Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality

"Guru~"

Although the Tofu Nao in front of him looked crystal clear and tender, Dumbledore chose to move him away after hesitating for a while, because he was called Tofu Nao, who knows what animal's brain Ye Feng used to make it.

Dumbledore thought so and asked this way. He sipped the steaming porridge and asked, "What animal's brain is this 'stealing ax brain' made of? There is also a kind of 'tofu' in the world. 'animal?"

Ye Feng: ???

Hearing Dumbledore's 'cute' question, Ye Feng couldn't help showing a bright smile on his face.

"What? Did I say the wrong thing?" Seeing the smile on Ye Feng's face, Dumbledore knew that there should be something wrong with his question, but he didn't care. After all, although he was knowledgeable, he couldn't do it. He knew everything, so he was not angry when he said this, but was sincerely asking Ye Feng a question.

Of course, he was also scared, because can you believe that there are some kind of animal whips in the fragrant skewers?So in order to avoid being 'successful' again, Dumbledore had to ask clearly first.

No wonder Dumbledore asked this question, because in their eyes, the orientals really eat everything, and they not only eat, but also make all kinds of things in different ways. The most frightening thing is that the taste is quite good, That's why Dumbledore asked this question.

Hearing Dumbledore's words, Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Tofu brain is not made of animal brains, it is made of slurry made from soybeans, but because of its white and delicate appearance, That's why it's called that."

Hearing Ye Feng's words, Dumbledore turned his attention to the bowl of tofu nao again, and just as he was hesitating whether to taste the tofu nao, a tough voice came from outside the door.

"It smells so good! Albus, what are you eating?"

Dumbledore: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Not good! Or else!"

The moment Dumbledore heard that voice, he gulped down the bowl of steaming meat porridge into his mouth at a speed that stunned Ye Feng, and grabbed one of them with his other hand. The steamed bun was stuffed into his mouth, but although his speed was fast, it was still not as fast as the person outside the door.

"Okay, Albus, you actually eat alone! And you actually want to eat it all and not keep it for me!" While speaking, Greenwald rushed to the table and snatched the last steamed bun on the plate, and when he saw that When I was eating a bowl of tofu, I picked it up without even thinking about it, and imitated Dumbledore and ate it like a bowl of steamed buns in one hand.

Ye Feng: -_-||

Seeing these two eating wildly, Ye Feng secretly wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, and then walked out the door lightly.

Their 'little couple' is here to 'flirt and flirt'. He shouldn't get in the way of the light bulb here, so Ye Feng ran away quickly, but almost at the same time he walked out the door, Dumbledore and Greenwald De's voice sounded at the same time.

"and many more!"

Hearing this, Ye Feng froze instantly.

"I don't think I saw something that I shouldn't see and will be silenced?" With such thoughts, Ye Feng turned around slowly.

"Is there... what's the matter?"

"Today's breakfast tastes pretty good, don't forget to bring it tomorrow."

"Bring an extra copy, especially this one, which is sweet and slippery. Albus should like it very much. You should bring more tomorrow."

"Did you hear that? For today's breakfast, bring two servings tomorrow. You need a little more tofu."

"Whoo~"

Ye Feng heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the two people's words, as long as they didn't kill people to silence their mouths, as for if it was true, who would kill their mouths in the end, who knows?But this kind of thing should not happen, after all, neither Ye Feng nor Dumbledore are the kind of bloodthirsty people, and their relationship is quite good, no matter what, they should not reach that step.

With mixed thoughts, Ye Feng officially ran away, and after Ye Feng left, there was a faint quarrel in Dumbledore's room. If someone approached, he should be able to faintly hear "That's mine", "Release Your dirty hands", "Don't touch my fritters" and the like.

As the instigator of this incident, Ye Feng was humming a ditty and walking back, because now he is the captain of the Hogwarts school drill supervision team, and he has to supervise the students doing morning exercises later, so he has to go back and feed the little ones Huihui, put on the armbands by the way.

Ten minutes later, a very familiar voice from Huaguo students resounded in the square of Hogwarts.

"The era of the fourth radio gymnastics is calling. Now, keep going!"

"One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven stop!"

"Session one, stretching..."

Looking at the young wizard Ye Feng who was doing exercises in the square according to the beat, he felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

What is cultural output? (looks back proudly)

This is cultural output! (There should be a picture here (￣▽￣)~*)

"It's a pity that I chose Sanda and volleyball in college, otherwise I could still practice Tai Chi for you." Ye Feng's face was full of pity while muttering.

Hogwarts students: (〝▼皮▼) Thank you so much!

Ye Feng still has a little conscience, otherwise they would not only do morning exercises, they might even have a five-kilometer run.

Of course, it is also possible that time is not allowed. After breakfast and morning exercises, it is almost time for class. Ye Feng also hid for a while, and rushed to the classroom after all the seniors left.

"Hey, today's first session is actually Professor Snape's Potions class, and I just have a little question I want to ask him."

When Ye Feng muttered in a low voice, Snape hurriedly ran to the podium, and Ye Feng saw a bright smile on Snape's face.

"Good morning, Professor Snape, your hair is greasy again."

Snape: (￣▽￣)／…(〝▼皮▼)

In just three seconds, two strong changes took place on Snape's face. Hermione and the others below saw the change in Snape's face and quickly covered their mouths with a 'poof', because they were worried that if If they don't cover their mouths, they will make a loud noise.

In fact, some people couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Haha...ha...after~" Ron, who couldn't help laughing out loud, immediately attracted Snape's penetrating gaze. At this moment, Ron can guarantee that there is no other gaze in this world that can match Snape's gaze at this moment. Pu's gaze became even more frightening.

"It's funny isn't it?"

"Mr Weasley, ten points from Gryffindor for your rudeness!"

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Ye Feng, I'm really sorry that my hair is shiny and shiny. Do you have any suggestions?" Can Snape, who has always been taciturn, become like this: full of attack power, Ye Feng's strength " It can be seen."

Snape is not weak, but Ye Feng who "trained" him into what he is now is naturally not an idle person, Ye Feng said directly: "That's right, I know a shampoo, after washing, the hair is duangduang. , like adding special effects, do you want to try it?"