I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

Chapter 169 Isn't the final destination of the entertainment circle still the funeral circle? 1

this wave.

In fact, we can't blame Boss Yang for deviating from his original intention.

Blame it.

Lin Xia's work.

too professional!

So silky!

so fucking...

Moisturized!

She directly distorted her initial intentions!

Who knows!

fuckers!

A funeral costs tens of thousands.

No less than those second- and third-tier stars.

How about the money for an episode of TV series?

But how much time does it take to shoot a TV series?

How long does it take to hold a funeral?

Isn't this tm much faster than making money from TV dramas? ?

even.

A series of other special services can also be derived in the middle.

Such as searching for corpses, chasing corpses, retrieving corpses, sewing corpses, summoning souls, encoffining, mourning, going to caves, etc...

There is almost no one left!

This is no longer a money-making one-stop!

It can be called a one-stop banknote printing machine!

this moment.

Yang Mi's heart.

It's really a little bit ready to move.

They began to think non-stop in their minds.

Directly bring Jiaxing the possibility of completely changing careers!

"It's all about making money anyway! Make it bigger and stronger!"

"What's the difference between the entertainment industry and the funeral industry?"

"It's all circles anyway!!"

and.

Then again.

The ultimate destination of the entertainment industry.

Isn't it still a funeral circle? ?

Wouldn't it be better to just save decades of struggle?

Isn't it delicious in one step? ?

Why is she so upset.

Do you have to make a career in the entertainment industry?

Are you sick? ?

For an instant.

Yang Mi thinks.

Her thinking suddenly became clear.

The layout is instantly opened!

…………

And with the end of the funeral on the barren hill.

this time.

It can be regarded as a temporary end.

To the police officers of the Xingfu Road Police Station, settle the account for digging the hole just now.

Lin Xia got into the car and went back with Team Zhao and the others.

Comrades from the criminal police brigade also left at the same time.

As for the first armed police and the first expert group.

They have already been escorted away.

but.

Although things are over here.

But the excitement on the Internet has only just begun.

This time.

The impact of the matter is not ordinary!

Deceitful Zongzi!

Live Lufei!

A half-formed giant snake!

Leading to the underground civilization deep underground!

Unknown technology of the Warring States Period!

even……

Lin Xia held a funeral professionally.

And the means to shock the heavenly beings in the tomb.

Either way.

It is enough to subvert the perception of netizens.

Let the netizens completely boil.

#古土 Really cheats corpses!Zombies really exist!

#实棒Mythological creature Lufei exists! "Shan Hai Jing" may no longer be a fiction!

#Underground deep, underground civilization may really exist, but human beings still face many unknowns!

#战国历史A modern product appeared, and history may face subversion!

# Is it an alien civilization, or an underground civilization?Or prehistoric civilization, or an oolong incident?

#Earth may itself be a reincarnation, endless, until the civilization that can change the reincarnation appears!

#After thousands of years, the half-formed giant snake really exists, does the dragon really exist?

#The tomb under the meteorite, how many secrets are covered up?

#林夏一起费米子, this horse riding is called professional!

#林夏战大蛇, I feel sorry for the coffin board for 1 minute!

#林夏 held a funeral, silky smooth!major!Run!Take it easy!

#嘉行 Or change careers completely, successfully enter the funeral circle from the entertainment circle!

#曲帝的生活王 in the entertainment industry!Lin Xia's identity is a mystery!

#A certain trainee suspected of having a one-night stand, and got into his soul!

#广州舞大妈 apologizes collectively, hoping to be forgiven by Mrs. Lin Xia.

…………

Even if it is already late at night.

But the topic on Weibo.

Everyone is crazy.

It smashed the hot search list in an instant.

The pushes are sent one by one to the user's mobile phone.

The phone vibrated directly.

Some sleepy girls were awakened by the vibration.

I thought it was because I forgot to turn off the little toy before going to bed.

As a result, I woke up and took a look.

It turned out to be a hot search.

Anyway!

this moment.

Be it asleep.

Still staying up all night.

Or playing poker.

All stopped their current actions.

Pick up the phone immediately.

