I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

"Hello."

Gently came to the girl.

As if afraid of scaring the other party.

Lin Xia greeted with an extremely gentle voice.

But at this moment, seeing Lin Xia's appearance.

The water friends in the live broadcast room instantly started cursing.

"Fuck! Hypocrisy bitch! What the hell is that girl?"

"It's pretending, he's pretending, vomit! Disgusting!"

"Axi, it's been so long since I've watched the dog host, this is the first time I've heard his gentle voice."

"I'm a dick, voice control party gospel, I can't stand spicy, if you can talk, just say a few more tm, hurry up, husband, I can't do it! Ahhh!"

"Woooo! This is my real Lin Xia geigei, gentle and elegant, humble and easy-going, I love it!"

"That's right! It's all your fault that you talk about him every day, so that I immediately look at him with colored glasses!"

"Girls, wake up, when he beeps in line with others, I'm afraid you won't be able to understand it because it's so dirty."

"Pfft haha! I can imagine the difference between the current picture and the one behind!"

"Screen shot, screenshot, today's material is back!"

"..."

While the barrage scrolled in the live broadcast room.

The girl who was stared at by Lin Xia was also slightly taken aback.

The girl's name is Luo Qingqing.

It's a senior intern who hasn't graduated yet.

I just happened to come to this vegetable market today to buy vegetables.

But she didn't like the experience of selling vegetables just now.

Even a little bit extremely wronged!

at this time.

Looking at Lin Xia in front of him.

After being stunned for a moment.

The girl suddenly said pleasantly: "You are Lin Xia?"

Xia Lin:? ? ?

No, I haven't introduced myself yet.

Could this be meeting a water friend again? ?

The audience in the live broadcast room saw this.

They all responded one after another.

In an instant, the howling of ghosts and wolves began again.

Made!

Why.

The water friend of the dog anchor.

All beautiful girls!

Seeing Lin Xia's confused expression.

The girl smiled and explained: "I am your fan, I often watch your live broadcast."

"Uh... What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet fans here."

Lin Xia smiled, with some surprise on his face.

This luck is really no one else.

And this time.

The girl seemed to think of something.

Suddenly staring at Lin Xia, he said, "Brother, are you looking for work at the vegetable market today?"

Obviously, this opening is an old fan.

Lin Xia didn't hide it, and nodded decisively: "Yes! That's right!"

"Then do you do the job of venting your anger? I want you to vent your anger for me. I was cheated by someone in this vegetable market, and I can't beat him." As the girl said, her chubby face suddenly changed. I have to feel wronged.

Watching this scene, the male audience in the live broadcast instantly felt distressed.

"Accept! I must! Who the hell is bullying my wife, we can't take it."

"Upstairs, can you show some face when you step on the horse? I am too familiar with your id. Every time you see a female water friend, you call it your wife."

"What? I'm Neptune, can't you? You envy me to find it myself!"

"Sea King? I think you miss Neptune VIII, you are so awesome, why don't you go talk to your wife face to face!"

"Okay, stop arguing, her wife is seeking help from the dog anchor, and I may not know what will happen in a while."

"Fuck! You f*cking bastards, take the order well, as you said, the tauren picture came out in no time."

"You guys are really enough! Can you be normal like me, I'm already on the way to the vegetable market with a knife in my hand!"

"Team Zhao: Friends of the water, please be rational, control the knives, it is best not to carry them, in order to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings."

"I'm sorry Team Zhao, I was wrong, I'll go home now."

"..."

And this time.

Lin Xia listened to the girl's needs.

The expression on his face also became weird.

After all, it was predicted, right?

But there is a live connection, for him.

Naturally it is a good thing.

Lin Xia opened his mouth and replied: "It's not a special match to vent your anger, but if you want to say scolding, I think I can do it!"

When the girl heard this, her small face suddenly became a little dull: "Uh... Isn't it good to curse people directly?"

After all, he is a college student, so he is so kind-hearted!

Lin Xia felt a little emotional: "He made you cry so badly, isn't it reasonable to scold him for helping you vent your anger?"

The girl thought it was the same, and she was so angry that she cried.

Is it too much to scold him?

Although, I'm a college student, so I don't know how to scold!

But Lin Xia will!

In the hearts of their water friends.

Lin Xia is the most perfect man in the world.

Because of him, he can do everything! !

As for singing, acting and writing?

unimportant!

They have other geigei in this regard!

"Brother, why do you charge for scolding on your behalf?" The girl seemed to have made up her mind.

I want Lin Xia to help find a place.

Lin Xia thought for a while and replied: "Looking at your situation, 200 yuan can handle it, and water friends get [-]% off, just give me [-] yuan!"

"One hundred and sixteen?"

Luo Qingqing lowered her head and thought about it.

Directly transfer 320 to Lin Xia!

Then he said: "Brother, I'll give you double, you should scold me harder, that vegetable vendor is really too much!!"

See the other party's gnashing of teeth expression.

Lin Xia was also surprised.

Good guy!

A woman's vengeance.

Sure enough, it should not be underestimated!

Lin Xia thinks.

