Hogwarts: I'm the only one who cultivates immortality

Two lifetimes as human, two lifetimes single.

I have to say that Ye Feng is both lucky and miserable.

Fortunately, he got an unimaginable opportunity. Not only did he travel to other worlds, but he also got a system. Unfortunately, he was still single after more than 30 years of living together in his two lifetimes.

Because he didn't have any experience with girls, Ye Feng didn't understand why Hermione and the others were like this, so after sending the gift out and getting four hugs in return, Ye Feng hummed a little song heartlessly and went back Yes, he still has one important thing to do.

As for the relationship between men and women, how could this thing be more important to Ye Feng?And he firmly believes that with his strength and "beauty", it is absolutely impossible for him to be single in this life.

Daughters of Hogwarts: Ah yes yes yes, you will never be single, you can make rose cakes from the roses sent by the beautiful senior sister with a blushing face, and praise the perfect quality of the roses, very suitable for people who make cakes How could it be possible to be single?

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"Today is a good day..."

In the dormitory, Ye Feng was swiping a brush in his hand, and it didn't take long for a piece of handwriting to be finished in an elegant and elegant manner, but Ye Feng didn't stop, but put the completed 'calligraphy' aside After drying, I continued to wave the pen, and didn't stop until the evening when I was satisfied.

"Phew~ I'm finally done. Tomorrow I will give a huge surprise to all those who stay in school."

Yes, Ye Feng and Zhang Qiu stayed at school during the Christmas holiday this year, the reason is very simple.

Harry didn't want to go back to the 'home' that made him depressed. Well, Ron and Ginny, their parents went shopping because they were rich, and they said they wanted to completely renovate their house and buy some new furniture. Yes, so his family's house can no longer be used by people, and they can only stay in school.

Hermione is even simpler. She stayed because her friends all stayed at school, so she wanted to experience the feeling of spending Christmas with her friends at school, so she stayed.

As for Ye Feng and Zhang Qiu, their reasons for staying in school are actually quite speechless.

Before Ye Feng made a batch of skin-beautifying pills, it can be said that Zhang Qiu's family and Ye Feng's family became rich instantly, and then they met to travel around the world. Yes, you read that right, Zhang Qiu's parents and Ye Feng's parents They made an appointment to travel around the world together, using Ye Feng's money.

When Ye Feng heard the news, his head was buzzing, but thinking of this era, it seems that the Muggle world is not much fun, which made Ye Feng feel a lot better, otherwise, he would still be caught when his parents went out to play during the holidays. Guan' can't play in school, and it's still using his own money, how uncomfortable it is.

It is precisely because of this that Ye Feng came up with a wonderful idea in order to find something to do for himself. Therefore, when Dumbledore was woken up by Ye Feng the next day and walked out of the residence after breakfast, he always felt that something was wrong. something is wrong.

But, although he could feel something was wrong along the way, Dumbledore couldn't tell what was wrong for him for a while, until he came to the restaurant and saw the two huge red paintings on the door of the restaurant. Portraits, as well as black and red text on both sides of the gate.

!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Seeing the huge portrait and lettering on the restaurant, Dumbledore finally remembered what was wrong.

He walked all the way starting from his door. As long as there is a door along the way, there is a black lettering on the top of the door. Some are similar to the gate of the courtyard, and the gate of the auditorium is not only the door, but also on both sides of the door. There will be, and there will even be two red background portraits on the door.

And when recalling the scenes he had seen along the way, Dumbledore also discovered an extremely outrageous thing, that is, the magic portraits that were originally hung on the walls in those schools seemed to have turned into... red backgrounds.

"Ye Feng!!!"

No need to ask, no need to think, there is only one person in Hogwarts who can do this and has the ability to do this, and there is only one person, and this person is undoubtedly Ye Feng.

Ye Feng: []~(￣▽￣)~*

Ye Feng, who was sitting next to Zhang Qiu, heard Dumbledore's voice and stretched his neck to look in Dumbledore's direction and raised his wine glass.

"Principal Dumbledore, are you here? Would you like a drink? The home-brewed liqueur is as sweet as a drink, and it's almost as sweet as a drink. You won't get drunk no matter how you drink it~"

Dumbledore: (????)

"Really? You can still make wine? Then come..."

Σ(?Д?;)

"No, what was I thinking! I almost let this bastard pass me by again."

"Don't talk about this first, tell me, what is this thing?"

Ye Feng: (～￣▽￣)～

"So Dumbledore, what you want to ask is this? This is called the door god, and the couplets on both sides of the door are called Spring Festival couplets, which are posted the day before the Spring Festival, the largest traditional festival in China. It means saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. Increase the role of festive atmosphere."

"Oh, by the way, do you want more rum?" (

Dumbledore: "Pour me a glass, thank you."

Dumbledore:  …

"Are you finished, boy?" ╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

"But it seems that the rum is really good. Harry and the others have already drank it and they seem to like it very much. It seems that they should try it."

"Whoo~"

After a long breath, Dumbledore calmed down, and then he said again: "You can put aside the matter of sweet wine, and now I ask you, why do you put up door gods and Spring Festival couplets at Hogwarts?" ? As far as I know, the Chinese New Year in your country should not have arrived yet."

Hearing Dumbledore's words, Ye Feng suddenly realized with a smile and said, "Hey, I thought it was something."

"For us, the Chinese New Year is the biggest festival, because it is the first day of the new year, so we usually post Spring Festival couplets the day before, door god."

"Although it's not the Spring Festival yet, I'm thinking that Christmas is the biggest festival here, and it's equivalent to New Year's Eve if you round it up, so I prepared a lot of Spring Festival couplets, door gods and blessing characters, even though I already I'm rushing to work but still only posted half of it, Professor Dumbledore, do you want to join us after breakfast?"

Dumbledore: "Oh~ so that's the case, it makes sense...it's weird! (╯° °)╯︵┻━┻"

Dumbledore, whose forehead was throbbing because of Ye Feng's answer, took a few deep breaths, calmed down and said again: "Student Ye Feng, we don't celebrate the Spring Festival in England, so Don’t continue to post Spring Festival couplets and door gods, other people may not like it.”

Ye Feng: [?_??]

"Don't like it? No, they all think it's very good and they will post it with me later, right?"

"That's right!"

The deafening tidy answer almost threw Dumbledore who was standing at the door into a tumble, which made him fall into deep doubts.

The classmates didn't object or even found it interesting, and the school rules didn't explicitly prohibit it from being done. Dumbledore had no reason to stop it, so he could only watch helplessly as Hogwarts, which was originally gray and black and more solemn, gradually became festive red.

At noon, Dumbledore, who was standing on the tower with Greenwald, looked at Hogwarts, which had turned red, and couldn't help closing his eyes.

"It's really... a crime..."