I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

At last.

The stove was built by Lin Xia himself.

All the artists in Jiaxing watched and studied.

Learning is mandatory for Yang Mi.

"Look carefully and study hard. Next time, if you do this again, your performance will be gone!"

With a serious expression, Yang Mi asked this group of artists.

The corners of the artists' mouths twitched, they could only nod their heads and study hard.

No way, who let others be the boss.

but……

It's been a long time waiting for them to watch.

Really addicted to it.

Don't say it, you really don't say it.

Playing with mud is really a technical job.

Lin Xia is really awesome! !

I study these every day.

It's not like learning about the entertainment industry at all.

But on second thought.

This group of people was suddenly a little shocked.

Because, they suddenly discovered a fact.

That is……

Although they have studied things related to the entertainment industry.

But there is also no notice to run.

Now it is relying on that weak guaranteed salary.

And those subsidies at home.

In order to live in this materialistic big city.

What about Lin Xia?

Don't look at the poor singing and acting skills.

But I've been on some shows anyway.

Even if the show is shut down.

But he is also famous!

the most important is.

He works non-stop on the sideline every day.

At least small money is easy to earn!

This tm is the real reality in the world! !

this moment!

These artists suddenly realized it!

"Lin Xia, let me help you with the rest, I have learned it!"

An entertainer suddenly spoke.

"I learned it too!" Soon, the second one also spoke.

"And me! Me too!" said the third.

Immediately afterwards, the fourth, fifth...

See the faces of these people.

The fighting spirit suddenly ignited.

Lin Xia couldn't fix it.

However, there is help.

This is a good thing.

He has to go get something else.

A funeral down.

He is alone.

It's really not enough! !

…………

Leave it to these people to set up the stove.

Lin Xia went to prepare dishes and the like.

Funeral dishes.

But it's important.

different regions.

There are different rules.

Lin Xia has the customs of the whole region in his mind.

So, this is not a problem for him.

Seeing that Lin Xia quickly became busy with ease.

The water friends in the live broadcast room finally turned on the rainbow fart mode.

"Made! The fucker is still the same fucker! I really can't do it without him!"

"Bull beep! Besides bull beep! I don't know what else to say!"

"It's still the same sentence, besides the entertainment industry, if you go to do anything, you can make a good living!"

"Speaking of which, the stove that Gozi built just now is so artistic!"

"What's outrageous is the strange fighting spirit on the faces of those in Jiaxing, okay! I feel like I've been led astray!"

"I declare! The Jiaxing incident has become a perfect success! A new era of internal entertainment! It's here!!"

"My God, the Jiaxing incident has changed, and the internal entertainment pattern has opened up, right?"

"Entertainment circle: No, the funeral circle, why do you keep mentioning me?"

…………

More than two hours later.

When Lin Xia was about to prepare.

The stove was finally set up.

And this time.

At the request of the host.

We are about to start preparing for the funeral.

In fact, according to custom.

Usually wait for condolences and vigils.

The funeral was held at noon the next day.

Because it was full of sunshine at that time.

Funerals are safer.

But here at Lin Xia?

Those rules are adjustable.

With his comfort and transcendence.

Even if the funeral is at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

All safe!

…………

At the time of the funeral.

In fact, it is also exquisite.

First of all, it is to cover the coffin.

But before the coffin is closed.

There is another process.

Let relatives see the deceased for the last time.

Then put the relics of the deceased in it.

Finally, put some biscuits in the left hand.

Put a whip in the right hand.

The artists of Jiaxing on the spot see this.

There was a puzzled look on his face.

They don't understand what's going on.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused.

However, soon, there will be great wisdom.

Explained in the live broadcast room.

"Actually, this has something to do with people going to hell after death."

"It is said that after a person dies, on the way to the underworld, they have to pass through the Evil Dog Village."

"There, there will be vicious dogs biting the soul. If the soul dissipates, there is no way to reincarnate."

"But if you have dog biscuits on hand, you can avoid biting."

"If it is really unavoidable, use the dog whip in your hand to drive away."

"In this way, we can pass through Vigou Village safely!"

"Fuck! Is it so evil? Zundu fake duo?"

"Of course it's Zundu! Ghosts already exist, isn't it normal for the underworld to exist?"

"Sorry! I really want to go into the underworld and take a look around! I want to go where the sun can't go!"

"Upstairs, if you miss, just say it!"

"Lin Xia is awesome, you all know this, he is really professional!"

"After all, the Almighty Gouzi! In the future, I will definitely let Gozi come to my funeral, otherwise I'm afraid that if I don't go to the underworld, the soul will die!"

"It makes sense! Place an order! Go to Jiaxing to place an order now! I also want a mysterious past!"

"..."

The barrage scrolls in the live room.

I saw the ceremony presided over by Lin Xia.

Many people said they learned something new.

As for why Lin Xia understands these things?

The water friends are already numb.

So, not really concerned.

After all the ceremonies are prepared.

The opportunity for the rest of Jiaxing artists to showcase has finally come.

Because it's time for the mourning!

They have practiced this job, so it's no problem to specify it!

then.

With the sound of Lin Xia's soul suona.

Everyone, start crying in place!

It turned out that the neighbors who came rushing to eat.

Actually, I wasn't going to cry.

But the vibe is here.

I couldn't control my tears at all.

And outrageous.

Cry till the end.

The family members were all stunned.

They were hoarse from crying.

Leng is no more crying than Jiaxing and other artists.

I am Nima!

In the end it was our son who died.

Or your dead son!

Why does it feel like we are suddenly outsiders?

…………

Although the main family is a little confused.

But it doesn't affect.

Jiaxing's professionalism in this kind of thing.

Accompanied by Lin Xia's suona sound.

The coffin is finally out of the funeral.

And after the funeral.

Many passers-by are discussing.

Said that this team can do things for nothing.

Later, someone died in the family.

Definitely get them to do it.

The artists of Jiaxing heard this.

I couldn't help crying even louder on the road!

Performance performance!

It's all performance!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my son!!!"

Go down with one voice!

That emotion!

that tears!

The main thing is a profession!

Lin Xia said it!

Just give more money!

Lying in that coffin.

It's my own son!

Just cry and it's over!

Corpse: ? ? ? ?

I am Nima!

Are you polite?

I die once.

So many dads?

Then I beg you all to stop crying! !

however.

With Lin Xia suona blowing to a sad climax.

The Jiaxing artist cried even louder:

"My son! My son!!!!"

"You left so suddenly!!"

Corpse: ...

Destroy it! !

You see, if I find you for the first seven days, it's over!

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