The vicious mother dressed as a villain, in the baby boy

what mouth?

What corner of the mouth?

Xu Zhaozhao panicked, and picked up the small mirror next to him.

Although the clarity was not enough, Xu Zhaozhao could still see the corner of his red mouth clearly.

Laugh, thank you very much.

What else could it be? Someone not only wiped off the powder, but also kissed the corner of his mouth!

Xu Zhaozhao (thinking version): It doesn't matter, I will open my eyes and tell nonsense.

"don’t worry."

Xu Zhaozhao kept calm on his face, "Mom accidentally scratched her mouth while drinking the glucose injection, a small injury."

【Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter, why is Xu Zhaozhao so stupid! 】

[I'll go, the first time I heard that someone drank glucose injection directly from that glass bottle...]

[Although it's outrageous, what's even more outrageous is that I've seen someone drink like this...]

【very dangerous!It is not recommended for everyone to imitate, Xu Zhaozhao is not afraid of death with a financial backer, we ordinary people have to protect ourselves! [Humble]]

……

Xu Zhaozhao took out his lipstick as if nothing had happened, and put on the lipstick that had been rubbed off.

It can cover a little bit.

"Hey, is the game at this booth still playing? I've been waiting for 5 minutes!"

The little boy said dissatisfied.

Xu Zhaozhao looked down, and there was a little fat man with his hips on his hips, his cheeks bulging with anger.

Just now I noticed that there are many white papers with cross chess drawn beside Gu Yulin, it seems that this is the game Yuyu came up with.

Gu Yulin also set his sights on the little fat man.

"Two wins in three rounds. I win and keep the little red flower. If you win, choose a reward."

Gu Yulin quickly said this sentence, probably said it many times, and he was already a little proficient.

On the small blackboard behind Gu Yulin, many little red flowers have been posted.

"I don't play circle cross chess with you, it's too simple."

The little fat man raised his chin with a haughty expression on his face, "I'm going to dance rubber bands with you!"

Jumping... jumping rubber bands?

Xu Zhaozhao's dead childhood memories began to attack her.

"I..." I just wanted to say that I would fight.

The little boy seemed to have guessed her intentions, "If you are a man, you can compare yourself with me. You don't have to rely on your mother, do you?"

Obviously, the aggressive method is very useful for Gu Yulin.

He stood up, walked around from the booth, and said calmly: "Bi is better."

The little boy took a rubber band out of his pocket.

"You win, the little red flower is yours. I won...the little red flower is yours too, but..." The little boy chuckled, "You want to kiss me!"

The last sentence is full of bad humor.

The surrounding air was quiet for a moment, and then burst into a burst of childish laughter.

?

Sell ​​your son for a little red flower?

Although Gu Yulin is smart, he hasn't been to a group school yet, and his usual private tutors don't know how to teach rubber band jumping...

Xu Zhaozhao's smile froze, this little fat man was obviously targeting his son!

The little fat man thought that he could see the anger after being molested on Gu Yulin's face.

Unexpectedly, Gu Yulin just smiled slightly, and said coldly: "In order to get this young master's kiss, you have worked so hard."

The so-called superficial smile.

On the contrary, the little fat man's complexion is not very good-looking.

[Although I often look at Renji with rotten eyes, I really can't afford this couple, God! 】

[The picture of Yuyu kissing him, just thinking about it makes my eyes hot...]

[Jump the rubber band, this was my home game when I was young!let me go! !I will let the fish kiss me! ! 】

[Hahaha, the sisters upstairs are more reserved, bitter tea seeds flew to my face. 】

……

The girls competed to be referees and rubber band supporters.

"Brother Yuyu, come on!! Destroy Xiaopang!"

"Don't kiss him! Must win!"

"Brother Yuyu is so handsome!! My sister likes you!"

……

The minimum age for entering elementary school is six years old, indeed they are all older than Yuyu.

Doubt appeared in Xu Zhaozhao's eyes, he didn't even know what happened in the short two hours since he left?

How did Yuyu gain so many fanatical female fans in Hope Primary School?

【Xu Zhaozhao's expression was too funny, he passed out for two hours, and the world changed. 】

【She didn't know how gentle her son was when he was playing chess! 】

【"It's okay." "You will definitely win the next game." Yuyu's classic quotation, please engrave it into your DNA, sisters, this is Yumen! 】

……

Xu Zhaozhao was puzzled and sighed at the same time.

Sure enough, people's appreciation of beauty is regardless of age group, and her Yuyu family is popular among all age groups!

Attracted by the rubber band jumping here, more and more students gathered around and stretched their necks to look this way.

"Fish..."

Xu Zhaozhao wanted to persuade him to sternly refuse - after all, the rules of the booth are determined by each fish.

It's better to lose face than to "lose your virginity".

"Mom, don't you believe me?" Gu Yulin looked at her.

Xu Zhaozhao: Give me a reason to believe in you.

"Trust you, baby."

Xu Zhaozhao forced a smile, "Have fun."

Only then was Gu Yulin satisfied, and walked towards the rubber band - the little fat man was already standing in front of the rubber band.

With a confident smile on his face, he patted his chubby chest, and the loose flesh shook twice.

"I'll come first!"

The little fat man raised the rubber band supporter to the third level.

Although the little fat man looked inflexible, he was really good at jumping rubber bands.

The feet wrapped around the rubber bands very flexibly, and they were still muttering, "Small rubber bands, kicking with kicks, Malan Blossom 21..."

In the end, the entangled little rubber bands unraveled, and the little fat man perfectly completed the performance of jumping rubber bands.

"Wow~"

The surrounding children sighed and applauded.

Undoubtedly, Fatty's performance was wonderful, which made Xu Zhaozhao even more worried.

"You do it."

The little fat man took a step back, and with a satisfied smile on his face, he said to Gu Yulin.

Gu Yulin glanced at him and walked towards the rubber band.

Standing on the spot for two seconds, "Upgrade to the fifth level."

He is about the same height as Xiaopang, and the fifth level is almost at their chest, which is very difficult.

"Brother Yuyu, come on!! I'll call for you!!"

"Brother Yuyu, I announce you!!"

"Ah, brother Yuyu, look at me!"

……

Xu Zhaozhao was a little shocked when he heard these voices.

Subconsciously glanced at Gu Yulin, he didn't seem to be affected by these voices, his expression was still calm.

All eyes were on him.

Xu Zhaozhao was so nervous that he almost stopped breathing.

Finally, Gu Yulin moved.

He jumped up, and the rubber band was precisely stepped on by his single foot.

But he seemed to "not stand still", he swayed twice, and jumped out of the rubber band.

"Oh..."

There were sighs around.

"you lose!!"

Xiaopang's excited voice came, "You want to kiss me!"

The little boys beside him, who were as excited as him, followed suit.

"Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!"