Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality

Hearing the familiar dog barking, Ye Feng walked towards his home with a bright smile, and Zhang Qiu, who was following behind him, felt something was wrong when he saw the dog barking farther and farther away, but when she Seeing that the fellow villagers passing by and seeing Ye Feng smiled brightly at them and greeted them warmly, they let go of these doubts.

"Yo, what a handsome little girl. Xiaoye, where did you abduct this?"

"Third Uncle, this is my classmate. She came to my house to play. She was not abducted by me. Abduction is against the law. If she is caught, she will be beaten to death directly."

Hearing Ye Feng's words, it was because the third uncle, who had been working in the fields all year round but hunched over, nodded seriously and said, "It seems to be true. Last month, a group of Huazi went to the village next door to take pictures. People were discovered, but when the officials arrived, there was only one person left who could still breathe."

"That's right, I heard that the one who was still panting also kicked his legs on the way to the hospital."

There are basically no entertainment activities in the village, so many people like to gather under the shade of the trees to chat and chat during the slack season or at night for lunch. Now this topic has gathered a lot of people within a few minutes.

"If you want me to say, those patted Hanako deserve it. They didn't inquire when they came to do it. The village next door is a big village that even the officials and family members don't want to enter the village when they are free. This group of patted Hanako dared to enter their village to pat people. Isn't that lighting a lamp in a proper toilet - looking for shit (death)."

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In just a few minutes, one person, one sentence, one sentence is rare after the 90s, but in the [-]s and [-]s in rural areas, especially in some remote and backward places, things that were very common are depicted, which will follow Ye Feng Zhang Qiu behind was dumbfounded.

Ye Feng couldn't help but smile when he saw Zhang Qiu's cute and cute appearance with his small mouth open, but seeing that the topics that this group of people were talking about were becoming more and more unpopular, Ye Feng hurriedly said goodbye and pulled Zhang Qiu They left, and not long after Ye Feng and the others left, as the smoke slowly dissipated, the crowd also quickly dispersed.

In the countryside, it is normal to work at sunrise and rest at sunset. Now that the sun has come out, the villagers have to eat breakfast and do farm work before the sun rises. .

As for Ye Feng, they smelled the rich and complex food aroma in the village, and soon stopped in front of a small villa.

Ye Feng also contributed a little to this small villa, after all, it is very difficult for even a dual worker to build a small villa in this era, even in the countryside.

However, an embarrassing thing happened to Ye Feng, he forgot that today is not the weekend, that is to say, his parents are still in school and not at home at all.

"Well, it seems that I have to violate the school rules."

"Open Sesame"

Zhang Qiu: [?_??]

Looking at the door that opened slowly following Ye Feng's words, Zhang Qiu's small face was full of doubts.

"Isn't it... the Alahoo hole is open?"

Hearing Zhang Qiu's words, Ye Feng walked in and explained (nonsense): "The spell to open the Alahuo Cave opened the door of a foreign country, but this is the country of Hua. It is obvious that the door of the country of Hua uses a foreign door-opening spell No, so in China, Open Sesame is the real spell to open the door."

Looking at Ye Feng's serious face, although Zhang Qiu always felt that there was something wrong with Ye Feng's explanation, she also felt that it made sense, so she nodded blankly and followed Ye Feng inside.

In the evening, when Ye's father and Ye's mother came home, they were shocked when they saw the open door.

"Father, isn't there a thief in our house?"

"A thief? Can't you? The relationship between our family and the folks in the village is quite good. They will definitely stop them when they see it. Could it be that you didn't close the door when you came out?"

"Impossible. I remember very clearly that I closed the door when I came out."

"Could it be that your parents are here? I remember they seem to have the keys to our house."

"possible."

"Why don't you go back and buy two catties of meat? If our parents really came, we can't let them eat our leftovers from last night, right?"

"Okay, you go back first, I'll go back to the town to buy two catties of meat." While speaking, Father Ye put one foot on the ground, and his hands holding the handlebars of the bicycle suddenly snapped together, and the bicycle turned around and went back Riding, while Ye Ma walked into the house with a face full of curiosity, and then she saw a head protruding from the corner.

(￣▽￣)~*

"Mom, you are back, do you miss me, your dear son?"

Mama Ye: (￣ー￣)

Mother Ye turned her head: "Fucking dad! No need to buy it! It's not our parents who are here, it's Xiaoye who is back!"

Father Ye, who had already turned around and rode some distance, stopped the bicycle when he heard Mother Ye's voice, turned around and shouted loudly: "What?You mean it's not our parents who are here but Xiaoye?That's fine, there was quite a lot of leftovers from yesterday, so let him eat more and he should be able to finish it tonight. "

Ye Feng: (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

"Did uncle and aunt come back?" At this moment, a small figure ran out from behind Ye Feng in a panic.

Mama Ye: (???)?

"Fucking dad! At least I'm going to buy enough meat for four dishes tonight. If you can't find it in the vegetable market, you have to borrow it from someone!"

Father Ye was also very curious to hear that Mama Ye had changed so dramatically, and he was not many steps away from the door, so he didn't turn back directly but continued to ride towards the door, and when he returned to the door, he saw Ye Feng behind him Zhang Qiushi was shocked instantly.

"Our pig...doesn't he already understand cabbage?"

"Hello, uncles and aunts, my name is Zhang Qiu."

"Zhang Qiu?"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Mama Ye's mind, and she exclaimed for a second: "You are Zhang Qiu? I didn't expect, I really didn't expect that Nier, who was dark and thin in school, could give birth to such a beautiful daughter."

Zhang Qiu: ...

Talking bad about my mother in front of me seems... quite exciting, after all, she has never understood the "mother" in the eyes of others.

Following Mother Ye's exclamation, Dad Ye came back to his senses. He nodded very seriously and said, "Don't worry, my wife, I'll go and buy the vegetables right away." Before the words fell, Dad Ye had already turned the car. , And just as he turned the bicycle over, he suddenly thought of something.

"That's right, son, the old hen in the chicken coop hasn't laid eggs for several days, you'll kill it later and take care of it, don't forget about Passion Pill, the soup made by the old hen always feels less Taste it."

Ye Feng: The case has been solved. He is definitely his own, because only his own will be treated this way. As for Zhang Qiu, the embarrassed Zhang Qiu has already been dragged to sit on the sofa in the living room by Ye Ma, and saw Ye Feng was still standing there in a daze, and immediately turned his head with a tigerish face.

"Why are you still standing there? Didn't you see that Zhang Qiu's hands are empty? Why don't you go get her a drink?"

Ye Feng: ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

"We're just working hard, let's work." Sighing slightly, Ye Feng went to pour Zhang Qiu a drink, and Zhang Qiu felt a little relieved when he saw Ye Feng's helpless expression, maybe It must be because she has experienced this scene before.