Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

A few seconds later, a burst of crying broke out in the garden!

Qiao Xi withdrew his hand, continued to hold Nai Tuanzi's right hand, and punched him again!

"This trick is called - you don't have a father yet!"

"This trick is called—kid burps!"

"This trick is bringing the dead back to life! This trick is the puppy peeing! This trick is the old cow hanging himself!"

For a while, there were screams in the garden.

Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong's eyes widened, their heads were leaning together, their whole body trembling, their teeth chattering, and they said, "Then our trick is...to depend on each other?"

They watched Li Cheng being jerked up and down by that terrible auntie, and watched her slap the young master's ass on Li Cheng's face, and the ruthless ass still wrote a "slut" on Li Cheng's face out of thin air. Character.

Qiao Xi also asked, "Is there a fart? Let him smell his own mouth!"

Nai Tuanzi desperately burrowed into Qiao Xi's arms, stomping her short legs, "I didn't!"

"Cheng Xi, come here!" Qiao Xi shifted his target.

"Oh." Cheng Xi jumped down from the tree, squatted down and began to brew.

Li Cheng on the ground:? ? ?

He got up on all fours, "Mom! Mom!!"

Footsteps suddenly sounded, and He Xuefang and Yu Zheng came over and screamed!

Qiao Xi looked sideways.

Yu Zheng, who is 20 years younger, is a bit like the serious version of Yu Si Nian. His eyes are phoenix eyes, not as sparkling as Yu Si Nian. He is also a handsome young man.

"Who are you!" He Xuefang yelled, "What courage!"

Yu Zheng turned cold and stared at Yu Sinian.

"Who am I?" Qiao Xi hugged the young master and sat down, crossing her legs: "I am the Black Demon Fairy Xiaoyue."

As soon as the words fell, the gadget in his arms suddenly raised his head.

Qiao Xi pushed his head back and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, please take a look at this red thing in my hand..."

"Master!" Xiao Lu's teeth began to fight: "Calm down, calm down..."

"Calm down? Can't it interfere with our world?"

"That's what I said..."

"That's still a ball."

Little 6:! ! !

When Qiao Xi said this, it didn't mean that she didn't want to live anymore, it meant that she didn't want all the creatures on this earth to live anymore! ! !

He Xuefang yelled: "Isn't it just a toilet puncher! You, you crazy woman!"

"Hush." ​​Qiao Xi made a silent movement, bowed her head and tilted Yu Si Nian, "Honey, do you want to watch magic?"

Naituanzi's entire face turned red!Then nodded firmly.

In the next second, the toilet tool pointed sharply at the sky, "Gunara, the God of Darkness—Wuhu Lala—give me a kiss!"

She flung it!

"Ah!" He Xuefang yelled, and the toilet tool was directly on her mouth!

Cheng Dong Cheng Xi: "Wow!"

Little 6: "Ahhhh!"

Qiao Xi: "Use props, double-sided stickers!"

Just as Yu Zheng helped pull out He Xuefang's toilet splinter, their mouths were stuck together!

Yu Zheng:? ? ? ! ! !

He Xuefang:! ! ! ! !

"No no no!"

After 1 minute, the two of them finally unplugged, and they both yue out!

Qiao Xi waved lazily: "Use props, double-sided tape *3."

Yu Zheng's left foot was glued to He Xuefang's right foot, and his right foot was also glued to He Xuefang's left foot.

Raise your hands high and tie them together!

Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong hugged each other: "Oh~ the waltz of love!"

"What's going on!!" He Xuefang yelled while jumping up and down.

Qiao Xi patted her next to her with a toilet punch, "He Xuefang, clamp your throat, how can you relax if you want to seduce a widow? Where is your profession? Where is your sincerity? Where is your ambition?"

He Xuefang:! ! !

Where the hell is this madman!

Li Cheng cried and stepped forward, trying to separate the two.

"And you!" Qiao Xi slapped sharply, "Say what you said just now. Otherwise, my black magic of Xiaoyue will not let you go-let me tell you this, I will stick Cheng Xi's ass Forever on your face."

Cheng Xi blushed.

Li Cheng:! ! !

Li Cheng immediately yelled: "It's not me! My mother told me to say it! She said that as long as I said this, I wouldn't have to take finance class when I go home today!"

