I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

"What the hell? Why did the host order mosquito coils just now?"

"I really don't understand the operation of this wave of gangsters."

"Is he going to use these mosquito coil ash as a hidden weapon? If he can't beat him, he will do it? Just paste it on his face? Then run away?"

"It's not impossible. After all, Big Mom's fighting power cannot be underestimated."

"Ah, so, is this scolding or beating?"

"In this wave, I suggest that Team Zhao dispatch the police in advance, and I feel that there will really be a fight."

"Speaking of which, if we really fight, the dog anchor is self-defense, right?"

"Self-wei? What self-wei? If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy!"

"My motherfucker! Did you just get confused upstairs? We're talking about self-defense!"

"The jokers in the live broadcast room are everywhere. By the way, Boss Yang and Reba have also followed. Aren't they afraid of being implicated?"

"I vaguely remember that the last time I was linked was when the dog anchor received an order from the company."

"Hiss! If you say that, I'm looking forward to it!"

"..."

Barrage scrolled rapidly.

The audience in the live broadcast room.

All were manipulated by Lin Xia's wave of confusion just now.

To the whole confused.

And this time.

Happy Road Police Station.

Team Zhao and his team are also paying attention to Lin Xia all the time.

To be honest, scold the industry.

Not quite formal.

But it is not a gray industry.

So, it does exist in reality.

It's just more online scolding.

There are really not many people who do this work offline.

Because it is easy to be impulsive offline.

Cursing and cursing may lead to a fight.

Lin Xia's wave today was completely fast.

As long as he runs a little slower.

The other party probably smashed them with vegetables.

To talk about simple scolding.

In fact, there is nothing illegal.

But if you get angry because of scolding, you get into a fight.

That impact can be a bit big.

It's easy to record in the office.

In severe cases, the patient will be hospitalized in the ward.

Therefore, scolding is risky, and you need to be cautious offline.

Although everyone thinks that Lin Xia should not be such a person.

But he has a plan for everything.

Especially these square dancing aunts.

In fact, it is very good at breaking people's defenses.

Then cause the other party to take the initiative to do it.

Then came a wave of anti-blackmail and blackmail!

to be frank……

This kind of thing is the most difficult to deal with.

The police officers at the police station feel headaches every time they encounter them.

They have also received reports of such adjustments in private.

But if you want to count the successful cases of mediation.

It can't be said that there is no such thing at all.

But it is also difficult to find a satisfactory example.

That's why.

In some districts.

It often happens at night.

The scene where the young man fights with the aunt.

There is no way, the police comrades can't control it.

The boys can only do it themselves.

For example, splashing manure, splashing water, jammers,

Or get a stereo to play the sound of ghosts.

In short, in the confrontation with the square dance aunt.

Now young people have shown.

No less than the determination to resist Little Baga back then!

Last night, they just went to solve a lot of this kind of thing.

It's just the young man and the aunt getting together.

Directly drive the headlights to dazzle the eyes of these aunts.

After the incident, the aunt surrounded the boy and smashed the car.

What's outrageous is that it was the aunt who called the police in the end.

Said that the boy wanted to hit them, and they defended themselves, so they smashed the car.

However, there was no monitoring at the scene, and it was unknown who took the driving recorder.

This matter has not yet come to fruition.

"Keep an eye on it all the time."

"In case something happens later, be ready to call the police at any time."

"This kid, what an entertainer, he's really tired of the work in the underworld, and he's just scolding for excitement, right?"

"He loves to find excitement so much, why doesn't he bring goods to those bungee jumpers? It's so exciting!"

Team Zhao made some speechless complaints, and then went to work on other things.

To be honest, compared to Lin Xia doing this kind of work.

He thinks it's better to dig an ancient tomb.

At least at that time he was an expert.

Instead of the police stations in these areas.

…………

Let's talk about the scene.

When Lin Xia came to the square.

Immediately, there was a deafening sound.

My brain was buzzing with shock.

It was far away when I parked just now.

He hasn't felt so obvious yet.

Now come to the scene.

It's really noisier than it was on the construction site.

Strange to say.

These aunts kept talking about keeping in good health.

Dancing is for good health.

The result is such a loud sound.

Are they not afraid of deafness?

I complained a few words in my heart.

Lin Xia is also ready to work.

In the shocked expressions of Yang Mi, Reba and the live broadcast room.

He swaggered directly to the side of the stereo.

Then, with a touch of the little hand, the aunts' stereos were turned off.

There was no hesitation in the whole process.

The main thing is a full momentum! !

And at the same time.

Aunts who are intoxicated by their graceful dance.

Hearing the music stop abruptly.

They all looked up with curiosity.

At first, they thought it was a problem with the stereo.

But when they saw that someone had turned off the stereo.

Everyone's expressions suddenly became unhappy.

"Young man, are you polite? Why are you turning off our stereo?"

The leading aunt walked towards Lin Xia aggressively.

Lin Xia said unhurriedly: "Because you are disturbing the people, you can't dance in the square here now."

When the aunt heard this, she immediately laughed.

"Hehe, where did you come from, a hairy kid?"

"Our dancing is our own freedom, and this square is built for people to use."

