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Chapter 2 She Bared Her Big Teeth, and Heshan Smiled
A few seconds later, the audience exploded!
"Are you crazy, Qiao Xi!" Olan screamed.
"Are you kidding me?" Qiao Xi lazily leaned against the tree, "You're not crazy, how could I be crazy first."
Xiao Lu yelled: "I just forced you to tell the truth! You gave too much!!!! It's over, it's over, it's over, this plot is over!"
[Fuck, shit, shit!Have I witnessed a milestone in the history of variety shows? ? ? 】
【What nonsense is she talking about! ! ! 】
[Family, those who have noses and eyes, look at other people's reactions, I feel like me! ! 】
[Hehehe, so this can be considered breaking news?Are you all burned out? 】
【666666666666666666666666】
【99999999999999999】
At the same time, the shock value that was being refreshed crazily also refreshed Xiao 6's three views.
[Shock value +100]
[Shock value +200]
……
【Ding!The system breaks through level 2! 】
【Ding!The system breaks through level 3! 】
【Ding!The system breaks through level 10! 】
The sound of equipment exploding kept ringing!
[The host has acquired the national dialect! 】
[Host gets whitening pill*1]
[The host gets Dali Pill*1]
[The host gains beauty +10]
[The host gets a toolkit! 】
Little 6: "..."
It took only 10 minutes to bind this host, and the system was already level 10? ? ?
It's only one hundred levels in total! !
The director rushed forward.
"I'm really sorry! Audiences, it's because we didn't adjust the guest's conflict well, the two of them are having a tantrum..."
"Director Jin said this, what emotions can I have?" Qiao Xi shook his head, "Yi Huai refused to be touched by your butt, and was replaced today. He has no emotions, so what emotions can I have."
Director Jin yelled: "Qiao Xi! If you go crazy again, I can only let you download it!"
Several staff rushed up to catch Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi quickly jumped up the tree!
The mouth is not idle yet.
"Yo, dare to do it but dare not say it? You are like choosing a concubine every night. You have more pet peeves than the few hairs on the top of your head, and your dark circles are almost falling to your groin. Stop sex, Xiao Jin!"
Jin Ping's inverted triangular eyes were about to stare into square triangles, and she roared angrily, "Catch her! Get off! Come!"
All chaos.
Qiao Xi is still beeping, whoever catches her will be the one she blasts.
Even the female cat in the assistant director's house had a litter of five treasures this year, and it was revealed that it was a male cat in the director's house.
In the end, no one dared to step forward again, Qiao Xi just slid down from the tree, wearing a bunch of newly woven leaf hats on his head, bared his big teeth, and smiled kindly at the director team.
The whole director team: "..."
Go crazy.
Director Jin tried his best to maintain order: "This year's artists are really naughty... Now, let's proceed to the next process!"
No matter what, it's not too late to settle the matter with her after the incident!
[Good guy, I did the math, she has blown up 18 artists in total!Including all guests present!Qiao Xi, you have a sad day! 】
[It's so disgusting, this woman is making pornographic rumors! 】
[Also say that other people are nympho?Qiao Xi, I saw the men in the circle wanting to pounce on them, do you want me to help you remember? 】
[The last time I made a phone call in a variety show to reveal that I was raising fish, it's not over yet!Does the Internet have a memory? 】
[Rotten crotch, bus, ex! 】
Director Jin quickly assigned the task.
"The director team will give everyone a simple map, please go to the places you need to work in order."
The assistant director threw a tattered map to Qiao Xi, "This is yours, you are the captain."
The team leader is naturally the most tiring for this kind of program. Director Jin did this on purpose to make Qiao Xi complain.
As long as she speaks, it will naturally be edited into a hot topic in the later stage!
However, Qiao Xi took the map, glanced at it and said, "Okay."
Then he folded the map in two or three strokes, tucked it into the elastic band of his trousers, and snapped it shut.
Everyone: "..."
This is a female star... right?
I saw the old age music thermal underwear she was wearing just now!It's still red!
Director Jin sneered and was not in a hurry.
The days ahead are long, and she doesn't believe that Qiao Xi will be able to keep her feet under the high-intensity beating in the future, so let her pretend now.
"The captain, please start drawing lots to select the team members. Each captain leads three members to complete the task. This task is related to the luxury of the dinner. Please actively participate!"
A jar was handed to Qiao Xi.
She shook it, and three sticks fell out.
——Zhou Ninghuan, Ye Sisi, Yu Sinian.
Zhou Ninghuan knew her well. She was one of the contract boyfriends of the original owner. On the surface, he was sweet and wolfish, but in private, he could lie down or lie down, with double plugs in the world.
Later, when the bond was untied, Zhou Ninghuan's team even gave her a hand, and took the lead in publishing a public relations article implying that she had cheated, which made Qiao Xi's already notorious reputation worse, and finally caused an ugly mess.
