Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality

Dumbledore: Go!

Ye Feng: ヽ(￣▽￣)? Alright, are you sure you want to step down and let Mr. Greenwald temporarily replace you as principal?

Dumbledore: (￣┏Д┓￣°*)

For some reason, Dumbledore felt really tired at this moment, which made him think that it would be good to hear Ye Feng's idea of ​​giving up the headmaster position of Hogwarts to Greenwald temporarily.

But soon he cheered up, because no one knew Greenwald better than him, and no one in Hogwarts knew Ye Feng better than him.

He dared to conclude that if he really resigned and gave up the position of headmaster to Greenwald, it would be over, even without Voldemort, these two guys would be able to finish Hogwarts, after all, Greenwald is a firm revolutionary Or, his greatest wish is for wizards to rule Muggles.

If these two guys who are used to making troubles get together, Hogwarts will definitely be turned upside down, so although Ye Feng's suggestion is tempting, Dumbledore still rejects his idea, after all, it is with Hogwarts. Compared with safety and danger, this small temptation is not worth mentioning at all, so Dumbledore directly refused.

It was disappointing to see Dumbledore rejecting Ye Feng, so he dropped Dumbledore and prepared to look for the young lady's palmistry, after all, Dumbledore is like a young lady.

Dumbledore: (￣ー￣)

"Fine"

Seeing Ye Feng Dumbledore who turned back to show the palmistry to the school girls, he sighed, and Dumbledore announced a new school rule at dinner the next night.

"In view of the fact that some students in the school take advantage of girls through so-called palm reading, and many girls have been cheated, the school has decided to prohibit students from showing other students palm reading and fortune-telling after research."

"Of course, palmistry and fortune-telling are also magical means. We do not prohibit students from learning or even practicing, but they must get the permission of the school teacher."

"In addition, after my investigation, I found that Chinese medicine is a magical subject, but it requires a lot of experience, so after our research, we decided that unless the medical skills are recognized by the school doctors, students are prohibited from calling each other's pulse to see a doctor, and even more It is not allowed to prescribe drugs indiscriminately." When Dumbledore said this, he gave Ye Feng a meaningful look, and as for why, he and Ye Feng knew it well.

Ye Feng, who was glanced at by Dumbledore, turned his head and whistled with some guilt, because he changed the herbal tea prescription for Dumbledore to a medicine with basically the same properties, but with slightly insignificant side effects.

In fact, this side effect is not too big, but after drinking this herbal tea, when you go to the toilet, the urine will be yellowish, and the smell will be very strong, just the kind that can smoke yourself when you pinch your nose.

Facts have proved that the effect of the herbal tea prescribed by Ye Feng is still very good. Dumbledore is no longer angry, but the effect may be a bit too good. He probably won't have the opportunity to help the little sister read palms in the future. But, who said he can only read palmistry?

In addition to knowing a little about palm reading, he also dabbles in hand reading, bone groping, massage, bone setting, cupping, horoscope, tarot cards, etc., especially massage. of.

So, on the second day, Dumbledore saw Ye Feng set up a small booth, with a few sets of Tarot cards and a crystal clear crystal ball on the blanket, and there were more girls around him than in the previous two days , and even many boys squeezed in regardless of their face.

Last time, besides Ye Feng, there were also some quick-witted people who took advantage of the palm reading, so this time, seeing Ye Feng came up with a new divination method, these people were naturally unwilling to let it go.

But this time they were disappointed, because tarot divination is not the same as palm reading. If you want to use this set of tools for divination, you must first understand what each card of the tarot represents, and you must be able to flexibly use each card Make up a set of reasonable and convincing rhetoric, after all, there are quite a few people who know about tarot cards in the West.

Of course, this is nothing to Ye Feng, but it is a little difficult for others. What's more, besides the Tarot cards, Ye Feng also occasionally joins constellations, so seeing Ye Feng coming The divination girl talked eloquently about their jealousy.

Of course, they are the most jealous, and what they most want to learn is the massage that Ye Feng showed a little bit before. Just a little bit of these old-fashioned critics understand that this thing is a supernatural skill. Zhang Qiu who rushed over interrupted.

But they were destined not to learn it, because just as Ye Feng handed over the tarot cards to a girl to draw one, Dumbledore walked up behind him.

"Ye Feng, come with me to the office."

...

Half an hour later, Ye Feng returned to the classroom in low spirits, because Dumbledore had repeatedly told him not to make any more fuss during this period, and in addition to letting him keep the 'free range' Lock up the big cock and send it to Hagrid, let Hagrid raise it for a few days, because with this big cock, Voldemort and the Basilisk dare not go out.

Yes, because the big rooster raised by Ye Feng is irrelevant, and maybe because Xiao Huihui is tired of taking pills, she throws some pills that don’t suit her taste to the big cock, As a result, the big rooster not only became more powerful, but also behaved a little like Xiao Huihui.

As we all know, owls sleep during the day and only come out at night. Although Xiao Huihui is different from ordinary owls after being fed so many pills by Ye Feng, she still maintains some habits. She likes to go out for a stroll at night After a lap, he came back to sleep, and the big cock as the younger brother naturally couldn't lag behind.

Therefore, when a certain Voldemort, who was determined to rule the wizarding world, released the basilisk one day and planned to let the basilisk kill two half-blood wizards, a big colorful rooster silently followed behind a certain little one directly frightened them to death. Half dead, especially the basilisk, hid for almost three days before recovering and dared to go out again.

But I don't know if they chose the wrong time or they were just unlucky. This time, after they came out, the half-blood wizard hadn't found him yet, but they ran into Xiao Huihui and his follower, the big rooster. Then, there was Dumbledore. Let Ye Feng lock up the big cock and send it to Hagrid to raise it for a few days.

"Forget it, Christmas seems to be coming soon, let Voldemort spend the holiday with peace of mind first, I'll go and prepare this year's Christmas presents first."

"Wait, it seems that the winter solstice will be in two days, why don't we celebrate the winter solstice first?" Ye Feng murmured, thinking of the glutinous rice balls his mother made for them every winter solstice, which can be used to smash rhubarb '.

"Guru~"

"Or, forget it?"

At this time, a dog named Rhubarb who was keeping watch at night on the other side of the ocean couldn't help but sneezed.

"Haqiu~ It's so cold before the winter solstice, it's terrible, you better go back to the nest, or you will be frozen like a dog if you don't go back."