I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

now.

Police stations all over the country.

and the Criminal Police Brigade.

All ready to go.

Be ready to call the police anytime.

Without him, just because.

Lin Xia has started shipping! !

in fact--

At first I heard Yan Min say.

Today's program is after the archeology of barren mountains.

Everyone didn't take it seriously.

After all, barren hills and archeology.

The degree of correlation between the two words.

It can almost be said to be negligible.

If I had to give an example.

It's probably like going to a women's bathhouse to find an adult man.

You can't say no at all.

But the odds are slim.

Pretty much the same as.

The probability of finding an ancient tomb in a barren mountain is like this.

However, Lin Xia appeared.

However, this probability is infinitely magnified.

Because no one expected it.

On the barren hills, you can still use digging to find treasures.

Although the things dug up now are quite outrageous.

But don't know why.

These people in the police station.

She has absolute confidence in Lin Xia.

Today, he will definitely be able to dig out the bones! !

…………

Let's talk about the scene at this time.

Accompanied by the appearance of "Ganoderma lucidum".

Almost everyone gathered around there.

Even Lin Xia couldn't help leaning over there.

Meat Ganoderma lucidum is different from other things.

in the whole medicine industry.

What was said was amazing.

If you really dig out the meat Ganoderma lucidum, it will be worth money.

but.

After he leaned over.

The expression couldn't help but twitch.

Wow, what a talent!

I really want to know, what has this barren mountain experienced?

How come it feels more than the hotel's bed can bear?

The current single dog, in order to find excitement.

Have you all started to bring small cups and come to the mountains to experience the excitement of the wild?

And at the same time.

Turn the camera around with all the follow shots.

The audience in the live broadcast room.

I finally saw the true face of "Ganoderma lucidum".

For the female audience, their faces are full of curiosity.

Most of the girls are seeing this thing for the first time.

But for male viewers.

The moment they saw it, they all burst out laughing.

"Pfft haha! Fuck, this tm is too good!"

"Oh shit! What a god, the meaty Ganoderma lucidum, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Ah... If this is the meat Ganoderma lucidum, then I will be rich, I have many in my family."

"Hiss! The brother upstairs chatted in private, recommend a few for use!"

"Bring me one, my friend said he wants one too."

"Huh? What are you talking about? This looks like meat Ganoderma lucidum?"

"Upstairs, it's too much, the girls don't understand, you are an old pervert, what are you putting here?"

"I'm a girl, I don't understand, what is this? How do you feel like you all know it?"

"This thing, you can understand it as the vibrating thing that you girls often use! It's just that it's for men. Don't you realize that the two petals on it are very familiar?"

"Ah bah! A group of color critics, why is there such an outrageous thing on the barren mountain!"

"Hiss! Sister, you seem to understand in seconds? Could it be that there is one at home?"

"Get out! I don't want to talk to you old perverts."

…………

Barrage like a tide.

Flying quickly one by one in the live broadcast room.

This wave, the effect of the program can be said to be completely full.

But at the same time, the audience also began to wonder what the barren mountain had experienced.

How does it feel more exciting than a hotel? ?

And this time.

After a male artist at the scene reacted.

He also went to the girl and quietly told him the true face of this thing.

After listening to what the other party said, the female artist immediately blushed.

He just threw the things in his hand far away.

Then he took out the tissue and started wiping the hand frantically.

"Ahhh! Why is there such a thing on the barren mountain?"

"You boys, don't you want to be so outrageous!"

All the male artists were shocked when they heard this.

Good guy!

Look at what you said.

It's like you girls don't usually use it.

…………

The episode passed.

The crowd began to continue digging randomly on the barren hill.

At this moment, they seemed to experience the joy of digging.

It's not much more interesting than archaeology.

Who knows what can be dug up with a pickaxe?

Full of anticipation.

So, the next half hour.

The sound of shipments came from the barren hills.

"I'm going, I actually dug out a dollar?"

"Ah, who the hell buried the condoms. I'm disgusted."

"Good guy! Whose stinky socks are these? Why are they on the mountain?"

"Aren't you going to be so outrageous? Why does my mother have a set of women's underwear?"

"No, is this barren mountain serious? Why does it feel yellow and astringent?"

"The ghost knows what this barren mountain has experienced."

"It feels like the barren mountain has endured too many things it shouldn't have."

"Brothers, come on, step up your efforts, it's quite fun to dig!"

"That's right, I won't go fishing anymore, I'll just dig treasures, it's so much fun!"

"By the way, how did Director Yan find this place? Could it be..."

"Hey! Director Yan can do it, it's getting wilder and wilder!"

