[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

It's war time.

At the very beginning, Sand Hidden Village in the Land of Wind and Konoha Village in the Land of Fire declared war on each other. The two sides continued to fight for half a year. The Hidden Rock Village in the Land of Earth, who had been watching from the sidelines, couldn't hold back anymore, rolled up its sleeves and ended. .

When ninjas are fighting, the Five Elements Escape Technique is flying everywhere, and it is often windy, rainy, thunderstorm, and earthquake. Not to mention the impact on civilians, it is also a devastating blow to the ecological environment around the battlefield.The big countries have a tacit understanding in this regard, and they unanimously choose to transfer this negative impact to the surrounding small countries. The three countries of wind, fire and earth regard a small country called the country of rain, which is located at the junction of the three countries, as a battlefield .

Although the Land of Rain is small, it has also established its own ninja village. The leader of Yuyin Village, Sanshoyu Hanzo, was dissatisfied with the fate of a small country that could only become a victim of the power of a big country, so he stepped forward and protested with practical actions.

Such overwhelmed little people have emerged one after another in history, and in most cases, everyone calls them cannon fodder.However, Hanzo is not an ordinary cannon fodder. He led the Yuren to fight against the three major countries, and he was able to fight back and forth with all countries.

In order to protect the face of the big country, the Three Kingdoms insisted that they were busy fighting each other and had no time to care about others, so Hanzo took advantage of the fire to fish in troubled waters.But behind the scenes, the name of this legendary ninja "half god" is still quietly spreading.

Hanzo is good at using poison, its poison is so strong that he will die soon after being hit.Even Sand Yin, who is also good at using poison, has a lot of headaches about this, and has called several meetings with Chunin Jnin who are quite accomplished in potions.

At the seminar, men, women and children held each other's opinions, and the discussion was in full swing. There was only one gray-haired young man who was out of place, sitting alone in the most inconspicuous corner, nestled in a chair, holding a teacup and yawning. like old people.

The person who presided over the meeting was a purple-haired woman in her 40s. Noticing his appearance, she immediately knocked on the table and called to remind him: "Mr. Sa, be more serious."

It was good not to be criticized by name, but as soon as it was mentioned, Harry was full of resentment.

Sha Yin and his group are even more shameless than Konoha, they don't give them freedom, they don't get paid, and they have to be called in for any crap.He was caught handling intelligence last night, stayed up until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and was dug out of bed before six o'clock in the morning to attend this bloody detoxification seminar.

"I said earlier that I have no research in this area. I can brew all kinds of potions, but it doesn't mean I am proficient in pathology and pharmacology." He put down his teacup and complained angrily, "I also mentioned it in the last meeting, and I won the prize." Stuff the bezoar down the throat if it is poisonous, it is best if it is useful, if it is useless, wait for death, it’s over! I can’t give any better advice after discussing it, why do you still have to let me participate?”

Everyone at the table turned to look at him, and the most irritable one couldn't help but patted the table: "Bold! How dare you talk to Lord Chiyo like that!"

The rest of the people echoed and were outraged.

The woman named Chiyo didn't look too good, but for some reason, she didn't pursue it further, waved her hands weakly, and let him go.

The front line is still fighting, and everyone is still busy with their own affairs. The seminar was held for a while and then adjourned.

Afterwards, there was a tactical deployment meeting. Chiyo and two or three Jōnin stayed behind, while Harry followed the others out consciously.

Before going out, Chiyo called him from behind: "Mr. Sa, please stay."

Harry paused, turned slightly sideways, and stood waiting for the next article.

"Your life is always in the hands of the village." Chiyo was accustomed to his idle style of never respecting his predecessors, and he didn't bother to say anything, and went straight to the point, "I hope you can take care of yourself."

Harry raised his eyebrows, and answered nonchalantly: "No, my mother has passed away anyway, so the village can only threaten me with my life."

Chiyo choked, paused, and said, "Stay away from my grandson, don't think that you can use him to contain me, if you dare to touch him—"

"Come on." Harry interrupted the threat rudely, "If you could really kill me, I would have died ten thousand times already."

Chiyo was angry and glared at him, almost poking two holes in his body.

Harry curled his lips into a smile under this stare, his expression was pure like a spotless angel, but the words he spit out were evil like a demon from hell: "Oh, I just like this look that doesn't suit me but can't get rid of it." What do I look like~"

The Third Kazekage came in from the outside at this time, Harry immediately put aside the provocation, and bowed his head to say hello: "Master Three Generations."