As he spoke, he repeated exactly what he said just now, and even added some content that he hadn't said just now.

He Xuefang: "..."

After Yu Zheng was stunned, his face turned livid, "You asked him to tell my son this?!"

"It's not Ah Zheng, you listen to my explanation!"

"Yeah, listen to me~" Qiao Xi writhed in a strange way, and finished He Xuefang's lines with a choked voice, "Children are ignorant, it's not what you think! I don't want to hook you up at all! Wearing red and green is purely to pay homage to your wife! The full makeup on my face was brought with me when I was born~ Don’t misunderstand me!”

He Xuefang: "..."

Yu Zheng: "..."

Only then did Yu Zheng start to look at her clothes and makeup, his face darkened.

The two immediately started fighting.

Satisfied that she had played enough, Qiao Xi hugged the young master and left.

The young master obediently lay on his shoulders, without saying a word.

Qiao Xi turned him over to look, and there was a smile on his face like a bean sprout.

Qiao Xi: "..."

Unlucky, why is it more mentally handicapped than growing up.

She pushed him back on her shoulders again, and at the same time, her stomach rumbled.

"Are you hungry?" The young master straightened up, fumbled around in his pocket, and found a stack of red RMB, "I have money, what would Xiaoyue want to eat?"

Qiao Xi smiled instantly and rolled his eyes, "Good boy."

Little 6: "You just said that people are mentally retarded..."

"Liu Zi, can you show some respect to the cash machine? Don't keep saying things like this."

Little 6: "..."

Holding the red banknotes, Qiao Xi randomly found a hamburger restaurant outside to have a big meal.

On the opposite side, Yu Sinian was lying on the table looking at her.

The black gem-like eyes looked up and down, and finally said: "How did you make them stick together?"

"Didn't I say it? Magic."

Yu Sinian: "I'm a child, not a fool."

"Yo." Qiao Xi smiled and said affectionately, "I almost misunderstood you if I didn't say it earlier."

Young Master: "..."

"Eat, seeing that you are so thin, do you usually not like to eat?" Qiao Xi asked.

"I often have no food to eat." Yu Sinian said, "The old... dad punished me and wouldn't let me eat."

Qiao Xi pondered.

Cheng Xi observed secretly: "Aunt Qiao seems to be distressed."

Cheng Dong: "I don't think Aunt Qiao is like a caring person, let alone someone who will hurt."

In the next second, Qiao Xi hammered the table and said, "If you don't eat, it will grow to 1.9 meters. If you eat, you can still eat it? Don't eat it. There are hormones in this burger, just let Aunt Qiao bear it alone."

After finishing speaking, take a breath of the storm!

The milk dumpling on the opposite side: "..."

Cheng Xi Cheng Dong: "..."

At this time, Xiao Lu said: "Master, you can only stay in this time and space for one day. There is an important plot tonight, that is, the villain was locked in a small dark room by his stepmother. The Yu family searched for it for five days, and it was Li Ma who went to see him." Watching kimchi in the basement, I found out that the villain is there. You can go and see this passage for yourself.”

Qiao Xi wiped her mouth: "OK."

Half an hour later, Qiao Xi, wearing a glove on his right hand, raised a mouse and said to Yu Sinian: "This thing is called a mouse, remember?"

"Ahhh!"

The little milk dumpling turned around and threw herself into her arms.

Josh:?

"Lu Zi, didn't you say that he had a shadow over the mice because he was locked up in a small dark room? Hasn't he been locked up yet?"

Little 6 was in despair: "I don't know."

Qiao Xi threw the mouse away, and said to Yu Sinian: "Anyway, there is nothing to be afraid of mice. In the future, when you meet a mouse, call Gunara the God of Darkness, and I will protect you in the dark. Don't be cowardly, go straight up , as long as the house is demolished, the mouse is designated to die, you know?"

Yu Sinian paused for a moment, then nodded obediently.

"Thank you, Satsuki!"

"You're welcome. Then show me your courage now. He Xuefang will come later. No matter what method you use, lock the mother and child in this small dark room. Can you do it?"

Milk Duanzi: "Yes!"

"Speak up! Not imposing enough!"

Together with the short legs, they saluted and shouted: "Yes!!!"

"Go."

An arrow less than one meter shot out.

Little 6: "..."

God, this parallel world is over.