Yan Min:? ? ?

Am I that kind of person?

Subconsciously, Yan Min turned his head to look.

The good brother who recommended this barren mountain to plan.

Brothers:? ? ?

I am Nima!

what expression.

Said it like I was that kind of person.

When I came to climb the mountain, I really didn't have anything!

Although sometimes, it is true that some ecstatic voices in the grass can be heard.

But I've never seen it! !

…………

On the barren hills.

Everyone's excavation road is still going on.

While others are shipping.

Lin Xia's side is also full of small goods.

After all, he now has the experience of a mountain runner in his mind.

It's hard to tell what's below the ground though.

But at least it can make the pickaxe not hollow out.

It's just that the things I dug out are a bit weird.

Fortunately, he climbed another distance up the mountain.

Finally able to dig out something normal.

"Oh! The things are good, but they are not worth the money!"

"It would be great if I could use an excavator to get a shovel."

Lin Xia sighed deeply, thinking about his excavator right now.

However, it is not easy to drive an excavator on this mountain.

Just keep digging with the pickaxe in your hand.

"Come on, let's go up again, I think there are big goods up there."

With that said, Lin Xia walked up a further distance.

After scanning the ground for a while.

He quickly secured a spot.

then.

pouted.

puff puff~

Digging again.

And this time.

Digging and digging.

Lin Xia threw the pickaxe directly.

Turn around and run.

Just like seeing him like this.

Do not hesitate.

Also just run away.

While running, he also sent messages to the director.

"Director, it's not good, hurry up and shake people, something seems to be wrong!!"

Yan Min:? ? ?

Hear the news.

Yan Min was in a daze.

No, isn't today's main comedy?

Let's see who digs out more outrageous and erotic things.

Well, what can happen to you?

thought here.

Yan Min cut the scene directly to Lin Xia.

At this time, in the lens.

Lin Xia ran forward without looking back.

Those who didn't know thought it was diarrhea.

But everyone who knows knows.

This tm may be a big deal again!

"Fuck! Is the idea so memorized? Is it really necessary to shut down the show today??"

Yan Min cursed, and subconsciously prepared to call the Criminal Police Brigade.

But at this time, the criminal police brigade had already called.

Said to let them protect the scene.

Their men will be here soon.

Yan Min: ...

So, the prediction has already begun, right?

Do you want to be so outrageous? ? ?

however.

After waiting for two hours.

People from the Criminal Police Brigade came to the scene.

Continue to dig out Lin Xia's unfinished pit and take a look.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"No, who is so boring riding a horse and buried all the dolls on the barren hill?"

"Are all singles so outrageous now??"

And this time.

Lin Xia, who was belatedly aware of it.

He also explained in a bit of embarrassment: "I'll just say it's not a corpse. You're here as soon as I have diarrhea."

"Those who don't know think you are following us, comrade police, this is not a good thing to do!"

"If I really dig up the body, I will definitely report it to you as soon as possible. Can you not be so sensitive?"

Zhao Ruonan: ...

I am Nima!

Now you're putting it here as an afterthought, right?

Just now you ran faster than anyone else, why didn't you say it!

Also diarrhea.

Do you have diarrhea or not?

Can we not know? ?

…………

obviously.

This time it was another big oolong.

However, after losing.

Zhao Ruonan did not leave immediately.

She always felt that something would happen next.

Don't ask, asking is a woman's sixth sense.

Anyway, it will take more than two hours to go back.

Might as well wait here a little longer.

as predicted.

When Lin Xia dug for another twenty minutes or so.

Suddenly there was a bang on the mountain!

Hear this movement.

All unbelievable.

He looked up towards the mountain.

Then, go up the mountain as fast as you can.

And after they came to the location where the sound came from.

just see.

Lin Xia was looking at the pit in front of him in a daze.

A puff of smoke was rising from the pit, and the smell of gunpowder could be faintly smelled.

At this time, the pickaxe in his hand had already gone to nowhere.

Fortunately, there were no casualties at the scene.

Until a long time passed.

Lin Xia came back to his senses.

He couldn't help but murmured:

"I'm fucking! I'm fucking!"

"Who really planted a small mine here!"

"As long as the power is higher, if I take a step forward, it won't be my pickaxe!"

"I'm gone!!"

"My funeral shop hasn't opened yet, can this work?!"

Zhao Ruonan: ...

Yan Min: ...

Studio:……

You really have a big heart!

what?

Still thinking about sending yourself on the road?

First order?Bury one get one free?

The problem is that you have no one to accompany your dick!

Armed Police: On the way! ! !

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