I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?
Chapter 270 Team Zhao at this time is quite helpless... like a clear and stupid college student
Discuss with Team Xiao Zhao.
Lin Xia went to work on the funeral first.
As for Team Zhao's reaction?
Nobody cares at all.
Team Zhao: ...
Chilling!
Is there really no one to speak up for me?
who knows~
family members~
I always feel like I'm going to take the blame again!
…………
Lin Xia took advantage of the presiding over the funeral.
I found a high place and looked at the feng shui pattern of the village.
He didn't pay much attention at first.
Because when I first entered the village.
There was no difference in the village at all.
But wait until you take a closer look.
Lin Xia really saw something different.
I didn't expect this ordinary small village.
There are still big guys hiding!
but……
Think about the specialness of this village.
In Lin Xia's mind.
Suddenly thought of "Shan Hai Jing".
Precisely.
It reminds me of a creature in "Shan Hai Jing".
Drought! ! !
"Liaofei all exist in the underground world."
"The thing called Hanba doesn't really exist, does it?"
Lin Xia couldn't help muttering: "I heard before that there are often legends about drought in northern Shaanxi."
Shaking his head, he led the burial team back.
We'll wait until the funeral is over to discuss matters here.
The burial of the deceased is over.
Then there is the delightful eating session.
The funeral for the past few days has been dealt with in one go.
The funeral banquet that Lin Xia made was also on the hot searches several times.
Many entertainers in the entertainment industry are greedy.
Water friends in the live broadcast room.
It's even more for a meal.
They all started urging their friends to burp their farts.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"The sky is lingering, the earth is lingering, you're going to show up soon, let my friend burp, and let me have a meal!"
"Yeah, yeah! A bunch of dogs, they can't even satisfy my desire to eat, so what kind of friends are you?"
"Let's just say, is there a possibility that even if no one dies in the house, you can also order a pottery to cook at home?"
"As long as you have enough money, you should have a chance, right? I'm going to try it, it happens that I have too much money and have no place to spend it!"
"Sister upstairs, are you sure, do you want to order some cooking? Actually, if it's not cooking, I can also serve it!"
"Ah bah! You're thinking of farting!!"
…………
After the funeral.
Lin Xia asked Yang Mi to arrange for Jiaxing's people to go back.
And he wants to stay to help solve the sacrificial matter.
Yang Mi and Reba became interested when they heard the news.
So decided to stay as well.
Soon, a group of people gathered at the entrance of the village.
Zhao Ruonan said, "Lin Xia, have you thought of a way?"
Lin Xia nodded: "There is a way, but let's go to the village head's house first."
"Um... OK!"
Zhao Ruonan nodded.
Then he led the way to the village chief's house.
When the group arrived at the village chief's house.
The village head is already preparing for the sacrifice.
It was Zhao Ruonan and Zhao Dui who came.
The village chief's expression immediately became displeased.
"I said before, this is a matter of our village, you don't need to worry about it!"
"No one in our village murdered for money, the girl who called the police is all talking nonsense!"
After speaking, the village head saw Lin Xia again.
"You're the guy who presided over the funeral today, aren't you?"
Regarding Lin Xia, the attitude of the village chief is also very average.
Because, in the past.
He, the village head, has the final say on all matters of funerals and funerals in the village.
Fortunately, this time, he even bypassed him, the village head, and invited a group of people he didn't know.
The village chief felt that the current villagers were getting more and more difficult to manage.
There are rebellious ah! ! !
…………
Lin Xia didn't care about the village chief's hostility.
He said straight to the point.
I have my own way to make it rain in the village.
And said sacrifices to those or something.
are not desirable.
When the village chief heard the words, he scoffed and didn't take it seriously.
Lin Xia was not surprised by the village chief's reaction.
He just smiled and said:
"Village chief, it's useless to just talk, how about we make a bet?"
"If we can really make it rain in the village, how about you abolishing sacrifices in the future?"
"If we can't do it, then you can sacrifice whatever you want, and the police will no longer interfere in your village's affairs."
The village chief frowned when he heard this, "Are you sure you can make the village rain? Don't think we don't know. The Meteorological Bureau has nothing to do with our village."
In fact, before the sacrifice, the village head did not think of scientific means.
After all, in this day and age, one can choose to use metaphysics to solve problems.
Most of it is because science can't solve it.
That's why I took the attitude of giving it a try.
"Of course, our team Zhao is a true disciple of Taoism! The five thunders are not a problem, so what's the matter with calling the wind and rain?"
After hearing Lin Xia's words, the village chief's eyes widened instantly, and he looked towards Team Zhao in disbelief.
No, isn't this person the director of the police station?
How come he is a true disciple of Taoism?
Five thunders?Call the wind and shake the rain?
How about filming a TV show here? ?
Team Zhao also widened his eyes.
what?
Call the wind and call the rain?
Why didn't he know that he could call the wind and call the rain?
