I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

Don't understand?

Men's business.

Of course women don't get it.

Some things are beyond their grasp.

Also, can this thing be the same?

Just like girls have all kinds.

Boys are also different!

Chilling!

Why do you think we boys are all the same! !

Of course, there are many styles.

But for some things, bigger is not better.

Overall, though, it's not a big problem.

If you don’t understand, just ask.

then.

Lin Xia lit another three sticks of incense.

"Brother, you have to tell me this yourself. If you don't match the number, you will be in trouble."

After the words fell, Lin Xia just waited quietly.

And soon, the three sticks of incense began to burn slowly.

until……

When the rest is about half the height of the little finger.

Suddenly went out.

Lin Xia: ...

Good guy!

Dude, this is a concentrated essence!

It's all like this, and they go to hook up with other married women.

I have to say, what I played was really wild!

I really don't understand what this woman is thinking.

Really, after a long time, I got tired of watching the original one.

Suddenly feel that small is also very cute?

Or is the original match actually cuter?

Sure enough, there is no harm without comparison.

Shaking his head, no more thought.

Lin Xia picked up the materials and began to pinch the missing parts of the corpse.

And this time.

The audience in the live broadcast room are not fools either.

They all reacted quickly.

Just burn the remaining length of that incense.

what does it mean.

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter.

"Pfft ha ha ha! Fuck! This buddy is talented!"

"Good guy! My tm good guy! This is all right??"

"I'm fucking laughing. It's a good job in the underworld. Why did you make it a funny job?"

"Oh! It's over! My buddy's little secret has been exposed."

"Now the whole network must know the fact that this buddy is very young, hahaha!"

"By the way, what are the girls' hobbies now? Have you started to like the condensed version?"

"Who knows, it probably feels small and cute!"

"Ah...then there is no market for me?"

"My dear, yes, so I suggest you cut it off."

"Pfft haha! Damn, it's you again."

…………

After about ten minutes.

A lifelike...

Kneaded with dough.

Ah!

That's it!

It appeared in Lin Xia's hands.

Don't say it yet.

The moment you see the finished product.

Just now, the live broadcast room mocked those bullet screens.

It stopped all of a sudden.

There was such a trance.

They suddenly felt.

It seems that this small is tm very cute!

Could it be that times have really changed?

Have they been eliminated by the times? ?

a time.

Single male sailors.

There was a sudden silence.

They looked down at their pants and crotch.

A picture of amputation suddenly popped up in my mind.

"Second brother! For the sake of the goddess, I can only feel sorry for you!"

just.

No one thought of another possibility.

Maybe the smallness in their eyes.

It is already big in the eyes of others.

The theory of relativity is so wonderful sometimes.

…………

Let's talk about Lin Xia.

Accompanied by the last missing part being pinched.

Then sew it on with the corresponding needle.

Then use special materials to deal with the traces of sewing.

The whole big project can be regarded as completely done.

Lin Xia was finally able to catch his breath.

Stretched a big lazy waist, move the body.

at this time.

After some mending by Lin Xia.

The original fragments of corpses.

It has been sewn into a complete corpse by Lin Xia.

If you don't look carefully.

There was no way it could be seen that this was a corpse.

It would not be an exaggeration to say that he was a living person who fell asleep.

And after the sewing is done.

Lin Xia put on a special make-up for the corpse.

Now, it looks even more flawless.

Get it all done.

Lin Xia asked the owner of the funeral home to inspect the goods.

And the boss checked it against the photos.

I couldn't help but praised, "Young man, you are a real cow, almost 100% recovered!"

After finishing speaking, he leaned into Lin Xia's ear with a strange expression, "That's right, that bastard, are you too young?"

After hearing this, Lin Xia twitched her lips, and said calmly, "It's not small, it's the size he told me."

"Really? Don't scare me!" The owner of the funeral home was startled, and immediately felt that the surroundings became gloomy.

Lin Xia grinned: "Of course, don't worry, it's absolutely right!"

"If you have nothing to do here, I'll go first!"

"Okay, the money has already been sent to your boss, you can ask her directly."

"Success, see you later, boss, remember to find Jiaxing if you have work."

The boss nodded and gave a thumbs up:

"I understand, Jiaxing Jiaxing, you can do anything!"

Lin Xia: ...

Punish it! !

