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Chapter 18 How to Burn Coke, Wait Online, Urgent!
In the end, even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were alarmed, and the Tathagata Buddha was also called.
The ending is that the Great Sage returned all the things he took from Xiaotiangou, and then reluctantly apologized.
The matter of the Chu Family Supermarket spread all over the heavens and the underworld, but no one knew how to get there, not even the Great Sage.
After all, when the great sage was wandering around the heavens sitting on somersaulting clouds, he suddenly went there.
It was also a coincidence that Black and White Impermanence came here suddenly this time.
Originally, these two were going to Meng Pozhuang to tease Po Meng and make her cry for a while. After all, Po Meng's tears were running out of stock, and they didn't expect to come here just as they were walking.
"My lords, I want to ask, is Xiaotiangou better now?" Chuno asked weakly.
"As far as we know, it's much better." Hei Wuchang said, "Actually Xiaotian is fine."
"That's good, that's good!" Chuno let out a long sigh of relief.
"What? Are you afraid that Zhenjun Erlang will come to your door?" Bai Wuchang joked with a smile.
"That's right." Chuno nodded. That person could capture dragons and slay dragons. If he really came at him, Chuno's scalp would feel numb just thinking about it.
"Don't worry, it won't."
"The Great Sage is not a monkey who doesn't know the importance... If it is really poisonous to Xiaotian, how could he give it to Xiaotian to eat?"
"And it's not once or twice that Xiaotian was tricked into eating the wrong food."
"About more than 500 years ago, Laojun tricked Xiaotian to try the pill for him. After Xiaotian ate it, he went out of his body and went to the underworld."
"Scared that silly dog and howled in the underworld for three days, making King Qin Guang's face turn green from crying. I want to laugh now thinking about it."
"Later Zhenjun Erlang found out about it, and he was so angry that he threw Laojun's alchemy stove away."
"It just happened to be thrown in Meng Pozhuang, and Meng Po was frightened and cried for three days."
"When Po Meng cried, King Hades was overjoyed, and went to heaven to thank Zhenjun Erlang."
"In the end, Granny Meng found out, and cried for three days in anger, hahaha!"
"By the way, our two brothers were able to come here this time because they came here suddenly on the way to Meng Pozhuang."
Chunuo found out now, this black and white impermanence is the truth, and his mouth never stopped.
But... is Tianting really bored to this point, Taishang Laojun tricked Xiao Tiangou to try the pill?
Meng Po was frightened and cried for three days, and the King of Hades went to thank the instigator?These are all weird operations.
Everyone's thinking at this moment was the same as Chuno's, never thought that these legendary characters in the heaven and the underworld would actually do such outrageous things.
"Ah... my lord, why did Laojun trick Xiaotiangou to try the pill?" A staff member couldn't help asking.
Black and white impermanence said these things, and it was also trying to activate the atmosphere, and everyone gradually became less afraid.
"It's been so many years since no one has ascended in the heavens, and those gods are all idle."
"In these years, Laojun has practiced all kinds of weird pills, and tricked many people into giving him a trial pill."
"The smoke around the two of us is the result of trying the pill for Laojun."
Crowd: ......
"Then why is Granny Meng so happy when Lord Yan is crying?" a girl asked.
"Because Mengpo's tears are an indispensable thing in Mengpo's soup."
"It's been a long time, and Granny Meng doesn't cry so easily. Our inventory is getting less and less, so..."
Everyone: ...I feel sorry for Po Meng for three seconds!
"That's right, Meng Po soup has five flavors: sweet, bitter, pungent, sour, and salty, and then eight tears are used as a guide to remove the bitterness and keep the sweetness."
"Eight tears are one raw tear, two old tears, three bitter tears, four cups of regret tears, five inches of tears of lovesickness, six cups of tears of illness, seven feet of tears of parting, and eight tears of sad Meng Po."
"But obviously what I want is Po Meng's sad tears, is it okay to cry from Po Meng's fright?"
This nurse lady usually likes to study these things, and she speaks clearly and logically.
Black and white impermanence:?
"No, why do you know the recipe of this Mengpo soup so well?" Black and white Wuchang was stunned.
Isn't this the mortal world after a thousand years?Why does Meng Po Tang need something, and mortals just open their mouths?
"Ah... I saw it on TV." The young lady replied.
There are many people who go to the underworld every year, so there is no difference in information between the underworld and the mortal world.
Unlike heaven, it is almost closed, so they don't know many things in the mortal world.
"It must have been said by those stinky Taoist priests!" Hei Wuchang gritted his teeth.
