Naruto Uchiha Sasuke

Fuck, why is it such a ghost problem again, and I can't let myself live happily every day.

Sasuke is now one and two older, and he doesn't know how to answer Xi Yan's question, whether to say from the oldest or the youngest, Sasuke fell into deep thought.

And Xiyan looked at Sasuke who was silent, thinking that Sasuke didn't want to say anything, then twisted Sasuke's waist forcefully, leaned on Sasuke and said coldly.

"Sasuke, I know you have Hinata, what's the matter, don't dare to say it, why don't you talk about him!"

Xi Yan pulled Shiro to the side, ready to attack Sasuke who opened the harem together, but Shiro took a few steps back this time and waved his hands.

"I'm sorry, sister Xiyan, as long as Sasuke needs Shiro one day, Shiro will always be Sasuke's. Bai doesn't care how many women Sasuke has, as long as Sasuke needs Shiro!"

Sasuke smiled helplessly, stood up and patted Shiro's head, hugged Shiro in his arms, and just looked up at Xiyan in front of him.

Xiyan was shocked, and finally thought of Bai's previous speech against the sky, Xiyan felt that Bai's behavior could not be more normal.

"Hey, Xi Yan, it's not that I don't want to tell you, but I don't know who to start with. Do you want to hear the oldest or the best figure?"

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Xi Yan frowned, and then glanced coldly at Sasuke in front of him, this little pervert, it seems that there are many women, and they can be ranked according to different types, right?

"Okay, okay, so many women have ranked Sasuke you, a scumbag, right? Are you older? I want to hear who you say is the oldest!"

"Uh, you should know Xiyan, do you really want me to speak out?"

Sasuke stretched out his hand to shave his white nose, then slowly raised his head, as if he was asking Xi Yan if he wanted to speak out.

"Heh, I still know you, Sasuke, you are quite capable, come and tell me, I want to hear who is falling for you again!"

Xiyan sneered, embraced her with both hands, and stood there waiting for Sasuke to speak, her eyes filled with curiosity and disdain.

I still know myself, I know only a few older ones, and I have never seen Sasuke get along with them. Could it be that Sasuke got along with them in his dream?

"Ahem, Tsunade-sama, one of Konoha's Sannin!"

Sasuke coughed, remembering Tsunade's charm, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said to Xiyan.

Xiyan stared at Sasuke with a stunned expression, and Shiro raised her head in disbelief.

The name Tsunade is the idol of all female ninjas in the ninja world. Hearing Sasuke say Tsunade's name so seriously, Yuyan was stunned, and Shiro was also shocked.

Xi Yan swallowed her saliva, and the whole person slowed down, then staggered towards Sasuke, put her hand on Sasuke's head, and rubbed it vigorously.

"Sasuke, have you lost your mind and gone crazy? Do you think that if you are handsome and know how to make girls happy, you will be favored by Master Tsunade?

Who is Tsunade-sama, but the peerless strong woman who has participated in many ninja wars, you and her are not even possible to meet, right? If you don’t learn well at a young age, you can learn to brag from others, right? "

Yes, Xiyan thought that Sasuke was bragging, and she didn't even think that Sasuke had an affair with Tsunade-sama in her mind.

Leaving aside the age gap between the two, let's talk about their strengths and identities. There is no need for Tsunade-sama to be with Sasuke, a little pervert, right?

Sasuke smiled to the core, no one believed the truth these days, but people believed it when he told the lie, right?

"Believe it or not, what else do you want to know?"

"Cut, okay, I don't believe it, except for Tsunade-sama who came out of your dream, Sasuke, please tell me who else boarded your thief ship!"

Xiyan snorted coldly, and didn't believe what Sasuke said at all, and then wanted to hear, who are Sasuke's other women!

"You know Hinata, Yuyan, and Mitarai Anko, the examiner for the second round of our Chunin Exam, and Tsunade-sama's attendant—my Shizune-san.

There is also Hinata's Jonin teacher-Yuhi Hong, to be honest, Hong is indeed a big beauty, just like my Hinata, she is very good.

When I was doing the mission before, I was the princess of the Snow Country, Yuki E, and Xiang Lin of the Uzumaki Clan.

The white in my arms and the Xiyan in front of me are gone now! "

Sasuke seemed to be talking about something dispensable, but when he mentioned Hinata and the others, he had a smile in his eyes, and held Shiro's hand even harder.

"Oh, there are so many, let me do the math for you, how many women you have now, start with what you said Tsunade-sama.

Tsunade-sama is the first, Hinata is the second, and your Shizune sister is the third, Snow Country Princess Yuki is the fourth, and Uzumaki Karin is the fifth.

Mitarai Red Bean is the sixth one, Red Bean was kidnapped and sold by you, and she actually fell in love with you, you pervert!

Yuhihong is the seventh, Bai is the eighth, so I am the ninth in total, right? "

Xiyan smiled instead of anger, stretched out her fingers and counted one by one, no more, no less, two slaps were enough, if there were more, she would use her toes.

"Uh, Xiyan, I forgot one more, so you should be the tenth!"

Sasuke looked at Yugao who was about to go crazy in front of him, and added another one.

"Sasuke, you bastard, you have so many women, why do you still provoke me, why, what is your heart, so much love, woo woo woo..."

This time Xiyan didn't even ask who it was, and suddenly knelt on the ground after speaking, covering her face and crying bitterly.

Just as Bai wanted to go forward to appease Xiyan, Sasuke stopped him, and the two watched Xiyan quietly crying.

Xi Yan's crying became smaller and smaller, until the back of her was silent, she slowly raised her head, and saw Sasuke's handsome but unsatisfactory smiling face again!

"Would you like to cry a little longer?"

"Sasuke! You, you, bastard, then I'm leaving, you can play by yourself!"

"Get on my thief ship, don't even think about leaving!"

Sasuke grabbed Xiyan who was about to turn around and leave, and kissed Xiyan's lips. Xiyan struggled desperately at first, but slowly indulged in Sasuke's passionate kiss...

Under Sasuke's dishonest hands, their clothes gradually faded away.

After Bai looked at these two people, he also gritted his silver teeth, and his eyes became firmer.

Xiyan's eyes were shocked at first, but after seeing Shiro's pure and flawless face, she looked at Sasuke's fiery eyes.

Xiyan smelled the smell of Sasuke, and became confused, not knowing where to go.

The three of them were sleeping together, and the moon was covered by dark clouds.

In the end, Xiyan and Bai hugged Sasuke tremblingly, and lay in Sasuke's arms.

"Sasuke, you, you are really an animal!"

Xiyan said pantingly, the temptation in her voice was dry.

"Sasuke, Bai will always be yours, I love you!"

Shiro reached out and hugged Sasuke into his chest, looked at Sasuke lovingly and said.