The boss took the initiative to expand his business behind his back.

Can I not be punished! !

…………

Leave the funeral home.

Lin Xia took a taxi and went home.

The whole process of sewing the corpse seems to be very simple, but it is actually meticulous work.

After a set of procedures, it is not at all easier than yesterday's evocation.

Lin Xia could see it.

The work of the underworld.

It looks very weird.

In fact, it works.

One is more tiring than the other.

In contrast.

It's better to live in the sun more comfortably.

but.

He really doesn't plan to accept jobs tomorrow.

Take a day off and get ready to be a serious variety show cafe.

only……

Haven't waited for him to get home.

The taxi was suddenly surrounded by several police cars.

The driver saw this.

Suddenly confused.

"No, what's the situation, buddy, are you a murderer?"

Lin Xia looked confused: "If I were a murderer, would I keep you until now? Didn't I kill you just now?"

The driver thought so too, but when faced with the policeman walking in front of him, he was even more confused.

He recalled it carefully, and muttered with some uncertainty: "Could it be that my detour to cheat customers' money was discovered?"

Hearing what the other party said, Lin Xia remembered and took a look outside.

Look at this, I am Nima!

What kind of wilderness is this?

The Gouba driver just said to take a detour.

Co-authoring is going around a city, right? ?

And this time.

A police officer had already knocked on the window of the taxi.

Seeing this, the driver burst into tears immediately.

"Comrade policeman, I was wrong. I shouldn't have detoured. I'll refund the money right away. Don't arrest me!"

The police officer was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "We're not here to look for you."

"Huh? Didn't you come to see me?" The driver wiped away his tears and walked back silently.

As if nothing had happened just now.

And this time.

Lin Xia also got out of the car.

Looking at the completely unfamiliar police comrades in front of him.

He was also a little confused: "Comrade police, are you looking for me?"

The other party smiled and nodded, and gave a military salute to Lin Xia.

"That's right, we are from the Provincial Public Security Bureau. I would like to ask you to cooperate with the investigation of some matters. Is it convenient if I don't know?"

Lin Xia turned her head and looked at the four or five police cars next to her.

There was also a truck with the words Armed Police written on it.

The battles are so big.

Can he say it's inconvenient?

"Okay...then I will go with you now?"

The other party nodded: "Get in our car. In addition, the live broadcast may have to be turned off first."

"Row."

After speaking, Lin Xia greeted the water friends in the live broadcast room, and directly closed the live broadcast.

Then, he followed the people from the provincial department.

Before leaving, the police officer said to the taxi driver just now: "Go to the police station and surrender yourself, and refund all the detour money to the passengers. As for the punishment, it depends on the decision of the police station."

The taxi driver nodded, not daring to resist at all.

After the crowd left.

The live broadcast room has a black screen.

Instantly became lively.

"Damn it! What's the situation? The Provincial Public Security Bureau is here?"

"My mother! I was just saying that the anchor was lucky today, and he didn't even drink tea. He was taken away before he got home?"

"Would it be some kind of torture for Lin Xia about what happened a few days ago?"

"No, do you mean to help?"

"Where's Boss Yang? Hurry up and get someone, the anchorman is in again."

"It's outrageous! Suddenly, a new unit and a new area are unlocked, and I haven't realized it yet."

"This is still a der, brothers, continue to play music and then dance! Isn't this the rhythm we are familiar with?"

"It's not bad, the little DJ shakes it up, and when the anchor comes back, ask the provincial government if the tea is good!"

"Niubi my brother, drinking tea is not acceptable to anyone, uncle will help you!!"

"Dj! Dj! If the dog anchor drinks tea and caress, you will still love him~dj~dj~"

"..."

at the same time.

Jiaxing Media.

Yang Mi and Reba looked at the picture, and there was a sudden scene.

The whole person is also very confused.

No.

Why was he suddenly taken away by the people from the provincial department?

The local police station and criminal police brigade, they still dare to hunt people down.

They dare not go to the provincial government.

And this time.

The management suddenly called.

No need to think about it, Yang Mi knew what she was asking.

But the problem is...

They also don't know if Lin Xia can come back.

Shouldn't.

Was it locked up right away? ?

hiss! ! ! !

That's the end!

This is one day away from becoming a serious variety show cafe.

Slap it!

The road is broken!

……

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