Damn, you are too much!
Obviously you want to do something.
You want me to take the blame again, right? ?
…………
at the same time.
The water friends in the live broadcast room see this.
All of them were shocked.
They couldn't help laughing too.
"Pfft ha ha ha! It's started! It's started again!"
"Good guy! Such a big hat, how can Zhao Dui call the wind and call the rain?"
"I'm mad! I love Team Zhao! Team Zhao is awesome [funny]!"
"Haha! Upstairs, you are such an idiot riding a horse. Is that how you love Team Zhao!"
"Speaking of which, this village is indeed a bit evil. There won't be such a drought, right?"
"Impossible? Isn't the Hanba fabricated from a fairy tale?"
"Brother, when is it? Are there still myths and stories? Ghosts already exist. Is the existence of drought demons outrageous? Besides, they are also recorded in the Shan Hai Jing. Even scorpions can exist, so why can't drought demons exist?"
"No, it's not the same thing, it's outrageous anyway!"
"It's not outrageous, it's all normal in front of Gouzi, okay?"
"..."
At last.
The village chief still agreed to Lin Xia's bet.
After all, no matter winning or losing, it is beneficial to the village.
then--
Lin Xia made some preparations.
So he took Team Zhao to find a place.
Ready to open the altar to pray for rain.
Until Team Zhao was pushed to the altar.
He was still in a daze.
He looked at the sword in his hand.
As well as various props and yellow symbols on the table.
At this time, Team Zhao looked like a clear and stupid college student.
The whole person stood on the altar, not knowing what to do at all.
He looked at Lin Xia confused and helpless.
The expression on his face seemed to say.
"Help me... help me..."
However, Lin Xia just smiled.
Then he gestured a few gestures at him.
It means you can do whatever you want.
Team Zhao was silent.
He plays any der casually!
Play it casually.
I'm afraid that he won't know why he was taken away later.
But think about the purpose of this visit.
Team Zhao sighed.
I did it anyway.
Compared with preventing sacrifices and harming people.
He drank a few cups of tea and took some blame.
What's the deal?
then.
next second.
Zhao Dui gritted his teeth and his heart sank.
He directly picked up the sword and posed in several TV drama poses.
Finally, with sharp eyes, he pointed to the sky and shouted, "Mother Thunder and Mother Lightning help me!!!"
Lin Xia: ...
Zhao Ruonan:? ? ?
Good guy!
Let you play whatever you want.
You play directly, right?
Studio:! ! !
What the hell!
We just know.
Team Zhao is no ordinary person! !
……
……
Lin Xia went to work on the funeral first.
As for Team Zhao's reaction?
Nobody cares at all.
Team Zhao: ...
Chilling!
Is there really no one to speak up for me?
who knows~
family members~
I always feel like I'm going to take the blame again!
…………
Lin Xia took advantage of the presiding over the funeral.
I found a high place and looked at the feng shui pattern of the village.
He didn't pay much attention at first.
Because when I first entered the village.
There was no difference in the village at all.
But wait until you take a closer look.
Lin Xia really saw something different.
I didn't expect this ordinary small village.
There are still big guys hiding!
but……
Think about the specialness of this village.
In Lin Xia's mind.
Suddenly thought of "Shan Hai Jing".
Precisely.
It reminds me of a creature in "Shan Hai Jing".
Drought! ! !
"Liaofei all exist in the underground world."
"The thing called Hanba doesn't really exist, does it?"
Lin Xia couldn't help muttering: "I heard before that there are often legends about drought in northern Shaanxi."
Shaking his head, he led the burial team back.
We'll wait until the funeral is over to discuss matters here.
The burial of the deceased is over.
Then there is the delightful eating session.
The funeral for the past few days has been dealt with in one go.
The funeral banquet that Lin Xia made was also on the hot searches several times.
Many entertainers in the entertainment industry are greedy.
Water friends in the live broadcast room.
It's even more for a meal.
They all started urging their friends to burp their farts.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"The sky is lingering, the earth is lingering, you're going to show up soon, let my friend burp, and let me have a meal!"
"Yeah, yeah! A bunch of dogs, they can't even satisfy my desire to eat, so what kind of friends are you?"
"Let's just say, is there a possibility that even if no one dies in the house, you can also order a pottery to cook at home?"
"As long as you have enough money, you should have a chance, right? I'm going to try it, it happens that I have too much money and have no place to spend it!"
"Sister upstairs, are you sure, do you want to order some cooking? Actually, if it's not cooking, I can also serve it!"
"Ah bah! You're thinking of farting!!"
…………
After the funeral.
Lin Xia asked Yang Mi to arrange for Jiaxing's people to go back.
And he wants to stay to help solve the sacrificial matter.
Yang Mi and Reba became interested when they heard the news.
So decided to stay as well.
Soon, a group of people gathered at the entrance of the village.
Zhao Ruonan said, "Lin Xia, have you thought of a way?"
