Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality
Chapter 31 Masturbating Filch's Cat
"Have you learned it? This is how Chinese food is eaten. Knives and forks don't work in Chinese food, you have to use chopsticks. However, I forgot to get two extra pairs of chopsticks today, so I'll just use a magic wand to make do with it. Anyway, it's almost the same."
Watching Ye Feng use his magic wand as the so-called chopsticks, and directly skillfully picked up a piece of braised pork ribs and put it into his mouth, Hermione's eyes widened in a daze, and her delicate and lovely mouth opened slightly involuntarily. open.
"Ok?"
Ye Feng, who was rubbing his ribs in his mouth, saw Hermione's small mouth slightly opened and thought she wanted to eat it too, so he hummed lightly in doubt, and very naturally picked up another piece that was slightly smaller but more meaty, The ribs, which were easier to remove from the bone, were directly stuffed into her mouth.
Hermione: (????)?[?ヘ??](?_?)
"Hmm~ Mmmmmmm, good time!"
The expression on Hermione's face kept changing after the ribs were in the mouth, and after she instinctively bit the ribs in her mouth to taste the deliciousness of the ribs, there was only a happy and satisfied smile left on her face.
Ron, who had been greedy for a long time, was almost drooling when he saw this. He followed Ye Feng's example and took out his wand, but unfortunately he only had one wand, so...
Ron, Harry: →_→←_←
In the next second, the voices of the two people sounded at the same time.
Ron: "Harry lend me your wand."
Harry Potter: "Don't think about it!"
"Don't be so stingy, it's a big deal, each person will pinch once."
"No, the wand is for casting magic, not for eating! Besides, you can borrow it from other people!"
Ron, who was about to grab Harry's wand, his eyes lit up when he heard Harry's words.
"That's right, Harry's is not good, I can borrow it from others, and who said that you must use a wand? As long as it is two small sticks of suitable length and thickness!" Thinking of this, Ron ran out .
About two or three minutes later, Ron ran back with a straight branch that was as thick as chopsticks. Ye Feng saw the branch that Ron brought back and remembered that there was a pair of chopsticks used to mix seasoning in his space ring, so He took it out and cleaned it up and handed it to Hermione.
Hermione who got the chopsticks should have been very happy, but for some reason, she felt a slight sense of loss in her heart, but this loss was quickly dispelled by the smell of the pile of delicious food in front of her.
Nearly an hour later, Ron, who picked out the last piece of spicy chicken nugget from the chili, reluctantly put down the 'chopsticks' in his hand, and Ye Feng also cleaned up the wand that was stained with oil and returned it to Hermione.
Although Ye Feng cooks a lot of dishes, sharing is also a virtue, so all the dishes that are enough to feed six adults have been eaten. It's just that Ron is more greedy and can't use chopsticks well, so he ate until now. By the time they finished eating, everyone else had already left.
"Ah! I'm so full, Ye Feng, I...I can't seem to get up, give me a hand."
Ye Feng: (;¬¬¬)
Although he looked disgusted, Ye Feng still stretched out his hand to pull up Ron who was slumped in the chair and couldn't get up. When Ye Feng pulled Ron up, our Miss Granger stretched out her small hand Grabbing Ye Feng's robe, he stood up with strength.
Harry didn't have such a thick skin anymore, he ate a little less, stood up after propping up on the table, as for Neville, his temper was really too cowardly, so when Ye Feng and the others were halfway through eating, he stood up. I went back first.
When leaving the restaurant, Harry and Hermione felt that Ron was too full and decided not to go to the lounge, but to take a walk outside to digest food first, and then...they walked until dark.
Although Hogwarts does not have evening self-study, correspondingly they do not allow students to leave the lounge to wander around the campus at night, especially after nightfall, there will be special patrols to arrest and punish young wizards who wander at night, and this person is called Fei Elky, and he has a cat that catches nocturnal students instead of mice.
Because of this cat, many students on the night tour failed to escape his pursuit. Although Harry and the others were brave enough, they didn't want to be caught, so they quickened their pace on the way back.
However, sometimes the more anxious you are, the more likely you will go wrong. Just when they stepped on the stairs leading to the lounge, the maze-like stairs began to move in all directions, which forced Ye Feng and the others to speed up their pace.
However, when they walked out of the stairs when the stairs changed positions and stopped, they realized that they had unknowingly come to the third floor where Dumbledore had warned students that they were absolutely not allowed to go.