The latter two names, of course, are the heroine in the book and her task object.
Qiao Xi was very satisfied with this arrangement.
"Brother Nian is here!" Someone suddenly shouted.
Qiao Xi followed everyone's gaze and turned her head.
Several staff members clustered together, and the opened umbrella covered most of the boy's facial features.
He walks slowly and lazily, even if only the arc of his chin is exposed, he can see a trace of bright red lips, and his complexion is somewhat sickly white, under the dazzling sunlight, it looks like a grand and blatant seduction.
As expected of the villain that the author spent a lot of time describing, he could kill people with his beauty.
"Teacher Yu, please drink water!" A staff member bumped into him on purpose.
The black umbrella was knocked open, and the mineral water hit Yu Sinian directly, and the water droplets scattered in all directions.
In an instant, those eyes full of spring water appeared in everyone's sight, and the shirt was soaked, revealing the looming chest muscles.
The sound of gasping sounded one after another!
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going crazy!scream!Twisted Crawl! 】
[Yu cub, Yu cub!Mama's cub! ! ! 】
[What is the top-level comic feeling!This is called the top-level sense of tearing comics!The face is in the mountains and rivers! 】
[Relying on this staff member is intentional!Is the water poured directly on it? ! 】
[Too unprofessional!It's not a trip, how could you drop your hand and hit someone? ! 】
Director Jin scolded: "What did you do! Apologize to Teacher Yu!"
A strange color flashed in her eyes - this "accidental" splashing of water was also arranged in advance.
A variety show always has some out-of-the-box scenes. Since she has invited Yu Sinian, of course she must make the best use of everything to make the variety show more topical.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Teacher Yu, I didn't mean it!"
The staff remembered Director Jin's instructions, as long as he was pitiful enough, Yu Sinian would not be so stupid as to find fault on the spot.After all, he is a celebrity, and his words and deeds are watched by others. Ordinary people can get angry and quarrel, and if they put it on him, they are playing big cards!
"I was too careless!" The staff knelt down to shine his shoes, "I'm really sorry..."
"It's ok."
——A voice as warm as a spring breeze came.
The staff pursed their lips.
It worked!
In the next second, cold water poured directly from the top of his head!
staff member:?
He raised his head in bewilderment, and saw Yu Sinian's knuckle-boned hands were holding the bottle, his smiling eyes crooked: "Anyway, I'll pour it back."
After speaking, he raised his hand and threw away the mineral water bottle.
"boom!"
——The bottle was thrown on Director Jin's face.
"Are you crazy, Qiao Xi!" Olan screamed.
"Are you kidding me?" Qiao Xi lazily leaned against the tree, "You're not crazy, how could I be crazy first."
Xiao Lu yelled: "I just forced you to tell the truth! You gave too much!!!! It's over, it's over, it's over, this plot is over!"
[Fuck, shit, shit!Have I witnessed a milestone in the history of variety shows? ? ? 】
【What nonsense is she talking about! ! ! 】
[Family, those who have noses and eyes, look at other people's reactions, I feel like me! ! 】
[Hehehe, so this can be considered breaking news?Are you all burned out? 】
【666666666666666666666666】
【99999999999999999】
At the same time, the shock value that was being refreshed crazily also refreshed Xiao 6's three views.
[Shock value +100]
[Shock value +200]
……
【Ding!The system breaks through level 2! 】
【Ding!The system breaks through level 3! 】
【Ding!The system breaks through level 10! 】
The sound of equipment exploding kept ringing!
[The host has acquired the national dialect! 】
[Host gets whitening pill*1]
[The host gets Dali Pill*1]
[The host gains beauty +10]
[The host gets a toolkit! 】
Little 6: "..."
It took only 10 minutes to bind this host, and the system was already level 10? ? ?
It's only one hundred levels in total! !
The director rushed forward.
"I'm really sorry! Audiences, it's because we didn't adjust the guest's conflict well, the two of them are having a tantrum..."
"Director Jin said this, what emotions can I have?" Qiao Xi shook his head, "Yi Huai refused to be touched by your butt, and was replaced today. He has no emotions, so what emotions can I have."
Director Jin yelled: "Qiao Xi! If you go crazy again, I can only let you download it!"
Several staff rushed up to catch Qiao Xi.
Qiao Xi quickly jumped up the tree!
The mouth is not idle yet.
"Yo, dare to do it but dare not say it? You are like choosing a concubine every night. You have more pet peeves than the few hairs on the top of your head, and your dark circles are almost falling to your groin. Stop sex, Xiao Jin!"
Jin Ping's inverted triangular eyes were about to stare into square triangles, and she roared angrily, "Catch her! Get off! Come!"
All chaos.
Qiao Xi is still beeping, whoever catches her will be the one she blasts.
Even the female cat in the assistant director's house had a litter of five treasures this year, and it was revealed that it was a male cat in the director's house.