Lin Xia nodded: "There is a way, but let's go to the village head's house first."
"Um... OK!"
Zhao Ruonan nodded.
Then he led the way to the village chief's house.
When the group arrived at the village chief's house.
The village head is already preparing for the sacrifice.
It was Zhao Ruonan and Zhao Dui who came.
The village chief's expression immediately became displeased.
"I said before, this is a matter of our village, you don't need to worry about it!"
"No one in our village murdered for money, the girl who called the police is all talking nonsense!"
After speaking, the village head saw Lin Xia again.
"You're the guy who presided over the funeral today, aren't you?"
Regarding Lin Xia, the attitude of the village chief is also very average.
Because, in the past.
He, the village head, has the final say on all matters of funerals and funerals in the village.
Fortunately, this time, he even bypassed him, the village head, and invited a group of people he didn't know.
The village chief felt that the current villagers were getting more and more difficult to manage.
There are rebellious ah! ! !
…………
Lin Xia didn't care about the village chief's hostility.
He said straight to the point.
I have my own way to make it rain in the village.
And said sacrifices to those or something.
are not desirable.
When the village chief heard the words, he scoffed and didn't take it seriously.
Lin Xia was not surprised by the village chief's reaction.
He just smiled and said:
"Village chief, it's useless to just talk, how about we make a bet?"
"If we can really make it rain in the village, how about you abolishing sacrifices in the future?"
"If we can't do it, then you can sacrifice whatever you want, and the police will no longer interfere in your village's affairs."
The village chief frowned when he heard this, "Are you sure you can make the village rain? Don't think we don't know. The Meteorological Bureau has nothing to do with our village."
In fact, before the sacrifice, the village head did not think of scientific means.
After all, in this day and age, one can choose to use metaphysics to solve problems.
Most of it is because science can't solve it.
That's why I took the attitude of giving it a try.
"Of course, our team Zhao is a true disciple of Taoism! The five thunders are not a problem, so what's the matter with calling the wind and rain?"
After hearing Lin Xia's words, the village chief's eyes widened instantly, and he looked towards Team Zhao in disbelief.
No, isn't this person the director of the police station?
How come he is a true disciple of Taoism?
Five thunders?Call the wind and shake the rain?
How about filming a TV show here? ?
Team Zhao also widened his eyes.
what?
Call the wind and call the rain?
Why didn't he know that he could call the wind and call the rain?
Damn, you are too much!
Obviously you want to do something.
You want me to take the blame again, right? ?
…………
at the same time.
The water friends in the live broadcast room see this.
All of them were shocked.
They couldn't help laughing too.
"Pfft ha ha ha! It's started! It's started again!"
"Good guy! Such a big hat, how can Zhao Dui call the wind and call the rain?"
"I'm mad! I love Team Zhao! Team Zhao is awesome [funny]!"
"Haha! Upstairs, you are such an idiot riding a horse. Is that how you love Team Zhao!"
"Speaking of which, this village is indeed a bit evil. There won't be such a drought, right?"
"Impossible? Isn't the Hanba fabricated from a fairy tale?"
"Brother, when is it? Are there still myths and stories? Ghosts already exist. Is the existence of drought demons outrageous? Besides, they are also recorded in the Shan Hai Jing. Even scorpions can exist, so why can't drought demons exist?"
"No, it's not the same thing, it's outrageous anyway!"
"It's not outrageous, it's all normal in front of Gouzi, okay?"
"..."
At last.
The village chief still agreed to Lin Xia's bet.
After all, no matter winning or losing, it is beneficial to the village.
then--
Lin Xia made some preparations.
So he took Team Zhao to find a place.
Ready to open the altar to pray for rain.
Until Team Zhao was pushed to the altar.
He was still in a daze.
He looked at the sword in his hand.
As well as various props and yellow symbols on the table.
At this time, Team Zhao looked like a clear and stupid college student.
The whole person stood on the altar, not knowing what to do at all.
He looked at Lin Xia confused and helpless.
The expression on his face seemed to say.
"Help me... help me..."
However, Lin Xia just smiled.
Then he gestured a few gestures at him.
It means you can do whatever you want.
Team Zhao was silent.
He plays any der casually!
Play it casually.
I'm afraid that he won't know why he was taken away later.
But think about the purpose of this visit.
Team Zhao sighed.
I did it anyway.
Compared with preventing sacrifices and harming people.
He drank a few cups of tea and took some blame.
What's the deal?
then.
next second.
Zhao Dui gritted his teeth and his heart sank.
He directly picked up the sword and posed in several TV drama poses.
Finally, with sharp eyes, he pointed to the sky and shouted, "Mother Thunder and Mother Lightning help me!!!"
Lin Xia: ...
Zhao Ruonan:? ? ?
Good guy!
Let you play whatever you want.
You play directly, right?
Studio:! ! !
What the hell!
We just know.
Team Zhao is no ordinary person! !
……
……
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