Seeing that this is actually the third floor, Harry and the others were a little anxious, but Ye Feng looked thoughtful as he looked at the ever-changing stairs, because he realized that no matter how they walked, they would eventually come here, because The purpose of changing the stairs just now was to send them to the third floor, which was the door of the room in front of them.
"Is it about to start? Did you do it, Headmaster Dumbledore? Although there is no threat, it is good to follow the past, better than going back to sleep."
As Harry and Hermione debated whether to open the door and go in, a soft meow sounded from under their feet.
"Oops! It's Mrs. Norris!"
Seeing the cute fluffy kitten Harry squatting on the ground looking at them, their faces changed drastically. Without even thinking about it, they pushed open the door of the room that they were avoiding like snakes and rushed in, and kept running forward.
He didn't know how far he had run, but Ron stopped panting and gasped, "Ha...Harry, we...should we get rid of Mrs. Norris?"
"Meow~"
Ron: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Hearing the cat meowing close at hand, Harry and Ron ran without looking back, but to Harry's despair, no matter how fast or how far they ran, Mrs. Norris's The voice always followed them less than one meter behind them.
"Harry, why...why have we all been running...for so long, Mrs. Norris' screaming...is still behind us?"
"I... I don't know, maybe, cats run faster."
"Ah? Are you talking about Mrs. Norris?" While speaking, Ye Feng reached out and touched Mrs. Norris in his arms.
Mrs. Norris: "~o(=nwn=)m meow~"
Harry, Ron, Hermione: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
"Ye Feng!!!" x3
In the end, during Hermione's denunciation, Ye Feng reluctantly put down Mrs. Norris, whose fluffy and soft hair felt so good to the touch, and Mrs. Norris also reluctantly meowed at Ye Feng, because the hot boy The smell is really super good! ! !Unlike Filch, who always smells musty.
After Ye Feng put Mrs. Norris down, they quickly threw her away, but now they encountered a very serious problem, they... lost their way.
Ye Feng naturally remembered how to go back, but Dumbledore controlled the stairs and sent them here in order to let them enter the secret room, so Ye Feng didn't guide the way, but let Harry lead the way, but the consequences were unexpected. They came to a door Before the locked door.
"Meow~"
Just when Harry and the others were hesitating whether to find another way out, Mrs. Norris' cry and Filch's excited self-talk came from behind them.
"Get out of the way, Alahodo!" Seeing that Mrs. Norris was about to bring Filch over, Hermione couldn't care less, she directly used the Alahodo to open the lock, opened the door and walked in.
Watching Ye Feng use his magic wand as the so-called chopsticks, and directly skillfully picked up a piece of braised pork ribs and put it into his mouth, Hermione's eyes widened in a daze, and her delicate and lovely mouth opened slightly involuntarily. open.
"Ok?"
Ye Feng, who was rubbing his ribs in his mouth, saw Hermione's small mouth slightly opened and thought she wanted to eat it too, so he hummed lightly in doubt, and very naturally picked up another piece that was slightly smaller but more meaty, The ribs, which were easier to remove from the bone, were directly stuffed into her mouth.
Hermione: (????)?[?ヘ??](?_?)
"Hmm~ Mmmmmmm, good time!"
The expression on Hermione's face kept changing after the ribs were in the mouth, and after she instinctively bit the ribs in her mouth to taste the deliciousness of the ribs, there was only a happy and satisfied smile left on her face.
Ron, who had been greedy for a long time, was almost drooling when he saw this. He followed Ye Feng's example and took out his wand, but unfortunately he only had one wand, so...
Ron, Harry: →_→←_←
In the next second, the voices of the two people sounded at the same time.
Ron: "Harry lend me your wand."
Harry Potter: "Don't think about it!"
"Don't be so stingy, it's a big deal, each person will pinch once."
"No, the wand is for casting magic, not for eating! Besides, you can borrow it from other people!"
Ron, who was about to grab Harry's wand, his eyes lit up when he heard Harry's words.
"That's right, Harry's is not good, I can borrow it from others, and who said that you must use a wand? As long as it is two small sticks of suitable length and thickness!" Thinking of this, Ron ran out .
About two or three minutes later, Ron ran back with a straight branch that was as thick as chopsticks. Ye Feng saw the branch that Ron brought back and remembered that there was a pair of chopsticks used to mix seasoning in his space ring, so He took it out and cleaned it up and handed it to Hermione.
Hermione who got the chopsticks should have been very happy, but for some reason, she felt a slight sense of loss in her heart, but this loss was quickly dispelled by the smell of the pile of delicious food in front of her.
