I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

"Jerk off! Jerk off!"

"Brother Gozi, let's masturbate together!!"

"..."

Looking at these innocent and cute little zombies in front of me.

Lin Xia suddenly felt a headache.

Is his thinking distorted?

Ok!

He seems a little dirty!

But what he didn't know was.

In fact, he was not the only one who had the wrong idea.

The thoughts of netizens in the live broadcast room are also distorted.

Some scenes that are not suitable for children have already appeared in my mind.

"Emmmm!"

"It's hard not to obey such a cute kid!"

"No way, you guys are even going to do this? Are you still a human being?"

"It doesn't matter whether I charge or not. What matters is that I have no resistance to these little zombies, okay?"

"Hmm...it seems so. Who can resist this? The Cospe series, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Ugh! This is a good educational program, I advise you not to go too far!"

"We are discussing educational programs, no poking!"

"Outrageous!"

"..."

It took a few minutes.

Lin Xia finally calmed down these lively little zombies.

The price of appeasing them is that I will take them to the playground to masturbate later...

Ugh! No!

It's a flying sword!!

Ok……

Although I don’t know where these kids knew this.

But somehow, I still feel a sense of accomplishment.

Is this what it feels like to be admired?

No wonder those celebrities like to have so many fans.

How does it feel to have so many fans admiring you?

Not like myself...

All fans are friends.

They are all here to blacken themselves!

I can't even worship it!!!

…………

After calming down the children in the class.

Lin Xia also began to formally get into the topic.

However, before entering the topic.

He still asked out of curiosity.

Where on earth did these little guys get their zombie clothes?

Why do you have to dress like this to go to school?

"Because my dad said you're a bitch and like the underworld, and he said that dressing us like this will make you feel at home."

A chubby little boy raised his hand and said.

Once someone spoke, the other kids started to speak as well.

"I wear this dress because my aunt asked me to wear it."

"My uncle asked me to wear this."

"My brother asked me to wear this."

"I'm my sister!"

"I'm your nephew."

Lin Xia:?

Live broadcast room: Hmm?

Is there something strange sneaking in?

The eldest nephew helps his uncle to attend the parent-teacher conference series, right?

"Since your family members let you wear these clothes, then what you just said was also taught to you by your family members, right?"

After Lin Xia got the answer to the previous question, she asked the next question.

But this time, the children all shook their heads and said, "No! We said that ourselves. We know Gozi, and Gozi can transform into Ultraman!"

"Yes! The fucker won't die! You are the fucker! I've seen you in the video!"

"That's right! The ghost will also summon scary ghosts to eat children. If we don't sleep, it will eat us!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's what my dad said to me too!"

"But will Gozi really become Ultraman? I really want to see it!"

"Oh! He is our teacher now, he can definitely show us something. Don't worry, let's do it one by one. Let him show us how to use his flying sword first. It will definitely be fun!"

"Yes, yes, yes! We must play with flying swords! We must play with flying swords!!"

"..."

Inexplicable.

The topic suddenly returned to the beginning.

Fortunately, after the communication just now.

Now all the kids are thinking about playing with flying swords.

Therefore, Gozi still has a very strong voice now.

He simply clapped his hands.

All the little zombies in the class sat up straight in an instant, and no one spoke.

"Okay, everyone, stop arguing. Now, you all need to introduce yourselves. I don't even know your names yet."

"Teacher, my name is..."

"Teacher, I..."

"teacher……"

"..."

The voice of Gaozi fell.

All the children lined up consciously.

Start introducing yourself one by one.

"These little guys are still very obedient!"

Looking at the little zombies in front of me, shaking their heads and introducing themselves.

Lin Xia felt that the principal might have overestimated the children in this class.

After all, they are all children, why would they be so troublesome as you think?

Look how cute they are~

…………

Jingle Bell!

Unknowingly.

The class period has ended.

At this time, Lin Xia's chat with the children came to an end.

As the first class in this class.

Lin Xia was not in a hurry to teach any knowledge.

The main reason is that he really doesn't have any knowledge.

At that time, I went to take the exam for the kindergarten teaching certificate.

It's just a simplified version of the kindergarten nanny test.

So, the program team has requirements for them.

Just being able to play with the kids for a while is enough.

As for the actual course schedule.

It needs to be a professional teacher.

However, although this is the requirement.

But that doesn’t mean all the guests will do so.

Now that we are here, everyone must want to do a good job.

Especially in front of the camera.

Even if it's just superficial.

You have to pretend too.

So, live camera.

When the first class is over.

The other guests let the children move freely.

They all started asking questions to the teaching assistants next to them.

Let’s not discuss whether their questions are necessary or not.

At least their attitude is completely extreme.

You have nothing to say about this, right?

And this scene.

It can be said that he successfully deceived the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Wow! Everyone is so serious!"

"Hey! After all, this is the future of our country, who dares to take care of him?"

"Speaking of which, how did the school agree to filming? And did the parents agree to it?"

"It's actually not bad. The program won't last too long, and there are original teachers as teaching assistants. Basically, it won't affect the study too much."

"The most important thing is that this is just a kindergarten. In fact, learning is secondary. Getting familiar with the school environment is the most important thing."

"That's right. I used to be a kindergarten teacher. Every year when the small class starts, the principal actually has only one request, which is to make the children get used to school life."

"As for studying, it's relatively unimportant."

"As a kindergarten teacher, a child's academic performance has little to do with the kindergarten. The biggest help the kindergarten can provide is to help the child develop good habits."

"But unfortunately, now parents send their children to kindergartens to use them as daycare centers. Over time, kindergarten teachers have also regarded themselves as babysitters. Therefore, kindergartens now are more like daycare centers."

"..."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was rolling.

The audience was discussing it seriously.

but.

at this time.

An audience member discovered.

Among all the guests.

It seems that there are a few people who don't play by the rules.

Everyone else went to communicate with the teaching assistants about how to guide the children in their studies.

So these three people actually took the children out to play?

This……

It’s unreasonable!!

……

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