Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

Little 6: "Got it! Take it to death, little stepson! Send the fart pill!"

"Volume - 100 decibels!"

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Over there, Li Cheng's face was flushed red, he looked back in disbelief, and then looked again.

Zhou Ninghuan covered his nose and trembled: "You, you, your fart..."

"It's not me!" Li Cheng subconsciously denied.

Zhou Ninghuan turned his hand and pointed at He Xuefang, "Then what is she..."

"I flew up by myself!" He Xuefang staggered up and took out all her mother's love to stand up for Li Cheng, "I have a physical disease! I can fly up when I'm frightened! That... that explosion just now was so loud, it scared me! No, Zhou Ninghuan, what expression do you have? You don’t believe it? What is it if it’s not an explosion? You don’t think it’s caused by our A Cheng! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

She laughed three times and stood directly behind Li Cheng.

"You still want to slander us, Ah Cheng, for farting! What kind of normal human will drive people away?! I think you are crazy! It's simply unreasonable..."

"Mom, go away!" Li Cheng's face suddenly changed.

He Xuefang:?

In the next second, Li Cheng pushed He Xuefang away.

This time he was on guard, the chrysanthemum was clamped wildly, and his legs ran towards the door with the fastest small steps in his life!

Come and feel it!Damn, I feel it again!

Aunt Zhao must have tampered with breakfast this morning!

You must hold on, even if Li Cheng died at the door, he couldn't be placed in the hall!

"Brother." The young master poked his head and stopped him, "What's wrong with you?"

"Go away!" Li Cheng put his legs together and gritted his teeth.

"Are you okay? You look miserable? Do you need my help..."

"I want you to shut up! Go away!!!"

He assaulted left and right, and Yu Sinian took strict precautions.

In the next second, an astonishing surge of gas suddenly rushed through his body!

He lowered his head tremblingly, and saw that his suit was about to be torn!The air mass bulged directly in the stomach!Then squeeze down, the track is clear!

No no no no no no no no!

He will die, he will die!Can't hold it anymore!Ahhhhh! ! !

Qiao Xi raised his arms and called out, "Everyone lie down!"

"Listen to the boss!" Zhou Ninghuan took the lead and fell down. Everyone didn't know why, but they all fell down together!

Ahead, Li Cheng directly reached the limit, his face turned purple!

The gas went through nine bends and eighteen bends, bounced back through the moist intestines, and finally broke through the confinement and went straight to the Bright Summit——

"boom!!!"

I saw that Li Cheng was pushed up into the air by the gas, and his whole body bounced for a while!

The cloth is swaying wildly in the air!

Everyone was bombarded with tinnitus, and only looked up in a daze after a while.

what happened?airdrop?bomb?blasting?

A few seconds later, everyone's eyes suddenly froze.

"Fuck!" Zhou Ninghuan choked himself.

——I saw Li Cheng holding the door in front of him, with his back to everyone, his upper body in a suit was straight, and he looked like a human being.

On the lower body, a hole with a raw edge flutters in the wind.

There are undulating peaks on both sides, and a line in the middle soars to the sky.

The whole place was silent.

After a few seconds, applause broke out.

"Wow." Qiao Xi led Yu Si Nian and applauded twice as fast.

He Xuefang's eyes went dark, and she passed out immediately!

That night, the news spread like wildfire and swept the capital daily.

【#shock!The high-end family banquet reveals the secrets of the rich!It turns out that even if you have a lot of money, you will inevitably have intestinal problems? 】

【#laugh!Lost the throne of president, and died in public!Since then, Young Master Li has shouldered the hump of life, where should he go? 】

【#Contemporary young people avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment, which will eventually lead to bitter fruit! 】

【#Why is the Department of Otorhinolaryngology of Beijing First Hospital crowded with wealthy families?What happened at the Yu family banquet? 】

【#Beijing police are investigating the loud noise incident in the suburbs of Beijing on the evening of the 18th. It is suspected that someone made a private bomb】

……

Liu Bo stood in front of Li Cheng's door, reading one by one.