I still take back what I just said.

Say something kind to this girl.

…………

Received the money.

Lin Xia is under the leadership of Luo Qingqing.

Came to the vendor's stall.

The stall owner is a fat middle-aged uncle.

It's not easy to mess with at first glance.

It can also be seen from the business on his stall.

Few people come to him to buy things.

Luo Qingqing explained: "I was in a hurry, so I just wanted to buy it casually. Whoever told him that he was not only short of money, but also said a lot of nasty things. Blame me for something wrong. I'm really going to die of anger!"

"He... he... he is really... too rude!!"

The girl's face flushed red.

It's a pity that I held back for a long time.

Finally, a word of impoliteness was choked out.

It can be seen that this is already the dirtiest thing she can say.

But Lin Xia is different.

There are systematic rewards.

Now he is not afraid of scolding at all.

However, before you start scolding, you still have to go through the process.

I saw Lin Xia came to the other stall and asked: "Boss, you were the one who bullied my sister just now, right?"

When the boss saw Lin Xia's age, he didn't take it seriously at all.

"Who am I? It turns out that I was that illiterate college student just now?"

"I said you college students are all learning for nothing, right? I don't know the name, so you blame me for being short?"

"What? You're still shaking people if you're not convinced, right?"

"I tell you, I'm not afraid!"

Listen to the other person finish.

Lin Xia asked, "Then how many catties of vegetables did she buy just now?"

The boss said, "Two catties."

Luo Qingqing raised the vegetables in her hand with aggrieved face.

He summoned up his courage and said, "Even if I don't know the scale, I know that this order is not worth two catties at all!!"

At this time, Lin Xia had just had time, and glanced at the vegetables in Luo Qingqing's hand.

Good guy!

I was shocked immediately.

Let alone two catties, there is nothing.

The co-author of this tm is a super invincible profiteer!

Renovate the vegetable market environment.

There is no time to delay!

And he is a positive energy artist in the entertainment industry.

Of course it is obligatory! ! !

then.

next second.

Lin Xia sprayed directly.

"I'm a dick, you bastard #@#*@#*#@@#!"

"I #@*@￥@*@!"

"@*!#@# Beep, I @………@#…@@!”

"Fakxet, my Nima beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep"

"I@#*#@……!*#@……"

"#@@^#!"

"Swastika!!"

For an instant.

It can be said that Lin Xia is in full swing.

His face was red with scolding.

What suave?

What humility and easygoing?

In front of double the price!

Not worth mentioning at all, okay?

at the same time.

The vegetable vendor boss was dumbfounded.

He has been in the vegetable market for so many years.

For a while, he couldn't find a chance to interrupt.

Luo Qingqing was also dumbfounded.

The whole person froze in place, his mouth slightly opened.

She can be sure that she has never seen someone swearing so dirty in her life!

Even when she went home during the Chinese New Year, her mother went to the street to bargain with people, and she was never in such a hurry to make a fool of herself.

The 320 yuan spent is really worth it!

It's just too spicy! ! !

To say the most ignorant.

Naturally, they are the water friends in the live broadcast room.

They really didn't expect it.

This bitch really dares to scold offline!

The point is.

I am Nima!

He scolded offline.

Our group of supreme key emperors.

I'm a little ashamed of myself!

And right now.

Lin Xia seemed a little tired from scolding.

Getting ready to catch my breath.

The vegetable vendor boss saw this.

His eyes lit up, as if he had finally found the time to interject.

however--

Before he could say a word.

Lin Xia suddenly pinches her waist with one hand.

Pointing at the vegetable vendor owner with one hand.

At the same time, he stomped his feet again and again.

The whole person rushed towards the opponent fiercely.

Shouting at the same time:

"Back! Back! Back!"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Taking advantage of the time to interrupt the opponent's spellcasting.

Lin Xia also took a few breaths.

Then, another round of output.

"My mother ^@##@@#^@!"

"*￥#@^#@*@^!*"

"*#@%!!!"

After cursing.

Taking advantage of the opponent's ignorance.

Lin Xia said nothing.

Two catties of vegetables were loaded from the other party's vegetable stall.

Then he pulled Luo Qingqing and ran away.

Guidelines for Offline Scolding:

You must run after scolding!

So as not to cause unnecessary Rush!

Never give the opponent a chance to fight back! !

Take it easy! over!

…………

Looking at the backs of Lin Xia and Luo Qingqing running away.

this moment.

People from the whole vegetable market.

Everyone is dumbfounded!

And the people in the entire live broadcast room.

Also look silly! !

Everyone! !

Stare at that jerk on the screen!

Can't get back to God for a long time.

Mouth even murmured:

"Gentle, humble and easygoing?"

"I can go to Nima's!!"

Who the hell will associate Lin Xia with these two words in the future.

Who am I in a hurry with! !

urgent!urgent!urgent!

……

……

ps: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, big guys, remember to eat big rice dumplings!I had dinner with my family at noon, it's late, let's start the war now, sweet rice dumplings are the most delicious in the world, how should you deal with them?retreat!retreat!retreat!