Longevity: I am in the quiet garden, the sun and the moon

While speaking, Li Lizhi grabbed Xing Bang's ear, and made another 360-degree rotation in the opposite direction...

"Princess, your ears are really going to be ripped off by you!"

"Hmph, don't change it, let's see how many rounds you can get your ears off!"

Li Lizhi's unreasonable and unreasonable princess attributes are undoubtedly revealed, and she has no intention of stopping at all...

The "round" war jargon has come out!

"Princess, you should change one at least, and you can't grab this one's ear!"

Xing Bang couldn't remember how many back and forth, tears came out, it was really numb...

"Tell me, do you mean to tease the princess on purpose? If you admit it or not, or if you don't tell the truth, the princess will tear off your ears and use them for dinner!"

"Princess, ears don't taste good!"

"It's up to you, whether you admit it or not, or if you haven't recruited the princess truthfully."

"Okay, princess, can I recruit?"

"It's almost there!"

Li Lizhi finally let go...

Xing Bang let out a long sigh of relief. If he refuses to accept his softness, his ears will be ripped off. What's more, isn't it just to help the weak?

"Hey, princess, you are so angry, do you want me to say intentional or innocent?"

"You still dare to show me your wit?"

Xing Bang hurriedly covered his ears with both hands, and hurriedly said: "Calm down, princess, please calm down!"

"Okay, princess, I know I'm wrong, but, princess, I really can't blame me for it. It's also because the little eunuch who put the plate has no eyes, and the way he put it is just right. It's really too..."

"Still watching? I'll dig out the eyeballs for you!"

"Oh, sorry princess, subconscious, completely subconscious!"

Xing Bang quickly looked back, isn't this the reappearance of the involuntary memory?

"You and I…

Hmph, beating you, a brash little eunuch, is afraid of dirtying my princess's hands! "

Li Lizhi raised her hands, but she couldn't bear it subconsciously, and then put them down resentfully. It's really strange. She was inexplicably angry just now, but now she suddenly feels less angry.

If it was any other eunuch, he would have been slapped to death long ago, and I don't understand why he is so special in my heart?

There is Mrs. Fanghua's factor, and I appreciate his talent very much, but what I don't understand is, why don't you hate his perverted look?

Obviously he hates such a disciple, but...

Alas, it is incredible!

Xing Bang sees that it's almost done, and he's about to change his strategy again, just to make you unpredictable, the more unpredictable you are, the more you want to think about it, the more you think about it, the more you miss it...

"Princess, why do you use the word "sexy and bold?" I absolutely disagree with this point. Aren't beautiful things just to be admired?"

"For example, princess, you have the appearance of sinking fish and wild goose. Women can't help but look at them when they see it, let alone men. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with me admiring the beauty of the princess. It is completely human instinct!"

Xing Bang said in a serious manner, originally he didn't seem to be wretched at first sight, otherwise he would have made a big mouth early, at most he could only be said to be cynical, and he was still very relaxed and confident.

To put it bluntly, this is the combination of a man's true qualities and his own unique charm!

Li Lizhi frowned slightly. She is not an unreasonable woman who sticks to small details. After careful consideration, she thinks it makes sense.

However, she is a reserved and pure woman!

"Even if what you said is true, those actions of yours are not the actions of a gentleman, they are simply..."

Li Lizhi's face was slightly red, but she didn't have much anger in her heart, and she couldn't even speak out when she was embarrassed.

"Princess, do you know why you are so hard to say? It's because you only look at this issue from a worldly perspective, why can't you look at this issue from a different angle or with an open heart?"

Xing Bang is ready to activate the professor's doctoral attribute...

Li Lizhi frowned slightly: "Another angle? Open heart?" Can you say this kind of question openly?It's really unheard of, and what's more, he said it so solemnly, as if it was true!

"Yes, it's actually very simple. Let me use an analogy. If a face can be divided into beauty and ugliness, then the body can also be divided into grades and grades. They are all beautiful things. Why can't we appreciate them with the same eyes?

Everyone is born with the ability to distinguish between beauty and ugliness, good and bad, and they have the right to choose their own likes and dislikes. To put it simply, if the princess is the kind who can't see through, I won't care about it , On the contrary, if I don't appreciate it, can I still be a person? "

Having said that, Xing Bang paused, a good teacher would give the audience time to figure out some jokes.

Li Lizhi has been listening attentively, and she basically understood it. After pondering for a while, she suddenly realized a problem:

"Huh? According to what you said, it's the princess' fault that I don't let you see it... Then it's not a mess!"

Xing Bang clapped his little hands, and applause rang out: "Good question, you hit the nail on the head, the princess is really smart!"

Li Lizhi gave him a blank look, "You're crazy, you're going to scare me!"

Good guy, the savage attribute is gone, and she has become a gentle princess, and she belongs to the family...

Pretty good!

Xing Bang chuckled, and then continued: "Princess, you have to listen carefully, and now we're going to get to the essence. Do you want someone to prepare a pen and ink for you, and make some small notes?"

"No, this princess has a good memory, hurry up and tell me!"

Xing Bang coughed twice, "Princess, think stupidly, if someone you don't like is staring at you like me, playing hooligans like you said, what would you do?"

"Needless to say, of course this princess cut the man's body into ten thousand pieces and then fed it to the dogs..."

Li Lizhi didn't hesitate at all, this was a consciousness engraved in his bones.

Xing Bang smiled knowingly, "That's right, this has risen to a two-way choice problem, like a couple, you and I don't care about it, let alone watching it, what can't be done, it can also be said to be sexually daring ?

If a man doesn't appreciate a woman, then he is really called a hooligan! "

Li Lizhi's face turned red, why did he talk about husband and wife again, what are they talking about...

Xing Bang smiled knowingly, and then said seriously: "Princess, do you understand what I said?

If you don't understand, I can give some more vivid examples! "

"Is there anything I don't understand, it's just... Anyway, the princess understands it!"

"It's good to understand, and, princess, remember, abandon the mundane, and change the angle..."

Xing Bang propagandized his ideas and slogans just right, and he was short of parading with big slogans.

However, if necessary, you can really consider writing a biography...

"Hmph, who do you underestimate, isn't it that you like me and think this princess is beautiful...

Um?No, what did you mean just now, did you want to say that this princess likes you too! "