system?So you are such a system

It's probably Sishi now, people who came to drink and eat have already come in twos and threes. Yesterday the restaurant also made some publicity, but there was no explanation. Everyone also came to the restaurant early out of curiosity.

Su Bo saw that some guests had already been seated, so let's start, warm up, and walk up to the high platform, where there is a rectangular table and a chair, which Su Bo asked the boss to prepare.He sat on the chair and took out props from the bag, a ruler, a fan, and an antique purple clay pot.

Su Bo called Xiao Er and asked her to help him pour a pot of good fragrant tea and put it on the table. Most of the customers sitting around looked at Su Bo with weird eyes, as if they were looking at a rare animal, but it was also an extremely handsome man. little brother.No matter what he's doing, it's good to look good first.

After Su Bo finished his work, he began to close his eyes and meditate, thinking about what to say in the first show of the day. Yes, Su Bo was going to have a solo show, but he wanted to start with a story, so he probably browsed it at night. The level of education here is that there are no four great classics, no Jin Yong Gu Long, and of course no comics. Su Bo can play all kinds of jokes in one go. It seems that the brick mover deserves his name.

After a quarter of an hour or so, the tea was almost ready. Su Bo picked up the ruler with his right hand and slapped it. The sound of "pop" attracted the attention of the guests, and some discussions stopped; the fan with his left hand "popped" , Pretending to be elegant, fanned a few times, coughed, and the voice was neither high nor low, so that everyone on the first floor could hear it, "Flowers withered and flew all over the sky, scattered into the past; crushed ice into earth and jade into basins, Companionship with me sings the dusk; life is full of love and infatuation, this hatred has nothing to do with the wind and the moon. When the warbler is tired and the butterfly is tired, I will see you in the next spring—every other year. The paper is full of absurd words and tears of bitterness. It all goes The author is crazy, who understands the meaning? What is gone is the body, and what is immortal is the soul."

"Today, let's talk about a dream of a stone. It turns out that when Nuwa's smelting stones to mend the sky, he practiced on the Wuji Cliff in the Great Barren Mountain to make a 24-foot-high meridian and 500 stones with a square meridian of [-] feet. The Wahuang family only spent [-] yuan, and only one piece was left unused, so they discarded it under the Qinggeng Peak of this mountain. Who knows that this stone has become spiritually enlightened after being refined. Shi Ju has the ability to mend the sky, but I am the only one who has no talent and cannot be selected, so I blame myself and lament day and night ashamed."

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Everyone was immediately attracted by Su Bo's words and phrases, and couldn't help listening. Su Bo was eloquent on stage, and occasionally lost the emotions of the guests off stage.Such a novel program certainly attracts people's attention. The restaurant has many more customers than usual, and there are no people in line. They are directly surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside the door. It can be described as a sea of ​​people.On the way, Su Bo drank three teapots of water and went to the latrine twice. His mouth was worn out, and he stuck out his tongue from exhaustion.

After finally breaking free from the siege of female hooligans, he ran to the fourth floor and sat on a chair panting for breath.The beautiful woman sat next to him and poured him a cup of tea. Su Bo picked up the cup and poured it directly into his mouth. He didn't take a breath, and he coughed because of choking. The beautiful woman gently patted his back to relieve him.If Xiaodie saw this action, she would probably scream in shock.

After Su Bo calmed down, the beautiful woman said in amazement: "I have to admire your eloquence. Your eloquence is so shocking that even I was attracted. Your story is very interesting. I am very optimistic about future cooperation. How about this, I will increase the fee to one ingot of gold every day, and you come one at noon and one at night, how about it?"

Su Bo was a little helpless. He still overestimated this powerless physical body and couldn't stand it, but it's not okay to give up the chance to make money, so he proposed a solution, "Sister, look at me, I'm exhausted after a game!" , a show at night will kill me, how about this, I will put on a whole show, so that I can rest for a night."

The beautiful woman also knew that Su Bo was a little bit powerless, so she agreed. Su Bo adapted a modern popular song, and asked the beautiful woman to find a woman who is proficient in rhythm to play the piano and sing. This is some of the business methods used in modern bars. After listening to it, I also thought it was good, so I asked a woman to try the effect at night, and sure enough, the occupancy rate increased by several percent.

In this way, Su Bo has settled down and can support himself. Xiao Die was also shocked by Su Bo's operation, and she became a fool with her commission. These commissions are given by Su Bo to Xiao Die to take care of herself these days rewards.

After a month of this kind of life, the business of the restaurant is getting better and better, and the rich and colorful programs have become famous far and wide, and more women come here to witness Su Bo's beauty.This momentum had already reached the ears of Her Majesty the Empress, and Su Bo was summoned by the Empress after he finished speaking at noon.

Su Bo was reluctantly brought into the palace by Xiaodie, and asked on the way: "Miss Xiaodie, what is the reason for His Majesty summoning me this time?"

Xiaodie smiled slyly and said: "Mr. Su, this time is a good thing. His Majesty heard about your deeds and was curious, or there are other things, but I think it must not be a bad thing."

When I came to the palace last time, Su Bo went in by himself. Her Majesty was not dealing with official business. She was drinking tea leisurely, and looked in a good mood.Looking up at Su Bo, every time Su Bo was stared at by the queen like this, he always felt hairy and thought: Is there something wrong with this woman? Ah yes, I don't understand.

Her Majesty looked back, lowered her head, took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "I already know about your performance in the restaurant. It was very good and enriched the cultural life of our imperial capital. I came to you this time to ask about your story." How many more?"

Su Bo wondered: "Yes, I don't know what His Majesty wants to do?"

"I want to publish your story in a booklet, so that it can be spread better, printed in the palace, and divided into five and five, do you think it is feasible?" The queen asked seriously.

The queen is the queen, this kind of business opportunity is grasped, I give you a thumbs up, this kind of cooperation is not bad, I don't have to think about printing and publishing, I just need to tell the story to the people in the printing company, and I will get money ,Why not do it.

After thinking about it, he cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty's foresight makes the officials ashamed. Since Your Majesty has this intention, the officials must cooperate."

The stone in the queen's heart fell, she was really afraid that this Su Bo would not want to tell the story, Su Bo thought again, if he wants to do it, he should make a big one, it is better to let all the cultural heritage that is missing here that he knows Print it out, so that since the cultural inheritance of the Xia Kingdom can be spread in this space, it can also generate income and profits.Su Bo praised his brain hole and laughed.

Seeing Su Bo's wretched smile, Her Majesty thought that he was blaspheming herself in his heart, and was a little annoyed, but also a little happy.She herself didn't know why she had such emotions.