Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

Xiao Lu's heart also rose to his throat.

Fuck!Really fell asleep? !

The next second, the sneaky little milk sounded: "Uncle Liu, hurry up, burn it all!"

Qiao Xi stepped forward for a moment:?

She poked her head, and that little snow-white hand was holding a branch and sticking it into a pair of pants, burning in a blazing paper pot!

Uncle Liu next to him was very anxious: "Young master! You you you...how did you steal the master's underwear! You even brought it here to burn!"

"I burned it for my mommy to see. She left early and has never seen such a big scene."

Speaking of the word "big", he waved his little hand in the air and made a big gesture.

In the next second, a roar came through the air!

"Yu Si Nian!"

Qiao Xi was startled and turned sideways to dodge an arrow shot in the back.

After a closer look, it wasn't the arrow, it was Yu Zheng.

Xiao Lu shouted: "Wow! How come the running posture is inherited!"

Over there, Yu Zheng and Yu Sinian have already started a fight for underwear!

One flees, one chases.

"Yu Si Nian! Give it back to me! Do you dare to burn one and try it!"

Before the words fell, the small body was running, and the lighter was lit up while running, "Mummy! Look! This is the first fishing net! Yoyo!"

Yu Zheng:! ! !

He gritted his teeth, stopped suddenly, turned around and took out his beautiful high p photo!

He burned it in the fire pit casually, and said with a sneer, "Do you think I will be unprepared?"

Fishing nets are just fishing nets. She said he has a good face, so she should be able to forgive her, right?

Yu Si Nian:! ! !

Qiao Xi bit the grass and applauded: "It's really a dangerous move, top-notch."

At this moment, the figure of the young master froze suddenly, and his big eyes stared in Qiao Xi's direction.

Then everyone followed his gaze.

Qiao Xi was thinking about how to break up his identity more naturally, when he heard the young master in front suddenly cry out.

"Aunt Qiao!"

He bumped into Qiao Xi's leg, grabbed her pant leg and climbed onto her!

She kept rubbing her head back and forth, "Aunt Qiao, why did you leave without saying hello! You have been away for three years! You are also thinking about the anniversary of Mommy's death, so come back to see her, right?"

Qiao Xi:?

Well, there is no need to find excuses now.

Five minutes later, Qiao Xi was brought to kneel in front of the grave by Yu Sinian.

Yu Sinian puffed out his chest, and solemnly introduced: "Mommy, this is Aunt Qiao, the person I wanted to marry since I was five years old!"

"Pfft——" Yu Zheng just took a sip of tea and sprayed it all up.

Yu Sinian didn't panic at all: "She is my hero! On the day you left, Li Cheng said that I don't have a mother, but Aunt Qiao stepped forward and fought bravely with her magic wand! Mommy, you will like her, Right?"

With the last sentence, the little guy's feet started to twist on the ground again.

Yu Zheng had a complicated face.

Qiao Xi folded his arms and squinted, his eyes moved from the top of his black head to his upturned buttocks, shooting up and down.

Xiao Lu whispered: "Master, the villain wasn't sleeping just now, so he shouldn't have crossed over together!"

"It's hard to say. He has the ability to disturb the whole world, and it's inevitable that the world won't give him some preferential treatment. In short, if he can't find out, he will be dealt with together!"

Little 6:!

Can you do this? !

On the way back in the car, Yu Zheng disagreed with Aunt Qiao's return to Yu's house, and Yu Sinian hugged his Aunt Qiao on the spot, staring at the enemy opposite.

The next second he turned his head and said, "Uncle Liu, drive to the supermarket, I want to buy a toilet seat."

Uncle Liu:! ! !

Qiao Xi looked at Little Bean Sprouts with encouraging eyes, which completely inspired his fighting spirit.

He poked his head out of the window and shouted to passers-by: "Do you have a toilet in your house? I have it in my house. There are several! Two on the first floor! Three on the second floor! On the third floor... there is one on my father's mouth!"

"Ouch!" Yu Zheng successfully vomited.

He raised his head to grab Yu Sinian's ear, Qiao Xi hugged him away on the spot, changed direction, and hugged him, "Mr. Yu, you can't hit children."