Until there was a "bang" on the door.

"Get out!" Li Cheng roared angrily.

"Yes!" Uncle Liu went to get [-] from Yu Si Nian, and left happily.

Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong's eyes were red with jealousy, and they turned their heads to look at Qiao Xi expectantly, "Young Mistress, are you really not throwing away your phone? Throw one!"

Qiao Xi: "Get out!"

After breakfast, Yu Sinian put on his suit and went to work in the new company with Qiao Xi.

He Xuefang stared at the backs of the two of them, her eyes bursting with anger.

"Ding!"

The phone rang suddenly, it was an unfamiliar number.

After He Xuefang answered, there was a rustling sound from the opposite side, and she used a voice changer unabashedly: "Congratulations, you are today's No.1 lucky audience. You have been drawn to become our company's cooperation partner. If you are willing, please deduct 1."

"are you crazy!"

He Xuefang wanted to hang up, but she kept hanging up. The phone froze immediately. It bounced for a moment, and an interface appeared.

Her pupils shrank and her eyes widened.

In front of the gate of the Yu Group.

All the employees were waiting, waiting for the new president to take office, full of anticipation.

After all, they are no strangers to this new president who has provoked three times at the company's gate.

The car stopped, and Yu Sinian took a step with his long legs and got off first.

Then he moved elegantly and dignifiedly, and went around to the other side and opened the door on the left.

All staff: Wow!The young master opened the door himself!Is this how young mistresses are treated?

The next second, Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong suddenly turned their heads away without looking.

All staff: It is really beautiful!The personal bodyguard is so shy at a glance!

As the woman stood up, a head-mounted parasol slowly appeared in everyone's eyes.

Rainbow stripes, just the right size to cover the top of the head, with a black elastic band in the middle, firmly gripping that bright head.

All staff:? ? ?

"It's so hot, hurry up." Qiao Xi urged, "We can still eat cold noodles in time after the handover."

The secretary just came out: "Director Yu is waiting in the office!"

The two pushed the door open and went in, Yu Zheng turned from the other side of the boss's chair, Yu Sinian's eyes were hot from the sight of his whole body in a suit.

"Don't look, I've gained weight recently." Yu Zheng said contemptuously, "The size is wrong, even if you steal it, you won't be able to wear it."

Yu Sinian directly wrote disappointment into his eyes, and sighed.

Yu Zheng: "..."

Snapped!

A document was suddenly thrown over.

"Look." Yu Zheng said.

Qiao Xi picked it up first.

"Performance Achievement Agreement".

It stipulates in detail how many times Yu Sinian needs to increase his performance in the next quarter before he can be considered as having passed the internship period.

Yu Sinian looked at Yu Zheng, "I remember, you didn't show this to Li."

Yu Zheng frowned subconsciously, "Can he be the same as you? He has been exposed to these things since he was a child, and you..."

"Hey! Ha!" Qiao Xi practiced his fists against the air, stopped a round kick, wiped off his sweat, and smiled, "Sorry, my hands are itchy. Go on."

Yu Zheng: "..."

"What I mean is, you are more talented, but you also need a certain amount of experience." Yu Zheng said a euphemistic version after careful consideration of his words.

After going out, Yu Sinian kept his head down.

Qiao Xi looked back and saw that the document was almost dried up like seaweed by him.

Xiao Lu said: "Yu Zheng is a villain! A bowl of water is not fair! How could he treat his own son like this! Master, although the villain in parallel time and space has lived happily, the current villain has been abused for real Yes! I really don't know how he survived!"

Qiao Xi looked at him for a while, then stretched out his hand.

"Release." She patted Yu Sinian's hand and pulled out the document, "In a bad mood?"

"Ah."

The young master lowered his head slightly, and rested his forehead on her shoulder, "I should get used to it. In his eyes, Li Cheng is good at anything, even a fart by Li Cheng is delicious."

Qiao Xi: "It's hard to say anything else, it's not that Li Cheng never farted, he still knows whether it smells good or not."