Nearly an hour later, Ron, who picked out the last piece of spicy chicken nugget from the chili, reluctantly put down the 'chopsticks' in his hand, and Ye Feng also cleaned up the wand that was stained with oil and returned it to Hermione.
Although Ye Feng cooks a lot of dishes, sharing is also a virtue, so all the dishes that are enough to feed six adults have been eaten. It's just that Ron is more greedy and can't use chopsticks well, so he ate until now. By the time they finished eating, everyone else had already left.
"Ah! I'm so full, Ye Feng, I...I can't seem to get up, give me a hand."
Ye Feng: (;¬¬¬)
Although he looked disgusted, Ye Feng still stretched out his hand to pull up Ron who was slumped in the chair and couldn't get up. When Ye Feng pulled Ron up, our Miss Granger stretched out her small hand Grabbing Ye Feng's robe, he stood up with strength.
Harry didn't have such a thick skin anymore, he ate a little less, stood up after propping up on the table, as for Neville, his temper was really too cowardly, so when Ye Feng and the others were halfway through eating, he stood up. I went back first.
When leaving the restaurant, Harry and Hermione felt that Ron was too full and decided not to go to the lounge, but to take a walk outside to digest food first, and then...they walked until dark.
Although Hogwarts does not have evening self-study, correspondingly they do not allow students to leave the lounge to wander around the campus at night, especially after nightfall, there will be special patrols to arrest and punish young wizards who wander at night, and this person is called Fei Elky, and he has a cat that catches nocturnal students instead of mice.
Because of this cat, many students on the night tour failed to escape his pursuit. Although Harry and the others were brave enough, they didn't want to be caught, so they quickened their pace on the way back.
However, sometimes the more anxious you are, the more likely you will go wrong. Just when they stepped on the stairs leading to the lounge, the maze-like stairs began to move in all directions, which forced Ye Feng and the others to speed up their pace.
However, when they walked out of the stairs when the stairs changed positions and stopped, they realized that they had unknowingly come to the third floor where Dumbledore had warned students that they were absolutely not allowed to go.
Seeing that this is actually the third floor, Harry and the others were a little anxious, but Ye Feng looked thoughtful as he looked at the ever-changing stairs, because he realized that no matter how they walked, they would eventually come here, because The purpose of changing the stairs just now was to send them to the third floor, which was the door of the room in front of them.
"Is it about to start? Did you do it, Headmaster Dumbledore? Although there is no threat, it is good to follow the past, better than going back to sleep."
As Harry and Hermione debated whether to open the door and go in, a soft meow sounded from under their feet.
"Oops! It's Mrs. Norris!"
Seeing the cute fluffy kitten Harry squatting on the ground looking at them, their faces changed drastically. Without even thinking about it, they pushed open the door of the room that they were avoiding like snakes and rushed in, and kept running forward.
He didn't know how far he had run, but Ron stopped panting and gasped, "Ha...Harry, we...should we get rid of Mrs. Norris?"
"Meow~"
Ron: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Hearing the cat meowing close at hand, Harry and Ron ran without looking back, but to Harry's despair, no matter how fast or how far they ran, Mrs. Norris's The voice always followed them less than one meter behind them.
"Harry, why...why have we all been running...for so long, Mrs. Norris' screaming...is still behind us?"
"I... I don't know, maybe, cats run faster."
"Ah? Are you talking about Mrs. Norris?" While speaking, Ye Feng reached out and touched Mrs. Norris in his arms.
Mrs. Norris: "~o(=nwn=)m meow~"
Harry, Ron, Hermione: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
"Ye Feng!!!" x3
In the end, during Hermione's denunciation, Ye Feng reluctantly put down Mrs. Norris, whose fluffy and soft hair felt so good to the touch, and Mrs. Norris also reluctantly meowed at Ye Feng, because the hot boy The smell is really super good! ! !Unlike Filch, who always smells musty.
After Ye Feng put Mrs. Norris down, they quickly threw her away, but now they encountered a very serious problem, they... lost their way.
Ye Feng naturally remembered how to go back, but Dumbledore controlled the stairs and sent them here in order to let them enter the secret room, so Ye Feng didn't guide the way, but let Harry lead the way, but the consequences were unexpected. They came to a door Before the locked door.
"Meow~"
Just when Harry and the others were hesitating whether to find another way out, Mrs. Norris' cry and Filch's excited self-talk came from behind them.
"Get out of the way, Alahodo!" Seeing that Mrs. Norris was about to bring Filch over, Hermione couldn't care less, she directly used the Alahodo to open the lock, opened the door and walked in.
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