I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

Wake up.

Lin Xia suddenly felt full of energy.

It seems that he was raped yesterday, causing him to consume a lot of yang energy.

So, at night it feels like being hollowed out.

"It's best not to use this kind of underworld thing as much as possible in the future. It's another skill to destroy Yangshou!"

Lin Xia shook her head and conducted a wave of deep self-reflection.

And the final conclusion is: "At the very least, you have to be moderate, once a day, no more."

Reflection over.

Get up, wash, and eat in one package.

Along with the lottery.

【Ding!The lucky draw is successful!Congratulations to the host for gaining Mastery of the Artisan Artisan! 】

Lin Xia: ...

Ah!

No waves.

Is there even a bit of coddling?

One-stop service for the funeral from his death hall.

The process is really getting better and better.

He is not very familiar with the rules and regulations of holding a funeral now.

The rest, like searching for corpses, chasing corpses, retrieving corpses, sewing corpses, making paper figurines, mourning...

This series is almost complete.

Oh yes, strictly speaking.

One more mortician is needed.

But Lin Xia took a closer look at the introduction of sewing the corpse.

In fact, it directly includes the mortician, and it is even more comprehensive.

Anyway, it is mostly to restore the body of the deceased and arrange the makeup.

It's just that, compared with the embalmer, the mortician has more sewing operations.

Sewing corpses pays attention to clearing, sorting, sewing and pinching.

Cleaning means cleaning the corpse, washing away the blood and dirt.

The rationale is to sort out the outline of the corpse and figure out the location of each scattered part.

Stitching is to splice the scattered body parts together.

Kneading refers to some missing parts, which need to be kneaded into corresponding shapes and spliced ​​together.

But the mortician is different.

There is only clearing and rationalization, plus a painting.

Most of them use paintings to cover up those scars.

"Now I'm short of money. If I can get a bonus for a small goal of the show, I can open the funeral shop immediately!"

Getting closer and closer to the goal, Lin Xia also felt happy in his heart.

This should be regarded as a milestone in his sideline business, right?

He is finally about to own his own shop!

Conquer Xuxu! !

However, he did not intend to find work related to sewing corpses today.

This kind of work, one is in the underworld, and the other is hard to find.

It's only two days before the show starts.

He planned to stay in the company honestly for two days.

As for the paper-making job yesterday.

It was pure accident.

If there are no accidents, there should be no accidents today.

The transfer of pigs is not just talking.

How many merits and virtues can one get for a child with sixteen treasures!

The era of drinking tea continuously has been completely overturned.

A new era is coming to him! ! !

He, Lin Xia!

Soon to become a serious variety show cafe!

Take it easy!

perfect!

Break Fett!

…………

at this time.

Lin Xia's phone started ringing crazily.

He picked it up and saw that it was Yang Mi calling.

However, after connecting.

The other party didn't say anything.

Just let Lin Xia go to the company quickly.

"Could it be that the management ran away again? Didn't it mean that the program will start the day after tomorrow?"

Lin Xia looked dazed, but still packed up her things quickly, and went out to Jiaxing.

at the same time.

He also turned on the live broadcast simultaneously.

It's just, wait until he sees the barrage in the live broadcast room.

The corners of his mouth immediately twitched uncontrollably.

These water friends are getting more and more outrageous!

"I am Nima! Dog anchor, do you still dare to start the broadcast?"

"Noon! Do you know how I spent such a long time from last night to today's noon?"

"Dog thing, let me see how my wife is doing? What did you do to her!!"

"Woooo! Are you okay, little fish? Are you unable to move?"

"Ahhh! Report and report! I want to report the dog host for bullying young girls!"

"Didn't I curse the anchor yesterday to drink tea at the door today? Why is he still out? I don't believe in light anymore!"

"Guang: Believe it or not, it doesn't matter, as if someone made you believe it."

"Speaking of which, class representative, please change the title for the anchor!"

“[The 360th day of experiencing 48 trips, today the anchor will challenge the second day of returning to drinking tea continuously, and the third day of expanding business for Jiaxing!]”

"Besides, don't let me do this in the future. I'm broken in love. I'm sad. Don't bother me."

"Ah, the class representative is miserable, did he get green?"

"Pull it down, he's unrequited love, Xiaoyu belongs to everyone, not you alone!"

"..."

I don't bother to pay attention to the commotion in the live broadcast room.

Lin Xia said directly: "Brothers, let's go to the company first today."

"The program that the company said last time will start broadcasting soon, so we will not engage in side business in the last two days."

"I'm about to become a serious variety show anchor, you guys are my first wave of fans, remember to support me!"

After Lin Xia finished speaking, the live broadcast room didn't answer at all.

And it's all about feeling sorry for Xiaoyu and talking about Lin Xia's beast.

Obviously, this wave of interaction is true because the donkey's head is not right with the horse's mouth, and everyone is playing their own way.

But it doesn't matter, after Lin Xia finished speaking, he didn't even read the barrage.

Just turn the throttle and go.

into the company.

Just came to the front desk.

Lin Xia saw a familiar figure.

"Huh? Boss, why are you here?"

Isn't this the funeral home owner last time?

Lin Xia is very familiar with it.

At this time, the boss saw Lin Xia.

He also quickly expressed his intention.

then……

Lin Xia was dumbfounded.

"No, you came to Jiaxing to find a mortician??"

The boss was puzzled and said, "What's the matter? Is there any problem?"

Lin Xia: ...

Of course there is a problem!

And the problem is getting bigger!

He seriously doubts it.

There are ghosts! ! !

…………

at the same time.

