mountain of supplements from his neighbors.
hospital.
Qiao Yuyi has already unbuttoned the third button.
Li Cheng's face turned purple and he roared and struggled.
"Are you crazy?! I have someone I like!"
Qiao Yuyi didn't stop: "I know, but Aunt Zhao is already married."
Li Cheng:? ? ? ! ! !
"You, you..." He spoke incoherently, veins popping out, "Get off here!"
"Get him, fuck him, fuck him, take things by force, twist melon literature, isn't this what you like? Oh yes, now is the hard-to-get thing you said?"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Why did you make him..."
After he finished speaking, Li Cheng suddenly turned pale and his lips trembled.
Looking up again, he saw Qiao Yuyi's approaching smile.
She raised his chin with one hand: "Stop struggling. Even if you scream until your throat breaks, no one will come to save you today!"
"Shh-"
The collar was suddenly torn open!
Li Cheng:! ! !
The next second, Qiao Yuyi's smile froze and she thrust her head.
"No Li Cheng, you are so young and you do hair removal???!!!"
When Qiao Xi received Qiao Yuyi's call, she was about to rush to Lu's house to have dinner.When the Lu family heard about Qiao Xi's entry into the village, they immediately ended the big order in their hands and hurried back to the village. They informed Qiao Xi that they could drag their family to live in the mountains because "we brought back a lot of vegetables from outside. Can’t finish it”.
Qiao Xi packed her luggage and Yu Sinian on the spot and went up the mountain overnight, reading Qiao Yuyi's text messages while walking.
[Qiao Yuyi]: "I'm back, let's meet up with the Lu family."
"Ah, you're back now? So soon?" The young master sighed from behind, then suddenly took out a handful of medical records and frantically flipped through the live broadcast camera.
"Fortunately, I carry his medical records with me. Let me see what illness he has? This one is stomach disease... This one is neurasthenia... This one is rabies, no, manic state... This one is intestinal The microscopic examination sheet... also includes kidney deficiency and spleen deficiency..."
He looked up from a handful of medical records and made a diagnosis on the live footage: "Brother, you may have kidney deficiency. Take good supplements. Don't be in a hurry about recording the show. I will help you make up for the footage you lost."
He turned to Qiao Xi and said, "Brother is weak. Unlike me, I can breathe all night without stopping. Xixi, you know. Oh, by the way, Xixi, you won't look down on my brother from now on, right?"
Qiao Xi asked Xiao 6: "You really can't kill him?"
Little 6: "I want to, but I really can't."
[Another day of pity for Mr. Li, you said you messed with someone, but you messed with these two]
[Where did the list of kidney deficiency come from!Yu Sinian got a cold sheet, don't think I can't see it! 】
[No, this thing carries Li Cheng’s medical records with him? ? ?Mr. Li, you won’t even kill me? ? ? 】
In the ward, He Xuefang held her hands and feet and tried to rush out.
"I'm going to kill him!!!" Li Cheng roared.
"Don't be angry. If you could kill me, I would have killed you." He Xuefang advised him, "Don't bother, he and Qiao Xi are both difficult to kill."
While talking, Qiao Yuyi appeared in the camera.
Li Cheng stiffened.
Then he suddenly jumped up and turned off the live broadcast.
Brook Village.
Qiao Xi stopped after listening to Qiao Yuyi's description.
"You just said that some killer did some hair removal on Li Cheng, causing him to lose 90.00% of his manliness, so you came back without any interest?"
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