In the end, no one dared to step forward again, Qiao Xi just slid down from the tree, wearing a bunch of newly woven leaf hats on his head, bared his big teeth, and smiled kindly at the director team.
The whole director team: "..."
Go crazy.
Director Jin tried his best to maintain order: "This year's artists are really naughty... Now, let's proceed to the next process!"
No matter what, it's not too late to settle the matter with her after the incident!
[Good guy, I did the math, she has blown up 18 artists in total!Including all guests present!Qiao Xi, you have a sad day! 】
[It's so disgusting, this woman is making pornographic rumors! 】
[Also say that other people are nympho?Qiao Xi, I saw the men in the circle wanting to pounce on them, do you want me to help you remember? 】
[The last time I made a phone call in a variety show to reveal that I was raising fish, it's not over yet!Does the Internet have a memory? 】
[Rotten crotch, bus, ex! 】
Director Jin quickly assigned the task.
"The director team will give everyone a simple map, please go to the places you need to work in order."
The assistant director threw a tattered map to Qiao Xi, "This is yours, you are the captain."
The team leader is naturally the most tiring for this kind of program. Director Jin did this on purpose to make Qiao Xi complain.
As long as she speaks, it will naturally be edited into a hot topic in the later stage!
However, Qiao Xi took the map, glanced at it and said, "Okay."
Then he folded the map in two or three strokes, tucked it into the elastic band of his trousers, and snapped it shut.
Everyone: "..."
This is a female star... right?
I saw the old age music thermal underwear she was wearing just now!It's still red!
Director Jin sneered and was not in a hurry.
The days ahead are long, and she doesn't believe that Qiao Xi will be able to keep her feet under the high-intensity beating in the future, so let her pretend now.
"The captain, please start drawing lots to select the team members. Each captain leads three members to complete the task. This task is related to the luxury of the dinner. Please actively participate!"
A jar was handed to Qiao Xi.
She shook it, and three sticks fell out.
——Zhou Ninghuan, Ye Sisi, Yu Sinian.
Zhou Ninghuan knew her well. She was one of the contract boyfriends of the original owner. On the surface, he was sweet and wolfish, but in private, he could lie down or lie down, with double plugs in the world.
Later, when the bond was untied, Zhou Ninghuan's team even gave her a hand, and took the lead in publishing a public relations article implying that she had cheated, which made Qiao Xi's already notorious reputation worse, and finally caused an ugly mess.
The latter two names, of course, are the heroine in the book and her task object.
Qiao Xi was very satisfied with this arrangement.
"Brother Nian is here!" Someone suddenly shouted.
Qiao Xi followed everyone's gaze and turned her head.
Several staff members clustered together, and the opened umbrella covered most of the boy's facial features.
He walks slowly and lazily, even if only the arc of his chin is exposed, he can see a trace of bright red lips, and his complexion is somewhat sickly white, under the dazzling sunlight, it looks like a grand and blatant seduction.
As expected of the villain that the author spent a lot of time describing, he could kill people with his beauty.
"Teacher Yu, please drink water!" A staff member bumped into him on purpose.
The black umbrella was knocked open, and the mineral water hit Yu Sinian directly, and the water droplets scattered in all directions.
In an instant, those eyes full of spring water appeared in everyone's sight, and the shirt was soaked, revealing the looming chest muscles.
The sound of gasping sounded one after another!
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going crazy!scream!Twisted Crawl! 】
[Yu cub, Yu cub!Mama's cub! ! ! 】
[What is the top-level comic feeling!This is called the top-level sense of tearing comics!The face is in the mountains and rivers! 】
[Relying on this staff member is intentional!Is the water poured directly on it? ! 】
[Too unprofessional!It's not a trip, how could you drop your hand and hit someone? ! 】
Director Jin scolded: "What did you do! Apologize to Teacher Yu!"
A strange color flashed in her eyes - this "accidental" splashing of water was also arranged in advance.
A variety show always has some out-of-the-box scenes. Since she has invited Yu Sinian, of course she must make the best use of everything to make the variety show more topical.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Teacher Yu, I didn't mean it!"
The staff remembered Director Jin's instructions, as long as he was pitiful enough, Yu Sinian would not be so stupid as to find fault on the spot.After all, he is a celebrity, and his words and deeds are watched by others. Ordinary people can get angry and quarrel, and if they put it on him, they are playing big cards!
"I was too careless!" The staff knelt down to shine his shoes, "I'm really sorry..."
"It's ok."
——A voice as warm as a spring breeze came.
The staff pursed their lips.
It worked!
In the next second, cold water poured directly from the top of his head!
staff member:?
He raised his head in bewilderment, and saw Yu Sinian's knuckle-boned hands were holding the bottle, his smiling eyes crooked: "Anyway, I'll pour it back."
After speaking, he raised his hand and threw away the mineral water bottle.
"boom!"
——The bottle was thrown on Director Jin's face.
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