Yu Zheng:?

So last time Li Cheng's face was injured by himself?

He was so angry that he could only acquiesce in the end.

And that little bean sprouts, from the moment it was pressed onto Qiao Xi's chest, it was automatically switched to silent mode.

good, soft, good...

After getting out of the car, Qiao Xi felt that something was wrong, and turned him out to have a look.

A small drunken face with both nosebleeds dried up.

"Ouch! Young Master!!! What's going on!!!"

The servants screamed and rushed forward.

Outside the bathroom door.

Yu Sinian drove everyone away, preventing anyone from watching him take a bath.

Li's mother was in a hurry: "This is so good! Go out for a while, why are you still angry!"

"If you want to tell me, it's the master's fault." Aunt Zhao knocked on the sunflower seeds, "What's the matter with burning the underwear for the little baby? You have to care about our baby. You are so big, you don't have to be ashamed!"

Yu Zheng, who was only five meters away from her:?

Now that the servant speaks ill of the boss, is the real name required? !

The young master stayed inside for half an hour. Mama Li couldn't take it anymore and wanted to go in to have a look, but just as she was about to open the door, a heart-piercing roar came from inside: "Mama Li, don't come in!"

Aunt Zhao stepped forward: "Then Aunt Zhao?"

"No!"

"Then Liu Bojin?"

"No!"

After shouting around, everyone's eyes fell on Qiao Xi's face.

Qiao Xi was gnawing on the corn, he paused, and said vaguely: "Then Aunt Qiao?"

Suddenly there was no sound inside.

Everyone's eyes lit up!

"Aunt Qiao, come in! Aunt Qiao, come in!" Li Ma immediately pushed Qiao Xi in.

Qiao Xi handed half of the corn to Aunt Zhao and told her, "Keep it for me, I'll eat it when I come out."

She said, and went straight to the door.

At a glance, he saw the young master lying on the bathtub, steam was still coming from his ears.

As soon as you hear footsteps, just plop!Slid into the water!

With quick eyesight and quick hands, Qiao Xi fished him out.

Bean sprouts kicked: "Ahhhhh!"

Qiao Xi: "All right, all right, I'm closing my eyes! What are you shouting, it's not like I haven't seen it! Besides, what's so interesting about you little bean sprouts!"

Once wrapped in the towel, she carried him outside.

Yu Sinian wobbled in her arms, trying to refuse, but couldn't say it.

I heard "Aunt Qiao" just now, and they let Qiao Xi in without immediately rejecting her!

At the same time, Yu Sinian secretly heaved a sigh of relief as he reviewed everything that happened today.

Fortunately, before crossing over just now, he wondered if Xixi would secretly do something to him after falling asleep... so he pretended.

This anticipation saved his life.

At the same time, it also let him know that the human heart is sinister, and the person next to his pillow is the best among dogs.

Just as she was thinking angrily, Qiao Xi stopped suddenly.

She lowered her head and stared at her eyes: "You are only 8 years old, so you have such a strong sense of gender?"

Do you know you can't show it to women?

Yu Sinian opened his mouth and said: "Last time a female hooligan asked my father to show her, but my father didn't."

"Oh." Qiao Xi nodded, laughed suddenly, and put him on the sink.

Yu Sinian:!

"Then do you think I'm a female hooligan?" Qiao Xi asked.

Looking at him with innocent eyes, full of trust: "No."

"Ten points will be deducted for wrong answers." Qiao Xi said in a breathless manner, "Take it off, show me."

Yu Sinian:? ? ? ? ?

Little 6:! ! ! ! !

"Master!!! You you you..."

"What are you afraid of? I'll test him out. If he's a child, he'll be shy and shocked at most, but if it's our ancestor, how do you think he will react?"

Little 6: "It's hard to think... emmm, but I'm sure I'm going to die. Either hang myself, or jump off a building."

Qiao Xi: "No points for correct answers. Then let Aunt Qiao take a look. What is the answer to the mystery behind this issue of Approaching Science!"

After the words fell, the devil's claws directly extended to Xiaodouding!