I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

now.

Accompanied by Lin Xia's hard playing.

and that sharp cry.

That pair of happy paper people.

It's like coming alive.

The body is obviously very stiff.

But still facing the audience.

Just bend down so slowly!

It's like really praying to heaven and earth.

Every move reveals a strangeness.

Auditorium:! ! !

I am Nima! !

Don't export it to us head-on!

It will be scary! !

They want to hide.

But there is no way to avoid it.

this moment.

All audiences.

I just feel my scalp explode!

The feeling of inner horror.

It almost broke the Tianling Gai.

The soul has long since frightened away.

I couldn't help calling out:

"Tai Nai, help me! Help me!"

Tai Nai: ...

Good grandson.

I stand right in front of you.

How do you think I look like before?

All audience:  …

Pawn! ! !

But it's far from over.

When everyone is scared stupid.

Lin Xia continued to play.

"Beep! Beep! Beep...beep!!"

It's still the same rhythm as before.

Likewise, a sharp and eerie sound.

Also continued to ring again.

"Second obeisance to the high hall!!!"

Auditorium:! ! !

Studio:! ! !

Director group: ! ! !

staff member:! ! !

Scalp tingling!

Chill out!

It's cold all over!

I am Nima!

You can be a man of the sun! !

It's fine if you have misunderstood Tian Lai.

Are there any misunderstandings about jubilation now? ?

And the most outrageous thing is.

Go down with this voice.

Everyone feels that the scene is full of souls!

So much milk! !

Countless!

There are simply too many to count! !

…………

at this time.

Everyone on site.

All eyes are already dull.

One by one, it seems that the soul is really out of the body.

It's like chatting with Tai Nai.

on the stage.

The wedding continues.

"Husband and wife say hello!!!"

Another sound.

At the same time, Lin Xia continued to play music:

"Beep! Beep! Beep...beep!!"

Everyone: ! ! !

numb!

Totally numb!

I don't feel it anymore.

The three souls and seven souls have all ascended to heaven.

Thank you……

Fuck!

Once again let us see too milk! !

I am riding a horse, thank you so much! !

Let me first ask which table Tai Nai sits at!

however--

Just at this time.

There was a little accident on stage.

Lin Xia's playing stopped suddenly.

However, everyone on the scene.

All were shocked and dumbfounded by what was happening on the stage.

No one cares whether Lin Xia is still playing.

It's the audience in front of the screen.

After half a minute of sluggishness.

They finally reacted one after another.

Suddenly, the barrage exploded and rolled.

"!!!!!!"

"!!!!!!"

"Scratch! I am damn! Go directly beyond the underworld, right?"

"If I read it right? Is this the newcomer's head off?"

"Shadow marriage! What a shady marriage! Damn you are not human!"

"Gongzi not only redefines the sound of nature, but also redefines celebration!!"

"Is this person really from the underworld?"

"Made! Unfortunately, I thought it was really Double Happiness! Now I'm going to be scared to death!"

"The moment I heard a prayer to heaven and earth just now, I felt like my soul was about to go to heaven!"

"You are about to, I have already gone to heaven, so this is the scenery of the underworld?"

"My grandma said that I'm really filial. I've been going to see her every now and then. I'm also very happy."

"Fuck! Stop it! The studio is full of tits!"

"..."

at this time.

on the stage.

As the broadcast room said.

It was indeed a little accident.

Just when the two paper figurine couples were praying to each other.

The head of one of the newcomers.

Suddenly it broke off at the neck.

It's embarrassing!

How bad it would be to scare the audience.

That's why Lin Xia was stunned for a moment and stopped playing.

However, as a professional entertainer.

The most basic literacy.

It is able to solve all kinds of small accidents smoothly.

So, next second.

Lin Xia immediately picked up his head from the ground.

Pressed it up again.

then.

Just act as if nothing happened just now.

keep playing! !

only.

This time it was blown in tune.

Back to the brisk rhythm just now.

but……

Compared with the last blowing time.

This time, the shaking of the audience's heads was missing.

But the paper figurines on the stage were all shaking.

It looks like you are actually at a wedding.

soon.

Tuning continues to switch.

It's the climax again!

And this time after the climax is over.

Lin Xia's performance finally came to an end.

And the same.

All audiences.

It's all over too.

Immediately after...

Comrade policemen and comrades nurses.

He rushed in from outside the studio.

"Save people first!"

"Priority is to save those who are already sluggish and unable to wake up!"

offstage.

There was an instant chaos.

at the same time.

The entire director team and the staff are here.

It seemed that only Yan Min had recovered.

I looked around and there was no response.

There was even Li Shu who was trembling slightly.

Yan Min hurried to the front desk and yelled: "Comrade nurse! Hurry up and send a few more people! Our director team also needs to be rescued!!"

Nurse:……

Studio:……

Xia Lin:? ? ?

this group of people.

What's wrong? ?

Can you still be happy? ?

Is it too outrageous? ?

Where did the program team find it?

What an unreliable audience! !

The soul of the audience: ? ? ? ?

Do you still have the face to say it while riding a horse? ?

You know what you did! !

…………

It didn't take long.

Live audience.

Some were sent to hospital for treatment.

Some are just mildly frightening.

It was solved directly on the spot.

And this time.

The two police comrades also found Lin Xia.

First look at him.

Then he looked at the paper figurines on the stage.

And that head that's still a little crooked.

"..."

The police comrades suddenly fell silent.

After half an hour.

The two of them bite the bullet and said: "You..."

It seemed that he had guessed what the police comrades wanted to say.

Lin Xia quickly explained: "Comrade police, listen to my explanation."

"This is not a feudal superstition, it's just a stage prop."

"Look, I have a rope in my hand, and I manipulated the movement of the paper figurine just now."

"Also, I played that voice on a tape recorder."

"Science! It's all science! I'm just doing it for the show!"

Comrade police:? ? ?

Good guy!

Prejudged our prediction, right?

But wait until they check it out.

When I found that there were really thin lines on the paper figurine.

The two were immediately dumbfounded.

What about this?

Are you taking it back?

People seem to be really a show.

But turn around and see so many spectators fainted.

They couldn't help but doubt again.

Is this really just a show?

For a while, the police comrades were a little confused.

At this time, Lin Xia also said: "If it's nothing to do with me, I'll leave first, the company still has something to do."

While the two policemen were in a daze.

Lin Xia has already run away like a girl.

while running.

I couldn't help but complain.

"It's outrageous!"

"Watching the show is too much fun."

"Can you suspect that I am engaging in feudal superstition?"

"What a broken show, don't wait!!"

"Also! This year's audience is really too difficult!"

programme:? ? ?

Work with you to get things done.

I can share a pot, right? ?

Does this work too? ?

audience:? ? ?

We were scared to death.

Are you still reasonable?

……

……