Open Weibo.

Entered the hot search page.

And wait for them to read the content on the hot search.

All of them are stupid.

"My mother! Is this the fucker again? Doesn't stop in the middle of the night?"

"God damn the king of Hades in the entertainment industry, this person is poisonous!"

"Although it's outrageous, the way he holds the funeral is really silky!"

"Fuck! Isn't he the most handsome when he smashes the zongzi with one kick?"

"Outrageous! Just stepping on the horse! Is this world crazy?"

"It's a mess, it's all a mess, this bastard is driving the world crazy!"

"Sloppy! You're an idiot in the entertainment industry. He's messing around and overturning the history of a country? You're just making trouble here!"

"No, is this a new movie trailer? I think this guy is so handsome!"

"Pfft! I'm afraid the people upstairs haven't woken up yet. Where did the movie come from? It's the world we live in. It's changed!!!"

After the initial heated discussion in a daze.

Netizens finally woke up one after another.

He began to focus on the scorpion and the giant snake.

And the modern technology of the Warring States Period.

at this time.

They just realized.

This time the hot topic.

represent something.

Where is this tm eating melon news.

This directly subverts our three views!

then--

soon.

Various speculations about the high-tech weapons of the Warring States Period.

Different analyzes have also begun to emerge.

Published on Weibo one after another.

among them.

Everyone thinks the most likely.

They are alien civilization, underground civilization and prehistoric civilization.

The first type is that alien civilizations descended from ancient times.

Even after the Warring States period, Qin Shihuang sought immortality and longevity because he was influenced by alien civilizations.

The second is that some people think that laser weapons are the product of underground civilization.

It was because of this that this ancient tomb was built near the underground passage, intending to cover up the underground civilization that once appeared.

And the third one is the one supported by the most people at present.

They believe that the earth itself may be the reincarnation of a civilization.

The history that everyone knows now is actually just a part of this reincarnation.

After a few years, human beings will suffer from the consequences of over-developed technology and over-consumption of resources.

Then the Ice Age comes, ending the current cycle.

After a few years, it will enter the next reincarnation again, and a new civilization will be derived.

And the laser weapon found in the ancient tomb.

Perhaps at the end of one of those epochs.

due to some uncontrollable reasons.

As a result, civilization has not completely disappeared.

As the ice age ends, new civilizations arrive.

Directly followed into the next new civilization.

That is, the product of the end of the last civilization, entering the beginning civilization of the new cycle.

Regardless of the above three possibilities.

It all sounds outrageous.

Even some nonsense.

But what about the specific facts.

We can only wait for further exploration by experts.

This will be a long process.

But also a break in history.

Create an opportunity to continue a new civilization! !

…………

It turns out.

Netizens' mentality of eating melons.

It is really much stronger than the person involved.

The night passed.

The discussion on Weibo has never been idle.

Netizens discussed it all night on Weibo.

Experts are not so serious!

so that.

At work the next morning.

All of them have dark circles under their eyes.

Just like that fake national treasure.

although.

It is now a national treasure.

May be about to shake things up.

But it's not something you mortals can imitate! !

Instead, it was Lin Xia.

After returning from last night.

The whole person is like a normal person.

He didn't pay attention to the excitement on the Internet.

Went home and washed up.

Lie on the bed and fell asleep.

so that.

Yang Mi called him several times.

He didn't even notice.

Originally, Zhao Ruonan still had many questions that he wanted to investigate with Lin Xia.

But seeing him like this, he simply went home to rest first.

That night.

in a dream.

Lin Xia dreamed.

His own funeral shop became popular all over the country.

Even go abroad.

Let people all over the world.

They all experienced the funeral culture of China.

In every way.

Both can be said to be.

Pretty explosive! !

…………

the next day.

Lin Xia didn't wake up until noon.

After all, it took so long yesterday.

When we came back, it was almost dawn.

I slept for less than eight hours until noon.

Get up from the bed in a daze.

Glancing at the phone.

Lin Xia's head suddenly became dizzy.

"Dude! So many missed calls?"

Not only are there many, but none of them were played by one person.