The man with blue hair and yellow eyes glanced at him lightly, then nodded slightly with aloofness.

Harry took out a thumb-sized scroll from his pocket, which was the result of staying up all night last night, and handed it over respectfully.

Fengying pulled the scroll away, and after only a few glances, he showed a satisfied expression, and praised: "That's right, the analysis is very detailed."

"Sa, you should stay too. We just found Konoha's reinforcements on the front line, and we are about to discuss how to mobilize troops for encirclement and suppression. You can give appropriate suggestions based on what you know about Konoha." He walked to the table The host next to him sat down and greeted Harry calmly.

How could Harry fail to understand the meaning behind these words, and shook his head: "No, it's better to avoid suspicion in my capacity. After the meeting, if you can use me, you can just summon me in private."

He saluted again, pushed the door and left, and thoughtfully closed the door for the people in the house—of course, it didn't make any difference to him whether the door was closed or not.

Harry walked down the street, judging the situation in his head as he listened to the discussion of Listener Charm feedback.

He wouldn't tell Konoha all about Sand Yin's deployment plan in detail. If Konoha accurately predicted all of Sand Yin's actions in advance, Sand Yin would suspect him without finishing a battle.Even if the information is big enough to affect the direction of the battle, he will only disclose part of it to Konoha, so that Konoha will not be wiped out, but he will not let Sand Yin notice the clues.

War, after all, is going to kill people, if you don't let this group of militant ninjas pinch each other for a few years and consume their accumulated energy, manpower and financial resources, they will never realize the benefits of peace.

As for the acquaintances of Konoha, Harry knew more or less about their current situation through the offline development when he was still in Konoha.

The underage children are strictly protected, and their peers and elders who can stand on their own have joined the battlefield one after another, becoming a powerful force capable of resisting one side. Among them, Orochimaru and his party have attracted the most attention.

Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade, the three old teammates re-formed a team and were active on the front line.

Just a few days ago, they had a face-to-face encounter with Hanzo, the leader of Yuyin Village. Although they were defeated, Hanzo appreciated their strength and perseverance at such a young age, and even bestowed on them the "Konoha Three" Forbearance' title.

Harry finally knew that all powerful ninjas either had some brain problems—for example, the unknown Uchiha he had met who wanted to strangle Orange Water to death if he disagreed with him, or they had some unknown bad tastes. ——For example, Hanzo who likes to call others nicknames (with bad taste).

That's right, Chiyo of Sand Hidden also fought against Hanzo several times, and Hanzo specially gave her the alias of "puppet old woman".So much so that after Harry heard that Orochimaru and his party were also nicknamed, he was a little worried that he would hear names like "Pornography, Gambling and Drug Trio". The title is fairly pertinent.

No matter what, everyone is still alive, that's good.

When approaching the door of the house, Harry spotted a small figure poking his head at a street corner not far away. The other party saw him too, hiding behind the wall, only showing a pair of eyes and red hair, looking behind him cautiously.

Harry stopped in his tracks and said helplessly, "Come out, it's okay, your grandma is still in a meeting."

Before he could finish his sentence, the red-haired boy rushed out from the alley, blowing in front of him like a small whirlwind, raised his little head, and called out: "Mr. Sa!"

The kid in front of him was the precious grandson Chiyo told Harry to stay away earlier.

Harry bent down and stroked the soft red hair: "Little Scorpion, why did you skip class again?"

"Those old things don't understand anything, and they point fingers all day long, assigning some boring homework, listening to it is a waste of time." Scorpion kicked the pebbles on the ground, with a cynicism that didn't match his age, "They Always treat me like a child who doesn't understand anything! I'm obviously—I'm already four years old!"

Compared with other children, Xie is more concerned about his age. He desperately hopes that everyone will treat him as an adult, but unfortunately, his grandma Chiyo always protects him very well.

This is also the opportunity for Harry to become attached to him.

At the beginning, shortly after Harry returned to Sand Hidden, Chiyo's husband died in a battle.In order to stabilize people's hearts, Sandai Kazekage held a funeral specially for the battle heroes, and Harry, who was still under surveillance, was forced to go too.

At that time, Xie was only two and a half years old, held by Chiyo, stretched out his small hand to touch the lifeless cold body in the coffin, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong with Grandpa?"

