I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?
Chapter 990 Howl in the mud! Howl in the mud! Everyone howls!
"Uh... sorry, didn't mean to do that."
In the helicopter, Lin Xia scratched her head awkwardly.
The "da da da" noise just now was indeed the sound of gunfire.
But it wasn't just people from both sides who started fighting.
But his gun went off accidentally.
"Brother..."
"Anyway, just be careful."
The people in the helicopter hesitated to speak.
But it was a relief all in all.
Unfortunately though it went off.
But luckily, nothing was damaged.
All those shots just now were fired into the air.
"I will pay attention next time, I will pay attention next time!"
Lin Xia scratched his head and apologized to everyone.
Just then the helicopter began to slowly descend.
Wait until it landed.
A circle of fully armed soldiers immediately surrounded them.
These are the same border guards we encountered before.
It’s just that the two sides belong to different military regions.
But the responsibilities are the same.
All for the purpose of protecting territorial integrity.
"What happened just now? We seemed to hear gunshots? Did you find anything wrong?"
The captain of this unit looked at the people getting off the helicopter with a vigilant look on his face and said.
"No, it just went off accidentally. It was a complete accident."
"Uh……"
I awkwardly explained what happened on the plane again.
Lin Xia felt that she had embarrassed herself terribly.
"Haha...it turns out that things can go off accidentally!"
"Fortunately there were no casualties, that's all that matters!"
"Let's go, get in the car, we'll start patrolling from this side!"
Get on the border guards' exclusive off-road vehicle.
A new round of patrols has begun.
Because this patrol has a purpose.
Therefore, the entire process must be carried out in a high-profile and blatant manner.
So the guy was placed on the roof of the car.
Gozi:? ? ?
May I ask? ?
Don’t I have any face?
…………
This is done so that the border guards next door can see it.
The guy is coming to us!
If you are not honest!
We will move your boundary markers too!
But don’t say it yet.
Although this is a bit of a waste.
But the effect is really good.
When passing by several boundary markers.
It was obvious that the other side's border guards were showing goodwill to this side.
That playful look.
I'm really afraid that they will suddenly hit the boundary marker with a shovel.
Then he carried it and moved it fifty meters away.
"Howl in the mud! Howl in the mud! Everybody howl!"
As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person.
The other party greeted him warmly and Gozi responded with a smile.
For a moment, the atmosphere was extremely harmonious.
If you don’t know, you might think that the two sides are long-time friends.
But the reality is...
Not really friends.
But the neighbors do have several lifetimes.
…………
After a round of patrol.
The sky is gradually getting darker.
With the smile of the day intimidation.
You basically don't have to worry about the other party causing any trouble at night.
So, night time.
Lin Xia can rest peacefully in the camp.
"Ah! I can finally take a break! I'm almost dying today!"
As the guy who has been sitting on the roof of the car from beginning to end, I am really exhausted both physically and mentally.
When other fans saw this scene, they all posted comments pretending to comfort him.
[Good boy! This guy is really an idiot! ]
[That's too much! He was busy all day, but he didn't do anything. How can you use him to insult an idiot?]
[Pfft! The guy upstairs, you didn’t let him go either!]
[Although, let's get started. Now is not the time to rest. Go watch the love variety show next door! ]
[Pfft! Don't mention it. I laugh every time I mention it. Damn, even if the other party uses their mouth, the guest can still lose. Hahahaha, I'm numb from laughing! ]
Maybe he wanted to watch a romance show, or maybe it was out of his basic duties as a staff member.
After seeing these comments, the person following the camera shouted "Fuck you!" in a low voice.
Then she hinted to him that it was time to watch some romance variety shows.
Received hints from staff.
Gozi also became interested and quickly turned on the dating show.
Then I saw...
The scene was already full of medical staff.
【Um? 】
[No, I just came from the live broadcast room, there was no such noise just now! ]
[Didn't you say to observe the heart rate index? Why did you call the doctor? ]
[Why call a doctor? The guest was clearly carried away on a stretcher! ]
[Damn it! What the hell is going on? I was away for just a few minutes, what happened? ]
[Hiss! Maybe... I know what's going on. ]
[Riddlers, get lost! I hate every Riddler equally, I’ll go watch it myself!]
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
The staff who had prepared to support the couple were stunned.
And the guy who was still preparing to see how far it would go was also confused.
next second.
Gozi suddenly thought of something.
He quickly opened another phone.
Then I saw several messages sent by Yan Min.
Open the first one.
It's a video.
The video shows the results of this afternoon's game.
Ok……
It's still a crushing situation.
Even if the players on Guo Jia's team held the racket in their mouths.
Still got 0 blocks in the guest group.
Eight guests didn't get a single point.
In the end, the guest was so angry that he said he would not eat dinner.
Because they are too ashamed to eat.
After all, I agreed to let the other party continue playing with both hands.
It already seems that they are very shameless.
This is what happened.
Still lost in the end?
What the hell! !
How will they face people in the future? !
So...
At dinner time.
To prove that I still have some dignity.
The guests found the director together.
They said we could have barbecue for dinner, but they wouldn’t use the ingredients provided by the show’s crew.
They have to find ingredients on their own!
When Yan Min saw the guests’ reactions, she suddenly felt that she had finally made it.
This trick is really useful!!
Although it hasn't reached the stage where he can behave like a gentleman.
But this time the table tennis failed.
It also makes the cohesion of the eight people stronger!
So, the director didn't hesitate at all.
I agreed to the proposal immediately.
Even took the initiative to say it.
If the ingredients they find are up to a certain standard.
The program team is willing to send them a few more dishes.
then.
competition is over.
The guests started to work on the mountain.
This is when the benefits of a large villa in the wilderness come into play.
Because there is no one around.
So no one picks the wild ingredients around.
A wave of searching came down.
We actually found a lot of mushrooms for the eight guests.
Even caught a pheasant.
Although the audience unanimously believed that this chicken was released by the program team.
But since the program team does not acknowledge him, he can only be a cheap guest.
As for the guests.
Never mind where the chicken came from.
They caught it themselves anyway!
So, this is the ingredients they worked hard to find themselves!!
that's it.
Nothing unexpected.
The guests also enjoyed barbecued mushrooms in the evening.
however……
This is where the problem lies!
Just when everyone was eating and chatting and having a great time.
Everyone started talking nonsense.
It looks like being possessed by evil spirits.
The director team panicked at that time.
But before the medical staff could intervene.
An experienced viewer said in the barrage:
[See! I told you I had experience, mushrooms are poisonous! You didn't believe me! Now it's okay, right? You're all lying down! ]
[Brother, this is awesome! I didn’t expect to find someone with experience with this. Thank you for your hard work!]
……
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