Probably glanced at it.

At least a dozen different people called in.

Say goodbye to hundreds of missed calls.

Originally, he wanted to reply first.

Looking at it now, it’s still a fart.

Get up and take a shower first.

Specializes in the management of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

It's him!

After washing up, I ate something.

While taking advantage of the lottery draw.

Lin Xia also turned on the live broadcast simultaneously.

【Ding!The lucky draw is successful!Congratulations to the host for obtaining the enhanced skill of making fireworks and firecrackers. 】

See this reward.

The corner of Lin Xia's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly.

God damn enhanced version of fireworks proficiency.

What's the matter?

Is this to see that my new company is about to open?

Let me be the king of guns first?

It's really not spending a penny.

Do you make everything you need for the opening?

But that's all very well.

Made by ourselves, without any additives.

Safe and pain free!

Moreover, I will take care of things later.

Even firecrackers can be made by yourself.

And save a lot of cost!

It is indeed a one-stop banknote printing machine! !

speak up.

It's true that he hasn't set off fireworks for a long time.

Why don't you make some fireworks today?

Celebrating your company opening early?

By the way, play a wave of fireworks advertisements?

Lin Xia thought more and more.

The more I feel punished!

And while he was thinking.

The barrage in the live room.

Finally, they started rolling one after another.

It's just, compared to the heat that exploded as soon as the broadcast started.

Today's situation looks a little bit cold.

But to this.

Lin Xia's mood did not fluctuate much.

He said earlier that the water on the Internet is very deep.

He might drown someday.

Fortunately, he does not rely on live broadcast to make money.

All by hand.

It's not a big problem.

Just scanned a few bullet screens.

Lin Xia joked to the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, what's going on today?"

"Why do they all look like they have vented their yang energy?"

"Is this because you haven't slept all night?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room heard this.

All of them fired back with bullet screens.

"God damn it, it's all because of you!"

"That's right! Dog anchor, if it weren't for you, could we have been tossing all night?"

"Made! If the history you created hadn't been overturned, could I review the analysis of the major bloggers yesterday for a whole night?"

"You really can do it, I'm too busy to go to work, now I'm fine, I have to analyze history!"

"This wave, you must take the blame, you pay me for a night's sleep!"

"Pfft! Upstairs you have such a small plan, and the old king next door heard it."

"Okay, okay, let's get started, where is the dog anchor going to drink tea today, have you explained the matter of explosives and the matter of tomb robbery?"

"..."

Watching the barrage scrolling in the live broadcast room.

Lin Xia was speechless: "Look at what you said, it seems that the earth would not rotate without you."

"The study of historical civilization is the business of experts. Why are you messing around?"

"okay!"

"Everyone is on edge."

"To celebrate the first funeral order I took yesterday."

"Let's go get some fireworks!"

"In addition, I would like to say hello to everyone. If you need fireworks and firecrackers in the future, you can directly place an order with me!"

"Old rules, still [-]% off!!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room heard this.

All of them became excited in an instant.

You want to say that setting off fireworks is the king of cannonballs!

We won't be sleepy anymore!

anyway.

Does the dog anchor still have a channel for fireworks?

You are such a dick, does the entertainment circle know? ?

but.

Fireworks are not allowed in urban areas now.

I'm afraid you want to have tea delivered to your door again!

as predicted.

Lin Xia hasn't left the house yet.

Team Zhao got a call.

But it's not over yet.

Lin Xia opened the door.

I was dumbfounded again.

at this time.

at the door of his house.

Soldiers in different uniforms besieged the city.

It's like surrounding terrorists.

Put Lin Xia's door.

Surrounded by groups.

Lin Xia was numb.

This early in the morning.

What's the matter?

Want to take yourself down on the spot? ?

What happened yesterday.

Isn't it already turned over?

Thinking it might be because of the explosives.

Lin Xia looked at the crowd and was suddenly stunned.

I saw him turn over his backpack.

While showing it to everyone.

He opened his mouth and said:

"I really didn't bring any explosives today!"

All the special police: ...

Studio:……

I always feel that something is wrong!

……

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