Naturally, it was impossible for the adults to tell him the truth, and they all coaxed him into saying that his grandpa was sleeping. Only Harry answered bluntly, "He's dead."

Scorpion blinked his eyes and asked again: "What is death?"

Under the incredulous eyes of a group of people including Chiyo, Harry squatted down, regardless of whether the children could understand or not, and earnestly popularized the origin and meaning of life.

Xie looked at him, his eyes changed from bewildered to enlightened, then from enlightened to admiring, and finally nodded solemnly, and replied: "I see, thank you."

Probably because he thought it was good not to be treated casually as a child. After that, Scorpio became Harry's little tail, and he often came to him when he was free. He didn't call him "uncle", but just "sir". Talk about topics that most children of this age are not interested in, life, time, the world, the universe... and so on.

Harry happened to be flustered when he was free, and he was also happy to answer questions for the children. The old and the young mingled together to kill time when they had free time.

It's a pity that as Xie's grandmother, Chiyo always feels that he has bad intentions for getting close to Xie. Like an old hen, she uses her beak and claws firmly to the outside world, trying to wrap her grandson under her wings for tight protection.

Children, more or less have a rebellious mentality of going against their elders, let alone a precocious scorpion.Chiyo arranged his spare time to the fullest, so he simply skipped class from Ninja Elementary School every now and then to find Harry, sneaking around, as if he was facing a big enemy, almost like an underground party joint.

He looked around again, still not at ease, so he pulled Harry by the corner of his clothes and urged, "Come on, let's go into the house, don't be caught by grandma."

Harry let the children drag him all the way to the door of the house, opened the door and entered the house.

"I'm back." He said habitually, but didn't get any response. Then he remembered that his biological mother had died of a serious illness two months ago.

He was still a little dazed, Xie got into the room first, and jumped in front of the stand by the window.

Irene, who was basking in the sun and grooming on the stand, was taken aback, and half-spread her wings in dissatisfaction, intending to give this impolite visitor a little color.

"No, Irene." Harry supported Scorpion's shoulders and pulled the kid out of Irene's attack range.

Irene was not very happy, and glared at him, but she was not reluctant to chase after him, and jumped to a higher position.

Scorpion looked up at Irene, and sighed in fascination: "It's so beautiful!"

The species of protozoa in the desert are relatively monotonous, most of which are rodents and small insects that live near the ground, and there are very few birds, all of which are insectivorous or omnivorous, and are small in size.In contrast, a purely carnivorous and large raptor like Irene is as unique as standing out from the flock.

"Master" was praised, and Harry, who is a shit shovel officer, also felt proud, and said with a smile: "Isn't that right? A catty of meat a day will almost make me poor."

One big and one small were chatting, the time reached noon unknowingly, and finally someone came to pick up the children.

Harry went to open the door, and there was a woman about his age standing outside the door, with smooth long hair and a gentle and demure face.

"Long time no see." Harry leaned against the door and greeted familiarly, "Sister Rabbit."

The woman pushed her hair behind her ears, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "It's better to call me Chihori."

"Ah, sorry, I'm used to it." Harry nodded apologetically, and changed his words, "Chihori."

Chihori was the first-generation member with whom he had the best relationship when he was still serving in the "Zodiac", code-named "U".Mao retired smoothly at the age of 20, returned to Shayin, regained his real name, got married and started a family, and...

"Mom!" The little boy Xie, who thought it was grandma who had found him and hid in a cowardly manner, rushed out excitedly, "You're back!"

Only in front of his parents, he will show the lively and innocent that a child should have.

Harry stepped aside, watching the scene where Scorpion fell into Chihori's arms, and the mother and child hugged each other eagerly. After the end of the day, for the first time, he showed some soft expressions.

He couldn't help but fight for Chihori: "You have been born and died for more than ten years, and finally retired. Why do the superiors always send you to the front line?"

"It can't be helped, it's war time after all." Qianholi stood up holding Xie, scratching her son's little nose, with a gentle and helpless expression, "When the war is over, I'll have more time to spend with Xiaoxie."

She looked at Harry, thought for a while, and said, "Mr. Sa seems to like children very much? The age is also suitable. Why don't you think about getting married and starting a family?"

Harry was slightly taken aback by the question.

After a few seconds, he lowered his eyes, with a bitter smile on his lips: "Forget about it. I am heartless, careless, and unworthy of a family."