The national cute baby is four and a half years old, and the nine big brothers spoil the sky

Blue Ocean Jushengde Chinese Restaurant.

Lu Bai stared gloomyly at the little dumpling in front of him who was cooking at a speed like wind and clouds.

"Little brother, Jushengde's braised pork is super delicious, but it also has shortcomings."

Lu Bai put his arms around his shoulders and asked coldly, "What shortcoming?"

"The disadvantage is that there are too few dishes on one plate, and the fish can be eaten in just a few bites!"

Xiaotuanzi licked the corners of his lips, and his happy eyes were bent into crescent shapes.

Then he picked up the yogurt that Lu Bai bought for her, and took a big gulp of it.

But Yuyu was still not full.

She raised her little hand and waved it in the air: "Sister waiter, another plate of braised pork!"

The braised pork was all prepared in advance, before Lu Bai could stop it, a new plate of braised pork was served in the blink of an eye.

Looking at the little dumpling eating meat, Lu Bai's pupils trembled, and he deeply felt that he had been deceived.

"Hey, didn't you say that your meal is very small and you only eat one bite? Is this called only one bite??"

He gritted his teeth and said, "I see you are so greedy that it looks like you haven't eaten in 800 years, you almost swallowed your plate!"

Yuyu blinked her eyes, her face was full of guilt, and she faltered: "This, that, that..."

"Brother, you can't blame Yuyu for this. If you want to blame it, blame the braised pork is too delicious. Yuyu couldn't hold back, so she ate a little more..."

Lu Bai looked at the empty plates in front of her and fell silent.

It's called a little bit?

"I finally know why your third brother murdered you."

When Yuyu heard Third Brother, she swished her head up like a little radar.

Lu Bai straightened up, and said angrily, "Because you are so edible, who can afford such an edible little piglet?"

Yuyu's eyes widened, and she forgot to eat the braised pork.

"You are lying, third brother is not because of this fierce fish." She retorted in a low voice.

"How do you know it's not? Did he tell you himself?" Lu Bai's mouth was like a knife, and he continued to stab Xiaotuanzi's heart, "Two bowls of rice for one meal, one plate of crispy pork ribs, two plates of braised pork, Three big chicken drumsticks, a bottle of yogurt... If I were your third brother, I would beat you eight hundred times a day and it would be light!"

The words fell, but Yuyu didn't speak for a long time.

Lu Bai lowered his head, saw the expression on the little girl's face, and was slightly stunned.

"You nonsense!! My third brother is rich, my third brother is super rich! He didn't kill Yuyu because of how much Yuyu ate, but because Yuyu's mother was a vixen. But Yuyu Your mother is not a vixen, they made a mistake! They are adults without brains!"

Yuyu twitched, and tears fell down.

Her face was full of tears from crying, and the tip of her nose was red.

Lu Bai was embarrassed and at a loss, and couldn't help muttering: "These tears are really like the spring at the head of the village, hiding endless water."

Yuyu heard it but didn't understand, tears continued to flow.

Seeing her sobbing, a little bit of guilt rose from the bottom of Lu Bai's heart.

But it's only about the size of a fingernail.

"I'm talking nonsense, I'm talking nonsense."

Lu Bai pushed the braised pork in front of Xiaotuanzi, coughed and said, "I really didn't know that your family's situation is so complicated. Besides, even if your mother did it, what's the matter with you as a child? If your third brother If you really hate you, then stay away from you and don't treat you well, right?"

"That's right, that's right!" Yuyu held the braised pork Xu Xu in her arms, picked up her chopsticks again, and said in agreement while eating: "Young brother is right, Yuyu thinks so too."

Lu Bai didn't know why he coaxed her, maybe it was because he dared to make people cry, or maybe it was because in the fairy tale books he didn't know much, the little princesses were all happy and beautiful. It must be wronged... In short, he finally ordered another plate of braised pork.

Standing at the entrance of the restaurant, Lu Bai looked at the 888 yuan order receipt in his hand, and once again felt that he had been cheated.

Is this his meow a little princess or a big eater? Why does he eat more than him? ?

After counting the five hundred-yuan bills cheated from Yuyu, he himself lost 380.

380 eight yuan.

A full 380 eight yuan!

Lu Bai, who was poor and white, felt a throbbing pain in his heart.

He clutched his chest with a pained expression.

Yuyu burped.

She rubbed her full belly, turned her head and saw Lu Bai's expression, and asked softly, "What's wrong with you, brother? You look so sad, as if someone stabbed you. "

This description can be said to be very appropriate.

Lu Bai said: "Sadness is just my protective color."

Yuyu: (⊙o⊙)

"Little brother, what kind of protective color is it?"

Lu Bai twitched the corners of his lips, and said perfunctorily, "You're a child and you don't understand. You'll understand when you grow up."

Yuyu then asked: "But why does little grandpa understand?"

Lu Bai: "Because my grandpa is an adult."

After hearing this, Yuyu's little face immediately became tangled, "But—"

"But adults are tall and tall, like big monsters!"

Yuyu imagined his uncle's height, and jumped up and down a few times, "My lord is so tall, you are too short, brother!"

Lu Bai, who is indeed not much older than Yuyu: "..."

So why did he take such a little girl to eat a meal worth 880?

In addition to being angry, he is angry with him.

The joys and sorrows of children are not the same. In the next second, Lu Bai felt his hand being pulled by something like cotton candy.

As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Yuyu holding his hand and looking at him with bright eyes, "Big brother, I don't like third brother anymore, can I come and live at your house?"

She stretched out a little finger and gestured: "Only for a very short time."

Lu Bai, who has seen Xiaotuanzi's concept of long and short, and how edible Xiaotuanzi is, refused on the spot: "No, I'm too poor, and I can't feed you for a day."

Yuyu's little face immediately collapsed.

Thinking of how the third brother treated her just now, Yuyu resisted going back.

But she has no home.

Yuyu pondered hard, and an idea came to her head: "Little brother, I can live in your house and raise you. I'm good at picking up trash!"

Her tone suddenly became excited.

Lu Bai stared at the little girl's excited expression, and once again regretted what he had done to pick up such a troublemaker.

Just like a candy bar.

Or the kind that can't be driven away.

But... Lu Bai frowned and asked, "You said you were super good at picking up trash?"

Yuyu nodded: "That's right, before my mother didn't go to heaven, Yuyu lived with her mother, Yuyu not only picked up trash, but also moved bricks, Yuyu could move 200 bricks a day, Yuyu was super good! "

Little girl proud face.

Under the guidance of my mother, even if no one raises fish in the future, the fish can support themselves!

"..."

Lu Bai's face was complicated, and he even wanted to swear.

What kind of life is this little girl living? A princess is not like a princess.

It's not a good thing to be a father.

If you have a child, you have to raise the child. This is the truth that even a minor knows.

"You really don't want to go back?" Lu Bai looked at her and asked.

Yuyu nodded her head vigorously, her decisiveness was ridiculous, "No! Go back! Go!"

Seeing her nodding, Lu Bai also nodded.

The boy's voice is like the warm wind in early spring, as warm and fiery as the mother Yuyu relies on.

I just heard him say lazily: "That's all right, young master, I will be a good person once and take you home."

"..."

The system did not speak.

The system also felt that the third brother had gone too far this time.

With the help of Lu Bai, it is not impossible to teach the third brother a lesson.