"As I said at the beginning, we can't stop them from coming, but they must drink Mengpo soup when they leave!"
"Look, once you return to the mortal world, you will go out about the affairs of the underworld, it's so annoying!"
Black and white impermanence did not continue to talk about Po Meng's tears. After all, this can be regarded as a secret of the underworld, and they must not say it outside.
"We've been here for a long time, why don't you introduce your supermarket to us?" It's not convenient to continue the previous topic, so just find a new one.
Chun Nuo and Chu Cheng walked around the supermarket with Black and White Wuchang, followed by many young staff.
Some older people, such as Chu's father and Chu's mother, expressed that they had to take it easy.
"This Coke looks interesting. It's dark. Is it delicious?" Bai Wuchang asked curiously while holding a bottle of happy water.
"It's delicious." Chuno nodded, "It's called happy water in our world!"
"Then I'll have a good taste." After Bai Wuchang finished speaking, Chuno froze for a moment.
According to what everyone knows, if you send something to the underworld, it will be burned.
But this coke... how to burn it?Wait online, hurry up!
After wandering around the supermarket, Black and White Wuchang took a lot of food and drink, and they had already heard about the need to pay the bill.
Fortunately, he still has two town house talisman papers with him, otherwise it would be a waste of time.
"Is this... going to be burned for them?" the nurse asked in a low voice.
"Yes... yes." The other person said with some uncertainty, "But they still took the drink, how do you burn this? Doesn't it evaporate once it's burned?"
"I saw that when my grandma went to the grave, the wine and everything were poured directly on the ground."
"There is no tomb here, so they shouldn't be able to collect it if it just falls on the ground?"
"It's enough to burn a stick of incense in front of our house."
"Yes, yes, that's what I saw on TV."
"Then should we set up a tablet or something first?"
While a group of people were chattering about how to give things to black and white, the two of them opened a bottle of happy water and started talking.
"No... don't you need to burn incense or burn it?" Chuno asked.
"No need." Hei Wuchang shook his head, "We are the underworld, and we are not ordinary ghosts."
"Besides, since we can come to your store, we can definitely eat the food inside, without so much trouble."
Chuno thought, yes.
Since the supermarket is open to people from these "different worlds", there must be no restrictions on their behavior in the supermarket, otherwise it would be too troublesome.
The ending is that the Great Sage returned all the things he took from Xiaotiangou, and then reluctantly apologized.
The matter of the Chu Family Supermarket spread all over the heavens and the underworld, but no one knew how to get there, not even the Great Sage.
After all, when the great sage was wandering around the heavens sitting on somersaulting clouds, he suddenly went there.
It was also a coincidence that Black and White Impermanence came here suddenly this time.
Originally, these two were going to Meng Pozhuang to tease Po Meng and make her cry for a while. After all, Po Meng's tears were running out of stock, and they didn't expect to come here just as they were walking.
"My lords, I want to ask, is Xiaotiangou better now?" Chuno asked weakly.
"As far as we know, it's much better." Hei Wuchang said, "Actually Xiaotian is fine."
"That's good, that's good!" Chuno let out a long sigh of relief.
"What? Are you afraid that Zhenjun Erlang will come to your door?" Bai Wuchang joked with a smile.
"That's right." Chuno nodded. That person could capture dragons and slay dragons. If he really came at him, Chuno's scalp would feel numb just thinking about it.
"Don't worry, it won't."
"The Great Sage is not a monkey who doesn't know the importance... If it is really poisonous to Xiaotian, how could he give it to Xiaotian to eat?"
"And it's not once or twice that Xiaotian was tricked into eating the wrong food."
"About more than 500 years ago, Laojun tricked Xiaotian to try the pill for him. After Xiaotian ate it, he went out of his body and went to the underworld."
"Scared that silly dog and howled in the underworld for three days, making King Qin Guang's face turn green from crying. I want to laugh now thinking about it."
"Later Zhenjun Erlang found out about it, and he was so angry that he threw Laojun's alchemy stove away."
"It just happened to be thrown in Meng Pozhuang, and Meng Po was frightened and cried for three days."
"When Po Meng cried, King Hades was overjoyed, and went to heaven to thank Zhenjun Erlang."
"In the end, Granny Meng found out, and cried for three days in anger, hahaha!"
"By the way, our two brothers were able to come here this time because they came here suddenly on the way to Meng Pozhuang."
Chunuo found out now, this black and white impermanence is the truth, and his mouth never stopped.