"Why don't you let us dance here?"

Seeing this, the rest of the aunts also surrounded them aggressively.

"That's right! Why don't you let us dance? What kind of onion are you!"

"Both the property management and the police can't control us. Who are you? Why do you restrict my freedom?"

"Exactly! Who are you? What are you doing?"

"Believe it or not, we will sue you?"

Almost in the blink of an eye.

Lin Xia was surrounded by a group of aunts.

see this scene.

The faces of Yang Mi and Reba next to her changed.

It was almost subconscious to call the police.

When it comes to serious business talks, they never show any fear.

But look at the deterrent power of this group of aunts.

They were really a little scared.

Not just the two of them.

The audience in the live broadcast room.

After seeing this scene.

They all sweated for Lin Xia in their hearts.

Good guy!

Dog anchor!

this wave.

Can you stop it?

however--

Facing aggressive aunts.

Lin Xia didn't panic at all, she still had that flat expression.

He said directly, "I am your ancestor, and I have come to bury you!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell into silence.

Yang Mi: ...

Reba:  …

Studio:! ! !

Good guy!

I am Nima!

The anchor is so annoying!

Go in!

The aunts are speechless! !

Beep!Fuck! !

And this time.

All the aunts were dumbfounded.

What did they hear?

What did this guy say?

She said it was our ancestors? ?

"I *@!^#!!"

One of the aunts was in a hurry.

He opened his mouth and cursed directly, it can be said that his combat power was instantly full.

But Lin Xia didn't understand what they were scolding.

Instead, he said to himself: "You say that you are one by one, you really don't want any face!"

"This square is built to be used by people, so you are here, so if the cemetery is dug, people will die. Why don't you die?"

Aunts:? ? ? ?

Before the aunts could react.

Lin Xia continued to speak faster and said: "You don't even look at the way you dance, what's the use? Your ears are deafened, how can your body be better?"

"Also? Seeing all of you intoxicated, do you think you dance beautifully? I'm so sick!! Our dogs dance better than you!"

"I can dance better than you if I twist it twice casually, do you believe it?"

Aunts:? ? ? ?

Studio:……

No, shit.

We know you want to vent your anger on the owners.

But we don't need to say that.

You are so twisted.

Maybe it's really not as good-looking as a dog twist.

at this time.

Lin Xia also seemed to realize that she seemed to speak a little too fast.

He cursed out as soon as he spoke.

But after scolding, he was a little bit emboldened.

But not important.

Now is laning time.

Not dance time.

As long as he is not cowardly.

Nobody knew he was dancing trash.

And this time.

The aunts finally reacted.

This young man is not a good visitor.

It seems that it is estimated that it will be possible to line up with them.

In fact, they have encountered such people these days.

But they are the ones who win every time.

That's why.

They dared to speak wild words just now.

It's useless even if the police come.

Because they are old.

Because they are vulnerable groups.

Anyway, they have endless excuses.

If it doesn't work, you can lie on the ground and play tricks.

Who are they afraid of?

then.

Come back to your senses.

The big moms started fighting too.

I saw a group of aunts surrounding Lin Xia.

One by one, follow the dance gods.

Pointing at Lin Xia and cursing non-stop.

"Ababa bababa! Abba ababa!"

"A beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!"

"I rely on you @!~*@!!@"

"My tender mother! @!@@!!"

"My young grandma! @%@%!"

Facing the group output of aunts.

a time.

The pressure came to Lin Xia again.

But he didn't panic at all.

Just ignore this group of dirty things.

With a contrived look on his face, he said, "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you guys."

"Actually, my side is from the funeral shop next door."

"I'm here to inform you that you only have three days left to live."

"Now our store is launching an event, bury one get one free, and the second monument is half-price."

"I suggest you rush to buy it quickly. If the event is too hot, you may not be able to keep up with the hot ones."

"..."

Seeing that Lin Xia ignored them directly.

Still beeping like crazy here.

The aunts were all very angry for a while.

Before, they were the ones who broke the opponent's defense by scolding each other, and even took the initiative to do it.

Unexpectedly, she was so childish that she was about to ascend to heaven by this brat!

Immediately, several aunts looked at each other.

I can't scold.

Already ready to start cheating.

Seeing them ready to lie on the ground.

Lin Xia also started to increase his moves.

I saw him take out the box just now.

Suddenly open it and sprinkle it on the ground!

Immediately, a large pile of ashes was scattered under the feet of the aunts.

At this time, Lin Xia's shout spread throughout the square:

"Fight! Too milky!"

"Discipline and discipline these unreasonable people!!"

Hear this shout.

This group of aunts who are about to lie down.

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded!

I am Nima!

No, it's right on the line.

You stepped on the horse and invited all the ancestors here, right? ?

This is an open-air square!

Are you not afraid that the ashes of your ancestors will be blown away?

Nothing left? ?

this moment.

The aunts are finally a little cowardly.

they think.

Seems like I got stuck today.

And at the same time.

Everyone in the studio.

Also looked silly.

Yang Mi: ...

Reba:  …

Studio:……

Police station: ...

Anti-Pornography Brigade: ...

At once!

this person!

Is it normal? ? ?

……

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