Yang Mi and Reba also came out of the office.

Seeing Lin Xia, Yang Mi said naturally: "Lin Xia, you can go directly with the boss, and I will directly call your card for the money later."

Xia Lin:? ? ? ?

No, what? I'll follow along.

Did I mention I can sew corpses? ?

Also, didn't you complain yesterday?

Why did you start messing around again today?

Did you say Jiaxing is an entertainment company? ?

In addition, how did the owner of the funeral home find Jiaxing?

Don't tell me, it was also pushed after searching for a mortician on the Internet?

Big data at least, at least it shouldn't be so outrageous, okay? ?

It seemed that he could see the puzzlement on Lin Xia's face.

Reba whispered to Lin Xia from the side: "Don't blame Sister Mi, just blame, the boss gave too much!"

"Anyway, it's just sewing corpses. You've done all the work of chasing corpses, collecting corpses, making paper people, and summoning souls. Sewing corpses shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Lin Xia is speechless: ...

It's not about the money.

"The other party gave fifty thousand." Reba silently added.

Lin Xia's expression was shocked, and she immediately turned her head: "Boss, let's go now?"

If the money is in place, then it's not a problem.

"Walk around, the relatives over there are in a hurry, and it's best to try to get it done today."

After speaking, Lin Xia followed the boss and left.

And I saw this scene in the live broadcast room.

And finally from the grief just now.

They came back to their senses one after another.

The bullet screen is full of question marks.

"?????"

"?????"

"No, shit, didn't this bastard say he won't have a side job these two days?"

"What the hell? Why do you have to sew up the corpse again? Did this tm anchor work in the funeral industry before?"

"I didn't know it before, but it will definitely be in the future. He didn't say everything yesterday, and the trademark has been registered."

"Let's just go crazy, okay? Don't tell me he's still a mortician."

"No way? The anchor is so popular, and there are new fans? He is a paper crafter who hunts down corpses and can sew corpses. Is it unreasonable?"

"But he said just a second ago that he is a serious variety show guy, hey!"

"You can just treat the anchor as a fart and let it go. His connection with the main business is also close to others!"

"My motherfucker! A celebrity who has a side job, I don't think it should be as outrageous as him at least."

"It's a small problem, just get used to it. He's a star, so it's very reasonable to have a side job!"

…………

On the road.

Lin Xia is also from the owner of the funeral home.

Find out the details of the body.

The corpse was cut up artificially, it was miserable and broken.

And the reason is, love kills.

It seems that this corpse was alive.

When playing poker with a married woman.

He was bumped into by the other man.

In a rage.

Impulse to kill!

The point is that killing is not enough.

Directly in front of the woman, he cut up the corpse.

The woman was so frightened that she was still in a mental hospital.

And that man, who directly chose to surrender, has now been arrested.

After the case was over, the family took the body out and deposited it in the funeral home.

First things first.

Of course, it is necessary to ask someone to dispose of the body and bury it properly.

In fact, funeral parlors have specialized undertakers.

But...

The undertaker was too young.

After listening to the process that the boss said.

I was so scared that I asked for leave and went home.

Life and death are not willing to take this job.

no way.

The boss can only use the surrounding contacts.

Find out where there are still corpses.

Then, some people said that Jiaxing can do everything.

Then, there was the scene this morning.

The owner of the funeral home went to Jiaxing early in the morning to find the mortician.

The whole process can be said to be quite outrageous.

But even more outrageous.

I really found him.

And they are old acquaintances.

"Young man, I didn't expect you to do this. Why don't you just do it in my funeral home? I'll give you a guaranteed salary of [-] yuan. There are special orders, and the commission will be calculated separately. How about it?"

The corner of Lin Xia's mouth twitched: "No need, boss, I'm going to open my own funeral shop soon."

"Ah? Didn't you say you are a star? Why do you even open a funeral shop?" The boss was shocked.

Lin Xia was also shocked: "You still know that I am a star? Then do you know that Jiaxing is an entertainment company?"

"Of course I know, Yang Mi is my goddess."

Speaking of this, the boss is a little embarrassed.

Lin Xia's eyes widened: "Then you know that Jiaxing is an entertainment company, so why go to Jiaxing to find a mortician?"

The boss said: "Didn't it be said that Jiaxing knows everything on the Internet recently? Besides, didn't I really find this? I didn't expect it to be you?"

Lin Xia: ...

No problem!

Then I really didn't expect it to be you!

I also didn't expect that it would be the day before becoming a variety show cafe.

He not only pierced paper but also invoked souls, and now he even came to sew corpses.

Nice! !

…………

Came to a familiar funeral home.

The boss didn't have ink marks either.

Take it directly to the corresponding morgue.

Then he pointed to one of the beds and said, "The corpse is here. You can just drag it to the next room and mend it later. There should be all the materials you need inside."

"I still have something to do, so I will go to work first, and you should be careful."

After finishing speaking, the boss left the morgue as if fleeing.

After all, seeing a body dismembered into pieces is a bit pervasive.

But after Lin Xia got the skills of a mortician.

Facing these corpses again, he no longer had the fear of last time.

All I have in my heart is sympathy.

Simply sympathy for the corpse.

As for the person the corpse was in life, it has nothing to do with the seamstress.

A mortician can only sew two things.

One dead body and two dead.

Tomb-sweeping day is dead.

The rest can be sewed.

He sighed deeply.

Lin Xia also walked towards the bed slowly.

Then slowly opened the body bag.

Immediately.

A round head.

Get out.

Lin Xia: ...

Studio:……

I am Nima!

Scared me! !

……

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