I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

【ah? ah? ah? 】

[I Chao! Please don't say such sinister words in broad daylight! ]

[So the soul-calling lamp really calls the souls of the dead? ? ]

[It's not a branding iron, can this really be broadcast? But I don't see any souls either? ]

[This... please do it quickly!!!]

【Gangzi: Just watch it carefully, please don’t disturb me. 】

[Fuck! Is this guy really here???]

Listen to what Old Man Liu said.

You Xuanhong and the on-site staff were all shocked.

"Master, it doesn't look like there's a dead body nearby?"

Although the surrounding area is overgrown with weeds, it is difficult to tell the direction.

But they could still tell whether there were any corpses on the ground.

Upon hearing this, Old Man Liu lowered his head and looked around.

It seems that it really doesn't look like there are any dead bodies around.

He frowned and thought for a moment, then relit the soul-calling lamp using the same method as before.

But what’s different from before is this.

This time the lamp oil had just been lit.

next second.

It went out suddenly again.

See this scene.

The expressions on the faces of several people at the scene were a little unnatural.

[Ah, this? What's going on? Is this place haunted?]

[Rely on me, rely on me, rely on me! The little quilt is protecting me, there is a ghost! ]

[Heaven and earth, please help me, if you see a ghost, you should beat Yaoyaoling! 】

You Xuanhong inconspicuously leaned towards Old Man Liu and said, "Master, this... isn't it haunted?"

Old man Liu lowered his head in thought and did not answer.

Until a long while passed.

He stared at the ground below him and suddenly said, "No, the body is indeed here, but it is right under our feet."

"what--"

Old man Liu’s words frightened the staff so much that they jumped three feet high.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked.

[Damn, damn, damn? What? What did you say? ]

[Fuck! I can’t watch this anymore! I can’t watch this anymore! This livestream is going to be worse than hell!]

[I agree with the underworld, but we, the underworld friends, don’t agree. 】

[Isn't the branding iron concerned about whether it is the underworld or not at this time? 】

[Can anyone with experience give me some advice on this? It's not possible to fake a corpse like this, right? ]

"Gudu!"

The sound of You Xuanhong and the staff swallowing their saliva could be clearly heard at the scene.

Although You Xuanhong is a military master, it is not a problem for him to launch a thundering attack on the enemy.

But faced with this kind of thing, it's impossible to not feel anxious.

"Master...you mean, the body was killed? And then buried here?"

Old man Liu shook his head: "That's not the case. The body must have died accidentally. It was probably buried by a kind-hearted person passing by."

"Ah? How do you know this?" You Xuanhong was stunned.

Old Man Liu explained: "Because if the deceased was murdered, the flame of the soul-calling lamp would not be so natural, but would be erratic. This is resentment."

"However, even though I know the body is here, I still need to ask if I can take it back."

As soon as he finished speaking, Old Man Liu took out a lot of yellow paper and three incense sticks one after another.

Then he wrote something on the yellow paper, accompanied by a string of spells, and the yellow paper quickly burned to ashes.

After dealing with all this.

He took the three incense sticks, lit them, and put them back in place.

You Xuanhong and the staff watched all this quietly from the side.

There was curiosity and fear in his eyes.

After all, no matter how you look at it, this thing seems a bit shady.

Soon, the three incense sticks burned out.

Old Man Liu stared at the shapes of the three incense sticks and remained silent for a long time.

Finally, he sighed and said, "Since you don't want to go back, I won't force you. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, that's fine."

Old man Liu stood up, packed up all his things, then turned to You Xuanhong and said, "Let's go back."

You Xuanhong:?

"Ah? Master, aren't we here to drive away the corpses?" You Xuanhong was puzzled.

Although what Old Man Liu said just now sounded a bit confusing.

But aren’t they here to drive away the corpses?

Now we are sure that the body is here.

Shouldn't we just dig it back?

As Old Man Liu turned to leave, he explained, "He doesn't want to go back."

"Ah? He doesn't want to go back?"

You Xuanhong was numb.

As a soldier king, he felt the horror of the underworld for the first time.

"Well, although we take orders from the living, we must respect the dead at all times. After all, the dead are the greatest."

"Then how are we going to explain to the other party when we go back like this?"

"Just tell the truth."

You Xuanhong: …

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[So what? Then what? When did he talk to the dead? ]

[It’s incense! Before having sex, I lit incense and asked the dead! ]

[No, guys... Can this really be broadcast? 】

[It's already over, can it still be played? Bro, are you having trouble keeping up with the pace? ]

[No, am I the only one who suddenly feels that the King of Soldiers is stupid? ]

[Don't mention it, I would have forgotten he was the King of Soldiers if you hadn't said it. Hahaha, he looks like a new apprentice who knows nothing. So cute.]

…………

You Xuanhong followed Old Man Liu on the way back.

The popularity of the live broadcast room gradually began to decline.

But the heat is not gone.

Instead, it was moved from the live broadcast room to Weibo.

#The soul-calling lamp can really call back souls! #

#Oh my god, the corpse-driving is really awesome#

#Swap career, drive corpses, You Xuanhong#

#The same style of the pdd corpse-calling lamp is now online#

#You Xuanhong Silly#

Topics one by one.

It quickly became a hot topic like a rocket.

And when netizens saw these contents.

Everyone became excited.

[You can climb a tree by riding a pig]: See! I told you that corpse-driving definitely exists. I said it when I was doing corpse-driving.

[I just love PD dick]: So is the same type of soul-calling lamp on Pinduoduo reliable? Is it easy to use? Has anyone tried it?

[Smell the Wild Boar Peppa's crotch]: I have to say this, this old guy is quite good, but I didn't quite understand what he said in the end.

[Red and Green Donkey, Green, Green, Green, Stroke]: Didn’t people say that the deceased didn’t want to go back? It is probably related to the result of the incense.

[The Panda Burns Incense But There Is No Fire]: Yes, I think this thing is quite familiar to me, but it's a pity that I can't learn it. Woohoo, it feels so cool, I want to learn it, it must be a good way to pick up girls.

[Sparks and Lightning All the Way]: The person upstairs, saying everything will only harm you!

Ok……

Even corpse-carrying can lead to picking up girls.

I can only say that you are worthy of being a netizen!!!

but.

Weibo didn’t stay popular for long.

The heat has begun a new round of transfer.

Because the guy is starting to get ready to go down the pit!!

【666 It’s this kind of show that’s fun to watch! 】

[It feels so good, so good, a climax the whole time, ah! It feels so good! ]

[I hope there will be more shows with this kind of fast pace, hahaha, so cool, love watching it! ]

[I can’t finish watching it. I can’t finish watching it at all. Wow, three mobile phones are not enough! ]

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