Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality

"Mr. Ye, has my beard been burned to ashes by you and thrown into the Black Lake?"

Dumbledore's words instantly froze him who thought he had escaped unharmed, and when he turned around and saw Dumbledore looking at him with a look of "as expected", Ye Feng couldn't help it He swallowed.

"Guru~"

"Principal Dumbledore, I can quibble, no, I can explain it."

"You know, I'm just an 11-year-old kid. Is it normal for an 11-year-old kid to love to play? The only thing that's a little different is that I like to play with different things. I like fishing more."

"You also know that people on the shore can't see what's going on in the water when fishing, so I want to say, I don't actually know what's going on, can you... believe it?"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, Dumbledore didn't speak, but looked at him quietly with a smile on his face, which made Ye Feng's heart a little nervous.

"Principal Dumbledore, believe me! I really don't know how I caught your beard. I thought it was a unicorn, and I lifted the rod after a fish bit the hook. I really don't know that. It's your beard!"

"Principal Dumbledore, you know me. Although I often do things that are different from other students or even outrageous, I still respect you very much. Even if it 'occasionally' disturbs your rest, give You add chili to your dishes and mustard to your favorite desserts, but I'm not a bad student."

"It must be Heihu who did it!"

"That's right, Principal Dumbledore, think about it, how could a little wizard like me, a first-year wizard, have mastered magic like apparition, so it must be the water monster in the Black Lake or something. That's right, it must be !"

Black Lake: "￥#@%…"

At this moment, Heihu must feel wronged. After all, although he is called Heihu, the water in the lake is still very clear and not black at all, but now a huge black pot is directly covering it. It has really become a black lake.

Seeing Ye Feng Dumbledore who was trying to clear up his relationship, he suddenly smiled, because at this moment he suddenly wanted to understand something.

Before, because Ye Feng was the same as an adult in terms of behavior and thinking, Dumbledore once suspected that Ye Feng was an alias after some old monster used some kind of magic to occupy this young body, but this For a moment, Ye Feng's childish handsome behavior and approach completely dispelled Dumbledore's idea.

Yes, Ye Feng's thoughts and actions before were indeed different from those of the young wizards of his age, but in fact he is still a child in heart, but he is more mature than other peers.

After seeing this point, although Ye Feng used some reason to pull off his big beard, Dumbledore was not very angry, because he felt that it was important to exchange this beard for such an important information. So worth it.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Seeing that Dumbledore actually smiled, Ye Feng's hair stood on end for a moment.

To be honest, Ye Feng is not afraid of Dumbledore getting angry or even punishing him, because no matter what the punishment is, as long as he is punished, it means the matter is over, so Ye Feng is not afraid of being punished.

But it's kind of scary that Dumbledore actually laughed after he 'explained'.

"Principal Dumbledore, I was wrong!"

"Principal Dumbledore, punish me! I promise I won't come to the Black Lake to fish again within a month, can you...can you forgive me?" After speaking, Ye Feng carefully looked up at Dumbledore.

Seeing that Ye Feng was so frightened, Dumbledore finally came back to his senses. He put away the smile on his face and said seriously: "Mr. Ye, I didn't expect you to admit it so easily."

"Although you are voluntarily admitting this, since you have repeatedly gone fishing by the Black Lake, and this time caused 'serious consequences', I now decide... to punish you for teaching Harry and the others to fish, but you Don't touch the fishing rod!"

Ye Feng: (?｀?Д??)!!

What is Shrimp and Pig Heart?To a fisherman it's called pork heart with shrimp!

Ye Feng, who just realized that he had already 'self-destructed', almost jumped up when he heard the punishment, because Dumbledore's punishment was too cruel, but Ye Feng suddenly came back to his senses after being shocked, he... It seems that he is not a serious fisherman, and more importantly, he doesn't come to the lake to fish!

Therefore, Ye Feng quickly regained his composure after the shock, and the speed at which his face changed made Dumbledore a little scared.

"Is this punishment...too light for the little guy?"

I have to say that Dumbledore really knows enough about Ye Feng. He knows that it is completely impossible for this guy to be disheartened and depressed by such a punishment. This little bastard has a strong ability to bear it. , Based on this blow, he probably recovered completely by walking back to the dormitory.

But Dumbledore is not a devil, so he directly recruited Ye Feng, ordered him to catch enough ingredients for the entire Hogwarts dinner one hour before dinner tonight, and asked him to be responsible for preparing dinner tonight.

Such a request may be difficult for others, but it is not a problem for Ye Feng at all, so after only half an hour, Ye Feng successfully finished the shot, which shocked Dumbledore, and he had to marvel in the end. I have less knowledge, and at the same time am amazed at the abundance of materials in the Black Lake.

Because of today's dinner preparation, Ye Feng spent 10 minutes in this afternoon's Potions class to finish the beautiful potion arranged by Snape, and then made various condiments non-stop. As a result, only half an hour passed. He was kicked out of the Potions classroom when he was young.

As we all know, there are a lot of Chinese seasonings when cooking Chinese food, and some seasonings are quite pungent. In addition, Ye Feng does not intend to cause trouble for himself, so he is going to make tonight's dinner a barbecue, so the seasonings he made Well, that is a spicy and choking person.

Fortunately, making these seasonings doesn't have to be done in the Potions classroom, so Ye Feng finished everything when night fell.

In the dining room, Dumbledore, who was sitting at the head seat, saw Ye Feng nodded to him. He also cleared his throat, and then picked up the spoon and tapped the glass in front of him lightly.

Following Dumbledore's tapping, a large number of...processed ingredients and...burning stoves appeared on the table in the restaurant.

Dumbledore: [?_??]

"Mr. Ye Feng, can you explain why today's dinner is all raw and processed ingredients?"

Hearing Dumbledore's question, Ye Feng was also dumbfounded, because barbecue is not uncommon in western countries, but when Ye Feng saw that it had been processed and threaded into strings, there were even chicken feet, chicken feet, etc. While Wing was waiting for something, he suddenly understood a little bit.

"It's like this, this is called a skewer, just take what you like to eat and put it on the charcoal fire, just pay attention to the heat when grilling, then brush the seasoning according to your own preferences, and then sprinkle with cumin and it's ready to eat , I really want to."

They are indeed no strangers to barbecue, but this is the first time they have seen this type of barbecue. However, when they imitated Ye Feng's appearance and grilled a bunch of their favorite food and took a bite, the restaurant was soon full. It's the sizzling sound of grease coming out.

"It's so delicious! I didn't expect that the meatless chicken wings would be so fragrant after being baked." After tentatively biting off the golden chicken wings that Ye Feng brought to him, Dumbledore was instantly intoxicated by the deliciousness. middle.

"I've decided that Hogwarts will have a barbecue every month from now on."

"Long live Headmaster Dumbledore!!!"

After Dumbledore announced this spur-of-the-moment decision, the whole restaurant could be heard instantly, but the cheers that almost lifted the roof exploded in the next second. At this moment, the barbecue from a mysterious ancient country conquered the entire restaurant. Gevoz easily accomplished the 'great feat' that the Dark Lords of all generations failed to accomplish.