But... is Tianting really bored to this point, Taishang Laojun tricked Xiao Tiangou to try the pill?
Meng Po was frightened and cried for three days, and the King of Hades went to thank the instigator?These are all weird operations.
Everyone's thinking at this moment was the same as Chuno's, never thought that these legendary characters in the heaven and the underworld would actually do such outrageous things.
"Ah... my lord, why did Laojun trick Xiaotiangou to try the pill?" A staff member couldn't help asking.
Black and white impermanence said these things, and it was also trying to activate the atmosphere, and everyone gradually became less afraid.
"It's been so many years since no one has ascended in the heavens, and those gods are all idle."
"In these years, Laojun has practiced all kinds of weird pills, and tricked many people into giving him a trial pill."
"The smoke around the two of us is the result of trying the pill for Laojun."
Crowd: ......
"Then why is Granny Meng so happy when Lord Yan is crying?" a girl asked.
"Because Mengpo's tears are an indispensable thing in Mengpo's soup."
"It's been a long time, and Granny Meng doesn't cry so easily. Our inventory is getting less and less, so..."
Everyone: ...I feel sorry for Po Meng for three seconds!
"That's right, Meng Po soup has five flavors: sweet, bitter, pungent, sour, and salty, and then eight tears are used as a guide to remove the bitterness and keep the sweetness."
"Eight tears are one raw tear, two old tears, three bitter tears, four cups of regret tears, five inches of tears of lovesickness, six cups of tears of illness, seven feet of tears of parting, and eight tears of sad Meng Po."
"But obviously what I want is Po Meng's sad tears, is it okay to cry from Po Meng's fright?"
This nurse lady usually likes to study these things, and she speaks clearly and logically.
Black and white impermanence:?
"No, why do you know the recipe of this Mengpo soup so well?" Black and white Wuchang was stunned.
Isn't this the mortal world after a thousand years?Why does Meng Po Tang need something, and mortals just open their mouths?
"Ah... I saw it on TV." The young lady replied.
There are many people who go to the underworld every year, so there is no difference in information between the underworld and the mortal world.
Unlike heaven, it is almost closed, so they don't know many things in the mortal world.
"It must have been said by those stinky Taoist priests!" Hei Wuchang gritted his teeth.
"As I said at the beginning, we can't stop them from coming, but they must drink Mengpo soup when they leave!"
"Look, once you return to the mortal world, you will go out about the affairs of the underworld, it's so annoying!"
Black and white impermanence did not continue to talk about Po Meng's tears. After all, this can be regarded as a secret of the underworld, and they must not say it outside.
"We've been here for a long time, why don't you introduce your supermarket to us?" It's not convenient to continue the previous topic, so just find a new one.
Chun Nuo and Chu Cheng walked around the supermarket with Black and White Wuchang, followed by many young staff.
Some older people, such as Chu's father and Chu's mother, expressed that they had to take it easy.
"This Coke looks interesting. It's dark. Is it delicious?" Bai Wuchang asked curiously while holding a bottle of happy water.
"It's delicious." Chuno nodded, "It's called happy water in our world!"
"Then I'll have a good taste." After Bai Wuchang finished speaking, Chuno froze for a moment.
According to what everyone knows, if you send something to the underworld, it will be burned.
But this coke... how to burn it?Wait online, hurry up!
After wandering around the supermarket, Black and White Wuchang took a lot of food and drink, and they had already heard about the need to pay the bill.
Fortunately, he still has two town house talisman papers with him, otherwise it would be a waste of time.
"Is this... going to be burned for them?" the nurse asked in a low voice.
"Yes... yes." The other person said with some uncertainty, "But they still took the drink, how do you burn this? Doesn't it evaporate once it's burned?"
"I saw that when my grandma went to the grave, the wine and everything were poured directly on the ground."
"There is no tomb here, so they shouldn't be able to collect it if it just falls on the ground?"
"It's enough to burn a stick of incense in front of our house."
"Yes, yes, that's what I saw on TV."
"Then should we set up a tablet or something first?"
While a group of people were chattering about how to give things to black and white, the two of them opened a bottle of happy water and started talking.
"No... don't you need to burn incense or burn it?" Chuno asked.
"No need." Hei Wuchang shook his head, "We are the underworld, and we are not ordinary ghosts."
"Besides, since we can come to your store, we can definitely eat the food inside, without so much trouble."
Chuno thought, yes.
Since the supermarket is open to people from these "different worlds", there must be no restrictions on their behavior in the supermarket, otherwise it would be too troublesome.
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