Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

Outside the door, an npc slapped on the door.

Inside the car, a female voice on the radio uttered a question: "Please ask the guests in the car to look at the pictures and answer the questions. Answer time: 30 seconds."

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[At this moment, a college student falls silent]

[This question is simple and simple.Everyone knows the butterfly effect, right?Nothing to do with this]

[Maybe it has something to do with the Pythagorean theorem, wait a minute, I will ask my secretary to check]

【30 seconds!You really don't want anyone to answer this at all, do you? !Director Jiang, are you not afraid that Sister Xi will paint this picture on your face in a short while? 】

At this moment, Director Jiang crazily put a bulletproof vest on himself in front of the screen, and asked the assistant director: "How is it? Is it thick enough? Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian will come to the door later, what are the chances that I will survive?"

Assistant director: "I know I'm going to die, why are you looking for death?"

"You don't understand." Director Jiang shook his fingers inscrutablely, "Wealth and wealth are found in danger."

The assistant director wants to cry but has no tears.

You are begging, have you ever thought about me? !Those two ancestors were all from the Zhu Jiu Clan in revenge!I will suffer too! ! !

On the bus, Qiao Xi glanced at the title, and said bluntly, "I don't know."

As soon as the voice fell, the bus door opened in response!

The howling sound instantly resounded through the car!A dozen crooked npcs staggered up and rushed straight at Qiao Xi!

In an instant, everyone in the Yu family's yard was furious.

Mama Li: "Ah!"

Aunt Zhao: "Ah!"

Upstairs: "Ah!"

Everyone turned their heads instantly and looked towards the second floor:?

"what!"

Another scream.

This time, the scream came from an npc on the screen.

——Mo Niannian was just about to get close to Qiao Xi, when his buttocks were suddenly snapped off by something, and the gap in the middle was icy cold, and he was slapped hard from bottom to top!

"Drip, citizen card!"

Qiao Xi stood in front of the credit card machine, grinning, "I'm sorry, I forgot to swipe the card just now. You don't use coins in the car, and sooner or later you will belch. Don't forget the children in front of the screen."

Mo Niannian:? ? ? ! ! !

Her face was flushed red, and she stared at Qiao Xi with her buttocks covered.

what happened!What happened to that weird feeling just now!

Before she could think it through, the npc howled again!

"Oh! Who touched me!"

"Who hit me!"

"Olan, why are you poking me with the prosthesis?!"

"Josh escaped!"

With the last sound, everyone turned their heads suddenly, and saw the agile figure under the moonlight swinging out of the window!

Director Jiang immediately yelled: "Qiao Xi! The rules stipulate that you are not allowed to leave this car! Please immediately..."

He stopped.

Because Qiao Xi also stopped - on the top of the bus.

She sat cross-legged and said righteously: "Director Jiang, do you think I, Joe, are the kind of people who don't follow the rules?"

Director Jiang: "..."

【Director Jiang: I will kill Qiao Xi】

[Director Jiang: Die to me! 】

[This scene is still too small for Sister Xi after all]

Director Jiang gritted his teeth and wiped his sweat: "Don't worry, start the second plan immediately!"

Five minutes later, Qiao Xi lay on his side on the roof of the bus and ate watermelon.

I bought the watermelon from the grandma on the side of the road when I was passing by. Qiao Xi only said, "Add 500 yuan to the roof of the car", and the grandma left her elderly wife in an instant. The car flipped 360 degrees and landed tremblingly on the roof.

The colleagues at the roadside stall applauded vigorously: "Remove the highest score, remove the lowest score, full score!"

Grandma smiled evilly, put away the 500, turned around and jumped out of the car, hiding her achievements and fame.

Jiang Dao's eyes were about to split open: "Why hasn't the second plan come yet! What the fuck, I can't take it anymore! Hurry up! Hurry up! The second plan!"

"Here we come!" The assistant director shouted with red eyes.

At the same time, another bus slowly came into Qiao Xi's sight.

A body suddenly leaned out.

"Hee Hee! They touched me!"

Yu Sinian complained loudly, secretly kicked an NPC away, turned around and burst into tears again.

All car npc:? ? ?

touch you?touch you? ? ?Brother, do you call the fact that Bangbang gave us two punches a touch? !

Qiao Xi stopped eating the watermelon.

Director Jiang's sad voice came from the stereo: "Qiao Xi, you can't leave the bus, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure of the game!"

Hey, let's see how Qiao Xi chooses!

Choose Yu Si Nian, the game fails, but the highlights are full!

If you choose to stay in the car, CP fans will definitely make a fuss, and there will be another wave of enthusiasm!No loss no loss!

However, Qiao Xi took a bite of the watermelon and asked Yu Sinian, "Where is the director's team's car?"

The next second, the young master stretched out his hand from the car window and poked firmly in one direction.

5 minute later.

"Ow—"

The npcs of the two cars screamed in unison!

The bus was speeding on the boulevard, and Qiao Xi drove the bus straight towards the director's team.

Director Jiang screamed, the three hairs on the top of his head stood on end, he was grabbed by Qiao Xi and dragged into the car!

The assistant director was dragged into another car by Yu Sinian!

Then it's fast!Speed ​​and passion!Tires on fire!Destroy the whole car!

Director Jiang cried: "I was wrong! I was wrong!"

"Ah? How could the director be wrong? Of course I was wrong."

Qiao Xi bared her eight teeth, then turned around and made another 180-degree twist!

【DiDi Hearse, Escorting You】

[I understand, what is the new dedicated line for the crematorium? 】

[6, Rushi 6 hahahaha!I knew Director Jiang would suffer retribution, but I didn't expect it to come so soon]

Director Jiang: "Ugh... ancestor! Boss! Daddy! I was wrong, change the rules! I will change the rules immediately!"

"That's not good?"

Qiao Xi looked embarrassed, and pushed her hand!

The hearse climbed up the wall and jumped eight steps in a row!

"what!!!!"

Director Jiang hugged Qiao Xi's leg, and the last three hairs fell off.

"It's nothing bad! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L!

Qiao Xi raised her eyebrows when she heard "Collect money to do things", and slowed down.

It was exactly what she thought.

Looking at the acquaintance's face in this npc, and looking at the secret room activities that were pulled in the middle of the night, I think Director Jiang can't think of such a complicated thing in his mind.

Qiao Xi looked at Director Jiang: "Do you agree to change the rules?"

Director Jiang burst into tears: "I agree!"

A few minutes later, the young master sat next to Qiao Xi with a satisfied face. The two of them held the director's team's loudspeaker and said to Director Jiang in the car: "You can get off the car if you answer correctly. Please listen to the questions with the whole director team." .”

Director team: "Listen!"

They listened attentively, and their faces were serious.

Qiao Xi: "It is known that Xiao Ming is 185cm tall and weighs 60kg, may I ask..."

The director team suddenly breathed a sigh of relief!

It’s okay, okay, it’s not difficult to see this way!Sister Xi still has a conscience!They were really inhumans just now, to make things difficult for Sister Xi like this!

Qiao Xi: "Excuse me, does Xiao Ming have sensitive skin?"

All directors: Grass? ? ? ? ! ! ! !