Longevity: I am in the quiet garden, the sun and the moon

"Huh? Xing... who is called Xing Bang?"

In the prison yard, the eunuch in charge took the roster and scanned the row of young eunuchs in front of him.

Puchi…

"Bold! Damn, I'm tense, how dare you laugh?

Come on, pull me aside and call, let him have a long memory. "

Immediately, a young eunuch aged [-] or [-] years old in the row was carried away by two eunuchs, and crying and howling came out after a while.

"Who else?"

The eunuch in charge glared at the young eunuchs, all of them lowered their heads and remained silent for a while.

"Ha, wahaha, Xing Bang? Some people call this...haha, I really can't stand it!"

After the eunuch in charge nodded in satisfaction, he suddenly burst out laughing and squatted on the ground with his stomach in his arms.

Laughing was almost dying, and he raised his right hand above his head and waved, "You, you, don't hold it up, I will allow you to laugh for a while."

In an instant, the audience was filled with laughter of varying degrees, only two people did not laugh, one was the little eunuch who was being beaten.

There was another handsome young man standing at the end of the row, not only did not smile, but his face was tense.

The eunuch in charge discovered this strange thing, got up and wiped away the tears from laughing.

"The eunuch who executed the execution couldn't help it, why didn't you respond?"

The eunuchs who entered the palace were also screened, and there would be no idiots if their bodies were upright, so the eunuch in charge was very curious.

However, he overlooked a problem...

"If you go back to your father-in-law, I will be Xing Bang."

Although the young man is calm on the surface, there are already ten thousand idiots in his heart.

not time travel...

Well, people have to bow their heads under the eaves!

I can only endure it for now, maybe there are too few entertainment items, the jokes are ridiculous, really low!

My name is Xing Bang. My parents named me. Isn’t this name insensitive?

Maybe the name was too unique, and it was only then that he crossed over to a little eunuch, because he was also called Xing Bang verbatim.

The original owner was 16 years old this year. He had just entered the palace not long ago. After his body recovered, he came to the prison yard to be assigned today for the first time.

Xing Bang originally wanted to hit him to death after crossing, but found that his stick was still there, so he gave up the idea.

The original owner obviously passed through to occupy this body after he was frightened to death in the cleansing room.

As for why he was not purified, Xing Bang is still at a loss to this day...

It can only be understood that this may be the benefit of being a time traveler.

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, what are you doing so much with the ball, since you are here, you can live well, even though it has been half a month and you haven't got a golden finger or an electronic synthesis sound.

Once suspected that the identity of the fake eunuch was Goldfinger?

There is no other way but to hang on like this.

"Okay, don't laugh anymore. My eunuch just wants to use this incident to give you some publicity. When I work in the palace in the future, I will walk with my head down and my tail between my legs."

The deacon and eunuch's face tensed up again, and they became quiet in an instant, lowering their heads even lower.

"It's your luck today, the violent room under Ye Youting's jurisdiction lacks a decocting eunuch..."

As he spoke, the deacon eunuch scanned the eunuchs one by one several times, and finally fixed his eyes on Xing Bang.

"My father-in-law has the deepest impression on you, and you should be lucky, it's just you!"

As a time traveler, Xing Bang still knows a thing or two about this violent room.

It belongs to Yeyou Court and is mainly in charge of weaving and dyeing, as well as sick palace women and concubines who are guilty of crimes.

"You smiled happily because of the name, so is this a reward for me?"

Xing Bang thought so...

A dark place like Yeyou Court should not be a good place for a real eunuch, and I don't know what kind of heart this deacon eunuch has?

The deacon and eunuch didn't say much, let alone asked Xing Bang if he was willing or not, and said in a sissy voice: "The others are temporarily staying in this prison yard to do chores, so let me be smart and understand something, I don't know which palace they are from." The concubine needs manpower, and I can recommend you to take care of me."

"Do you understand?"

"Understood, father-in-law."

All the young eunuchs answered in unison, and I don't know how many of them really understand what the deacon eunuchs said.

Anyway, Xing Bang understood it, and it was implying that these little eunuchs would have a chance to succeed only if they were able to come to trouble.

However, this has nothing to do with me, because I'm going to Yeyouting to grow up indecently.

"Okay, stay with Xing Bang, everyone else can go to work."

"Then who, don't beat him to death and leave a sigh of relief, let him clean the toilet in a while."

The deacon and eunuch gave orders, except for Xing Bang who stood still, the other young eunuchs all left, and they were going to do coolies with the old man.

The young eunuch who was beaten had passed out silently, and a sentence popped into Xing Bang's mind.

I don't kill Boren...

The one you laughed at was not the most craziest one, but the one with the most tragic end.

But who can blame this?

Without further ado, a middle-aged eunuch with a pale complexion walked over in a short while.

"Brother Ang, are you still here to lead the people yourself?"

The middle-aged eunuch nodded, and looked at Xing Bang expressionlessly, "Just him?"

"Brother Ang, this kid looks thinner, but he is very smart and steady. The most important thing is..."

The middle-aged eunuch seemed to know what the deacon eunuch was going to say, so he interrupted him with a wave of his hand.

"Okay, let's just him, this kid is indeed quite pleasing to the eye."

Xing Bang felt that the two of them were weird, but he didn't turn back when he opened the bow, so he had to bite the bullet.

"follow me."

The middle-aged eunuch didn't talk nonsense, and left the prison yard with Xing Bang.

"The place we are going to is called Ye Youting. You should know what this place is. Our errands are in the violent room. I am the medical supervisor in charge of treating women or concubines in the palace. You are my deputy. It’s leisure time, that is, responsible for decocting medicine and running errands.”

On the way, the middle-aged eunuch spoke unhurriedly to Xing Bang who was following behind him.

"Thank you, father-in-law, for your reminder. In the future, I will follow you to do good things!"

Xing Bang resisted the unpleasant smell, the smell of traditional Chinese medicine and urine mixed together, it's really fucking unpleasant!

However, I still have to get used to this taste in front of my eyes, at least not to show too much disgust when facing this old eunuch face to face.

"Well, your kid is really clever! Oh, by the way, what's your name?"

"Back to father-in-law, the younger one is called Xing Bang!"

After finishing speaking, Xing Bang thought that this funny old eunuch would also laugh, but there was no movement.

"Well, my surname is Wu. You can just call me Eunuch Wu from now on. Also, my real name is Wu Jing. Don't be asked if you don't know. Remember it."

Infertility?

Xing Bang was taken aback, the name was strange enough, but it was also very appropriate, the eunuch is not Wu Jing...

"Xing... great? Hehe, you look thin, but you have a strong name. I hope you die..."

Eunuch Wu coughed for no reason.